daedalus said:

The theme is Daemonettes who lust for the Emperor, and as such, have decided to take up lasguns in the holy fight against Chaos....

This sounded funny to me, so I decided honor the idea with some artwork!



Maybe someone can come up with a good one-liner?

Don't forget to give me some votes in the gallery!

This is such Heretical material that it is unforgivable to just look at it.

It's better then Chaos Grey Knights.

I think it's fun - by rights there's got to be some people that lust after the empy, and these would be the embodiment of that.

It's better then Chaos Grey Knights.

That may be my next one . This one only took about 45minutes to sketch so maybe tomorrow I'll have one up.

This is so gonna be on 1d4chan...
Also, rule 34.

All these views and no votes?!

Come on people! We artists need our egos stroked!

Brother Coa wrote:This is such Heretical material that it is unforgivable to just look at it.

Heresy? Probably. But then again, we necrons don't have any preconcieved notions of heresy.
Oh and all you damn kids get off our lawn!
Damn kids today and their....civilizations...

That aside I really like this piece. I also saw your gallery, really nice stuff.

Thanks, keep up the compliments and I'll keep up the good work

I would like to see you draw Tryzan the Infinite just being a troll.

Nice pic. As far as a caption, can't think of anything that is clean enough for me not to get kicked off these boards.

Wow. Do Commissar shooting a tank commander for heresy... Lol.

This thread has more heresy in it than my My little pony army thread.

In the interests of heresy!

This thread is EXTRA heretical.

You should all feel really bad. Shame on all of you. I shall alert the Commissariat at once.

Daemonette pick-up lines:
"Hey there Space Wolf, come howl with me."
"Hi ork, will you be my burna boy?"
"Space marine devastator, come crack open my tank."
"I know you want my bio-mass, tyranid."

Alexzandvar wrote:This thread has more heresy in it than my My little pony army thread.

In the interests of heresy!

Im so tired of it. If I could have one wish it would be MLP never coming out. Not even the old one.

your army makes me rage, all the posters with stupid mlp sigs and avatars make me rage, all the tshirts make me rage, all the references to it everywhere make me rage, all the images make me rage.

I cant even understand it. One day you'll all look back at this mlp bs and be ashamed of yourselves

Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:

Alexzandvar wrote:This thread has more heresy in it than my My little pony army thread.

In the interests of heresy!

Im so tired of it. If I could have one wish it would be MLP never coming out. Not even the old one.

your army makes me rage, all the posters with stupid mlp sigs and avatars make me rage, all the tshirts make me rage, all the references to it everywhere make me rage, all the images make me rage.

I cant even understand it. One day you'll all look back at this mlp bs and be ashamed of yourselves

Closet Brony detected.

HERESY!
THIS THREAD IS HERESY

Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:
Im so tired of it. If I could have one wish it would be MLP never coming out. Not even the old one.

your army makes me rage, all the posters with stupid mlp sigs and avatars make me rage, all the tshirts make me rage, all the references to it everywhere make me rage, all the images make me rage.

I cant even understand it. One day you'll all look back at this mlp bs and be ashamed of yourselves

Grrr how dare you like something I don't like! It makes me so mad knowing there is a show for little girls that some adults like too! I could just spew bile from my eyeballs all day if I saw one more colorful horse!

Asherian Command wrote:HERESY!
THIS THREAD IS HERESY

Well time for the 'cron player to skeedaddle before exterminatus comes.

Brother SRM wrote:

Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:
Im so tired of it. If I could have one wish it would be MLP never coming out. Not even the old one.

your army makes me rage, all the posters with stupid mlp sigs and avatars make me rage, all the tshirts make me rage, all the references to it everywhere make me rage, all the images make me rage.

I cant even understand it. One day you'll all look back at this mlp bs and be ashamed of yourselves

Grrr how dare you like something I don't like! It makes me so mad knowing there is a show for little girls that some adults like too! I could just spew bile from my eyeballs all day if I saw one more colorful horse!

