Hi folks, I haven't checked for a similar thing, but
every user posts one addition to the city (or upgrade).

One addition per post please.

I'll start:

A Town Hall is built in a clearing.

+can include systems of governing, taxes, and such+

Park with a little statue.

A quaint little chapel is built.

A taproom with bistro is added next.

A few housesare added.

A Train station is made next.

Some train track linking it to other cities is made.

A basic supply shop is made.
Hmm, maybe Im going to recreate it in Minecraft.
I will probably start and then throw it away, but still

a brothel!

The shop expands itself. Some more food, and some GWS stuff, ofcourse.

http://dakkatown.myminicity.com/

Hey, building this city in Minecraft is a good idea! Thanks.

I add a bell tower to the town hall for more appeal. (see what i did there?)

A Brewery is built.

A few streets to properly connect all the buildings.

Iron-wrought street lights to light the way

Police Station next

A quarry is opened nearby, providing a large supply of marble and sandstone

With which a faux Roman Temple is built.

A military base is built to defend from the creatures of the night

A windmill is constructed nearby

Wheatfields are added to supply the population with food.

Add a Fire Department next.

A Tavern is built that sells produce from the local brewery!

A public school is built

A town square is added, complete with a nice fountain and pigeons

 Decio wrote:
A town square is added, complete with a nice fountain and pigeons

The work has started-videos coming this evening, and adding a topic in video game section any time now

A hospital is built, and a few independent clinics pop up as well for those who can't reach it.

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 Decio wrote:
A town square is added, complete with a nice fountain and pigeons

The work has started-videos coming this evening, and adding a topic in video game section any time now

(should it be done on a default or superflat world?)

A main street is paved.

Local drug den

Some distance from the town a assylum is built upon a weather worn cliff overlooking the sea

A curious tentacled idol made of solid gold lies at the bottom of said cliff, a few meters under the water.

A moderately sized library is built next to the school.

 Decio wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 Decio wrote:
A town square is added, complete with a nice fountain and pigeons

The work has started-videos coming this evening, and adding a topic in video game section any time now

(should it be done on a default or superflat world?)

A main street is paved.

My own generated
Used worldpainter.

More housing goes up for the growing population.

A theme park, DAKKAland, is added just outside of town.

I add an irrigation system

I add a water treatment facility

A water mill is added a little ways downriver for quaintness

Next is a large Cineplex.

underground lab mohahahahahaha

A large Tesla Generator to power the whole works.

A run-down house owned by a scientist with crazy long hair to work in the underground lab

A butcher's shop is put up

An arena for sports and concerts is next.

A market is added for produce from all over the world to be sold here.

McDonalds opens a store next to the arena.

^ An apartment complex is added.

Monorail!

a insanity cannon peaking out of a mountain face is added.
(a giant cannon approximately the size of the statue of liberty that shoots bolts of energy that causes outbreaks of total insanity. it is also in the shape of a tree so it is pleasing to look at. )

^ oooo. As long as it looks nice.

A psychologist/ psychiatrist clinic for troubled minds is opened. (to cash in on the insanity)

A guild of mad professors is opened, with bomb-proof walls to save it from having to be rebuilt.

A Jekyll & Hyde club franchise is opened next door.

A starbucks is built along with another starbucks.

A GW store is added.

A general store is added next. Called 40KMart

A college campus comes next

A few professors move into the new college campus

Said professors become mad. Otherwise they're too boring, and I can't be one of them.

A GW store is burned down.

D: Uh oh. The cops quickly kill the arsonists.

A gallows tower is constructed

An industrial grade wood chipper is added directly under the gallows. This serves as a strong crime deterrent, as well as a source of rich fertilizer for the city parks.

A weapons construction facility is built.

A revolutionary base. Train revolutinarys. Build Shrine to Gork and Mork, Gork and Mork turn revolutinarys into Orks raid town

An outpost of Tau Fire Warriors is added, to protect against the orks.

