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Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/14 01:27:03


Post by: Albatross


Or rather, roll my own. I'm off to the US next week, and I've been wondering about something: Do many people roll their own cigarettes out there? I'm a committed roll-up smoker, and I was wondering how easy it would be to source rolling tobacco during my stay, prices etc.

Little help?


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/14 01:28:30


Post by: whembly


 Albatross wrote:
Or rather, roll my own. I'm off to the US next week, and I've been wondering about something: Do many people roll their own cigarettes out there? I'm a committed roll-up smoker, and I was wondering how easy it would be to source rolling tobacco during my stay, prices etc.

Little help?

Where you going exactly?

In Missouri we do have places that sells tobacco and paper.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/14 01:34:05


Post by: Albatross


I'm going to Nashville, TN next Tuesday. So excited!


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/14 01:36:07


Post by: whembly


 Albatross wrote:
I'm going to Nashville, TN next Tuesday. So excited!

Awesome! It's a cool town.

I wouldn't know, but I would be VERY surprise if you couldn't acquire the smokes you'd want.

You just visiting for gak-and-gigles? Or, seeing some family?


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/14 01:40:33


Post by: Albatross


It's kind of a work thing.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/14 01:41:40


Post by: whembly


 Albatross wrote:
It's kind of a work thing.

Cool...

Have fun and write up a Batrep when you get back!


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/14 01:42:23


Post by: Relapse


Pretty much anywhere you go has smoke shops where you can get your makins'.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/14 03:35:25


Post by: DeathReaper


There should be a smoke shop that sells loose tobacco and rolling papers somewhere in Nashville.

Just ask the Concierge at the hotel you are staying at, they are always happy to help find the closest place for you to get those supplies.

Also DO NOT forget to go and get some real Barbecue from Corky's in Nashville.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/14 04:01:21


Post by: AustonT


 Albatross wrote:
Or rather, roll my own. I'm off to the US next week, and I've been wondering about something: Do many people roll their own cigarettes out there? I'm a committed roll-up smoker, and I was wondering how easy it would be to source rolling tobacco during my stay, prices etc.

Little help?

I'm not going to vouch for its quality but Tops and Bugle loose tobacco is generally available at grocery stores. A smoke shop will kind of obviously have a better selection. Gas stations are hit and miss, but nearly always have papers. If you "roll" your own with filters you might want to bring some with you, I've only ever found them available by mail.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/14 04:14:14


Post by: KalashnikovMarine


Nashville will have some quality smokeshops for you to investigate so you should be able to get some decent cut for rolling. No promises on the stuff you smoke at home, but don't settle for the gas station or grocery store stuff in any decent sized city.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/14 05:52:17


Post by: whembly


 DeathReaper wrote:
There should be a smoke shop that sells loose tobacco and rolling papers somewhere in Nashville.

Just ask the Concierge at the hotel you are staying at, they are always happy to help find the closest place for you to get those supplies.

Also DO NOT forget to go and get some real Barbecue from Corky's in Nashville.

I second Corky's...

I try to stop by everytime I go thru Nashville.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/14 06:00:06


Post by: Ma55ter_fett


 Albatross wrote:
It's kind of a work thing.


Are you going to sing?


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/14 06:27:45


Post by: Deathshead420


I live in Tn as well as roll my own and you will not have any trouble finding papers or tabacco.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/14 10:14:29


Post by: Albatross


 Ma55ter_fett wrote:
 Albatross wrote:
It's kind of a work thing.


Are you going to sing?

Ha, no it's not that type of work! I wish! I'm going as part of my day job.

So... Corky's? Looks like I'll have to check it out.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/14 12:59:25


Post by: tyrant of loserville


 Ma55ter_fett wrote:
 Albatross wrote:
It's kind of a work thing.


Are you going to sing?


hah, man you made me laugh.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/14 13:36:36


Post by: kronk


 Albatross wrote:
Or rather, roll my own. I'm off to the US next week, and I've been wondering about something: Do many people roll their own cigarettes out there? I'm a committed roll-up smoker, and I was wondering how easy it would be to source rolling tobacco during my stay, prices etc.