You too man? I feel the same way

Its because its non stop. I thought it was ok when maybe one kinda funny picture was made every day. Now all I see is pony everything. Its like rule 34 but bad (cant believe I just typed that) while rule 34 usually makes me laugh, seeing everything I hold dear ponified makes me mad. And dont get me started on all the mlp rule 34...

"Why the emperor? Well, he's not just most powerful person in the galaxy, despite what the chaos gods might have you believe and power is sexy, as they say. Plus, It'd be absolutely amazing to force those preachy Sisters to call me mom if we end up tieing the knot. Heh heh, daughters of the emperor. Besides, humans might be sexually repressed compared to some of the other races in the galaxy, but if you've never probed their minds you'd have no idea the terrifying beauty their perversions can reach, if only they weren't too scared to reach for them."


"But seriously, The man hasn't gotten in up in 10 thousand years. I take that as a challenge."


.....................

"The hardest part about my job? Love me or hate me my troops can't help but point something at my face."

......................

"Remember men, don't pull the trigger, squeeze it."

Thank you for posting this, DeffDred. You have made my life more complete.

"He may be old but trust me, hes got it where it counts "

This is such Heretical material that it is unforgivable to just look at it.

Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:

Brother SRM wrote:

Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:
Im so tired of it. If I could have one wish it would be MLP never coming out. Not even the old one.

your army makes me rage, all the posters with stupid mlp sigs and avatars make me rage, all the tshirts make me rage, all the references to it everywhere make me rage, all the images make me rage.

I cant even understand it. One day you'll all look back at this mlp bs and be ashamed of yourselves

Grrr how dare you like something I don't like! It makes me so mad knowing there is a show for little girls that some adults like too! I could just spew bile from my eyeballs all day if I saw one more colorful horse!

You too man? I feel the same way

Its because its non stop. I thought it was ok when maybe one kinda funny picture was made every day. Now all I see is pony everything. Its like rule 34 but bad (cant believe I just typed that) while rule 34 usually makes me laugh, seeing everything I hold dear ponified makes me mad. And dont get me started on all the mlp rule 34...

...


I like the idea. It's more original than 'It's the Imperial thing, but Chaos.'

I like where this thread is going.

DeffDred wrote:daedalus said:

Maybe someone can come up with a good one-liner?

Don't forget to give me some votes in the gallery!

"Why aren't YOU servicing the Emperor!"

"We love a good long hard fight for the Emperor"

"Get the Big E a Big V" ( V is for viagra)

It's better then Chaos Grey Knights.

I'll be scanning that one later this afternoon.

I would like to see you draw Tryzan the Infinite just being a troll.

In what way? This one I'll be drawing next.

''Squad morale restored''
?

Manditory "Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my sword"

"Drive me closer! I want them to hit me with their swords"

I love where this thread is going...

Just gonna... leave this here...



More of them found here:
http://bit.ly/wHeXgm

Proof that this thread is not heretical.



If it's for research, its alright.

Im so tired of it. If I could have one wish it would be MLP never coming out. Not even the old one.

your army makes me rage, all the posters with stupid mlp sigs and avatars make me rage, all the tshirts make me rage, all the references to it everywhere make me rage, all the images make me rage.

I cant even understand it. One day you'll all look back at this mlp bs and be ashamed of yourselves

the pic of the daemonette looks awesome, cant wait so see the chaos GK XD

"Playing for both teams is just soo much fun."

This is along the lines of my "Crowe's Pimpwagon" project.

I build a Stormlord and make the rear platform into a Hot tub. In said Hot-tub is Castellan Crowe, arms around a couple of the DE slave girl models. there will be some hollowed out SoB armor laying around the deck. Higher up on the super structure we have the Goff Rokkas giving a slam dunk performance with Pole Dancing Daemonettes and the ork cheerleader. Creed will be standing by an open hatch holding a Sister Repentia's cloth and grinning his signature grin.

Sorry, I need to rely on my roommate for scanning...

And he hasn't done anything in 7 hours.

So tomorrow morning I'll have the Khorne Knight up.

The weird things Slaanesh conjures when you type its name into google.

sad

Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:

Brother SRM wrote:

Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:
Im so tired of it. If I could have one wish it would be MLP never coming out. Not even the old one.

your army makes me rage, all the posters with stupid mlp sigs and avatars make me rage, all the tshirts make me rage, all the references to it everywhere make me rage, all the images make me rage.