The Orks build a Mek shop and wage war with deff Guns against the Tau the Cinema is destroyed in the process

An Unknown device is built noone knows exactly what it does.... Many smell the scent of muffins from the device.

A SPace Marine strike forces appears, wipes out all the xenos and leaves.

Ork in festation because of spores pops up inside sewers

A Roto-Rooter office is opened to deal with it.

Some Gretchen survive and open a squig farm peacefully selling squig burgers to the population

The citizens get sick from the squig burgers, a special medical center is opened to deal with squig-poisoning.

A Xenobuster Team is established to burn the xenos. All donations are given to the Cinema staffers to rebuild it

Genestealers infest the Xenos Hunters and turn them into cultists modifying the building to breed pure strains

Genestealers catch an uncurable and old Spanish influenza and all die from it including the cultists.

Build a Zoo keep exotic animals ala squigs, hormagaunts, kroot, grots, ogryn, squat etc.....

Looks like we need a Cemetary now.

I build a old destroyed church for a necromancer to live and build his army of undead

The orks steal all the money donated towards building a cinema and build their own cinema with it. Then they all watch a romance, start crying, get drunk, and make a truce with the humans. All's fine... before the chaos gods show up.

The Imperial guard show up and build a military base to crush all those disloyal to the emperor

10 wind turbines are constructed next

Wind turbines are burned and coal power plant constructed screw the environment

Massive Arc Reactor is built instead, inside is also a secret robot factory.

A nuclear reactor is built, as well as a secret lab inside it.

A monument to Mojang is built

An internet service provider builds an office complex.

I put in a convenience store on the corner.

A concert hall is opened, complete with concert orchestra.

john williams deems the concert hall "unacceptable" striking it down and causing one made out of solid gold to fall out of the sky in it's place

Next, WDAK radio station is installed.

Orks are back they build Gork and Mork radio or GM radio broadcasting waaaaagh news 24/7 and telling da boyz where da best fights our

An vineyard is established. DakkaDakka vintages.

Some insane vampiric despot builds a Shroud device, intended to block out the sun. However, his chief scientist messes up the formula, making the Shroud increase the growth rate of all plant life instead of, you know, killing it and blocking out the sun.

The Despot and his followers were killed by his renegade half-vampire daughter before fixing it.

Plenty of food for everyone now!

Burn down the forests build rat on a stick farms Steam punk and a top hat shop

a steampunkish airtrain depot is built (trains of zepplins FTW)

I put a news stand on the corner.

A few houses are build, middle class.

Lower-class shacks are built near the quarry

Chicken Beak Buckets Factories steampunk theme along with steam punk monocle factory

A mysterious Pylon suddenly appears overnight bearing strange hieroglyphs.

The last sane person in the city is finally killed.

GW opens a discount factory outlet.

Black market is opened and the government is replaced by a crime lords.

The House families from Godfather are added

lower middle class shacks are added to the steampunk district

Neighboring town declares us Excommunicate Traitoris. Gird themselves for war.

steampunk weaponry armed guardsmen fortify the outer edge of town declaring us "steampunkiatopolis"

An Admech scientist invents Tesla Shock Suits. A Tesla Academy is founded.

Guard Regiments from the town over began raiding into steampunkiatopolis. Burning all the GW stores and taking the employees as captives. Leaving an I.O.U. 20+ GW souls note.

Sentry Guns are added outside the town perimeter.

A large perimeter wall is built.

Fifty five Imperator Titans are built all piloted by alpha level pyskers.

A large warprift opens up, my little pony marines pore through.

Everyone runs away from the ponies, including Draigo. They rebuild the whole city elsewhere.

All the ponies die of the mare disease.

An atom smasher is set up.

It is smashed by atoms.

A Vindicare opens a bounty hunter business

A mine is started.

Someone strikes gold, and suddenly the population shoots up as people rush in to get their own little fortune.

Nice. A man opens up a business selling scarecrows and offering mercenary services.

