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What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 15:24:08


Post by: KingCracker


Im talking for anything, not just wargaming and the like. Have you actually learned something useful? Something important? Something that made you look smarter in a normal conversation? Anything like that counts.

I know personally, from time to time, Ive actually had those "Huh, didnt know that" moments from discussions on here. And thanks to a few level headed smart DAKKAnauts, Ive actually won an argument with a "college smart guy"


What about you lot? What/how has DAKKA learned you?


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 15:27:41


Post by: Brother-Captain Scotti


The caesar was actually pronounced Ky-sar.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 15:27:58


Post by: SagesStone


If anything it may have dumbed me down.

But, I'll go with the general response of learning painting techniques and I guess tactics. I don't know really but it's nice none the less.
Of course there's also the fact that if you are the victim of something there is always a way in which someone can figure out how it is your fault.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 15:32:36


Post by: Warrior Squirrel


I loathe americans even more. True story

Rule Number One is be polite. Thanks ~Manchu


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 15:40:17


Post by: hotsauceman1


That there are reasonable republicans. They just arent the ones running.
Also, Brits have the best drinking stories.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 15:44:54


Post by: Manchu


@ all: In answering the question posed by OP, please remember that making offensive blanket statements about national, cultural, religious, political, etc, affiliations is rude and against our rules.

Thanks.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 15:45:04


Post by: mega_bassist


Probably the biggest thing I've learned is that the gaming community is waaaaay more diverse than I originally thought...to be more specific, it's not just filled with your stereotypical "highschool geeks".


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 15:53:08


Post by: generalgrog


The biggest thing I have taken away from the OT forum here is things aren't as "black and white" as what I used to think.

thanks dakka dakka

GG


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 16:04:47


Post by: purplefood


Not to mess with Matty...


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 17:03:29


Post by: Ruglud


I've learnt that a flawless profile, a perfect body, the right clothes, and a great car can get you far in America - almost to the top - but it can't get you everything...


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 17:05:26


Post by: Quintinus


I learned that a lot of people on "nerdy" forums can't really take a joke.
Also King Cracker; you might want to check your spelling: it's "college" not "collage"!


Kind Regards (and yes I went over my post 5 times to make sure I didn't spell anything wrong so I wouldn't look like an idiot)
Vladsimpaler



inb4 someone says my grammar is off


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 17:33:31


Post by: KingCracker


Ruglud wrote:I've learnt that a flawless profile, a perfect body, the right clothes, and a great car can get you far in America - almost to the top - but it can't get you everything...



So if you walk away from DAKKA right now, all you leanred is how to quote Waynes World? That feels a bit off topic.



Vlad - Thanks mate, dont want to look like I caught the stupid


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 17:44:17


Post by: DarkCorsair


I learned 99 things but how to win ain't one.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 17:47:41


Post by: KingCracker


I shouldnt be too shocked, but I still am a little bit. The last couple threads Ive made, maybe 3 or 4 people stuck to the topic. EVERYONE else did nothing just piss from the mouth and add +1 to the post counts.




HOLY FETH IS IT THAT HARD TO STAY ON FETHING TOPIC


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 17:49:02


Post by: Ruglud


KingCracker wrote:So if you walk away from DAKKA right now, all you leanred is how to quote Waynes World? That feels a bit off topic.


Haha, yeah, that's about the sum of knowledge i've taken on board. Possibly because I've got a short attention span...

...what are we talking about again?


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 17:49:15


Post by: Morathi's Darkest Sin


I've learned to react more than, oh thats not good to certain bits of news around the world when disaster strikes. I now wonder, hope there where no Dakkanauts close.

For example when the tornados hit Texas last week, I was considering if any Dakka folks where in the area, and made sure to come on here later to see if all our Texas Dakkanauts where doing well.

Dakka has turned me into a big softie.


Oh it also introduced me to Infinity, would never have paused to look at it in a LFGS, if not for the enthusiasm here.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 17:51:27


Post by: Manchu


Vladsimpaler wrote:Also King Cracker; you might want to check your spelling: it's "college" not "collage"!

[...]

inb4 someone says my grammar is off
Incorrect usage of semicolon.

I have learned a great deal about a lot of subjects by reading this site, even sometimes in the OT section. I have made a lot of purchases, mostly regarding wargaming but also board games, roleplaying games, and video games, based on what other Dakkanauts have said -- and avoided some purchases, too. Dakka has been especially good of late for directing me to Kickstarter projects that I am interested in backing.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 17:53:42


Post by: Chowderhead


I learned how to argue, a few new laws, and how not to be an idiotic teenager.

And that KC's kids are better at Xbox than he is.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 17:55:09


Post by: KingCracker


Its true, at least my son......*mumble mumble damn hoolahoops*


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 18:01:13


Post by: Chowderhead


KingCracker wrote:Its true, at least my son......*mumble mumble damn hoolahoops*

Oh don't be to hard on yourself.

It just means you're becoming OLD.

Good luck.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 18:05:04


Post by: Corpsesarefun


Chowderhead wrote:I learned how to argue, a few new laws, and how not to be an idiotic teenager.

And that KC's kids are better at Xbox than he is.


Don't make the mistakes I do and you'll do fine.

*goes back to tending burns*


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 18:05:53


Post by: Chowderhead


Corpsesarefun wrote:
Chowderhead wrote:I learned how to argue, a few new laws, and how not to be an idiotic teenager.

And that KC's kids are better at Xbox than he is.


Don't make the mistakes I do and you'll do fine.

*goes back to tending burns*

Seriously, bro. Get some vanishing cream.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 18:12:07


Post by: mattyrm


I have learned that humour and sarcasm doesn't carry over well via keyboard, and I come across as far more intolerant and bigoted than I actuall...

Well..

At least a tiny bit more intolerant and bigoted than what I a...

Ok I'm bigoted and intolerant.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 18:12:55


Post by: Monster Rain


I have learned about Nazi Atlantis.
I have learned to Blame the Victim.
I recently learned that Chaos is Begin to Grow.
I have learned to fear and respect the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.

One actually useful thing that I've found out is that many people don't truly believe in the conspiracy theories that they rant about; I believe that in most cases they just bring up these ideas in order to troll others.

/correct use of a semicolon.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 18:14:08


Post by: Henners91


Never *EVER* suggest anything is wrong with guns, anti-abortion campaigns, or overly-wasteful vehicles if members of a certain nationality are around...


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 18:14:23


Post by: purplefood


Monster Rain wrote:
I recently learned that Chaos is Begin to Grow.
I have learned to fear and respect the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.

Damn right... slowly but surely...


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 18:14:29


Post by: Henners91


But of a less cynical strain, I suppose the same people have taught me to lay off religion a little and let people enjoy their right to freedom of conscience.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 18:14:51


Post by: mattyrm


Monster Rain wrote:I have learned about Nazi Atlantis.
I have learned to Blame the Victim.
I recently learned that Chaos is Begin to Grow.
I have learned to fear and respect the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.

One actually useful thing that I've found out is that I don't think that people truly believe in conspiracy theories; I believe that many people just bring up these ideas in order to troll others.

/correct use of a semicolon.


I have forgotten how to blame the victim since that cool guy got banned.

I suppose he kinda deserved it though cos he...

Hey! I am skilled at blaming victims again!