Little help?


Tobacco stores here sell rolling paper and tobacco in a can. They really like it if you call first and ask "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" When they say yes, reply "Well you should let him out!"

Laughs will abound.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/14 13:58:22


Post by: Albatross


 tyrant of loserville wrote:
 Ma55ter_fett wrote:
 Albatross wrote:
It's kind of a work thing.


Are you going to sing?


hah, man you made me laugh.

What's funny about that?


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/14 14:26:05


Post by: kronk


As he just joined 4 months ago and doesn't know you from Adam, he probably thought fett was making a generic Nashville joke, as wanna-be country music stars flock to that area.

His location is listed as Loserville, however, so there might be something there, too.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/14 17:52:30


Post by: Perkustin


If Albatross is anything like me quality of Tobacco is a non-issue, cheap is best. Though not the very cheapest as that tends to leave ones mouth dryer than a nun's c....... Swan filter Tips can be difficult to get ahold of even in europe, i had to buy a bag of horrible papered filters the diameter of Upvc waste pipes last time i was in France.

I smoke rollies because if i am gonna be addicted to smokes it might as well be a cheap habit.

What's your fave Albatross? I vary between, Drum Blue, Old holburn (thats a robust ciggie for sure) and that cheap yellow pack Golden virginia. I tried 'American Spirit' a few months ago, it was nice but dried to mummy wrappings in about 2 days. Blue Rizla is my fave.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/14 18:09:45


Post by: nomsheep


amber/gold leaf and blue/silver rizla are the best and cheapest, though I have no idea how available they are abroad.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/14 18:26:03


Post by: sarpedons-right-hand


I'm a Green Golden Virginia man myself.... In Europe it's almost impossible to find decent tobacco! However, I have only been to France and Italy, so maybe there's something in that....

In the Philippines (my second home), it's a practically non existent way of smoking. Although this is probably something to do with smokes going for around 55p a packet.....


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/14 18:28:34


Post by: Alfndrate


Discount Tobacco Shoppe in Nashville, TN

http://www.yelp.com/search?cflt=tobaccoshops&find_loc=Nashville%2C+TN

if they are anything like the Cheap Tobacco stores in Ohio, they will have everything you need.

Or take a quick jaunt to virginia and just steal some fresh tobacco leaf and swipe some gov' docs to roll it in.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/14 23:12:06


Post by: Albatross


@Perkustin et al. - I switch between Amber Leaf and Pall Mall. I actually smoke Pall Mall pretty much exclusively because it's as smooth as AL, plus it's a lot cheaper these days. AL has got really fething dear, free skins or not!

Yeah, for me price is a big deal. It's SOOO expensive to smoke here in the UK. Thankfully I've found a brand that's cheap and really nice. Don't really have a paper preference, though I get through a lot of extra-large silver Rizlas, if you catch my sweet-smelling, ever-so-slightly intoxicating drift.





Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/14 23:13:55


Post by: Ensis Ferrae


Alby, make sure if you get the chance to, go to Uptown's... it's on Hillsboro Pike

Last time I was there, I saw they carried a pretty good selection of pipes and cigars... I'm not sure about rolling stuff for your own cigs, but it may be worth a look... If nothing else, they can probably send you someplace that does carry that sort of thing.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/14 23:33:13


Post by: Albatross


Cool, thanks! I'm probably going to be spending most of my time seeking out the fabled Hot Chicken, to be fair...


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/14 23:51:24


Post by: Perkustin


 Albatross wrote:
@Perkustin et al. - I switch between Amber Leaf and Pall Mall. I actually smoke Pall Mall pretty much exclusively because it's as smooth as AL, plus it's a lot cheaper these days. AL has got really fething dear, free skins or not!

Yeah, for me price is a big deal. It's SOOO expensive to smoke here in the UK. Thankfully I've found a brand that's cheap and really nice. Don't really have a paper preference, though I get through a lot of extra-large silver Rizlas, if you catch my sweet-smelling, ever-so-slightly intoxicating drift.





