The last time that happened someone got thrown out the window.

Taste my Kryptione superman!

WTF are you going on about?

It is?

I CAN!

And whose bannermen might House Woodville be?

As do I!

Supermans a dick.

You have a guide...

Well, that's rather arrogant.

I like to eat brains

Confessing ones devotiun to a battlebrother is indeed worthy of praise

Thou art and shall forever be, an Astartes.

How arrogant.

How predictebal but also so reassuring. Good to know you still have some figt in you!

The Night is Dark and Full of Terrors?

Such certainty...

Gilgamesh is long dead, you silly Superman.

Graphic description of violence. Check. Now to follow through.

Indeed, it matters not.

(Cocks an eyebrow) What the hell?

Sounds like saving the world leaves you broken

Zeal of fury!

Is that actually a supes quote, or something else?

 Ovion wrote:
Is that actually a supes quote, or something else?

Fanfiction, naturally

Silly superman.

Threath lord is threatening

You word will explode as it enters your soul?

I'll poison him.

Latin- the best language for ordering extreminations

Having illusions can lead to many things, depenidng on ones destination

Poe, I believe?

Firm words froma firm commander

OT : Yes you are correct good sir

Written by a kinda cool guy.

What if he has no brains?

He's signed his own death warrant.

Oh dear he sounds formidable.

Let me guess, theTitanic.

Must have slipped on a bannana

I force-fed that man poison.

Knifing over lava, those where the golden days!

Raveny

3D...that's not in the budget.

Bending your knees while stuck in a iron cage, inside a great gleaming phalix tower! Sounds like good times really

Are ravens that ugly?

Holding someone over lava with a knife at their throat seems a bit redundant don't you think.

No.

Balthazar Gelt, is that you?

Is that another fanfic?

Clean thy teeth.

From balls to brains, the new Micael Bay movie!

Damned ravens with their foreboding croaking.

Celine Dion is indeed awful.

Fun for all the family?

someone likes pictures!

Someone's facial hair is talking to us!

You seem a bit pessimistic.

 Ovion wrote:
Is that another fanfic?

Yup; it's from an Avatar: the Last Airbender fanfic called The Masks We Wear.

Interesting.

Actually rewatching Avatar at the moment.
Good times.

The Daleks are back! Quick, call the doctor!

Uncle is in trouble....BIG TIME!

Oh really?

Makes sense.

Princess Mineva Lao Zabi wishes you a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year as well.

Saves on torches..

That makes sense...ish.

Don't talk to me about hands. Please.

No, I'll just vaporize him.

Mobile Fighter G Gundam.
One of the most bizzare creations, and good for all the wrong reasons.

I guess 'pics or it didn't happen' is not in effect here.

family, as in sat around the table arguing over monopoly family time.

Would you care for a trip to a gas chamber?

Here Vader, step in my shower!

You have three seconds before I shove a live grenade down your throat.

I'd worry about you glowing hand!

What is li8ke the first time?

Firing a tank gun of course!

You don't need GW to tell you how to play with your toys...

There will be toast.

these new visorless helmets are a bit rubbish!

My fiancee would probably have a problem with it.

The Dark Eldar is bald.

Um, what do you do with your hand?

Punch him in the face.

No thats not using enough lotion.

heh.
What the hell is that from?

Reminds me of:

What's with the ape-like sigil?

 Ovion wrote:
heh.
What the hell is that from?

Reminds me of:

Spoiler:

Supernatural Its from an episode where an Angel goes back and saves the Titanic. There is more to it but you should really watch the series.


OHH and.....

It's mine my Precious.

 Admiral Valerian wrote:
What's with the ape-like sigil?

If you click on it, it'll show you. : D

Supernatural is on my list of things to watch, but a reasonable way down.
I'll get there.

You should make an army of 'Ovions!'

I have a gun.

You will not have my tomato!

Something with a cannon.

Still not enough badges to train Charizard.

Bring up the Annihilation Barges...

Remember the time Master Asia hurt his leg, so he couldn't climb a cliff face, then 2 minutes later was OK enough to drop kick an entire skyscraper a good 50ft into the air.

I see your quite good at making terrain.