A bank opens.

The Dutch come and settle themselves.
The Wilhelmus is played 24/7

A Pentagon-like building is built in the city.

40k skaven terrorists attack it as if on que

A naval base with submarines is built.

Trees are planted everywhere.

^ Yay. The first business with a garden/field roof is constructed.
(basically an office building with a field instead of a metal or wooden roof)

A lone Dutch business man starts cutting trees as a business, and brings his money to the banks, and quickly votes for Mark Rutte.

A nuclear fusion plant, water-purification and waste-cleaning facilities are constructed.

A dutch lumberjack is violently assaulted.
The legend of the flying dutchman is born.

The naval base is expanded to accomodate missile cruisers and aircraft carriers, among other vessels.

The Skaven infestation hijacks the Pride of Prejudice, the flagship of the new fleet and drives her aground beneath the cliffs of the asylum. Consequently, they link its ruined hull to the sewer system and begin to cultivate strange spores of xenos origin.

The Xenohunters are back! After burning the spores and Skaven terrorists, they start a TV show and run the local news station.

A recycling center and scrapyard are opened; to deal with the shipwreck.

A starport is built, after which the Imperial Navy arrives with four companies of Astartes in tow - the latter proceed to slaughter the Skaven with no mercy.

The Dutch start selling odd trinkets found in the sewers.

An Ecclesiarchy mission is set up (complete with stone gargoyles and other Gothic architectural bits and pieces) along with a Chaos mission (with worrisome runes and invectives against the 'Corpse God' and all that) and a Tau consulate (which has a charity kitchen and a theater dedicated to the benefits of the 'Greater Good').

A Dutch extermination bureau is formed.

An Eldar outcast community is established, much to the annoyance of the Imperial and Chaos missionaries, but are supported and welcomed by the Tau diplomats and their staff. The rest of the citizens? 'Meh.'

The Dutch extermination bureau is bought with Dutch money.
Everyone is happy, unlike the Eldar, who get to deal with Slaanesh worshippers.
A great battle has started outside of town.

The slaanesh agree to leave the eldar alone if they can work together to exterminate the dutch. To cut a long story short, they now leave each other alone.

Burger King opens next door to McDonalds.

Rivalry between the two becomes so great that they start going to war. Burger King hire the tau and eldar to fight for them, while McDonalds call in the orks.

The Dutch utilise the shipyard and set sail to colonise some places!

Their shipyard is bombed by the all-new anti-dutch terrorist group. Most die in the ensuing flames.

The next Skaven generation begins building an underground hive, using the ruble and sunken fleets to create a thriving undercity.

The Kilrathi begin to settle nearby, and start hunting the skaven.

Skaven are sold to the dutch as slaves.

And the Kilrathi buy the skaven for a quick lunch.
Everybody wins! Except for the skaven.

A posh private school opens.

A pool hall opens.

A movie theater of epic proportions is built

A clock tower is built.

Trees are planted again.

A casino is established.

The leader of the city suddenly dies from a severe overdose of vitaim C

Oh. The citizens gather for an impromptu election.

A kind, wise man is elected to power.

He is assassinated.

A shipyard is built.

Matt Ward is frozen in Carbonite and displayed in the town square.

The Dutch run out of slaves to sell, and start expeditions to find slaves.
Africa is starting to run low on population as whole fleets are sended there.

*sent*
/Grammar correction.

A large nuclear reactor is set up to create all the electricity the city needs.

A butcher shop opens.

A museum is opened.

The city is in turmoil after the assassination of the kind, wise man.

From the southeast, imposing warriors with plumed helmets and epic speechcraft march.

A ruling council is drawn together, but with the Human members fighting each other (between pro-Imperial and pro-Chaos factions) all the time, the Tau and Eldar members are left in charge. Both of which are on the payrolls of Human Rogue Traders and Eldar Corsair Princes.

Skaven return upon the Dutch Ships and repair their undercity.

