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In the beginning,

A frog lived

Somewhere on Mars

Liked to build

My Little Brony

was a queen

who lived in

the bottom of

hobbits underwear drawer.

there are some

But one day

he flew up

up and away!

until he reached

the mighty locale

of the giant

that lived in

A housing project

located in Scotland.

The Giant said

, "Who goes there?"

and a small

man opened the

door and said,

"It is me!".

The Emphrah of

the Jaknukajel Empire

So the giant

brandished a wand

and cast a

very big spell

that made everything

glow in the dark

in the day time.

So then he

started to see

the future of

Games Workshop prices

. It was amazing,

how they could

lower them by

night, then raise

them by day.

In total horror

I watched helplessly

as my friend

Awoke from childhood

as a bunny

with low esteem.

He cried alone

until they came

with dead chickens

..and promised cake.

Dancing toilet fairies

appeared from a

flaming BANEBLADE factory

while they were

pursued by Techpriests

with holy chainsaws.

The fairies fled

straight into the

barrel of fun

, filled to the

brim with giggling

japanese air hostesses

. When you realise

that they were

in fact daemonettes

that wore ripped

dry cleaner bags

Still, I've seen

much worse in

my lifetime. Like

Tadashi's first girlfriend

, who was a (oh feth, Tadashi has earned himself quite a reputation on the corrupt a wish thread!)

self-described gastropod

of considerable girth

, whose table manners

were quite beautiful

and rather barbaric

when too close.

The invasion of

The lesbian haggises

From Hadrian's Wall

sent the Jewish

knights charging for

emergency accounting services

deep in the

Pope's underwear drawer

, where secret documents

Revealed the truth

of Draigo's insanely

massive red lunchbox

, which is filled

to the brim

of the big

box with spastic

midgits screaming and

moaning while Ultramarines

danced around gaily

praising Twilight and

Pinkie Pie enthusiastically.

When the Fluff

dictates that mahreens

act like this

you know its

inherently ridiculous, however

the truth hurts

like a whiny

kid in the

Tervigon's birthing canal

The truth is

Satan bled rivers

because of Draigo's

online porn habits.

Unfortunately for Matt Ward,

Draigo was killed

whilst masturbating too

Tyranid porn which

Seriously messed his

Reputation. In turn,

Matt Ward also

wrote more overpowered

things that led

to an angry

Nerdwar with big

Asian people with

space marines that

should've been painted

. In the end,

Tadashi's girlfriend realised

the Chicken army

was better than

the Oldcrons when

Tadashi slapped the

hoe and pistolwhipped

the Black guy

Over chicken nuggets.

Unfortunately for Tadashi,

a fat guy

in a thong

danced his way

through the barracks

with Spiral Energy

and facing the

bewildered soldiers with

A leering expression.

Proceeded to slather

butter over the

Mankini he wore

. The soldiers cried

because of the

waste of butter

But then a

butter fairy came

along and slurped

up the butter

with a straw

, but the sargeant

drew his pistol

And commited suicide

followed by the

angry cheesecake salesmen

who killed the

tyranid with the

horrible giant red

eyeballs and the

giant green Dil...pickle.

The cheescake salesmen

said that Decio

was improbably tall

and fatter than

The emperors mother

when she birthed

A mighty cake

Cuddle the squig

Decio slapped him.

Suddenly a wild

lol

Decio hung the

salesmen from the

Palestinian rocket launcher

before frying chicken

of an Israeli

black man who

was a racist

pig. He enjoyed

fishing all day

, for lovely blue

fish that tasted

like black man

Moving on swiftly

the Jewish man

ExNoctemNacimur wrote:before frying chicken

ExNoctemNacimur wrote:black man who

ExNoctemNacimur wrote:like black man

ExNoctemNacimur wrote:the Jewish man

I'd prefer if the conversation didn't steer near any existing ethnic groups/cultural backgrounds, etc. It might lead to nasty staff.

Back on topic: danced happily along

with the chicken

but meanwhile, in

A non-offensive

land, a land

where no one

at chicken rice.

The White Council

fried the turkey

With a Large

pile of heretics.

But then, Kelbor-hal

danced to a

Kheradruakh's Cello Concerto

lost symphony that

involved much watermelon.

The Skitarii lol'd

Then they began

to eat KFC

while dancing the

dance of death

around the KKK.

They should've known

that it wouldn't

hurt the KFC

to add sauces

to the boiled

chicken. But meanwhile

strange noises came

from the anus

of the Emperor

who had piles

of spicy tacos

for his lunch.

This resulted in

crazy diarrhea that

was turned into

Chaos spawn that

went on to

save the day

By raping the

hell out of

empty soda cans

, simultaneously giving birth

to a new

generation of Beiber

fans and farting

some silly tunes.

The spawn said "

You might think

I'm a cigarette

but in reality

I'm a spawn!"

that likes to

twist one up

my mother's toast

with a shiny

pot of jam

from the cupboard.

in the igloo

where the ice

Was very cold

but melting. Chicken

were running away

from their masters

who spanked them

with a pencil

But then a

man with a

sawed-off shotgun

shot the gak

out of the

poor defenseless chickens.

The butcher then

moved over to

See what else

he could see

through the window

of hope and

clarity. He noticed

that a squig

ate his face

many years ago.

Sadly diarrhea spurted

out of the

buttocks of Emperor

Creating the fourteenth

member of the

Norwegian black circle

Batman Impersonating jugglers

with funny shaped

hats and shoes.

To carve a

bloody swathe through

the super market

that sold the

big fat Nurgle's

Used Jockstrap fitter

filled with pus

in large quantities.

Meanwhile, in Spess...

BOREAL AND HIS

great big ugly

son named LOREAL

Played Halo with

real space weapons.

Loreal then farted

disrupting the Astronomicon