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 18:23:23


Post by: DarkCorsair


Being serious as to what I actually learned now:

Wargamers like heavy metal.
How to do a number of painting techniques such as drybrushing and how to go about basing my miniatures better.
How to make a good army list that isn't spammy.
That the majority of the people in this hobby play more for fun and the fluff than for competitive reasons, despite what BOLS would teach you.
Just read the part that said non-wargaming related. So, not to argue with atheists about religion. That has certainly come in useful IRL.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 19:04:45


Post by: Manchu


Nazi Atlantis is just a myth ... sure it is.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 19:29:22


Post by: susejo239


mega_bassist wrote:Probably the biggest thing I've learned is that the gaming community is waaaaay more diverse than I originally thought...to be more specific, it's not just filled with your stereotypical "highschool geeks".

Right here.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 19:30:46


Post by: Quintinus


Manchu wrote:
Vladsimpaler wrote:Also King Cracker; you might want to check your spelling: it's "college" not "collage"!

[...]

inb4 someone says my grammar is off
Incorrect usage of semicolon.


This is why I stick with pointing out spelling errors.

Kind Regards,
Vladsimpaler


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 19:38:18


Post by: Corpsesarefun


mega_bassist wrote:Probably the biggest thing I've learned is that the gaming community is waaaaay more diverse than I originally thought...to be more specific, it's not just filled with your stereotypical "highschool geeks".


Seriously this.

I've also learnt lots of other things and a met (albeit virtually) a load of interesting/awesome people.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 19:44:40


Post by: FabricatorGeneralMike


Manchu wrote:Nazi Atlantis is just a myth ... sure it is.



How did the nazi's get to Atlantis?....Ancient Aliens.


Honestly, Dakka has taught me that I can take ANY thread and in a matter of posts have it horribly off topic, and that is a achievement in the OT section =o]

I have learnt that the wiener dog apocolypse is comming. They are making another judge dredd movie (atleast it doesn't have sly in it this time =o\) and that You Tube tags are the best thing since sliced bread.

Now if I could only get Manchu to change his siggy to " Now listen here do-gooder, I'm a man without a flaw! I trained for Fifteen year before they let me keep the law, I got a licence to club crazies and that's what you just saw! So wise mouth one more time and I'll break your drokken jaw!" my life would be complete =o]


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 19:55:31


Post by: SilverMK2


Manchu wrote:Nazi Atlantis is just a myth ... sure it is.


What they don't tell you is that Nazi Atlantis is actually in the Sea of Tranquility...





What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 19:56:10


Post by: timetowaste85


-I learned that you shouldn't pick your nose with a working chainsword.
-I also learned that nuns with guns make my pants feel funny. -Tau are not Communists (according to the weirdos).
-The internet hates Mat Ward (it also hates Cruddace and Kelly on separate occasions).
-The last thing I learned is that MODs use their power like a double-ended pleasure-stick. In the end, two people always get screwed.

-I also learned that peace and happiness are always possible; but I'd rather not ruin the fun I'm having with war and closedmindedness.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 19:59:19


Post by: FabricatorGeneralMike


SilverMK2 wrote:
Manchu wrote:Nazi Atlantis is just a myth ... sure it is.


What they don't tell you is that Nazi Atlantis is actually in the Sea of Tranquility...






sorry brah, missed that memo, must of had my tinfoil hat on that night....sighs...I always miss the good stuff =o\


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 20:26:21


Post by: nomsheep


Dakka has taught me porn is cheese, the emporers children's ashes are the ultimate high, for every one person who likes something ten more don't and your carefully thought out arguaments can and will be ignored.

Most importantly dakka has taught never ever ever to read c.s gotos books.


Nom


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 20:33:03


Post by: Rimmy


me personally, I learned how to do OSL, I learned how to airbrush some models. the articles are great, and the forum for the most part, its entertaining. The articles and the gallery are where its at.

I learned mostly that people with talent, are willing to share, and usually do. THAT makes the whole hobby move forward. love that.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 21:35:54


Post by: Trondheim


Dakka has learned me many things, amongst these are the following.

1. Certain nationalities do love their guns & dachs hounds
2. C.S Gotto & Mat Ward will never get flowers from Dakka Dakka
3. OT is a place of great amusment, and sprinkeld with fear.
4. I have made friends and enemies I think, at least Shadowbrand loves me


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 21:39:07


Post by: purplefood


Trondheim wrote:
2. C.S Gotto & Mat Ward will never get flowers from Dakka Dakka
I think the recent Valentine's Day Initiative proves this to be false...
Slowly but surely, Chaos is begin to grow.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 21:46:34


Post by: Trondheim


purplefood wrote:
Trondheim wrote:
2. C.S Gotto & Mat Ward will never get flowers from Dakka Dakka
I think the recent Valentine's Day Initiative proves this to be false...
Slowly but surely, Chaos is begin to grow.



Oh my I must read this, shame on me then.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 22:16:47


Post by: snurl


I learned that spelling is way more important than I thought.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 23:24:29


Post by: Albatross


mattyrm wrote: I have learned that humour and sarcasm doesn't carry over well via keyboard, and I come across as far more intolerant and bigoted than I actuall...

Well..

At least a tiny bit more intolerant and bigoted than what I a...

Ok I'm bigoted and intolerant.


I've learnt that my mate Matt is actually bigoted and intolerant. IRL he's nothing like he is on here - he actually wears a cardigan and quotes Antonio Gramsci in between bong-hits, whilst reading the Qu'ran. He tried to get me to join the Socialist Worker's Party last week. He's a close personal friend of Polly Toynbee.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 23:30:31


Post by: Necroshea


I'm not sure what to say about my stint here. I've been to several forums, including 4chan, but I've never seen a place filled with so many people just waiting to get into an argument with you like here. Worse still, many have an "I MUST WIN" attitude, so instead of just letting things be and moving on or ignoring it all together, people opt to get mad and argue. People like what you don't like and vice versa, just get over it and stop wasting your time on such petty squabbles.

Also, bitter old man syndrome, bitter old man syndrome everywhere.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 23:35:48


Post by: Makarov


A list of things that I have learned from DAKKA:















....


















and that's it


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 23:37:47


Post by: purplefood


Ellipses are good...
I use them a lot...


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 23:40:53


Post by: TheRobotLol


- The gaming community is surprisingly diverse
- Matt Ward is pure, unfiltered evil
- ...
- Be very wary of some mods.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 23:42:19


Post by: Makarov


purplefood wrote:Ellipses are good...
I use them a lot...


I c wat you did thar


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/09 23:42:21


Post by: Slarg232


The Internet is the best place for Medical Advice
Your not as smart as you think, and you will be allowed to learn


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 00:15:10


Post by: shrike


KingCracker wrote:HOLY FETH IS IT THAT HARD TO STAY ON FETHING TOPIC


In a word, yes

I've learnt several non-hobby-related things, mostly "hm, never knew that" kind of things, but I've also made quite a few friends on here and realised that, as aforementioned, the gaming world is far more diverse than you might think.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
purplefood wrote:Ellipses are good...
I use them a lot...

also, I use ellipses loads, and have even reached the point of subconsciously making others use them much more


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 00:46:15


Post by: Hazardous Harry


I get half of my bloody world news from here. I didn't even know there was anything up with Libya until I took a browse on Dakka.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 00:56:35


Post by: purplefood


Slarg232 wrote:The Internet is the best place for Medical Advice
Your not as smart as you think, and you will be allowed to learn

As long as you post it on Dakka amiright?


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 00:56:57


Post by: Kanluwen


purplefood wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:The Internet is the best place for Medical Advice
Your not as smart as you think, and you will be allowed to learn

As long as you post it on Dakka amiright?

Don't encourage him, he'll only post about it on Dakka!