I cant even understand it. One day you'll all look back at this mlp bs and be ashamed of yourselves

Grrr how dare you like something I don't like! It makes me so mad knowing there is a show for little girls that some adults like too! I could just spew bile from my eyeballs all day if I saw one more colorful horse!

You too man? I feel the same way

Its because its non stop. I thought it was ok when maybe one kinda funny picture was made every day. Now all I see is pony everything. Its like rule 34 but bad (cant believe I just typed that) while rule 34 usually makes me laugh, seeing everything I hold dear ponified makes me mad. And dont get me started on all the mlp rule 34...

Bobthehero wrote:''Squad morale restored''
?

Caption found! That is awesome.

NO MORE fething PONIES. Stop derailing a heretical thread.

DeadlySquirrel wrote:NO MORE fething PONIES. Stop derailing a heretical thread.

Ponies are considered Heretical, thus, making this heretical thread even more heretical.

Not to mention the haters walked in first and started it.

Rather than troll face trazyn go with the mispronunciation at my FLGS as Tarzan the infinite.

I'm not super-familiar with the Newcrons.

Is Trayzn to time traveling guy who has Sabatian Thors head?

DeffDred wrote:I'm not super-familiar with the Newcrons.

Is Trayzn to time traveling guy who has Sabatian Thors head?

You are right about the head, wrong about time travel.
Basically, think of him as an immortal, murderous museum curator, with a bit of a superiority complex thrown in.

Two memes apply here, rule 34 and FAP.

Trayzn... stealing Saint Celestines panties.

This must be rendered by my hand!

DeffDred wrote:Trayzn... stealing Saint Celestines panties.

This must be rendered by my hand!

And you know what's funny?
That's probably true. I wouldn't be surprised if he had a pair of 10,000 year old panties sealed off in some glass and gold case somewhere (with a stasis field, naturally)

I already whipped up a rough draft lmfao it's great!

The question now, how do I make a robot face full of glee and hunger?

DeffDred wrote:I already whipped up a rough draft lmfao it's great!

The question now, how do I make a robot face full of glee and hunger?

Yes. Make it look like an overly zealous historian who just found a priceless artifact.

Coolyo294 wrote:It's better then Chaos Grey Knights.

I know what my next army is going to be!!!!

DeffDred wrote:

It's better then Chaos Grey Knights.

I'll be scanning that one later this afternoon.

I would like to see you draw Tryzan the Infinite just being a troll.

In what way? This one I'll be drawing next.

OOH OOH I WIN!!! Tryzan under a bridge and the caption reads "today the bridge, tomorrow the entire galaxy, and the day after that... the internet..."

Huh? HUH? Cmon tell me that isnt a page full of win right there?

I know what my next army is going to be!!!!

Perhaps you can use the next picture I put up... should Big'Uns finally put it on disc...will give you some inspiration.

Should be up in the next 30 minutes.

MrMoustaffa wrote:

Coolyo294 wrote:It's better then Chaos Grey Knights.

I know what my next army is going to be!!!!

Cue nerdrage.

Coolyo294 wrote:

MrMoustaffa wrote:

Coolyo294 wrote:It's better then Chaos Grey Knights.

I know what my next army is going to be!!!!

Cue nerdrage.

The best part is that there are like 4 GK players at my club too. When I get around to making it, the looks on their faces will be priceless! And to be really evil, I'll use the regular GK codex with them!!!!! *cue's evil laughter*

Oh yeah, and thanks to whoever gave me DCM status. Pleasant surprise to wake up to.

DeffDred wrote:Oh yeah, and thanks to whoever gave me DCM status. Pleasant surprise to wake up to.

Glad you like it. It was in appreciation for your efforts.

And without further delay...



Woot! He looks good!

I tried to put axes where the swords would normally be. And of course I included some sister severed heads.

Chaos is strong!

Man, the emperor probably looks like a decomposing corpse.

DeffDred wrote:And without further delay...



Woot! He looks good!

