66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
If the world only needs beautiful things, then we should purge those that are ugly!
57210
Post by: DemetriDominov
Spamming advertisements.
44702
Post by: Trondheim
The end of the false Emperors "ligth" aka tasty soul candel
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
The galaxy still bears the scars of the horde...but it will learn to fear the lance.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Hi world.
66629
Post by: Tyranidcrusher
You spam outside of /mlp/
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
You use code...
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
The world only needs beautiful things...that's why I'm killing all of you.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
I hate ponies.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
The world needs more beautiful ponies.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
That does make sense.
73251
Post by: Overlord Thraka
YOU HATE UGLY?!?! ....Is that on the inside or the outside?
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
You don't seem to know the exact number of models you possess.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Ponies...KILL! MAIM! BURN!
24892
Post by: Byte
War is the answer!
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
*Watches you roll 1's*
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Inconceivable!
57210
Post by: DemetriDominov
No. No it doesn't.
69226
Post by: Selym
Sounds like a psyker porno to me!
HERESY! *blam*
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
That does not make sense.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
This Naoki person must have cheated.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
I shall flay your soul, pony!
73251
Post by: Overlord Thraka
(how am I constantly landing under you?)
Too long, do not read.
52872
Post by: captain collius
Another Ork.... Sighs fine I'll kill it.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Oh hey doc.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
You're just restarting the cycle of life...I wonder what will destroy your world to make room for the next?
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
I am not a pony.
52872
Post by: captain collius
I don't know who he is but I like him.
44702
Post by: Trondheim
I approve of your armies!
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Wrong spelling of apostle... 
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Why watch a person the world is leaving behind? Find someone that is leading the world!
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
You've never played Fire Emblem, I take it...ponies!
69226
Post by: Selym
So... you're an immortal who is in love with someone?
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Tiki is...and that (your sig) is utterly inappropriate.
44702
Post by: Trondheim
You need a good round of sword loving in your sheat
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
Dat money spending spree!
69226
Post by: Selym
"Oh, just look at her! She's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen! Now, what's the best way to eat a cheesecake?"
75727
Post by: sing your life
Corrupted dick LOL.
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
You're a liar.
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Shorty got em appel bottom jeans! Boots with da furr!
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
WHO, WAAAGH, what is it good for?
Absolutely poetry!
44702
Post by: Trondheim
You apparently bow before ablue skined and hooved Xeno! Well I suppose heresy can come in all forms and shapes
52872
Post by: captain collius
Word Bearers the heresy is just beginning.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Dr Who knows what he's talking about.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
You could always just cryogenically freeze him, turn him into a vampire, or one of many other things to keep him around!
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Vengeance is sweet, yes?
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
(They closed Avatars in a room, my favorite thread Q_Q)
Don't watch him, grab him, and hold on as tight as you can.
Unless he has to go off to save the world or something, don't let go.
73251
Post by: Overlord Thraka
That your a brony?
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
What kind of bird is it then?
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Sure, YOU know, but does he?
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Two armies and a third is on the way.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Flag of a country that is unknown to me, at least in this current time period.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
So true...
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
That's a nice flower on your flag.
75727
Post by: sing your life
Why should I sign up?
52872
Post by: captain collius
NEEDS MORE GAMES!!!
75727
Post by: sing your life
What?
56285
Post by: JakeCWolf
FUS RO LIE!!!
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
So damn tempting.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
I am not a pony.
56285
Post by: JakeCWolf
You miss, are a I... Z... A... N...! Except, BACKWARDS!
Church told me never to say that word, or was it not to step in front of him when he was using the sniper rifle? I can't remember...
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
I'm going to press that button, damn the consequences!
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
I'm not a brony either.
51489
Post by: necrovamp
Only half a flag? Useless!
44702
Post by: Trondheim
When in Woofville prepare for wood
51489
Post by: necrovamp
how many points is 13 terminators?
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
You've played a lot of games.
51489
Post by: necrovamp
Whose Zeon?
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
I wish the Trojans won rather than the Acheans.
75727
Post by: sing your life
Yes Miss, I will sieg Zeon! [whoever he is]
75727
Post by: sing your life
O REALLY?????
51489
Post by: necrovamp
FUS RO DAH YOUR MOTHER!
73251
Post by: Overlord Thraka
That you play a a lot of games
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
It is?
51489
Post by: necrovamp
No!
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Why would a rose need a sword?
51489
Post by: necrovamp
to defend itself against Zeon!
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Abandon hope...it leads only to disappointment.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Thousands of Soldiers in space helmets giving the nzi salute to a evil guy standing on a mech.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Oh bravo! It seems I underestimated the pony...