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 01:37:02


Post by: Chowderhead


Kanluwen wrote:
purplefood wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:The Internet is the best place for Medical Advice
Your not as smart as you think, and you will be allowed to learn

As long as you post it on Dakka amiright?

Don't encourage him, he'll only post about it on Dakka!



This is one of the best images on Dakka, by far.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 01:39:07


Post by: Kanluwen


Okay, enough teasing Slarg!

What has Dakka taught me. Hrmh.

That it's completely, 100% acceptable to go out and buy a Slip and Slide to avoid doing my classwork for today?


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 01:43:44


Post by: LordofHats


I learned what it means to love.

Then I realized love is overrated.



What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 01:44:57


Post by: purplefood


LordofHats wrote:I learned what it means to love.

Then I realized love is overrated.




I like that song to be honest...


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 01:45:54


Post by: Chowderhead


Kanluwen wrote:Okay, enough teasing Slarg!

What has Dakka taught me. Hrmh.

That it's completely, 100% acceptable to go out and buy a Slip and Slide to avoid doing my classwork for today?

Why did you put a question mark at the end of that? Like it's up for debate.

LordofHats wrote:I learned what it means to love.

Then I realized love is overrated.

Hate is so much more fun than love, ain't it?


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 01:45:55


Post by: malfred


I learned how to paint from Dakka Dakka.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 01:46:27


Post by: dogma


My writing has improved significantly due to being presented with a format in which I can produce, and review, individual statements quickly.

I learned how to snobbishly troll, with a certain panache.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 01:55:24


Post by: DarkCorsair


Hazardous Harry wrote:I get half of my bloody world news from here. I didn't even know there was anything up with Libya until I took a browse on Dakka.


Same I learned about many things about world news here, such as emos being beaten to death with bricks in Iraq, IIRC North Korea's new dictator, and a host of other things I can't remember at the moment. I then go to my friends and pretend to be smart by knowing all this stuff.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 01:58:31


Post by: Skycrawler


DarkCorsair wrote:
Hazardous Harry wrote:I get half of my bloody world news from here. I didn't even know there was anything up with Libya until I took a browse on Dakka.


Same I learned about many things about world news here, such as emos being beaten to death with bricks in Iraq, IIRC North Korea's new dictator, and a host of other things I can't remember at the moment. I then go to my friends and pretend to be smart by knowing all this stuff.


This, I don't watch TV and generally don't read anything on news sites.
I also learned that the debates on Dakka are super amusing when you aren't involved.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 02:00:14


Post by: malfred


Skycrawler wrote:
DarkCorsair wrote:
Hazardous Harry wrote:I get half of my bloody world news from here. I didn't even know there was anything up with Libya until I took a browse on Dakka.


Same I learned about many things about world news here, such as emos being beaten to death with bricks in Iraq, IIRC North Korea's new dictator, and a host of other things I can't remember at the moment. I then go to my friends and pretend to be smart by knowing all this stuff.


This, I don't watch TV and generally don't read anything on news sites.
I also learned that the debates on Dakka are super amusing when you aren't involved.


"Where did you hear that? The BBC? NPR? FOX News?"

"All of those and none. I read Dakka Dakka."

*winsome smile at camera*


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 02:03:14


Post by: Chowderhead


malfred wrote:
Skycrawler wrote:
DarkCorsair wrote:
Hazardous Harry wrote:I get half of my bloody world news from here. I didn't even know there was anything up with Libya until I took a browse on Dakka.


Same I learned about many things about world news here, such as emos being beaten to death with bricks in Iraq, IIRC North Korea's new dictator, and a host of other things I can't remember at the moment. I then go to my friends and pretend to be smart by knowing all this stuff.


This, I don't watch TV and generally don't read anything on news sites.
I also learned that the debates on Dakka are super amusing when you aren't involved.


"Where did you hear that? The BBC? NPR? FOX News?"

"All of those and none. I read Dakka Dakka."

*winsome smile at camera*

I actually do. It's much more fair and informative than any other news source. Because of the difference of opinions, we always have great debates.

I lurv you, DerpaDerpa.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 02:04:43


Post by: Asherian Command


This.
Enough dakka:
"You must create a weapon that can hit every point in space and time in the multiverse... with bullets that are each composed of every point in space and time in the multiverse... at point blank range to every point in space and time in the multiverse... And to clarify, the term "multiverse" includes: all alternate realities, parallel realities, perpendicular realities, potential realities, imagined realities, unimagined realities, inconceivable realities, and impossible realities. So you need a gun that shoots at everything, with everything, when next to everything. Now... how can we achieve *dramatic chord* too much dakka?"


Also
Ameirka!
Memes and how to type in complete sentences with no grammatical errors!


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 02:13:39


Post by: Jihadnik


I learned what Lolcatz were...and that they aren't funny...


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 02:16:41


Post by: purplefood


Jihadnik wrote:I learned what Lolcatz were...and that they aren't funny...

They are cats though...


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 02:25:03


Post by: LordofHats


I learned that there are people on Dakka who can't appreciate the fun things in life.

Like Chuck Norris jokes
And Monty Python
And Lolcatz

And I learned that even a Hat Lord can cry in dispair.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 02:27:19


Post by: generalgrog


Kanluwen wrote:Okay, enough teasing Slarg!

What has Dakka taught me. Hrmh.

That it's completely, 100% acceptable to go out and buy a Slip and Slide[u] to avoid doing my classwork for today?



Ohhhh Slip and Slides....those were the days!!

GG


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 02:47:24


Post by: Jihadnik


purplefood wrote:
Jihadnik wrote:I learned what Lolcatz were...and that they aren't funny...

They are cats though...


True...actually, some of them do amuse me, but I was way to late to that party!


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 03:38:13


Post by: Slarg232


Chowderhead wrote:
Kanluwen wrote:
purplefood wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:The Internet is the best place for Medical Advice
Your not as smart as you think, and you will be allowed to learn

As long as you post it on Dakka amiright?

Don't encourage him, he'll only post about it on Dakka!



This is one of the best images on Dakka, by far.


Bah, it is but a simple picture with few words.

Also, Did I tell you guys my dream I had last night? It involved fuzzy cuffs and a Cow.....


Another thing I've semi-learned from Dakka is actually typing words out. I'll text/messege someone on my phone/facebook, I will type exactly like this, and they will "u sud do tat fersure".


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 03:43:20


Post by: Makarov


Henners91 wrote:Never *EVER* suggest anything is wrong with guns, anti-abortion campaigns, or overly-wasteful vehicles if members of a certain nationality are around...


Those damn North Koreans


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 03:47:00


Post by: nomsheep


Dakka Dakka and sickipedia is where i learn my news.

Plus my grammer,spelling painting and trolling have all improved.

I have always discovered that despite previous experience americans can have a laugh or well-thought opinions.

oh and there is at least one woman one the internet

nom


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 03:48:32


Post by: LordofHats


nomsheep wrote:oh and there is at least one woman one the internet


Pics or it didn't happen



What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 03:50:06


Post by: Avatar 720


LordofHats wrote:
nomsheep wrote:oh and there is at least one woman one the internet


Pics or it didn't happen



Go and ask Mel for pics.

I dare ya.

Btw, what do you want your gravestone to say?

EDIT: Realised I hadn't answered the thread's question.

Ummm...

That DakkaDakka is the Commorragh of the Internet?

I dunno, i'll have to sleep on that one.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 03:51:46


Post by: LordofHats


Hmmmm.

He died like he lived. In a Hat.



EDIT: Is it weird that I also immediately thought of Mel when I put that up?