That's pretty good voice.

NO! he's not right!

That is so disgusting.

Someone sounds a bit unhinged.

Do they where you live?

the Zabi Dynasty needs mouth to mouth! why are there no volunteers?

Sorry, but I don't swing that way.

Who is the zabi estinany? they look gak.

You and Peregrine might get along.

What is there to quote?

 Guardsmen Bob wrote:
You and Peregrine might get along.

Me and Peregrine are NOT friends.

Ahhh proof that the great debate over Forgeworld legality rages on. How quaint.

Who's that?

nah, I want the world for myself

Call banners. House Woodville is preparing for war!

It will if you threaten Sir Anthony

Someone wants to be gassed.

But he hates those guys. :/

(Necron Immortals deep-strike)

Hi!

(Tesla Carbine dakka ensues)

Justice on our terms. Sounds like my kind of people.

Too many doctors spoil the cure...ish...

It would be easier to sue them, y'know.

Best laid plans and all that

You shouldn't get involved with me.

Justice is also a band and a pink robot.

I sense that your souls are bound to one of the unspeakable ones...please leave, your presence hurts.

<Deep words>

Wise words...yet I sense that you are deeply tainted by the Warp.

Justice is blind.

Just get me a doughnut!

Justice. Batman would approve.

That you like jokes that I don't care for,but others might.

Can't kill an ork!

I don't want to cause trouble.

is the keeper a wise choice?

Hmm... I love toast.

You plan to dip your hands in molten iron. hhmmmm not a good idea.

A weird scenario for a porn movie.

You play necromunda, so do I.

Murderer.

Guard and necromunda a.k.a. the expendables.

religious man

I own MyBannerMaker.com!

Yeah, so what?

Because you don't want your servants running around telling your secrets to everyone, now would you?

Ha ha...a grot beating a Primarch

I would have a KOS servant if I was a chaos god.

You killed an Australian politician.

ALL GLORY TO THE GREAT HYPNOTOAD!!

Who's Gallifrey?

Fast cars? ohh you mean the rocket powered Mini.

Feels like...heresy!

Something about Slaanesh

Orks don't get sick.

Sex and drugs and rock and roll, is all my body ever needs.

I see you like LARPing.

Why did you kill Max?

 captain collius wrote:
Why did you kill Max?

I didn't want to!!

It is not Larping......I do not use foam swords and they didn't have magic in the Wars of the Roses.

Buuut this could be a house rule...

Must I set my dogs on you?

Your secret dags?

What was like the first time a man tells you he loves you?

There is no canon.

Gods are corruptable

Where's my gun?

Slaaneshi worshipping tzeech? Just as planned!

Oh really?

I cant keep up with him :(

Sorry, I don't play for the other team.

Tzeentch sounds a bit difficult to worship this is why i prefer khorne simply lop someones head off and you are good to go.

Find GalleFrey!

Murderer!

Yessssss

Everyone wants to be right.

Papa Nurgle Loves us all!

Erde-Tyrene is closed to you, exiles.

Khorne? Approvable.

A good question is, should we worry about CSM coming out of melting glaciers?

You play lots!

I made him pay a price he couldn't afford to pay.

So Jesus = Khorne ligth?

That's a lot of Tyranids...

Khorne is here to save us all.

Space propecies and dreams at its best!

DA ans Successors don't get much love by comparison.

Blood.

How do you make your sig able to contain so much space? It's fething massive.

Also, not sure if all that gak is faked... Seems rather OOC of Peregrine to say that.

Was zur holle?

I agree... that things huge!

The christian sacrement, of pretending to drink the blood of christ.... is that khornate, or just piss Khorne off because it isn't real?

FOC hasn't really changed all that much.

I knew there was a reson that the local priest always goes out with an axe!

That's a lot of armies.

Khorne is probably the least exciting chaos god.

ALL THE CODICES

So much Chaos and so litle of the space Elfs

Five armies...and the largest incapable of any alliance.

Buut no Tau?

No toast without manlove

You play a lot.

Sounds like a match made in heaven

You Eldar have some catching up to do!

The woodville website needs modernising

Daleks!!! Screw this, I'm out of here!

Erm.. huh?