The Rogue Traders and Corsair Princes respond by assembling the best Human Hunters and Eldar Rangers who proceed to begin hunting the Skaven.

The Minotaurs Space Marines finish their march.
They brutally slaughter the Skaven and establish the Labrynth downstairs.

The Ultramarines arrive and kick the Minotaurs' asses. Afterwards, they continue to assist the continued development of the planet.

The small remaining gretchen population gets hired by nuclear power plant manager. They pressed the wrong button the whole city is gone.

A new city is built, with a mixed population of Humans, Tau, and Eldar. Human-run geothermal plants provide the city with power, while Human-run water-purification and waste-cleaning facilities maintain it. A ruling council chosen by Rogue Traders and Corsair Princes in the surrounding space oversees the city. A starport is built, overseen by the Adeptus Mechanicus, though the Eldar and Tau have limited access. The political climate is unstable, with the presence of Imperial and Chaos missions (both complete with gargoyles and other Gothic bits and pieces or worrisome runes and invectives against the 'Corpse God') and a Tau Embassy. Eldar outcasts form a substantial part of the community, and Rangers are a common site in the entertainment district. Food is supplied by Human, Tau, and Eldar farmers, who surprisingly get along well - not unusual since they have to watch out for feral Orks all day long.

And then Slaanesh happens. The new city dies due to squick.

A new city is built, with a mixed population of Humans, Tau, and Eldar. Human-run geothermal plants provide the city with power, while Human-run water-purification and waste-cleaning facilities maintain it. A ruling council chosen by Rogue Traders and Corsair Princes in the surrounding space oversees the city. A starport is built, overseen by the Adeptus Mechanicus, though the Tau have limited access. The political climate is unstable, with the presence of Imperial and Chaos missions (both complete with gargoyles and other Gothic bits and pieces or worrisome runes and invectives against the 'Corpse God') and a Tau Embassy. Eldar outcasts form a substantial part of the community, and Rangers are a common site in the entertainment district. Food is supplied by Human, Tau, and Eldar farmers, who surprisingly get along well - not unusual since they have to watch out for feral Orks all day long.

This time, however, the Humans and the Eldar set up anti-daemonic and anti-sorcerous wards around and under the city and the Chaos mission finds itself under quiet surveillance - involving Battleships (both Human and Eldar) having Lance batteries trained on their position at all times.

And then Slaanesh thought:



You made Slaanesh sad!

 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
And then Slaanesh thought:



You made Slaanesh sad!

Khorne is amused

Warpstone meteorite falls from the heavens! The Skaven return and multiply like... rats.. in the Minotaur's hidey hole.

Warpstone flavored glue traps are placed in strategic locations, ending the skaven problem.

Warpstone mutates citizen's of the city into new breed of Skaven who irk out a living growing molds and the undercroft. In the skittering dark crawl slaves of chaos, building a giant snowglobe for all of ratkind.

The Minotaurs angrily return after curbstomping the Ultramarines for mistaking them for the large, hairy, grunting, horned beasts they are- ahem.

They kick the Skaven out of the Labrynth and reestablish their chapter house there.

The Draconian Police Department is established.

The Draconian Police Department is burned down by vigilantes and its members lynched by an angry mob

The inquisition deems such irony heretical, and execute the mob.

Da orkz st up a small slum area and begin selling products from alot of different mek shops and stuff

The trash collectors carry off most of the orks by mistake.

^ lol The trash collectors are hired to work for the Xenohunters.

A Mercenary group sets up in the cities sewers.

The trash collectors find some of the refugee skaven and deport them to the dump where they join the Orks. A series of rickety shanty towns are established and tribes organized in a sort of strange caste system that blends religious and racial discrimination against both aliens. Strife ensues across racial lines and fractures the entire dump into a holy war consisting of no less than 35 factions with no possible end in site as both sides multiply even as they divide.