Yeah i started smoking rollies to get rid of leftover tobacco, now it's all i smoke. I am not a heavy smoker (5 or 6 a day) but if i am in an smoking household/or out in town and the shandies are being quaffed it can be 30+.

The price has went up 30-50% in a few years, for a long time before that the price was quite stable.

I've got a mate who's into Pall mall, keep meaning to give it a try, well that's two recommendations, that's decided my next choice. Drum blue smells like old ham but i really like it for the price. Cannot afford golden Virginia original just a bit too expensive.

Best cigarette of the day for me? Around 6.45, driving to work, the car's had a few minutes to heat up, on a long straight (i tend to veer wildly while lighting my ciggies ) cannae beat it. I cant drive any distance without one. Have even been known to roll at traffic lights, but i haven't got the skill for a one handed trucker roll at the wheel.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/14 23:55:24


Post by: Mannahnin


I don't know a lot of smokers anymore, but hand-rolling is reasonably common here. Tobacco can be bought just about anywhere; specialty smoke shops for good stuff, and quite a lot of supermarkets and gas stations for basic cheap stuff. Rolling papers are available at every market, convenience store, and gas station, IME.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/14 23:56:06


Post by: nomsheep


Pall mall is cheap, but I've always found it really rough.

And bay-leaf(Pipe tobacco) is still the cheapest duty-free i've ever found


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/14 23:59:05


Post by: Albatross


 Perkustin wrote:
 Albatross wrote:
@Perkustin et al. - I switch between Amber Leaf and Pall Mall. I actually smoke Pall Mall pretty much exclusively because it's as smooth as AL, plus it's a lot cheaper these days. AL has got really fething dear, free skins or not!

Yeah, for me price is a big deal. It's SOOO expensive to smoke here in the UK. Thankfully I've found a brand that's cheap and really nice. Don't really have a paper preference, though I get through a lot of extra-large silver Rizlas, if you catch my sweet-smelling, ever-so-slightly intoxicating drift.





Yeah i started smoking rollies to get rid of leftover tobacco, now it's all i smoke. I am not a heavy smoker (5 or 6 a day) but if i am in an smoking household/or out in town and the shandies are being quaffed it can be 30+.

Oh aye, I chuff like a bastard when I'm drinking. Funny thing, I started off smoking rollies when I was about 14 - I've never been a big 'real' cig smoker. They taste like crap to me.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/15 01:19:27


Post by: Manchu


It used to be that rolling paper could be had from Wal-Mart. I doubt you will have difficulty finding a Wal-Mart. As for leaf, you could also get something or another at Wal-Mart but I reckon you'd better find a tobacco shop. They are all local places so it will be a matter of searching the white pages or online, as Alfndrate shews above.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/15 05:57:35


Post by: tyrant of loserville


 Albatross wrote:
 tyrant of loserville wrote:
 Ma55ter_fett wrote:
 Albatross wrote:
It's kind of a work thing.


Are you going to sing?


hah, man you made me laugh.

What's funny about that?


My bad if i offended you. I only came to Dakka to read about rumors and view the amazing gallery but never post, and even when I did make an account I really never post much. Read the What do YOU do thread and found out you were a recording artist. Said to my self "wow, that is cool and makes sense now."


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/15 09:28:14


Post by: Albatross


Oh, no worries, mate. I wasn't offended. And I'm not currently a recording artist in any case... More's the pity.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/15 15:55:11


Post by: nomsheep


 Albatross wrote:
Oh, no worries, mate. I wasn't offended. And I'm not currently a recording artist in any case... More's the pity.


Have you got any of your music on YouTube?


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/15 20:38:51


Post by: Albatross


Um, yeah. This was the single we did. Turns out it was also the last, as I quit a couple of months later!:



Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/15 21:34:32


Post by: kronk


What happened to the group?