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 03:52:27


Post by: nomsheep


Good luck with that.

NOM


Automatically Appended Next Post:
So did i lol


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 03:54:09


Post by: Avatar 720


LordofHats wrote:Hmmmm.

He died like he lived. In a Hat.



EDIT: Is it weird that I also immediately thought of Mel when I put that up?


Probably, I don't really know She's just the most well known female member on here.

I could've said a few other people, but they might not be well known enough (save Cyporiean).


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 03:55:28


Post by: malfred


*backs away from the thread slowly*



What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 04:00:14


Post by: Avatar 720


Another thing Dakka taught me; guard your socks.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 04:01:01


Post by: malfred


Avatar 720 wrote:Another thing Dakka taught me; guard your socks.


Too late.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 04:05:31


Post by: shrike


LordofHats wrote:I learned that there are people on Dakka who can't appreciate the fun things in life.
...
Monty Python


...we must say "ni" to these people, and force them to cut down a tree with a herring.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 07:13:16


Post by: thenoobbomb


DarkCorsair wrote:
Hazardous Harry wrote:I get half of my bloody world news from here. I didn't even know there was anything up with Libya until I took a browse on Dakka.


Same I learned about many things about world news here, such as emos being beaten to death with bricks in Iraq, IIRC North Korea's new dictator, and a host of other things I can't remember at the moment. I then go to my friends and pretend to be smart by knowing all this stuff.

Never watch the news, news websites or things like that? Newspapers?


ekki ekki...


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 07:24:25


Post by: Monster Rain


LordofHats wrote:
nomsheep wrote:oh and there is at least one woman one the internet


Pics or it didn't happen



Agreed.

There are no women on the Internet. Everyone knows that.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 07:49:25


Post by: Ouze


I've learned an enormous amount in my few years on the site. Here's a list in no special order as they occur to me.

1.) My first army I actually played, as with most people, was Space Marines (from the AOBR set). I learned how to play them from Age of Egos.
2.) However, the first army I loved (from the Dawn of War games) was Necrons, and in fact my very first mini was a Necron Immortal. I later learned how to create my own from Gavin Thorne.
3.) Once I started playing, I had uncountable questions - dozens, maybe a hundred! Patiently and politely answered in YMDC, most often by Nosferatu1001 and Gwar.
4.) Mostly via PM's, I've learned an incredible amount of stuff about African Cichlids from MeanGreenStompa.
5.) I've learned a lot about casting techniques from Aerethan, again mostly via PM.
6.) I learned how to make washes from Les Bursley.
7.) learned how to sculpt chains and wreaths from Insaniak.
8.) I've learned a lot about airbrushes from Mistress of Minis.
9.) I learned a lot about how to make my own decals from Legoburner, and how to apply them correctly from Winterdyne.
10.) I learned how to take pictures that suck a lot less than they used to from Yakface.
11.) I learned that people can disagree with me often politically but still be totally reasonable from AustonT.
12.) I learned from Lunahound why my dullcote frosted my minis. Later, I discovered how to recover from it from Major Tom.
13.) I learned to read the story before commenting on it, lest I make a fool of myself, from Kanluwen. I'm confident he'll know what this is in reference to without a link.

That's off the top of my head, I'm too tired to think of more right now.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 09:00:13


Post by: rockerbikie


I've learnt that my opinion is worthless.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 10:13:29


Post by: Trondheim


rockerbikie wrote:I've learnt that my opinion is worthless.


I value your opinion, but then again that may not count.

I have also learned that I am partial to trolling at times


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 10:28:26


Post by: Hazardous Harry


Monster Rain wrote:
LordofHats wrote:
nomsheep wrote:oh and there is at least one woman one the internet


Pics or it didn't happen



Agreed.

There are no women on the Internet. Everyone knows that.


As a possible member of the female race, I concur!


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 10:30:06


Post by: TheRobotLol


Monster Rain wrote:
LordofHats wrote:
nomsheep wrote:oh and there is at least one woman one the internet


Pics or it didn't happen



Agreed.

There are no women on the Internet. Everyone knows that.


What is this 'Woman' of which you speak?



LOL


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 10:50:58


Post by: reds8n



1. Never fly into Alabama.
2. Wasps make suitable replacements for bees. In certain most a few circumstances.
3. Coracles make ideal hard-to-control boats for the Welsh.
4. You can scare the bejeesus out of "country folk" by buying a few bunches of cheap flowers, leaving them near a tree on a popular country path with cards saying 'I hope they catch the THING that did this to you' and '4eva in are hartz' etc.. And, if you have time, lighting a candle, then putting it out and then taking a massive bite out of it before leaving it there.
5. Most people do not read stickies.
6. In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire.... oh.. hang on a minute. Sorry. My bad.
7. You can tell when the school holidays have started.
8. People can surprise in both good and negative ways.
9. There is hope for us all yet.
10. Wine makes it all better. Nearly.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 11:08:15


Post by: DarkCorsair


thenoobbomb wrote:
DarkCorsair wrote:
Hazardous Harry wrote:I get half of my bloody world news from here. I didn't even know there was anything up with Libya until I took a browse on Dakka.


Same I learned about many things about world news here, such as emos being beaten to death with bricks in Iraq, IIRC North Korea's new dictator, and a host of other things I can't remember at the moment. I then go to my friends and pretend to be smart by knowing all this stuff.

Never watch the news, news websites or things like that? Newspapers?


ekki ekki...


Bolded word in the quote. I get the rest of my news from my friends, news radio, and the Colbert Report


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 11:37:30


Post by: Leigen_Zero


I've learned 3 important things since joining Dakka

1. Never underestimate how upset people can be over the mechanical and scientific explanations of futuristic fictional weaponry
2. Some men are truly obsessed with their weiners @Frazzled
3. Compared to some of the michelangelo-style masterpieces in the gallery, I have all the painting ability of a 3 year old with ADHD who due to lack of equipment is attempting to paint his miniatures with watered-down play-doh and a potato masher


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 11:40:46


Post by: mattyrm


I have learned that roughly only about half of the general populous irritate the gak out of me, I had it up to about 90% easy before I started using a public forum.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 11:56:48


Post by: Hazardous Harry


mattyrm wrote: I have learned that roughly only about half of the general populous irritate the gak out of me, I had it up to about 90% easy before I started using a public forum.


That might have something to do with 90% of people in real life quickly realising you are not to be fethed with.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 12:02:52


Post by: Ouze


Oh, I've also learned that Chaos is begins to grow.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 12:06:49


Post by: SagesStone


I've learnt that it is a slow process, but surely to happen.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 12:30:01


Post by: Gitkikka


I learned to love the "Ignore" button.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 12:39:50


Post by: Da Boss


1. I learned that I was really ignorant of US gun control laws and a bit of a gakker about it.
2. I learned a lot about how politics works in different countries.
3. I learned how to keep a level head in internet debates (finally).
4. I learned how to wet blend, and a lot about airbrushes, scenery making, greenstuff sculpting and photography.
5. I learned that most of what gets posted in Tactics is rubbish.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 13:43:24


Post by: Monster Rain


Da Boss wrote:5. I learned that most of what gets posted in Tactics is rubbish.


Wow, is that a good one.

Army Lists too, generally speaking.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 14:23:04


Post by: mattyrm


Monster Rain wrote:
Da Boss wrote:5. I learned that most of what gets posted in Tactics is rubbish.


Wow, is that a good one.

Army Lists too, generally speaking.


You think? I don't think I could play properly until I started reading those forums!