The madness continues as the tribal shanty towns continue in their strife. Dynastic lines are established and mere inches of trash are bitterly fought over. Weapons facilities, chemical refineries, nuclear and warpstone power plants spring up all over this unstable zone.

Da Orkz suffer makor set up when the Grotz at the Gargant workshop go on strike.

The Orks violently dispose of a fat rat king of a nieghbouring tribe and use his people as slaves to replace the grots. It just so happens that Skaven are far faster and better builders than grots and with their skills a massive edifice to Gork (maybe Mork) is constructed.

The Dutch, having emptied Africa of people, come back and sell all Orks and Skaven.

Justin Beiber's car breaks down near the dump enroute to a concert.

A drop pod lands on justin beiber. The revived form of Kurt Cobain came from the pod. He takes the gig Justin was suppose to do. And rocked it.

Zombie Kurt Cobain kills the dutch enslavers and returns a handful of Skaven and Orks to their home in the dump. He then proceeds to rock the Minotaur labyrinth because of its awesome acoustics.

More DUtch come and sell zombie Kurt Cobain.

A huge candy factory is built and the Dutch are nowhere to be found. Soon the markets are flooded with Dutch Chocolate.

Rome (from Axis Powers Hetalia) holds a parade.

As the 5th of December approaches, Sinterklaas is moving into town. A lot of chocolate letters are made by the Dutch factory.

Tilly Tonka - the Chocolate Baron of the city, the man who bought zombie Kurt Cobain returns to the marketplace and buys the Dutch as slaves. He works them to utter extinction in the Chocolate Mines.

The Chocolate factory is enlarged.

Running out of slave labor, Tilly Tonka hires the most accomplished Biomancer Tech Adept he can find. Count Gout Hepitan Ceverous to combine the genomes of Orks and Skaven to produce the greatest stock of slave labor the world has ever seen. Count Gout dubs these creatures the Sorken. He then goes to chemically infuse artificial derivatives from cocaine, tobacco, and heroin to make a single micro-gram of Tilly Tonka's Chocolate the most addictive substance ever. The stocks of the Chocolate factory skyrocket as the world benefits from slave labor.

The city benefits from wealth not seen in human history.

The city is now stretching an entire continent.

The with no room for expansion, the city grows vertically. Tilly Tonka and his Sorken build vast factory complex's that spew toxic ozone depleting chemicals into the sky. The rest of the world begins to sicken and die as Tilly Tonka continues to debt all other continents to financial servitude.

Sewing shops begin producing lead lined clothing and Count Gout builds magnetic shields over the newest (and most expensive) Hive Spires.

A Pier is built over the former harbor, using slaves as pylons.

Count Gout erects a massive laboratory upon the pier and begins using Skaven agents to kidnap faraway people's from the other 5 continents of the world. Unspeakable horrors roam the streets near the lab, moving monuments to the continued genetic harassment the Count inflict's upon those not native to the city.

The morgue of the now grand hospital slowly empties for no discernible reason.

The Dutch kill Tilly Tonka and steal his money. Hoping to make more money, they blow up the lab.

Handgun sales skyrocket.

The Dutch open a factory making bullets.

A Titan works is built.

A war is started against the city. It is swift to build new armies.

However, getting the armies painted is a different matter, and takes years to complete.

Luckily, since the Dutch were already eradicated, Tilly Tonka emerges from the flopped assassination attempt and with Count Gout's help reanimates the dead Dutch slaves to paint them in a matter of days.

A Circus comes to town.

The circus makes everyone happy.
However, the Netherlands go to the UN because of the eridicating of their race in the city, and the city is declared a war upon by noone anymore (Un, ey). Tilly Tonka and COunt Gout get arrested, and all non-human lifeforms are no longer allowed. The base of the Imperium of Mankind is hence formed.

A Clown car from the circus collides with a pie truck from the bakery. This touches of a massacre of epic proportions in the greater downtown area.