I tried to put axes where the swords would normally be. And of course I included some sister severed heads.

But the loyalist Grey knights already kill sisters of battle on a seemingly daily basis... need to make those Ultramarines or something to maximize the effect!

That said everything else looks awesome. If I ever get around to making a GK chaos army this will be my main reference for how they look!

YOU ARE RENEGADES TO IMPERIUM AND EMPEROR, HERETIC SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tonight I'll start on Trayzn the Infinite.

Any other suggestions? My roommate would prefer I have him scan multipule images at a time instead one every afternoon.

A female Ork in sister of battle armour haha.

Orkimedes.

Just let your imagination run wild.

Have Trayzn the Infinite with all the crazy stuff he's got piled up behind him looking at some blood ravens with a stupid grin and the caption "Problem, Blood Ravens?"

I think that could be funny

Inspiration! http://thatoldrobot.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4d46tv

If you have not seen this one yet, I bring it to you now.

People on both sides should stop arguing on the pony's let em love it, they have there own page on the offtopic, and don't respond unless provoked, you may not like it but that does not call for hate.
On the flip side i would like the pony stuff confined to the fun thread you have at off-topic so all these stupid derailings stop happening. /rant
I am sure both sides could agree that this solves nothing.

Zakiriel wrote:If you have not seen this one yet, I bring it to you now.

Tadashi...

I don't think your pics are working.

This thread is more heretical than the Eye of Terror, this is the stuff of FAN FICTION WRITERS!

You better hope the Imperium does not come to earth, or we will all be killed thanks to you

Looking at this thread I half-expect the raw stuff of chaos to pour forth from my monitor.

Thanks for making my night....PONIES!

I need to model up a Khorne warrior on a "poneynaught"

Lobukia wrote:I need to model up a Khorne warrior on a "poneynaught"

Do want!

Needs more kittens.



Also Tadashi here's one that works.

Draw an ork riding a moped!

Asherian Command wrote:HERESY!
THIS THREAD IS HERESY

You ninja'd me..

Luke_Prowler wrote:Draw an ork riding a moped!

better yet, a bunch of hippy orks riding mopeds taking their Waaagh to the streets of San Fran.

Hippy Space Marine

Well, Duke Sliscus is known to be a Dark Eldar who never wears the same outfit, dines on really fine poison and enjoy's carving poems into his enemies. Perhaps a metrosexual dark eldar should be in order?

Seriously tho, this thread is legendary.

DeffDred wrote:daedalus said:

The theme is Daemonettes who lust for the Emperor, and as such, have decided to take up lasguns in the holy fight against Chaos....

This sounded funny to me, so I decided honor the idea with some artwork!



Maybe someone can come up with a good one-liner?

Don't forget to give me some votes in the gallery!

Commissar looks at this thread. Looks down at BP, then back to thread.

Walks away "HEY YOU! YEAH YOU IN THE BANEBLADE! COME HERE..."

The Crusader wrote:Commissar looks at this thread. Looks down at BP, then back to thread.

Walks away "HEY YOU! YEAH YOU IN THE BANEBLADE! COME HERE..."

"AND GET YOUR BUDDIES WITH THE DEATHSTRIKE LAUNCHER AND THE MANTICORE AS WELL"

I've been busy lately so haven't been able to scan my Trayzn pic. But, as it is Superbowl Sunday and I live in New England, I thought I'd throw this up here.



Go PATS!

Creed will be standing by an open hatch holding a Sister Repentia's cloth and grinning his signature grin.

"Inquisitor! Look here! On the post of the bunk in the barracks room we found the Sister Repentia's undercloth!"

"What? To get a Sister Repentia into bed you'd have to be some sort of tactical geniu-

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!"

Tactical genius hurr......

I personally think that'd make a great comic strip and if you could make a picture of the quoted scene I would buy it outright

"Inquisitor! Look here! On the post of the bunk in the barracks room we found the Sister Repentia's undercloth!"

"What? To get a Sister Repentia into bed you'd have to be some sort of tactical geniu-

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!"

Tactical genius hurr......

I personally think that'd make a great comic strip and if you could make a picture of the quoted scene I would buy it outright

You got it.