I reckon I would only come second last instead of dead last next tourney anyway.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 14:36:26


Post by: Monster Rain


mattyrm wrote: You think? I don't think I could play properly until I started reading those forums!

I reckon I would only come second last instead of dead last next tourney anyway.


When did you start reading them?

The quality has dropped over the last couple years, IMHO. It was pretty solid before, now a lot of it smacks of... um... let's just say it reminds me of other, less reputable forums. Which isn't to say that there isn't some good advice being given there, you just have to sort out a lot of crap to find the gold. Signal to noise, and all that.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 21:13:30


Post by: KingCracker


Yea I used to live in the tactics forums, but sum bitch I just can stand it anymore. Id say 80%ish is just crap that people have read somewhere and copypasted it here. No actual skill or experience ever doing what they say they have done. Not to mention the rest of it is pretty much "Oh play this net list, not that netlist" No thanks.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 21:53:45


Post by: Manchu


When I have a tactics question, I tend to PM it to someone I know who plays that army. Depending on the answer I get, I try to encourage them to make a thread. Tactics threads are tricky because there's not much incentive to post them unless you are one of those rare few who actually goes out of your way to help others or one of the slightly less rare individuals who gets your jollies by asserting your superiority over others via a miniatures wargaming forum. In either case, your efforts are bound to be met by folks who disagree with you on a poor basis and waste your time with arguments that don't even address what you're saying.

Of course, that never stopped anyone from posting in the OT. I guess the real difference is that posting in Tactics requires more thought and effort.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 21:56:39


Post by: Da Boss


Ha! Spot on, Manchu. What gets my goat is when people are advising taking demonstrably bad units because they have a chip on their shoulder about it.

No newbie should ever be advised to take Flash Gits for anything other than theme reasons.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 22:03:42


Post by: Manchu


OTOH, I enjoy when people point out that CSM Chosen can be fun and effective against the backdrop of "all 'ard, all the time" list writing.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 22:12:53


Post by: Chowderhead


Looking at this thread, it seems that only longtime Dakkites (I went there. I'm gonna bring it back.) are posting in it.

I want to hear about the new guys. What are they learnIng from Dakka?


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 22:16:02


Post by: Smitty


I learned how to strip paint, and that some of the chemicals to do so like to eat flesh.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 22:20:49


Post by: Asherian Command


I learned that women also have a tendency to shoot their father in the head with a bow and run away into the woods because he took her phone away.

Do not ask Cannerus or anyone for advice on women. Because sometimes they give you too much detail

That and Calmelden is a horrible city.



What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 22:30:01


Post by: wildboar


I learned:

1) That browsing the YMDC threads is exactly like watching an episode of Jeremy Kyle - just without the smug t**t
2) There will always be a better painter
3) Internet forums are a great way to pass the time when drunk and not quite ready for bed

Boar


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 23:38:49


Post by: Avatar 720


Manchu wrote:OTOH, I enjoy when people point out that CSM Chosen can be fun and effective against the backdrop of "all 'ard, all the time" list writing.


Considering that they're Elites (a sub-par slot for CSM outside of Termicide) and have infiltrate for only 3pts more than a regular CSM, plus the ability to take 5 meltaguns, they can be a very, very good unit; 175pts for 5 BS4 meltaguns in an outflanking rhino is still 5pts cheaper than the cheapest Fire Dragon + Wave Serpent delivery unit.

But enough tactics talk, this is OT!


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 23:51:31


Post by: Hazardous Harry


Asherian Command wrote:I learned that women also have a tendency to shoot their father in the head with a bow and run away into the woods because he took her phone away.


Hah, I remember that.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 23:52:35


Post by: purplefood


Hazardous Harry wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:I learned that women also have a tendency to shoot their father in the head with a bow and run away into the woods because he took her phone away.


Hah, I remember that.

That was funny...


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/10 23:54:34


Post by: Hazardous Harry


purplefood wrote:
Hazardous Harry wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:I learned that women also have a tendency to shoot their father in the head with a bow and run away into the woods because he took her phone away.


Hah, I remember that.

That was funny...


Pic related?


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/11 00:39:50


Post by: Asherian Command


Hazardous Harry wrote:
purplefood wrote:
Hazardous Harry wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:I learned that women also have a tendency to shoot their father in the head with a bow and run away into the woods because he took her phone away.


Hah, I remember that.

That was funny...


Pic related?

Very Related. High five lol!


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/11 01:02:51


Post by: Johnny-Crass


The meaning of friendsh.... Sorry I can not even say that with a straight face


Though I did learn how to base models more effectively


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/11 01:39:27


Post by: Asherian Command


Of course I could forget this little piece of advice.
"Maybe your attracted to immature girls because they think you'll shpdoink them."



Also our relationship and what you find weird about the opposite gender thread was amazingly funny and I have used it to become friends with a few girls.

Also became a better writer due to people requesting my stuff was out of the ordinary. Now my writing in creative writing is the best in the class. As I write everything in a Romantic (Big R, not little r.) style. I focus more on the feelings of a good character, and a kinda marry sue character.

Also I learned so many things like how to BLAME THE VICTIM, "The Imperium does advance like that of a slowed slug", Doombread is tastless, Ifstatement is a jerk, I am a Internet tough guy, I apparently play too much 40k due to this thread... http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/1290/219300.page#1222349



What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/11 02:34:13


Post by: Chowderhead


Asherian Command wrote:Of course I could forget this little piece of advice.
"Maybe your attracted to immature girls because they think you'll shpdoink them."



Also our relationship and what you find weird about the opposite gender thread was amazingly funny and I have used it to become friends with a few girls.

Also became a better writer due to people requesting my stuff was out of the ordinary. Now my writing in creative writing is the best in the class. As I write everything in a Romantic (Big R, not little r.) style. I focus more on the feelings of a good character, and a kinda marry sue character.

Also I learned so many things like how to BLAME THE VICTIM, "The Imperium does advance like that of a slowed slug", Doombread is tastless, Ifstatement is a jerk, I am a Internet tough guy, I apparently play too much 40k due to this thread... http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/1290/219300.page#1222349


You forgot Chowderhead inviting people to DOOMFART.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/11 02:36:15


Post by: Asherian Command


Chowderhead wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:Of course I could forget this little piece of advice.
"Maybe your attracted to immature girls because they think you'll shpdoink them."



Also our relationship and what you find weird about the opposite gender thread was amazingly funny and I have used it to become friends with a few girls.

Also became a better writer due to people requesting my stuff was out of the ordinary. Now my writing in creative writing is the best in the class. As I write everything in a Romantic (Big R, not little r.) style. I focus more on the feelings of a good character, and a kinda marry sue character.

Also I learned so many things like how to BLAME THE VICTIM, "The Imperium does advance like that of a slowed slug", Doombread is tastless, Ifstatement is a jerk, I am a Internet tough guy, I apparently play too much 40k due to this thread... http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/1290/219300.page#1222349


You forgot Chowderhead inviting people to DOOMFART.

That and a few other things.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/11 03:28:45


Post by: zman111


shrike wrote:
LordofHats wrote:I learned that there are people on Dakka who can't appreciate the fun things in life.
...
Monty Python


...we must say "ni" to these people, and force them to cut down a tree with a herring.


I learned that The internet hates Monty Python?

LordofHats wrote:
nomsheep wrote:oh and there is at least one woman one the internet


Pics or it didn't happen


The internet is distrustful
Makarov wrote:
Henners91 wrote:Never *EVER* suggest anything is wrong with guns, anti-abortion campaigns, or overly-wasteful vehicles if members of a certain nationality are around...