51489
Post by: necrovamp
Name of David Bowies new band
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Someone get the bleach please; I've got scum to clean off my boots.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
When people start shouting at me in a language I can't understand...I get nervous.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Quote you on what?
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Uhh not sure about the sieg Zeon movement, better call the Ordo Hereticus
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Perhaps the Harald Harfagres Great company should team up with the Angels Of Gommora if they want their Win loss ratio to change.
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Curses, silly keyboard! Somone fetch me a functining tech adept!
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Despair is as inevitable as joy.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
I taught them how to live on the street, bich! *smack*
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
What a funny name...
56334
Post by: lakemacleod
You live in a very sketchy neighborhood
51489
Post by: necrovamp
You are the most positive person I have met.
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Germans & Italians visitng Russia suffers much grief
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
How many terminators do you need?
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Ponies! Again!
51489
Post by: necrovamp
They must be Sheldon Coopers Children.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
I AM PREPARED FOR THE TOAST! COME AT ME BRO!
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
I still have no idea what to quote you on...
51489
Post by: necrovamp
You again!
52872
Post by: captain collius
So you play Chaos Royalists and Communist trojans.
51489
Post by: necrovamp
Hey, at least i'm forgiven 
Edit: just seen the points value there, much time on your hands by any chance?
50001
Post by: Da Kommizzar
ARG
Oh my gosh there are so many words in your signature and it is a whole lot of country names and dates and parenthesis and all that, it is so intimidating to read and so I just end up skipping toward the end where there is a URL which I never bother on clicking and then there is a toast reference which I enjoy and it is just so clunky and big and I do not know how you can put so much random stuff into a signature when I do not even know the purpose of it. I think you are trying to sound smart...
(You get the idea )
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
You get more dakka.
51489
Post by: necrovamp
Poor classmates
Don't worry Da Kommizzar, it's due to change soon, take a deep breath
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
There was a fire to the east?
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Good plan, never suffer your classmates to live!
51489
Post by: necrovamp
Huge Signature space for 1 whole line of text
43229
Post by: Ovion
Don't think it's changed since last time I posted here.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Symbols and pictures! Angry Marine codex!? Look at all them links!
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Again?
43229
Post by: Ovion
What's that a quote from?
65628
Post by: welshhoppo
Likes fan made army books.
51489
Post by: necrovamp
You need more wins, ergo, you need MOAR DAKKA!
51489
Post by: necrovamp
good way of destroying lice bug spray
The toast is an in joke, the Woodvilles are members of the T.O.A.S.T marketing board - not that his helps
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
I paid the lawyers to smuggle you some guns...but they just flew to Switzerland.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
I am not a pony.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Not yet, but soon...
You misread that man's title; he's a terrorist, not a teacher. You should be more careful who you let tutor your kids.
51489
Post by: necrovamp
How do you impress men in ten seconds flat?
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Just as planned
51489
Post by: necrovamp
Speak English or die! Stormtrooper!
44702
Post by: Trondheim
No guns, no ammo and no scantly clad women for you then. Since Honduras is a rather bleak place
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Damn, I'm not trained in High Gothic!
56285
Post by: JakeCWolf
Quoteception...
51489
Post by: necrovamp
Mine Turtle!
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Still stuck in exile
51489
Post by: necrovamp
Google translate for the win!
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer! A lower shield fiended waiting for your illness!
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Where's Honduras?
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Should not have left them with their father.
44702
Post by: Trondheim
 necrovamp wrote:Google translate for the win!
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer! A lower shield fiended waiting for your illness!
+1 for the first part, epic fail for the latter. Translate it to Norwegian first before to English 
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Google oversette for seieren!
44702
Post by: Trondheim
I can quote you? I would much rather quarter you!
75727
Post by: sing your life
That's not Latin, you've just added "us" on the end of each word 
51489
Post by: necrovamp
But GW is the dear leader and he has taught us his rulebook is the right way to proceed to communism.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
I smell a movie in the makings.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
No, I am not.
75727
Post by: sing your life
Human's like their skin, y'know. You can't just take it.
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
You're rather good
Also, I'm the Dragonborn.
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Never get married, it will be your demise
75727
Post by: sing your life
Just ignore how the amnount of people who can [or more realisticaly, can't] read latin.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Wut?
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
'Mistress'?
Hmm....
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Bunch of inbred nobles...
51489
Post by: necrovamp
but what happened to the skin?
44702
Post by: Trondheim
He shed it to shed some weigth
73251
Post by: Overlord Thraka
THINGS I DO NOT UNDERSTAND!
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
In descending order...
51489
Post by: necrovamp
you can survive without skin
47764
Post by: DukeBadham
Fans and excrement do not go well together!