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/15 21:42:44


Post by: InquisitorVaron


Smoking and drink, flamable liquids smart. Enjoy shorter life spans eh?


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/15 21:45:42


Post by: nomsheep


 InquisitorVaron wrote:
Smoking and drink, flamable liquids smart. Enjoy shorter life spans eh?


So long as we enjoy our shorter lifespans.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/15 21:55:06


Post by: InquisitorVaron


 nomsheep wrote:
 InquisitorVaron wrote:
Smoking and drink, flamable liquids smart. Enjoy shorter life spans eh?


So long as we enjoy our shorter lifespans.


I think I would prefer the £2000 extra a year and the longer life, could afford a small but good holiday. That also could afford some other really good things.

It's not even nice or relaxing, the exhale and inhale is what's doing it not the cigs.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/15 22:01:00


Post by: Nicorex


Here you go.. It seems to be centraly located in Nashville and you should be able to get everything you need there.
https://plus.google.com/109423883080215330924/about?gl=us&hl=en#109423883080215330924/about?gl=us&hl=en

Cancel that.. I missed the reveiws and was only looking at location. The reveiws were not spectacular.
This place seems to have some good reveiws though.
http://www.uptowns.com/


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/15 22:59:47


Post by: Cheesecat


 InquisitorVaron wrote:
Smoking and drink, flamable liquids smart. Enjoy shorter life spans eh?


I don't smoke (well except for pot on occasion, should try crack though ) but I don't see what's wrong with drinking once in awhile.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/15 23:04:27


Post by: InquisitorVaron


Nothing, it's actually good for you, just pointing out that a lighter is required for the cig and your drink is flamable.
I remember someone burnt their eyebrows and eyelids from doing that.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
A drink once in awhild is good, not binging.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/16 00:19:15


Post by: whembly


 Cheesecat wrote:
 InquisitorVaron wrote:
Smoking and drink, flamable liquids smart. Enjoy shorter life spans eh?


I don't smoke (well except for pot on occasion, should try crack though ) but I don't see what's wrong with drinking once in awhile.

Just no on crack dude...

I know too many who've tried it and the damage it causes. The same with meth... stay.away.from.dat.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/16 11:01:10


Post by: Albatross


 InquisitorVaron wrote:
 nomsheep wrote:
 InquisitorVaron wrote:
Smoking and drink, flamable liquids smart. Enjoy shorter life spans eh?


So long as we enjoy our shorter lifespans.


I think I would prefer the £2000 extra a year and the longer life, could afford a small but good holiday.

I'm going on a small but good holiday. Did you not read the OP?

It's not even nice or relaxing, the exhale and inhale is what's doing it not the cigs.

That's simply untrue. Also, I have literally never - EVER - heard of someone lighting a smoke and accidentally igniting their drink. That doesn't happen.

kronk wrote:What happened to the group?

I left, so they decided not to carry on. I wrote all the material, see.

Cheesecat wrote:I don't smoke (well except for pot on occasion, should try crack though )

Save your money. It's way overpriced and each hit only lasts about 15 minutes - if it's good stuff. Then you want more...


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/16 11:38:52


Post by: InquisitorVaron


Then you could afford a big holiday
It is true, none of the chemicals in the smoke would have any relaxing effect, infact they've got the opposite.

Regardless it's a silly idea.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/16 11:46:22


Post by: nomsheep


 InquisitorVaron wrote:
Then you could afford a big holiday
It is true, none of the chemicals in the smoke would have any relaxing effect, infact they've got the opposite.

Regardless it's a silly idea.


It's all psychological, if you think it will relax you it will.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/16 21:25:06


Post by: Cheesecat


 Albatross wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:I don't smoke (well except for pot on occasion, should try crack though )

Save your money. It's way overpriced and each hit only lasts about 15 minutes - if it's good stuff. Then you want more...


I'm not really that serious about it I wouldn't spend any money on it, like all drugs I just ingest whatever my friends offer me for free (except cigarettes I don't see the point in them, I do drugs to alter my mind) but since most of them are nerdy I rarely do much drugs.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/16 21:31:53


Post by: InquisitorVaron


Your an idiot. Your sniffing dish washer tablets.
Smart one sherlock.