Those damn North Koreans


I learned that We americans are easily noticed in a crowd- all about the mud gunz and dirt for us!

Da Boss wrote:Ha! Spot on, Manchu. What gets my goat is when people are advising taking demonstrably bad units because they have a chip on their shoulder about it.

No newbie should ever be advised to take Flash Gits for anything other than theme reasons.


I would Like to learn how to convince someone of this who belives flash gitz are better than lootaz O.0

Asherian Command wrote:I learned that women also have a tendency to shoot their father in the head with a bow and run away into the woods because he took her phone away.

Do not ask Cannerus or anyone for advice on women. Because sometimes they give you too much detail

That and Calmelden is a horrible city.


I learned the internet is convinced women dont exist on the internet.- and calmelden is horrable

I lEaRnEd ThAt PeOpLe ReALly HaTe ThIs

And most importantly I learned to love the little things in life.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/11 03:47:27


Post by: Ma55ter_fett


That I can't answer honestly in a thread like this without a mod editing my post and leaveing a snarky note.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/11 15:22:06


Post by: nomsheep


I also learned that if i post a thread mostly likely dies, but if i end my post with /thread everyone has to continue it.

Also, that dakka is one the best forums around.

Nom


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/11 16:03:54


Post by: Manchu


I learned that it's fun to test forum-usage hypotheses.

/thread


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/11 16:27:46


Post by: nomsheep


Look see, someone continued it.

nom


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/14 02:54:55


Post by: KingCracker


Does it count that you, yourself, were the one that continued it?


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/14 13:32:50


Post by: nomsheep


Probably not, however you have also continued it.


Nom


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/14 13:55:17


Post by: BlapBlapBlap


That if you're an Ork player and you feel like you have too many Boyz then people will try and pluck the head from your shoulders.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/14 17:20:32


Post by: KingCracker


BlapBlapBlap wrote:That if you're an Ork player and you feel like you have too many Boyz then people will try and pluck the head from your shoulders.



You can never have to many Boyz


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/14 19:52:02


Post by: liquidjoshi


I learned that we have a plan for the zombie apocalypse.
I learned about TFGs, cheese, and Mary-sues.
Dakka is on top when it comes to news. OT can be a scary, but oddly educational place.
I've made friends, and have been intrigued enough by some to start airsoft.
Dakka also has the best bronies.

But then, I've also learned people can have stupid ideas and do things that turn out to be embarrassing. But in a weird way, it's character building.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/14 21:08:16


Post by: FabricatorGeneralMike


liquidjoshi wrote:I learned that we have a plan for the zombie apocalypse.
I learned about TFGs, cheese, and Mary-sues.
Dakka is on top when it comes to news. OT can be a scary, but oddly educational place.
I've made friends, and have been intrigued enough by some to start airsoft.
Dakka also has the best bronies.

But then, I've also learned people can have stupid ideas and do things that turn out to be embarrassing. But in a weird way, it's character building.



Good job on Airsofting, its a blast. I loved it when I was doing it. OT isn't scary, just ignore a few people and it's a great place


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/14 21:30:53


Post by: Dark Apostle 666


I learned that the wargamer on Dakka considers himself superior to the wargamers in their FLGS, who are Neckbeards or snot-nosed kids, while all Dakka posters are well-groomed, erudite and special snowflakes


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/14 22:46:16


Post by: Slarg232


I have learned, and I share that learning with all of you, that you can instantly tell who plays Warhammer by simply saying WAAAGH!. If you hear an Echo, a game of Marco WAAAGH!lo begins, and you will eventually find eachother, muckin about.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/14 22:46:39


Post by: Johnny-Crass


KingCracker wrote:
You can never have to many Boyz


That sometimes you sound like a deviant scout councilor


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/14 22:51:08


Post by: Albatross


KingCracker wrote:
BlapBlapBlap wrote:That if you're an Ork player and you feel like you have too many Boyz then people will try and pluck the head from your shoulders.



You can never have to many Boyz


+1

That's something I've learnt here, actually. It's so true. I have 100+ and counting.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/14 22:51:15


Post by: nomsheep


Johnny-Crass wrote:
KingCracker wrote:
You can never have to many Boyz


That sometimes you sound like a deviant scout councilor



Sigg'ed

Nom


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/14 23:06:56


Post by: KingCracker


Johnny-Crass wrote:
KingCracker wrote:
You can never have to many Boyz


That sometimes you sound like a deviant scout councilor



Yanno, when taken out of context, yea, I sound rather pedobear there

Albatross wrote:
KingCracker wrote:
BlapBlapBlap wrote:That if you're an Ork player and you feel like you have too many Boyz then people will try and pluck the head from your shoulders.



You can never have to many Boyz


+1

That's something I've learnt here, actually. It's so true. I have 100+ and counting.



It really is! Its so fething simple but its true. Any other army, you cant just throw a bajillion of 1 unit at a problem and solve it. Boyz OTOH, do that nicely


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/16 13:57:30


Post by: Nurgle


The diffrence between Gork and Mork
kinda...


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/16 13:59:22


Post by: kronk


What has DAKKA actually taught you?

There are lots of former High School debate team members in the Off Topic area...


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/16 14:23:51


Post by: Johnny-Crass


kronk wrote:What has DAKKA actually taught you?

There are lots of former High School debate team members in the Off Topic area...


This guy!


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/16 15:19:29


Post by: kronk


Johnny-Crass wrote:
kronk wrote:What has DAKKA actually taught you?

There are lots of former High School debate team members in the Off Topic area...


This guy!


And that Johnny-Crass uses a lot of awesome avatars.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/16 17:12:15


Post by: Chowderhead


Johnny-Crass wrote:
kronk wrote:What has DAKKA actually taught you?

There are lots of former High School debate team members in the Off Topic area...


This guy!

The debate team in my school is much to formal. They spend a month preparing, and spend an hour actually debating. It's way to goddamn civil.

OT is so much fun. Facts are entirely optional.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/16 17:17:07


Post by: Da Boss


I was coerced onto my school debate team because I was quite good at it, but I always hated the sophistry. I cannot stand being told to argue a point I don't agree with, or twist someone else's argument to "win". The point of a debate should be communication of ideas, not victory.

I was shambolic in my preparations and would often ad lib, but I still got on alright in a few of the debates.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/16 17:18:18


Post by: Monster Rain


I completely agree, Chowder. The OT is my main source of entertainment on the Internet. Whenever I need a break from the old homework I lurk and lol.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/16 17:23:06


Post by: Chowderhead


Monster Rain wrote:I completely agree, Chowder. The OT is my main source of entertainment on the Internet. Whenever I need a break from the old homework I lurk and lol.

I QLTM (Quietly laugh to myself). LOLing requires to much effort.

Also, my school hasn't blocked DerpaDerpa.com (I really need to buy that name) yet, so I'm QLTM in class!


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/16 17:58:52


Post by: Samus_aran115


Might sound cliche, but all sorts of social skills. When you have the pressure of a ban (or your own humiliation) over your head for being outrageous and saying stupid things, you learn pretty quick that that there's a reason you're being asked to take a break... I don't use that reasoning to act civilized anymore, but I definitely think dakkadakka has taught me a little restraint; something a lot of people my age are missing, and that I appreciate.