I lead an angry mob and lynch all the clowns (I hate clowns). No, I really do

(FYI, I carry a spare clown nose in my coat pocket)

Grabs a hunting rifle and loads it. 'Its huntin' time.'

Tilly Tonka's palace is recommissioned under Imperial governance and Count Gout's laboratory is gifted to the Adeptus Mechanicus. A munitions factory, a chem farm, and a meat packing plant spring up around the laboratory.

The incidence of clown spawned massacres falls dramatically after the slaughthouse opens in a well to do neighborhood that bears the dutch flag - even though no dutch have been allowed into the city - and extreme resentment prevents any from moving there. The rate of psychotic episodes and antisocial behavior begins to grow in this particular region of the city.

Any remaining Dutch or other alien types are rounded up and moved to a ghetto outside of town.

Everyone is happy. The Dutch move away and build a town far away.

Gorkamorka apparently got flying because it just crashed again into the city crushing it under foot Mek town is built and its all started over again

The Skaven enslave the Dutch and return to the city.

The remaining clowns are freed and pressed into service against the Dutch Masters.

 ENOZONE wrote:
The Skaven enslave the Dutch and return to the city.

the Americans are all killed by Chaos.

A launch facility is constructed.

Do they have sandwiches?

A burger stand is opened by a cheap, fat, businessman.

He does an amazeing business and soon becomes king of the city.

A midget opens a diner and tries to outdo the burger stand.

a stray nuclear device from a past war detonates flattening the city (yet again)

A town hall, 3 houses and a shop are opened. A small road is made.

A Tavern is built.

The tavern keeper becomes the de facto judge jury and executioner after a particularly nasty incident involving three midgets, a squat, six dwarves, two gnomes, eight goblins, a nymph, four pigmy's, seventeen skaven, two imps, and over a hundred gretchen get into a brawl inside his establishment in the spirit of the winter solstice.

The incident becomes a national holiday and forever celebrated by with the crowning of a squat sitting atop a pyramid of green and brown fur, decorated with flashy baubles and burning "nymph and imp" lights.

As part of the holiday, the Tavern Keeper takes it upon himself to climb through the drain holes of the homes of sleeping children. For each, he gifts a pint of ale and for the especially boisterous and belligerent, he bestows the finger of a gretchen - warning them he is watching, waiting for them to come of age of his judgement.

School is built

Toy workshop is built.

More houses are added.

a new mercenary group is formed within the city. And is forced into hiding.

A backcountry gear store opens.

A clock tower is built.

A church is built around the clock tower

The Knights of the Order of the Silver Cross arrive and start a witch hunt.

Suspiciously a cloaked person runs out of the church just before their arrival

A female Knight also known as 'The Bearer of the Mantle of the Illusion' gives chase.

The cloaked person turns round and pulled out a blade from it's cloak

The female Knight throws several stilettos made from soul-forged silver before drawing her sword, a daito also made from soul-forged silver and charges into combat.

The cloaked person disapears suddenly, leaving a torn patchment

The female Knight rejoins her brethren at the Church, who have been joined by a young, white-haired priestess whose arms are wrapped in bandages.

She is weeping, the knights ask her why?

Her husband was killed by the mage that escaped. The Knight also known as 'The Bearer of the Mantle of Perception' studies the recovered piece of parchment, and the Knights ride out in pursuit.

Meanwhile a defensive wall is added to the perimeter of town.

After a long ride the knights come to a small camp in the woods

The Knights enter the camp warily and demand the mage surrender himself for judgment.

A quiet order of stonemasons begin building a mysterious temple on the east side of the city.

The mage looks around for aweapon, but can't find one, he reluctantly surrendurs

The knights are suspicious, they do not trust the mage and fear deceit.

All of the sudden, the knights comletely disappear, anfd the building of the city can go on.

The Knights reappear by the mercy of God.

The King declares a search for the decitful mage, the knights muster their forces

Thenoobbomb leaves the topic.
There was much rejoicing.