Please be polite with other posters. This is mandatory, and a condition of membership on the website. -Mannahnin


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/16 21:34:47


Post by: Cheesecat


 InquisitorVaron wrote:
Your an idiot. Your sniffing dish washer tablets.
Smart one sherlock.


What? I never said that, did you even read my post? I'm pretty sure you didn't read my post.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/16 21:38:43


Post by: KalashnikovMarine


I think the inquisitor is talking about cigarettes not you Cheese


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/16 21:39:26


Post by: Cheesecat


 KalashnikovMarine wrote:
I think the inquisitor is talking about cigarettes not you Cheese


Oh.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/16 21:47:23


Post by: InquisitorVaron


Wrong you were right first time
Even though they do have that sort of chemical in cigs, they have paint in for feth sake.

I thought I was being witty in speaking about you taking drugs, if your friends offered you coke for free it would be dish washer tablets, that's what happens in the UK. Perhaps your dealers are trust worthy and don't fob you off.

No offence though


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/16 21:54:25


Post by: reiner


Rolling a cig is one thing I've never gotten the hang of. Thankfully smoking is a rare treat for me and loading a hookah is much easier. Unfortunately I don't think that would work well in a motor vehicle...

Though it would be quite humorous if pulled over.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/16 22:33:09


Post by: kronk


Well this thread turned judgmental pretty fast.

Enjoy your trip, Alby.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/16 22:41:07


Post by: InquisitorVaron


Bah, it needed a grumpy old nag. Or young.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/16 22:48:38


Post by: Cheesecat


Can't Alby just smoke in peace I'm pretty sure he's aware of the health concerns.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/16 22:51:18


Post by: InquisitorVaron


Never! I demand penace for your ill choices.
Do whatever the feth you want, just thought it would be wise to show some smoking is bad response.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/17 12:09:59


Post by: Albatross


Coming from a 15-year old boarding-school pupil, your wealth of life experience is useful to me. Thanks for stopping by.

Do a lot of coke, Varon?


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/17 13:35:46


Post by: InquisitorVaron


17 Year old ex-boarding school pupil.

Evidently I don't do coke, yet I've seen it bandied aroundand talked to some of the people selling it.

It wasn't a boarding school of choice for the rich kids...

I read an article that said teenages are the new gurus of life experience.

Anyway freedom of speech and all that.
Noy trying to offend you.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/17 13:42:38


Post by: sarpedons-right-hand


Alby, just ignore Varon... I did and my life is all the brighter for it!


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/17 14:03:09


Post by: Albatross


 InquisitorVaron wrote:
17 Year old ex-boarding school pupil.

Evidently I don't do coke, yet I've seen it bandied aroundand talked to some of the people selling it.

It wasn't a boarding school of choice for the rich kids...

I read an article that said teenages are the new gurus of life experience.

Anyway freedom of speech and all that.
Noy trying to offend you.

I'm not offended at all, pal. I just think that perhaps it's not prudent for you to lecture 30yr old indie-rock musicians from the North of England on drug-use!


Automatically Appended Next Post:
 kronk wrote:
Well this thread turned judgmental pretty fast.

Enjoy your trip, Alby.

Thanks, man. I am fething TURBO excited right now. I fly on Tuesday morning!


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/17 14:23:09


Post by: Ensis Ferrae


Ohh... I should warn you, if you don't have to be anywhere specific this coming Friday DO NOT GO ANYWHERE!!!!


This coming thursday is Thanksgiving day (the day where all Americans over eat, helping themselves become even more obese, and watch American Football), and on Friday, it's called Black Friday, because millions of idiotic twits rush out to the same shops to rush and get Christmas shopping started (it's ugly as feth, but quite hilarious to watch on TV)


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/17 16:02:53


Post by: whembly


 Ensis Ferrae wrote:
Ohh... I should warn you, if you don't have to be anywhere specific this coming Friday DO NOT GO ANYWHERE!!!!