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
You'd bang a cougar for some minis huh? What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
NO!
24892
Post by: Byte
Skinless chicken?
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
We can trade here?
44702
Post by: Trondheim
It matters not, all persih in the end
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
That's rather complicated.
47764
Post by: DukeBadham
Wedding are dangerous
51489
Post by: necrovamp
If I follow you i am a stalker
57289
Post by: MetalOxide
Stranger danger
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Kings of War is an awesome game!
47764
Post by: DukeBadham
A quote of some kind
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
That's rather unprincipled.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
The More You Know!
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
I still have no idea what to quote you on.
47764
Post by: DukeBadham
You want to kill your sister!
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
I hope you don't mean a literal cougar...
75727
Post by: sing your life
Eh, It's better than what I'd do to my sister.
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, naal lok zin los vahriin!
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Oh so true.
75727
Post by: sing your life
Fighting talk, that is.
47764
Post by: DukeBadham
You play Cygnar! Yay, I play Cygnar
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Eew...
51489
Post by: necrovamp
push your sister of a bridge, 'cus you canne push your granny off the bus, push push
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
We shall drop da bomb instead.
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
That's not honorable. Be a man, and just say the truth.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Those noble houses need to be destroyed.
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Wait until darkenss, and then murder her with an axe. uch more rewarding
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
Rather grimdark, then.
47764
Post by: DukeBadham
Worst knights ever!
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
That's disgusting.
52872
Post by: captain collius
necrovamp wrote:Hey, at least i'm forgiven
Edit: just seen the points value there, much time on your hands by any chance?
Umm a combination of too much and too little. There are imes where i literally do nothing at work for weeks on end and then there are times where i can't get a game in.
Foolish idiot, tears are for humans.
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
Dat's a lot of miniatures! :O
44702
Post by: Trondheim
It seems the nobles have been eating too much
47764
Post by: DukeBadham
You deprived people of your healing gift, you horrible person
52872
Post by: captain collius
Apparently you are searching for older women to fund your hobby.
47764
Post by: DukeBadham
Who isn't
Thats a LOT of points!!! 
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Absolutely not!
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
You don't have to kill someone, just let someone else do it for you 
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Which is why I'm not getting married.
47764
Post by: DukeBadham
Kill her, sacrifice her to the Blood God, take her skull for his throne
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
Banging cougars for minis sounds alright.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
What a bunch of no good ne'er do wells.
70662
Post by: yankeedave
Soriticide - fun for all the siblings!
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Gentleman John knows what he's talking about.
52872
Post by: captain collius
There seems to be some fratricide going on over there.
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Never leave your obisidna blade at home when you are a war leader of the scaled folk
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
I like my solitude, thank you very much.
51489
Post by: necrovamp
I will stalk you!
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Yuck, no thanks.
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Never backsyab with a dagger, use a sword insetad!
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
You can't erase the past.
Hence, the Iron Throne is mine, by rights!
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Humans know preciously litle of the dark beings that lurk beyound the veil. And thus they see themselvs as safe both from strife and intruige
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Some things are better left forgotten.
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
Your Lord?
I do hope you mean the Lord of Light.
51489
Post by: necrovamp
Monty Python in the making
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Get away from me!
52872
Post by: captain collius
Swarmlords exterminating orks since m40.
51489
Post by: necrovamp
Only most of them?
52872
Post by: captain collius
Yeah there are some things that shouldn't be done.
and really the first time? It didn't do anything for me.
51489
Post by: necrovamp
Well at least you're not who you were
57141
Post by: Decio
Toasty breakfast and manly love
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Wut?
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Wut in da dub with da rubnub!
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Nonsense; the only thing that is impossible...is impossible!
51489
Post by: necrovamp
Orks were never meant to be darleks
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
He's probably gonna get a fist to the face.
57141
Post by: Decio
Imperial Guard medical efficiency woo!
51489
Post by: necrovamp
Lemons are horrible....
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Ah noting like prison love to make a man grow hard
63636
Post by: Themanwiththeplan
An imparting of wisdom to the masses.
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Poetry at its finest
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Oh really?
51489
Post by: necrovamp
is he an Igor?
43229
Post by: Ovion
Creepy and a little uncomfortable?
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Uh, my teeth are clean.
44702
Post by: Trondheim
I can support that notion!
51489
Post by: necrovamp
so Harade was actually abducted an is now in command of legions of space warriors instead of being killed by Godwinson's army, is that really what happened?
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Yuck.
52872
Post by: captain collius
HMMMM....Sounds like you need a shrink
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
You went on trial?
44702
Post by: Trondheim
 necrovamp wrote:so Harade was actually abducted an is now in command of legions of space warriors instead of being killed by Godwinson's army, is that really what happened?
