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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/18 02:49:59
Subject: You know that Sinking Feeling when... COME ONE COME ALL!
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
Cruising in my CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
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Hi wargamers! I have an idea for a game!
Finish this sentence however you want, as long as it has to do with wargaming OR moments in your life.
You know that Sinking feeling you get when... (finish)
Here, I'll start off: You know that sinking feeling you get when the enemy fields 3 carnifexes.
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This message was edited 4 times. Last update was at 2012/01/17 02:17:09
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/18 03:09:50
Subject: You know that Sinking Feeling when...
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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I get the sinking feeling when a storm raven with termies and a furioso dread come at my troops.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/18 03:18:36
Subject: You know that Sinking Feeling when...
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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You know that sinking feeling you get when you hear Mat Ward is writing another codex.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/18 03:20:14
Subject: You know that Sinking Feeling when...
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Raging Ravener
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you know you get that sinking feeling when your last synapse creature dies.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/18 03:20:19
Subject: You know that Sinking Feeling when...
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
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You see an army on eBay listed as "pro painted."
You see a poster on a forum posting about his original race for the game and their accompanying rules.
Your expensive deathstar unit completely whiffs its attacks.
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Check out my Youtube channel!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/18 05:29:49
Subject: Re:You know that Sinking Feeling when...
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
Cruising in my CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
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...When a furioso lands in the middle of my fire warriors without emp grenades
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I guarantee you that I'm not really as smart as the test says:
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/18 05:52:19
Subject: You know that Sinking Feeling when...
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Implacable Black Templar Initiate
Holy Terra
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...When your last troop choice is charged by a carnifex.
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"Stand with me Brothers together we cannot fail!" Chapter master Orizan Battle for New Custer
1000pts
Sons of Orizan around 8000
3000
92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8% who still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your sig. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/18 05:53:53
Subject: Re:You know that Sinking Feeling when...
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Shrieking Guardian Jetbiker
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That sinking feeling when you roll a 1 with a 2+ Sv
That sinking feeling when your opponent reveals 3 Long Fang squads all with missiles
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/18 05:59:22
Subject: You know that Sinking Feeling when...
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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..... When you see your roommates cat on your worktable where you left your newest tank that you spent hours painting.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/18 06:11:17
Subject: You know that Sinking Feeling when...
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
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Your opponent says they are done deploying, yet there's nothing on the field...
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Thunderfrog wrote:
+1 Str for like 5 points? To autocannons or assault cannons? Hell yea. Then the Reinforced Aegis upgrade for free AND the ability to ignore stunned shaken.. pretty much for free..
Other Dreadnaughts should just go somewhere and be a toaster.
Mattieu~~~~ It's not that eldar are bad, it's that they require a lot of intergration between units. Also, that doesnt prove anything other than GW has a huge hard-on for marines, and, given the option between making a xeno the best psykers or making a marine the best psyker, they will 9 times out of 10 choose the marine.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Tzeentchling9 wrote:Mephy can't be swept. He is still a marine so he has the, "And They Shall Never Get Removed From The Table After Losing Combat Like Everyone Else Because They Are The Poster Boys" special rule.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/18 06:13:05
Subject: You know that Sinking Feeling when...
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Lady of the Lake
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Your opponent finishes deploying, all you see is a parking lot.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/18 06:34:09
Subject: You know that Sinking Feeling when...
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
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n0t_u wrote:Your opponent finishes deploying, all you see is a parking lot.
Where did I park my car now?
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Thunderfrog wrote:
+1 Str for like 5 points? To autocannons or assault cannons? Hell yea. Then the Reinforced Aegis upgrade for free AND the ability to ignore stunned shaken.. pretty much for free..
Other Dreadnaughts should just go somewhere and be a toaster.
Mattieu~~~~ It's not that eldar are bad, it's that they require a lot of intergration between units. Also, that doesnt prove anything other than GW has a huge hard-on for marines, and, given the option between making a xeno the best psykers or making a marine the best psyker, they will 9 times out of 10 choose the marine.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Tzeentchling9 wrote:Mephy can't be swept. He is still a marine so he has the, "And They Shall Never Get Removed From The Table After Losing Combat Like Everyone Else Because They Are The Poster Boys" special rule.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/18 06:41:24
Subject: Re:You know that Sinking Feeling when...
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
Cruising in my CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
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If you mean DS armies, then power to you! I hate those buttholes!
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I guarantee you that I'm not really as smart as the test says:
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/18 06:45:40
Subject: Re:You know that Sinking Feeling when...
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
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killykavekommando wrote:If you mean DS armies, then power to you! I hate those buttholes!
Actually talking about:
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Thunderfrog wrote:
+1 Str for like 5 points? To autocannons or assault cannons? Hell yea. Then the Reinforced Aegis upgrade for free AND the ability to ignore stunned shaken.. pretty much for free..
Other Dreadnaughts should just go somewhere and be a toaster.