As far as I know, the people I'm communicating with are mostly adults who are successful and intelligent. Everyone is (for the most part) articulate, and puts detail and elaborations into their posts. I try to carry that over into my own writing, and I think I can organize my thoughts a little more competently than I did before dakkadakka.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/16 18:01:07


Post by: shrike


Samus_aran115 wrote:Might sound cliche, but all sorts of social skills. When you have the pressure of a ban (or your own humiliation) over your head for being outrageous and saying stupid things, you learn pretty quick that that there's a reason you're being asked to take a break... I don't use that reasoning to act civilized anymore, but I definitely think dakkadakka has taught me a little restraint; something a lot of people my age are missing, and that I appreciate.

As far as I know, the people I'm communicating with are mostly adults who are successful and intelligent. Everyone is (for the most part) articulate, and puts detail and elaborations into their posts. I try to carry that over into my own writing, and I think I can organize my thoughts a little more competently than I did before dakkadakka.

This.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/16 18:03:22


Post by: Da Boss


Normal part of growing up, lads. I could say the same for the Fora I used to browse when I was 17, which were mostly college focused. I nearly got kicked out of Uni twice for being an aggravating and self righteous arse on the fora.

I'm better now . Blander, but better.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/16 18:03:54


Post by: Castiel


That, once you get used to ignoring the trolls and internet tough guys, there are actually a lot of lovely people out there who enjoy the same hobby that I do, and are more than happy to give hints and tips to those people newer to their hobby/game system. And that Chaos is begin to grow.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/16 18:05:44


Post by: Monster Rain


Castiel wrote:That, once you get used to ignoring the trolls and internet tough guys


Wait a minute...

Are you implying that people are dishonest about their ability to kick the asses of others online?


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/16 18:06:51


Post by: Samus_aran115


Monster Rain wrote:
Castiel wrote:That, once you get used to ignoring the trolls and internet tough guys


Wait a minute...

Are you implying that people are dishonest about their ability to kick the asses of others online?


Are you implying that he's implying that he could kick your arse?


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/16 18:08:58


Post by: Da Boss


I could kick all of your arses.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/16 18:51:25


Post by: liquidjoshi


I learnt the Da Boss can kick all our asses, as no one ever lied on the internet


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/16 19:01:40


Post by: AustonT


Ma55ter_fett wrote:That I can't answer honestly in a thread like this without a mod editing my post and leaveing a snarky note.

Pics or it didnt happen


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/16 22:39:32


Post by: DPBellathrom


that people go into mindless bouts of rage at the sight of neon ponies XD and that people can reach levels of but hurt that I thought were not possible over GKs

liquidjoshi wrote:Dakka also has the best bronies.


and this ^_^


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/17 07:57:55


Post by: FabricatorGeneralMike


Chowderhead wrote:
Monster Rain wrote:I completely agree, Chowder. The OT is my main source of entertainment on the Internet. Whenever I need a break from the old homework I lurk and lol.

I QLTM (Quietly laugh to myself). LOLing requires to much effort.

Also, my school hasn't blocked DerpaDerpa.com (I really need to buy that name) yet, so I'm QLTM in class!



Love the avie there Chowder, Jin-Roh was such a good show. Love the Capital City Police.

And yes OT amuses me greatly. Where else can we get people from all around the world yelling and screaming at each other about nothing, while ignoring facts, besides the UN that is.

OT best place on the 'net.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/17 11:04:51


Post by: Castiel


Monster Rain wrote:
Castiel wrote:That, once you get used to ignoring the trolls and internet tough guys


Wait a minute...

Are you implying that people are dishonest about their ability to kick the asses of others online?


Indeed I am. And I'll kick your ass if you disagree.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/17 13:26:06


Post by: KingCracker


I learned just now, that DAKKA has a lot of violent people on it. Yikes! Humans and mountain lions alike, need to watch their asses round these parts


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/17 14:33:36


Post by: Castiel


KingCracker wrote:I learned just now, that DAKKA has a lot of violent people on it. Yikes! Humans and mountain lions alike, need to watch their asses round these parts


We're actually all Orks. Just with good spelling and grammar (some of us, anyway).


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/17 15:30:58


Post by: liquidjoshi


My inspirational heroes are on dakka, not doing things in real life.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/18 12:58:38


Post by: KingCracker


Castiel wrote:
KingCracker wrote:I learned just now, that DAKKA has a lot of violent people on it. Yikes! Humans and mountain lions alike, need to watch their asses round these parts


We're actually all Orks. Just with good spelling and grammar (some of us, anyway).




I try to at least make my posts readable.........legible? Case in point.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/22 02:01:38


Post by: nomsheep


I have learnt that everyone on dakka (particuarlly the ot)has way too much time on thier hands (includng myself) and that i love brackets and ....

I have also learnt that
chaos is begin to grow

I can't say there is no women on the internet or I risk immense e-rage

There is always a better troll

i'm a terrible troll due in part to my lack of effort to actually troll those who would be easy marks cos they are awesome people

comment deletd by modquisition

comment deleted by games workeshop legal team

the world will end to tomorow

...

Nothing

Nom


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/22 02:47:01


Post by: moom241


I've learned that no matter what my belief is, it's wrong because someone says so.

Also, anyone who has opposing beliefs to me is clearly an idiot and the only way that this person could hold these beliefs is if they were mentally impaired.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/22 02:57:31


Post by: nomsheep


moom241 wrote:I've learned that no matter what my belief is, it's wrong because someone says so.

Also, anyone who has opposing beliefs to me is clearly an idiot and the only way that this person could hold these beliefs is if they were mentally impaired.


You have learned to internet, This is a proud day my son. go forth and multiply (tears of joy)

Nom


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/22 03:00:03


Post by: moom241


I'll make you proud. I shall bring butthurt to the masses, and it shall be glorious.

I also learned how best to bring the hurt to space marines, and generally ruin a smurf's day.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/22 03:03:58


Post by: nomsheep


They grow up so fast.* wipes tears from eye* Next thing you know he'll know the two words required to drag any thread into a spiralling fit of decay and severe butt-hurt. ( And no it does not involve tentacles.)

NOm


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/22 03:07:35


Post by: moom241


nomsheep wrote:They grow up so fast.* wipes tears from eye* Next thing you know he'll know the two words required to drag any thread into a spiralling fit of decay and severe butt-hurt. ( And no it does not involve tentacles.)

NOm

Had I to guess those words would be "Religion" and "Ponies"

Or are they two words together, like "My opinion" Or is it "Youmad?"

I'll eventually learn those two words if I have to torture it out of someone.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/22 03:12:40


Post by: nomsheep


I'll give you but one clue. it is two words together.

Trust me, they will burn any thread they contact.

NOm


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/22 03:17:30


Post by: Platuan4th


One thing I learned: People take things on the internet too seriously.

It's fun.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/22 03:37:55


Post by: nomsheep


Platuan4th wrote:One thing I learned: People take things on the internet too seriously.

It's fun.


I am personally offended.


NOm


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/22 03:49:31


Post by: warpcrafter


Manchu wrote:@ all: In answering the question posed by OP, please remember that making offensive blanket statements about national, cultural, religious, political, etc, affiliations is rude and against our rules.

Thanks.


Darn! Because the only thing of use I've learned from Dakka is how terrifying and loathsome British "Cuisine" is. Ban away... (Grumble.. grumble.....)


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/22 03:54:38


Post by: DIDM


nothing

I knew it all long before I found WH40K











But what it should teach you is: NERDS are everywhere, in fact we are all nerds, gamers or not


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/22 04:12:34


Post by: Avatar 720


That a thread can appear in 40k General Discussions, entitled "Do you play with yourself?", and the vast majority of posters will take it seriously, whereas any sort of thread can appear in OT and devolve into Sex References/Racism/Religious Intolerance/Intolerance of Religious Intolerance/Spam/Any or All of these, by the end of the first page.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/22 04:22:51


Post by: nomsheep


I have learnt that dakkas ot is the most ot ot out there that stll has mods.