The knights are lost by a freak accident involving their deplorable vices upon the eve of their search. The king is assassinated and replaced by a despot, but the people dispose of him and instate an Athenian Democracy.

The Stonemasons continue to build their temple on the east of end of town. It becomes a citywide statement of pride, and many resources are put towards its construction.

The city begins to thrive, but what of the mage?

A necromancer quietly enters the city, and establishes a lair beneath the clocktower, using reanimated corpses from the graveyard as labor.

A pagan also enters and burns down the church.

The midget who opened a diner out does the fat businessman. Soon the city and its outlying regions are under his rule. He begins a mass genocide, killing everyone who isn't a midget in horrible ways. After the genocide only midgets inhabit the city.

Foreign Knights ride into the city for a place to rest, but are ambushed by the troopers, a battle begins

The Midget sells tickets to watch the fray.

The knights trample the midgets and establish a king

The Knight of the Illusion snaps her fingers and the illusion shatters, revealing that the pagan was killed by the midgets, who then killed each other under her influence. The Priestess invokes the power of the Heavens, destroying the undead army, after which the Knights burn the necromancer and the deceitful mage at the stake. Its also revealed that the Priestess' husband was never killed - it was just a ruse - as he is also a Knight entitled "Master of the Binding Chain".

But what of the mysterious temple, now nearing completion?

It was never built in the first place - it was all part of Her Excellency, the Knight of Illusions, illusion.

A-ha! An Elaborate ruse on her part.

A grand festival is held. Not just Humans and Elves are invited, but also the naturally benevolent nature spirits (foxes, etc) are invited as well.

The town council invites the Knights to clean up the mess the benevolent creatures left in the streets, when the festival is over.

Which is what, they wonder, seeing as those same spirits have an anthromorphic form?

One of the founders of the city by name of P_gray returns and asks what's happened. *Hint Hint*

He is shot in the face by an illusionary arrow. Nothing of importance happens. He goes to found a masonic order of stone cutters to act as the permanent ears and eyes of the city. With a powerful incantation, he grants them immortality, but damns them to walk in the nether for a century should they rest from their work.

The workers revolt and burn the entire city to the ground.

I build a hovel in the center of the ruins.

Some craftsmen arrive and built structures

A used car lot opens.

A black-haired person emerges from his mother's basement and transforms the local dump into a church of Satan.

The church of Satan grows and soon most of the population converts to it. this causes a massive war to break out between the Christians and Satanists. The war lasts many years and ends the live of millions.

Moslem extremists massacre the survivors.

They found a new city, now atop a hill. A king is named. King of the hill.

A temple dedicated to Khorne is founded on the new city.

The Knights return and burn the whole place down.

And the knights burn themselves, never return and a new city is build.
No more knights or anything like that will apear there.

Can we use Nukes and wait a couple of years then rebuild?

NUKE IT!

Fortunately, the leaders of the town have developed a "Star Wars" program like Reagan. The nukes fail and are diverted to Malawi!

F**k! I'll nuke it again later.

Within a small sect of the town a village springs up, its elders sacrifice themselves to remove the city from this plane of existence. The town now benefits from a universe where no creature may ever discover the process of splitting atoms, thus, no nuclear weapons are developed - ever.

A Pizza place opens.

They serve their pizzas with maggot filled tomatoes and soon the city is made famous by the cuisine. It is named, Maggotvile.

A guy, called Nathelgar Satanus Extremis, visits the town. There he builds the first Odinistic Satanic church. Quickly he becomes revered by the populace, who start listening to black metal made by his gakky little band.

A mysterious mineral starts growing after a meteorite strikes the earth. It rapidly terraforms the area around it into an unusable chemical wasteland.

A Souvenier shop opens.

Then a man-eating worm makes its home in the wasteland.

It devours everyone in the city save a noble fat turd on a sofa eating fries and watching Star Trek Enterprise and his wife. They manage to kill the beast by jabbing it with a plastic light saber