Mattieu~~~~ It's not that eldar are bad, it's that they require a lot of intergration between units. Also, that doesnt prove anything other than GW has a huge hard-on for marines, and, given the option between making a xeno the best psykers or making a marine the best psyker, they will 9 times out of 10 choose the marine.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Tzeentchling9 wrote:Mephy can't be swept. He is still a marine so he has the, "And They Shall Never Get Removed From The Table After Losing Combat Like Everyone Else Because They Are The Poster Boys" special rule.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/18 08:12:17
Subject: Re:You know that Sinking Feeling when...
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Mighty Chosen Warrior of Chaos
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You know that Sinking feeling you get when your marines fail their dangerous terrain test on a patch of quicksand.
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Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it. Don't wait for it. Just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot black coffee. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/18 08:33:47
Subject: Re:You know that Sinking Feeling when...
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Wicked Warp Spider
A cave, deep in the Misty Mountains
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That sinking feeling when you see 10 razorbacks deployed in front of you
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Craftworld Eleuven 4500
LoneLictor on thread about an ork choking the Emperor:
LoneLictor wrote:I like to imagine the Emperor kills so many Orks that he ends up half buried beneath a pile of corpses, with only his head sticking out. A lone grot stumbles across him, and starts choking him.
Then Horus comes across the lone grot, somehow managing to kill the Emperor, and punts it into space. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/18 08:37:20
Subject: You know that Sinking Feeling when...
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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You know that sinking feeling when..... You realize you brought nearly every case for your army except the one with all your troops.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/18 08:38:16
Subject: You know that Sinking Feeling when...
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Nasty Nob
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...when you play a 500 pts game and your opponent is still all mechanized.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/18 08:41:29
Subject: You know that Sinking Feeling when...
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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...when someone starts a Matt Ward joke
...when your opponent is TFG
...when you wake up in the morning, and realize you play tau
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/18 08:43:50
Subject: You know that Sinking Feeling when...
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Toastedandy wrote:...when you wake up in the morning, and realize you play tau
... Whenyou wake up in the morning and realize you ARE Tau.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/19 02:07:08
Subject: Re:You know that Sinking Feeling when...
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
Cruising in my CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
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Tau jokes... really?
I'm offended
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I guarantee you that I'm not really as smart as the test says:
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/19 02:19:15
Subject: You know that Sinking Feeling when...
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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You realise that your best troops can't shoot for crap, and have spent their whole lives learning how to not be able to shoot by neglecting how to fight in close combat.
You realise that your great leader is really just an old man sitting in a hover chair with a big neon "Shoot Me!" sign duct taped to it and his blinkers accidentally left on, leading you to assume he's going to take the next right for the next 100 miles, when he turns left and gets killed by an autocannon.
You realise that half of the stuff your race invented has become collectively useless.
You realise that myriad shrubs, craters and fences around the area give the same protection as the lone admantium wall your army is hiding behind.
You realise that you're only as good at shooting as a bipedal chicken that eats anything.
You realise you're a Vespid.
You realise that the majority of your sinking feelings come from things to do with your main army.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/19 02:25:36
Subject: Re:You know that Sinking Feeling when...
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
Cruising in my CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
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When you realize that your enemy's most basic troop has a 3+ save and you can't take saves for anything (guard players get me  )
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I guarantee you that I'm not really as smart as the test says:
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/19 02:53:33
Subject: You know that Sinking Feeling when...
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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You know that Sinking Feeling when...
You look up and see your opponant is wearing a t-shirt with a picture of a cat with a melon helmet.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/19 02:57:37
Subject: You know that Sinking Feeling when...
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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The sinking feeling when you look again and realise it's actually a lime helmet
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/08/19 02:57:47
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/19 03:12:21
Subject: You know that Sinking Feeling when...
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Australia
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When you drop a whole pod full of Tyranid Warriors in front of a leman Russ confident that the cannon will only get at worst a wound off each of them before the charge and then you remember Instant Death!
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4th company
The Screaming Beagles of Helicia V
Hive Fleet Jumanji
I'll die before I surrender Tim! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/19 03:58:59
Subject: Re:You know that Sinking Feeling when...
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
Cruising in my CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
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LR cannons have instant death?????
...When you realize that the enemy battle cannon has a clear line of sight of your HQ
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I guarantee you that I'm not really as smart as the test says:
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/19 04:18:52
Subject: Re:You know that Sinking Feeling when...
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
Between Alpha and Omega, and a little to the left
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When you play against Guard.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/19 06:29:47
Subject: You know that Sinking Feeling when...
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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You know that Sinking Feeling when...you realize that your ccw unit is just out of charge range infront of your opponants gunline.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/19 18:19:24
Subject: Re:You know that Sinking Feeling when...
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
Cruising in my CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
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My friend pinoypower knows exactly how that ends up...
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I guarantee you that I'm not really as smart as the test says:
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