NOm


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/22 08:47:40


Post by: FabricatorGeneralMike


nomsheep wrote:I'll give you but one clue. it is two words together.

Trust me, they will burn any thread they contact.

NOm


Female Space Marines, that usually throws the internet into rage mode, or fine cast that's two words isn't it?




What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/22 09:23:47


Post by: nomsheep


Female spesh marines is 3 and finecast is 1.


Nom


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/22 09:36:37


Post by: Defeatmyarmy


A big thing I learned is how to win at losing lol. Also, everyone on here likes GW. (....lol)


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/22 09:46:23


Post by: Castiel


nomsheep wrote:Female spesh marines is 3 and finecast is 1.


Nom


ohh, ohh, ohh! Is it Matt Ward?


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/22 10:36:10


Post by: nomsheep


Castiel wrote:
nomsheep wrote:Female spesh marines is 3 and finecast is 1.


Nom


ohh, ohh, ohh! Is it Matt Ward?


Indeed it is, my good man! Have a e-cookie.

Nom


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/22 10:45:06


Post by: Castiel


Yay, cookies!


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/22 13:28:49


Post by: KingCracker


Man, Im surprised it took so many guesses. Jeez, we DCMs learned REAL fast that one


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/22 17:05:49


Post by: nomsheep


The internet and humanity in general never fails to find new and improved ways to dissapoint me....

Twilight for instance....

Nom


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/23 10:00:10


Post by: nightside


I've only been a member for under a month. In that time I've learned that:
1 - I'm terrible at sculpting Green Stuff but there is help and much inspiration available (Space Corsairs for instance).
2 - Female Space Marines are not looked kindly upon but I'm still going to include them in my AoA force because it makes sense.
3 - You had better have firm beliefs if you intend on using Jokaero for anything (the populace hates the Space Monkey).
4 - That I am the biggest nerd I know IRL and so I'm moving to the internet to spend more time with people (or spambots?) who will never get tired of talking about 40k.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/23 15:04:30


Post by: Ledabot


I learned that no matter how hard you try to make a thread with funny 40k picks, it will always be shut down before 30pgs. The interent needs more funny 40k pics. Someone should make some.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/23 16:19:14


Post by: nomsheep


Ledabot wrote:I learned that no matter how hard you try to make a thread with funny 40k picks, it will always be shut down before 30pgs. The interent needs more funny 40k pics. Someone should make some.


Don't you know there can't be anymore. it's all been done before.

Nom


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nightside wrote:
4 - That I am the biggest nerd I know IRL and so I'm moving to the internet to spend more time with people (or spambots?) who will never get tired of talking about 40k.


I am a spambot, pleased to meet you.


NOm


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/23 16:42:11


Post by: nightside


Grandma Nazi always gets out, gotta check those cellar locks again.
@nomsheep - pleased to meet you also, pretty sure we'll all eventually be up(?)graded to spambot.

I've also learned that this place actually gives me more motivation to paint. And less to do my homework.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/23 16:46:23


Post by: nomsheep


Wiat she out again, grab the rifle we're going hunting. *cocks barrel*

I'm just annoying (depending on your p.o.v), or cute, caring, sadistic etc etc etc (once again depending on your p.o.v) I'm actually a hello kitty bear.

I don't think that's this place. I reckon you're just lazy

who actually did their homework in school?

Nom


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/23 17:06:09


Post by: nightside


It's true but this is adult school which I should be considering applying myself to. NO MATTER. It shall get done - so instead of that Dakka has taught me that it's fine to sit on the forum at 3am whilst figuring out a camo scheme on this Chimera hahaha. I feel sufficiently self-justified now **continues painting**


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/23 17:08:07


Post by: nomsheep


Lol just lol, why are you up at three in the morning lol

Nom


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/23 17:19:44


Post by: nightside


It's holidays and I'm working on creating my badass new regiment. I'm getting OT but it's here http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/444746.page


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Mass homework due on monday however - I still have 6 days left (not very famous last words)


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/23 17:24:41


Post by: nomsheep


Fair play, I'll check that out.

If you read this all the way through, you'll notice someone (usually me and my epic spamming skills, to be fair i'm suprised I don't get more warnings than I have) have made it off-topic at least once per page.

On-topic, I have learnt that dakkas mods are the most active I've seen (cept when half dissapear to be nerds at adepticon ).

Nom


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/23 17:31:30


Post by: BlapBlapBlap


I've learned that no matter how well you round off your list, no matter how hard I try to justify my choices, and no matter how hard I try to explain what I mean, people will still try and poke the tiniest little holes in your list and complain about your non-meta attitude.

"Oh, you're taking Tactical marines in a BA Army? Idiot."

"Now you aren't taking a free MM in your squad? LOL."

"You're playing 40K? Smooth move."


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/25 15:13:30


Post by: guttersnipe


So far I've ascertained that nine years away from GW leaves you hopelessly fumbling around in the dark when you return.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/25 15:21:13


Post by: nightside


@guttersnipe - Did you work at GW or do you mean away from the hobby? They've both changed pretty radically, welcome back!


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/25 15:27:10


Post by: guttersnipe


Thanks! I never worked for them; I was a gamer (mainly 40K and Necro) from 1994 to 2003.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/25 15:35:26


Post by: nightside


Cool just read your intro thingy! Pity about your missing Necro minis - happens too often unfortunately! And it's good that you're a gamer again from 1994 to... Now!


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/25 20:46:27


Post by: liquidjoshi


guttersnipe wrote:Thanks! I never worked for them; I was a gamer (mainly 40K and Necro) from 1994 to 2003.

Literally gaming from the day I was born... Cool.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/25 20:48:53


Post by: BlapBlapBlap


Possessions are fleeting (Your sanity especially)


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/25 22:29:05


Post by: nomsheep


BlapBlapBlap wrote:Possessions are fleeting (Your sanity especially)


Yes, but that depends on how you define 'sanity', and 'possessions'. And how I define 'yours'.

Nom


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/26 23:49:45


Post by: hotsauceman1


I learned that internet =/= reality when it comes to 40k games.
Finds what works best for your in a match and go for it. you will one day fine a list that you love.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/27 13:33:19


Post by: Norn King


I've learned that, as afor mentioned, there is ALWAYS someone smarter or more willing to argue then me,
I've learned that people are softies on the inside, and that mods are nice, usually.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/27 13:46:07


Post by: Chowderhead


Oh! Another thing I've learned from DerpaDerpa!

I learned how nice Moderators can get.

And how furious they can get.


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/27 15:10:26


Post by: Trondheim


It has learned me to always keep the lube ready, and a pair of new pants


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/28 00:29:13


Post by: Norn King


^Oookkkaayyy...


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/28 04:46:02


Post by: timetowaste85


Norn King wrote:^Oookkkaayyy...


What, I think the previous statement made perfect sense. What are you questioning?


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/28 13:27:38


Post by: KingCracker


Agreed, sometimes you feel like you are taking it in the ass, where the lube makes it more gentle. And the extra pants is for the tiems when you are in such disbelief, OR laughed WAY to hard, that you gak yourself. Makes sense to me as well


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/28 16:35:10


Post by: nomsheep


Yep, made sense to me. Who's confused?


Nom


What has DAKKA actually taught you? @ 2012/04/29 07:46:22


Post by: Norn King


Not sure what to say...I'm probably better off saying nothing.