Yes, did you not know that
-------------
Still quite crazy I see
57141
Post by: Decio
A respectable size army and an inspirational quote.
Do not hide the past, learn and let others learn of our mistakes
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Wait, Vendettas can be used as transports? 
32955
Post by: Coolyo294
An orkish way of thinking
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
What the hell is that design?
57141
Post by: Decio
Imperial Propoganda?
(forgot who i quoted, it was a response to one of my wishes on corrupt a wish...but wow I can't believe I didn't notice that)
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
So...can Vendettas be used as transports?
52872
Post by: captain collius
You seem to be very gung-ho.
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Amanda & Nolan, they seem to be onto something
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
I will only truly respect the size of that army if you have named atleast one Space Wolf Wolfer McWolferclawsonwolf!
51489
Post by: necrovamp
Who the hell are the Lannisters
57141
Post by: Decio
Hah......gaaaaaaay.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Futility? I'll show you futility.
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Killing is good fun for real men!
52872
Post by: captain collius
The wounds of the past are healed with honesty.
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
Yay for Dark Angels!
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Their regards? Hvae I won the lottery
75727
Post by: sing your life
Don't let wounds just fester dude...
43229
Post by: Ovion
I agree.
Play straight 40K. (All standard, codex, 40K stamped forgeworld)
It's great fun, and wonderfully varied.
And of course homebrew stuff (appropriately balanced) too. 
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
A...a chart?
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
Kill 'em nao.
Give them my regards
51489
Post by: necrovamp
Who are the Lannisters?
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Would you like a punch in the face?
44702
Post by: Trondheim
A loss of an arm or a leg is no hinderance to a servant of the gods!
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
What if you conceal them for the sake of the Imperium?
51489
Post by: necrovamp
I'll repair your arm to your face!
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
You a member of the Woodville Household, then?
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Likewise.
63636
Post by: Themanwiththeplan
whoa, someone had far too much caffeine this morning.
Put the cup down, put the cup down!
Get down, he's going for de-caff!
51489
Post by: necrovamp
Eww said the human who just walked into the web.
(and yes Noobbomb, I am the Mapmaker to sir Anthony)
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Burn!
51489
Post by: necrovamp
So never forget my birthday again!
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
(blam)
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
Silly Trollzyn.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
As do the Zabi!
57141
Post by: Decio
Trazyn makes an unusually pompous statement
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Yeah, Vendettas can carry troops. I checked.
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Serious crons will be serious
51489
Post by: necrovamp
Do you ever have cheerful stuff in your sig?
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Get back everyone!
(draws gun)
This creep is mine!
44702
Post by: Trondheim
No only grimdark
-----------------
I got trolled once by that particualry trolly trollcron
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
Yeah, being dead sucks, right?
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Their regards? I would rather have a thousand armed warriors marching to stand by my side
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
The Emperor's light is my torch, and I shall use to destroy the inner darkness!
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Aeons may pass but you still have not lost your razor sharp mind it it seems
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Such is the price for lasting peace.
44702
Post by: Trondheim
The stars gleam in the darp depts of space and the universe still dances on
51489
Post by: necrovamp
Must be a space wolf
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
I am going to kill you and feed your corpse to the dogs.
39188
Post by: Bullockist
I like overly dramatic trashy writing.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
TLDR.
33868
Post by: winnertakesall
That I rea- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO TOAD
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Kasuga, where are my boots? The ones with the steel plating?
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Noting but a eternal G! Rolling with mah gauss flayed em hoes!
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
A song of the old Norse.
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
Hmm, maybe trazyn is interested in Ahriman's dust?
51489
Post by: necrovamp
Hey Lannister, I don't want your regards, so Nurr!
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
That's a shame. I was about to invite you to a wedding
I do hope Woodville Household swears fealty to the right king.
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Regards in the form of a red wedding I hope?
51489
Post by: necrovamp
We Woodvilles cannot understand this strange language!
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
It's feuding time!
75727
Post by: sing your life
The might of technology is nothing when I can kill you with my fething mind.
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Finaly a man with a good and sensible mind when it comes to the mentioned things above
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
I don't understand!
51489
Post by: necrovamp
But Gilgamesh is immortal
44702
Post by: Trondheim
The Woodvilles got a taste of Norse wood last nigth
51489
Post by: necrovamp
I just wish i could understand norse, wood can mean many different things!
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
In a few moments, a really big mushroom is going to appear over Woodville. Absolutely do not under any circumstances go near it.
51489
Post by: necrovamp
That's okay, we Woodvilles don't live anywhere near Woodville, so we're safe
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