This coming thursday is Thanksgiving day (the day where all Americans over eat, helping themselves become even more obese, and watch American Football), and on Friday, it's called Black Friday, because millions of idiotic twits rush out to the same shops to rush and get Christmas shopping started (it's ugly as feth, but quite hilarious to watch on TV)

Oh by all things holy Ably... Ensis is right... STAY.INSIDE.ON.FRIDAY.

I don't care how much $$$ you'd save, you couldn't PAY ME to go shopping on this day.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/17 16:17:49


Post by: KalashnikovMarine


 Albatross wrote:
 InquisitorVaron wrote:
17 Year old ex-boarding school pupil.

Evidently I don't do coke, yet I've seen it bandied aroundand talked to some of the people selling it.

It wasn't a boarding school of choice for the rich kids...

I read an article that said teenages are the new gurus of life experience.

Anyway freedom of speech and all that.
Noy trying to offend you.

I'm not offended at all, pal. I just think that perhaps it's not prudent for you to lecture 30yr old indie-rock musicians from the North of England on drug-use!



Translation: "Back off, the professionals have this covered"

and yeah holy gak fairies... the terror of black friday...


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/17 16:24:44


Post by: Mannahnin


It's really not that bad. Just don't go out early in the morning to malls, department stores (including Wal-Mart) or stores that sell things like consumer electronics. They'll be opening at 5 or 6 in the morning with some insane bargains, albeit usually in very limited numbers, and the crowds rushing to get at them can be crazy. If you go out later in the day or evening it's just a busy shopping day, with a bit more traffic than usual.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/17 16:45:11


Post by: KalashnikovMarine


I might actually try to do a little foraging this year, I am a capitalist whore after all and thus should consume at any opportunity.

Been looking for a nice pair of high quality headphones as it happens...


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/17 17:37:16


Post by: Albatross


Yeah, I was aware of the the Dreaded Black Friday. Probably won't affect me too much, as I can't imagine I'll be going to shopping malls much during my trip - the schedule as far as I'm aware includes a whole load of sensible academic stuff, more's the pity!

I'm going to see the folks at Belmont University about some research partnership, then the Country Music research centre/Hall of Fame to meet some scholars. Apparently I'll be having thanksgiving with the current owners of Sun Records and a whole bunch of other interesting industry folks too, which promises to be very cool.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/17 17:41:46


Post by: KalashnikovMarine


It sounds really cool! I'm jealous you're having such an exciting trip. I'll just be causing trouble at home and painting figures/writing a brief paper on the Investiture Crisis of the Medieval Roman Catholic church


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/17 18:20:18


Post by: Mannahnin


Nice one, Alby. Enjoy it!


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/18 22:03:29


Post by: kronk


Amazon.com is the gak. feth Black Friday!


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/19 10:59:53


Post by: Albatross


I'm flying tomorrow. Wish me luck!

Also, if anyone's in the Nashville area and fancies a liver work-out, PM me. x


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/19 11:06:00


Post by: nomsheep


 Albatross wrote:
I'm flying tomorrow. Wish me luck!

Also, if anyone's in the Nashville area and fancies a liver work-out, PM me. x


Good luck

Hope ya enjoy yourself.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/21 17:22:19


Post by: Albatross


America is awesome. More on this story as it develops.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/21 18:05:54


Post by: whembly


 Albatross wrote:
America is awesome. More on this story as it develops.


Have fun!


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/22 02:09:37


Post by: Mannahnin


 Albatross wrote:
America is awesome. More on this story as it develops.

Have you just discovered the power of your accent on cute American girls?




Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/22 07:39:53


Post by: Albatross


 Mannahnin wrote:
 Albatross wrote:
America is awesome. More on this story as it develops.

Have you just discovered the power of your accent on cute American girls?

I've just sorted out a date with a stripper, so yeah. Appears to work!