DeffDred wrote:Tonight I'll start on Trayzn the Infinite.

Any other suggestions? My roommate would prefer I have him scan multipule images at a time instead one every afternoon.

Creed sneaking guardsmen into battlesuits.

im2randomghgh wrote:

DeffDred wrote:Tonight I'll start on Trayzn the Infinite.

Any other suggestions? My roommate would prefer I have him scan multipule images at a time instead one every afternoon.

Creed sneaking guardsmen into battlesuits.

No, sneaking titans into mantas.

CthuluIsSpy wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:

DeffDred wrote:Tonight I'll start on Trayzn the Infinite.

Any other suggestions? My roommate would prefer I have him scan multipule images at a time instead one every afternoon.

Creed sneaking guardsmen into battlesuits.

No, sneaking titans into mantas.

Sneaking titans into mantas into battlesuits :O

im2randomghgh wrote:

CthuluIsSpy wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:

DeffDred wrote:Tonight I'll start on Trayzn the Infinite.

Any other suggestions? My roommate would prefer I have him scan multipule images at a time instead one every afternoon.

Creed sneaking guardsmen into battlesuits.

No, sneaking titans into mantas.

Sneaking titans into mantas into battlesuits :O

And hiding it all under a rock.

Coolyo294 wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:

CthuluIsSpy wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:

DeffDred wrote:Tonight I'll start on Trayzn the Infinite.

Any other suggestions? My roommate would prefer I have him scan multipule images at a time instead one every afternoon.

Creed sneaking guardsmen into battlesuits.

No, sneaking titans into mantas.

Sneaking titans into mantas into battlesuits :O

And hiding it all under a rock.

No, Metal boxes!

Epic thread

Coolyo294 wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:

CthuluIsSpy wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:

DeffDred wrote:Tonight I'll start on Trayzn the Infinite.

Any other suggestions? My roommate would prefer I have him scan multipule images at a time instead one every afternoon.

Creed sneaking guardsmen into battlesuits.

No, sneaking titans into mantas.

Sneaking titans into mantas into battlesuits :O

And hiding it all under a rock.

And hiding the rock in his pocket. He's just gotta throw it like a pokeball and BOOM!

Also, notice how I made battlesuits plural? The manta is in several of them.

Well... Creed in Suits in Mantas and things... don't translate to my artistry very well.

Trayzn the Creepy is complete. Just need to scan it in.

"Does your Repentia lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?" strip is in the works.

5 images total so a bit more work and time needed.

Any other requests while I'm at it?

I saw a few funny comics that parody the Old Spice commercials, one with Dark Eldar and the other involving the Tau. Is something like that within your ability?

I eagerly await the next wave of pictures

Yeah sorry it's taken a while. My week was busy and my weekend even more so.

I'll see if I can't get these requests up soon. In the meantime I think I may just put a few older things up tomorrow.

I'm sure I've got some neat 40k doodles around here somewhere.

Heresy for the Heresy god!

The Sisters of the Flame declare this thread to be the best sort of heresy. Much laughter was had, much merriment commenced; a welcome change from the nerdrage that occurred as recently as a half hour ago.

Hell, I even laughed at the Sister of Battle heads on the Chaos Grey Knight's chain.

Coolyo294 wrote:It's better then Chaos Grey Knights.

You mean the ones that killed a bunch of SoB and then did a Khornate blood ritual using their blood?

TedNugent wrote:

Coolyo294 wrote:It's better then Chaos Grey Knights.

You mean the ones that killed a bunch of SoB and then did a Khornate blood ritual using their blood?

No, it's a reference to the constant stream of posts here on Dakka(and other forums) of people wanting to make a "corrupted" Grey Knight army.

The Bloodtide incident has been discussed at length, so not going into that.

I like this, My inner heretic is having a hard time keeping his robes on

Personally, I think this game needs more of this.

DeffDred wrote:daedalus said:

The theme is Daemonettes who lust for the Emperor, and as such, have decided to take up lasguns in the holy fight against Chaos....

This sounded funny to me, so I decided honor the idea with some artwork!