Automatically Appended Next Post:
In unrelated news: Sausage gravy is fething awesome.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/22 07:55:16


Post by: Bromsy


 Albatross wrote:
 Mannahnin wrote:
 Albatross wrote:
America is awesome. More on this story as it develops.

Have you just discovered the power of your accent on cute American girls?

I've just sorted out a date with a stripper, so yeah. Appears to work!


Automatically Appended Next Post:
In unrelated news: Sausage gravy is fething awesome.


Yes, biscuits and gravy is a large part of why we tolerate all the shenanigans down south.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/22 16:33:31


Post by: KalashnikovMarine


I feel like we should have all chipped in to buy Alby a video camera for him to document his adventure vlog style. Because this has to be fething hilarious.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/22 16:56:12


Post by: whembly


 KalashnikovMarine wrote:
I feel like we should have all chipped in to buy Alby a video camera for him to document his adventure vlog style. Because this has to be fething hilarious.

I'm in!


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/22 16:59:55


Post by: nomsheep


 whembly wrote:
 KalashnikovMarine wrote:
I feel like we should have all chipped in to buy Alby a video camera for him to document his adventure vlog style. Because this has to be fething hilarious.

I'm in!


Seconded or maybe thirded. I'm not sure lol.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/22 18:02:01


Post by: Albatross


Mate, you should have fething SEEN the state of me last night! I was in a bad part of town drinking malt-liquor and literally throwing money at strippers. I can barely remember leaving my last message - I DO remember sitting in the hotel lobby drunkenly slobbering all over a Wendy's whilst surfing the net at around 1am, though. Off to IHOP now.

I'm wearing flip-flops.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/22 18:12:19


Post by: Maelstrom808


Heh, welcome to America

EDIT: On a completely unrelated note, every post of yours gets this song running through my head again....man, I miss the 90s...
Spoiler:



Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/22 21:11:17


Post by: Captain Fantastic


Cigarettes are for miscreants and criminals

Unless you roll your own. No, I've only met a few people who still roll their own cigarettes, and most of them are older than fifty.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/23 03:37:19


Post by: Ensis Ferrae


 Captain Fantastic wrote:
Cigarettes are for miscreants and criminals

Unless you roll your own. No, I've only met a few people who still roll their own cigarettes, and most of them are older than fifty.



Well, he did start the thread because he rolls his own, and was heading to a place where he was unsure of where to get his supplies.... and I doubt that he is more than 50, though I have been wrong before.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/23 04:48:02


Post by: Albatross


I'm 30. And I smoke like a boss.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/23 06:35:11


Post by: Corpsesarefun


From what I've seen more young people here roll their own than smoke pre-rolled, probably because it's cheaper...


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/23 10:14:09


Post by: nomsheep


Me and all my friends roll our own, on rollies I can afford my habit, pre- rolled, not a chance.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/28 17:47:43


Post by: whembly


@Albatross... are you back home yet?

Care to write up a batrep of your visit to the States? I saw that you partied with some strippers... niiiiiiiice.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/28 23:19:50


Post by: Mannahnin


It does sound like we need some stories.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/29 13:21:13


Post by: Albatross


Yeah, I'm back. Nashville was awesome. I could easily see myself living in the south.

Stories? No problem! Went out for a drink in a honky-tonk on Broadway and ended up in a VERY dodgy strip club, drinking malt liquor (Old English! ) and making it rain. So, I asked this stripper to come out with me for drinks on the following Friday, and she said yes!

Check this out: She only fething showed up, didn't she!?

It was the most random, hilarious night of my life. I ended up dancing to an 80s cover band with a drunk stripper. She had a knife on her. So did I. We got them out in a bar to compare. It got messy.