Maybe someone can come up with a good one-liner?

Don't forget to give me some votes in the gallery!

"OMG, I am soooo bi-factional!!"

Oh god, I think that wins it. Some of the others were really good, but wow.

Well played!

"OMG, I am soooo bi-factional!!"

I believe the word is "Co-dexual"

This thread is the best flavour of heresy! Its right next to chocolate-chip changeling and caramel Khorne.

Its so sweet
http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/320/6/0/chibi_slaanesh_by_yuliapw-d32yunt.jpg

Slaanesh grey knights! Time to get converting

Mikster wrote:Its so sweet
http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/320/6/0/chibi_slaanesh_by_yuliapw-d32yunt.jpg

Slaanesh grey knights! Time to get converting

What a sight that would be... O_O...

DeffDred wrote:I've been busy lately so haven't been able to scan my Trayzn pic. But, as it is Superbowl Sunday and I live in New England, I thought I'd throw this up here.



Go PATS!

How'd this model work out for you?

Ouch

here Deff Dred, you might be needing some of this

I'm starting to walk the path of the fallen.....

Trondheim wrote:I like this, My inner heretic is having a hard time keeping his robes on

Go on. Let him out.

AND THEN PURGE THE GALAXY! FOR THE EMPEROR!

The heresy in this thread.....is fully endorsed. ;D

TheAngrySquig wrote:

DeffDred wrote:I've been busy lately so haven't been able to scan my Trayzn pic. But, as it is Superbowl Sunday and I live in New England, I thought I'd throw this up here.



Go PATS!

How'd this model work out for you?

I'm just surprised he caught it...

I wish I could draw people like that :(
I can draw weapons well, along with vehicles.

Living things on the other hand? Not so much.
Speaking of which, I should probably upload some of my 40K-related stuff.

Alright... I have a bunch of stuff up in my gallery but I can't seem to post my Trayzn image here.

I'm having a rough day with images on Dakka today.

Oh well, check out my galley and toss me some votes.

Keep the comments here. I like all the images everyone keeps putting up.

The picture of Trazyn is great. I love your art! Keep it up. Its hilarious and awesome at the same time. This is something rare in art for me. Art that's unique, but good to look at. I've seen too many pieces have so much potential, but the artist lacked the execution for the idea.

Okay, I figured out what I was doing wrong. I also reposted the images with better cropping.

So here he is! TROLLZYN the INFINITE!

well....

"He is known to hold technologies and relics that are so rare that they are both rare as well as priceless. His collection includes the fabled Wraithbone choir of Altansar, the preserved head of Sebastian Thor, the ossified husk of an Enslaver, and the Holy Panties of Saint Celestine."

Pervocron approves!

Avro wrote:well....

"He is known to hold technologies and relics that are so rare that they are both rare as well as priceless. His collection includes the fabled Wraithbone choir of Altansar, the preserved head of Sebastian Thor, the ossified husk of an Enslaver, and the Holy Panties of Saint Celestine."

I wonder what other Necron Lords would say to him if they saw that in his collection.

Red Comet wrote:

Avro wrote:well....

"He is known to hold technologies and relics that are so rare that they are both rare as well as priceless. His collection includes the fabled Wraithbone choir of Altansar, the preserved head of Sebastian Thor, the ossified husk of an Enslaver, and the Holy Panties of Saint Celestine."

I wonder what other Necron Lords would say to him if they saw that in his collection.

I don't think they would care. It is after all, just a piece of fabric.
I would LOVE to see an inquisitor's face though.

Something like this I'd imagine:

That must have been the most epic panty raid ever!

Could you do Creed in the action of hiding a titan behind some bushes? Like duct taping twigs and leaves to it. Tactical Genius!

Maybe have Trayzen find Creeed and a Titan IN the panties


And then have them team up to go troll abbadon.

Durza wrote:Something like this I'd imagine:

Then Celestine's expression would be something like this:

So.... Been a bit busy the past 3 years. I figured that this was a worthwhile update.

I haven't forgotten all the previous requests and some are in various stages of completion.

Lets kick into gear with an update on the classic!






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Nice work!

Exalted!

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