Here's me at the end of the night:



That's an ice bucket on my head. The whole week was weird as feth, to be honest. Here's a random sampling of what I got up to:

- Got a private tour of the Country Music Hall of Fame
- Had dinner with the owners of Sun Records, plus the guy who produced 'Tequila'. Also, our host had worked for Atlantic and BMI, and was telling us cool stories about meeting Lennon, Jacko, Little Richard, Elton John... and fething Elvis!
- Got accosted at the Tennessee State Fair by a redneck dude who looked like a traumatised Vietnam vet. He heard our accent and proceeded to sing Kinks songs at us for 20 minutes, surrounded by onlookers. That's when he decided to switch to Jethro Tull songs. Standing on one leg. He had a replica hand grenade on his stall. He threatened to pull the pin.
- Hung out at this huge mansion owned by a friend of our host, listening to revolutionary audio technology.
- Caught some gigs at the Bluebird Cafe. Guestlist, obviously.
- Had the most 'country' Thanksgiving ever - loads of good food, wine and fiddle music, not to mention jars of moonshine and other, more exotic substances.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/29 13:33:06


Post by: Cheesecat


What the feth is that thing on your head?


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/29 13:35:06


Post by: reds8n


That's an ice bucket on my head.




Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/29 13:35:22


Post by: kronk


THAT sounds like an epic trip.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/29 13:46:17


Post by: Cheesecat


 reds8n wrote:
That's an ice bucket on my head.




Thanks reds8n must have missed that detail, mind you it's 5:45 am over here and I'm doing a research essay for English so I'm not to surprised I missed it, I wish I could sleep (no point now though considering school starts in 3 hours).


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/29 14:03:58


Post by: Albatross


 kronk wrote:
THAT sounds like an epic trip.

It really was. It was like Fear and Loathing in Nashville. There's a picture I took of my mate with his arm around a cop, surrounded by a bunch of strip-joint bouncers in cowboy hats, floating around somewhere. I'll see if I can dig it out. Unfortunately, I can't post any pics of dancer we kidnapped, as she'd rather keep her job a secret online. She does other work too, see.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/29 14:06:19


Post by: Alfndrate


Bravo good sir, way to come to our country and live it up like a [hank hill voice]god danged American![/hank hill voice]. I wish we could do the same in other countries.

Glad you had a blast, you need to come back and visit New Orleans during Mardi Gras, Texas during football season, or Idaho during potato harvest... (actually I don't think that last one is a thing).


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/29 14:10:47


Post by: kronk


 Alfndrate wrote:
New Orleans during Mardi Gras, Done That
Texas during football season, Been there. Houston versus Indy or Dallas is crazy at Reliant Stadium
or Idaho during potato harvest... Why?


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/29 14:12:13


Post by: Cheesecat


Yeah, sounds like an awesome trip.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/29 14:13:09


Post by: Alfndrate


 kronk wrote:
 Alfndrate wrote:
New Orleans during Mardi Gras, Done That
Texas during football season, Been there. Houston versus Indy or Dallas is crazy at Reliant Stadium
or Idaho during potato harvest... Why?


Like I said, I don't think that last one is actually a thing

Though it should be, the humble tuber, backbone of the fast food industry...


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/29 14:19:13


Post by: kronk


You said tuber. Heh.

Thanks for sharing, Alby.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/29 23:38:14


Post by: Albatross


If I could sum up my trip with one picture it would be this one:



I don't remember taking it.


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/29 23:52:41


Post by: Ensis Ferrae


 Alfndrate wrote:
Bravo good sir, way to come to our country and live it up like a [hank hill voice]god danged American![/hank hill voice]. I wish we could do the same in other countries.

Glad you had a blast, you need to come back and visit New Orleans during Mardi Gras, Texas during football season, or Idaho during potato harvest... (actually I don't think that last one is a thing).



Or Eugene, Oregon during the "renaissance festival"





....I put quotes around that because it's a Ren-fair in name only... the hippy caravans make there way up to Eugene at this time of year and annually have their woodland sprite, nudey village, drugged filled extravaganza... From what I understand, if you are not participating it is quite hilarious and quite weird. (of course, if you are participating I'm sure it's still hilarious and weird)


Roll Your Own. @ 2012/11/29 23:59:37


Post by: Albatross


Meh, I'm from England. We ARE a renaissance fair!