I'm not sticking around with death robots rampant.

You like quotes.

It's the code...

 welshhoppo wrote:
You like quotes.

 BrotherHaraldus wrote:

 welshhoppo wrote:
You like quotes.

Take off your coat then!

I'll cut his throat.

I don't what that is from but i want to watch it.

I now ninja Valerian.

Sorry matey, you won't get every other post.

And I have no idea of who Nolan and Amanda is.

 captain collius wrote:
I don't what that is from but i want to watch it.

He Who Fights Monsters

Somewhat NSFW, but only because of the gruesome deaths (burning, drowning, bludgeoning off the top of me head) and etc. Tsukune inflicts on his enemies.

I'm not kidding

I'm gonna gut him like a pig.

Those are usually my first thoughts too.

I most certainly am not.

Maybe we should see other people.

Wise if somewhat odd messgae that is oh so true

Too many bugs!

What? No really WHAT?

Amanda seems like a okay person

Just keep those armies separate, otherwise your armies might look like this;

Space Wolves: 0k
Tyranids: 23k
DA successors: 0k
GK: 0k
Eldar: 0k

Why ponies?

 Guardsmen Bob wrote:
Just keep those armies separate, otherwise your armies might look like this;

Space Wolves: 0k
Tyranids: 23k
DA successors: 0k
GK: 0k
Eldar: 0k

Nah my Nids are seeking shelter from the rabid mongrels know as SW and the groovy DA that are currently engaged in "punsing" the newly joined battle brothers in their "Cells of purging and groove"

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Also busting seems like fun

Eldar aspect warriors?

A divine bustier would be quite an undergarment. Oh, it says BUSTER?

Some one could use a tau smiley! -:-)

Well, that's tough luck.

Gotta hold people accountable.

Yes, and now the Feds are on to you, Celia.

All generals are secret cannibals. Obviously.

Just deserts, says I!

A result of imperial experiments

Deviancy!

Invisible? That wont make a difference. I like my meals figthing and hard to get

You have many armies.

Well, if you're playing as the invisible hand, I hope you get use too not getting any credit.

That makes sense.

You need to find your hand before you do anything

I'd like some toast.

Aargh, the light, it buuurns... well, it will do, when you stop messing about in the dark.

Being right is better than being happy.

Arson, murder and jaywalking.

No, next time I'll load the cannon. I have a few surprises in store for the poor sap I fire it at.

The imperium?

We can't?

Hanged by the family jewels.

Very expensive ammunition...

... what?

So much fanlove!

Are the Bretonnians even competitive in this day and age, with our stubborn Reiksguard Knights

WHY DO I ALWAYS GET VALERIAN'S SIGNATURE?!

 Furyou Miko wrote:
WHY DO I ALWAYS GET VALERIAN'S SIGNATURE?!

That's why I stopped posting for a while

Needs more pictures!

Looks like a tray of cookies.

That's some expensive ammo, Slaanesh approves!

You can with a C'tan!

Sometimes you cant have both :(

That loadsa Kaos lads iz gettin Spawified

Ooh, look, the Chaos Pride Parade is back!

But the British are always right.

Why yes, my Bretonnians have won me more games than any other WHFb army outside of Ogres.

On topic : That seems a bit soft for such a heretical crime

A foul and uncouth language.

The Imperium may be horrible, but at least they are honest about it .

I have a very strange sense of humour.

What a waste of perfectly good gemstones?

An ancient evil...

You are a horrible, horrible person.

Training from the black knight?

It grows and withers at the same time...

Some peoples' Hawkes are a lot more ambitious than mine...

 Furyou Miko wrote:
Some peoples' Hawkes are a lot more ambitious than mine...

I always imagined mage!Hawke running off to Tevinter and becoming one of their Magisters after the events in Kirkwall

Say what you will about the Tevinter Imperium, but compared to the Andrastian Nations at the very least the Tevinters don't lie about who they are, what they want, and what their reasons are.

I'll grant you that. My Hawke just wanted to live in peace with her girlfriend, but people kept. starting. fights.

Dreadnoughts! Because why let a good corpse go to waste?

It is inevitable...

Par Vollen sounds like it should cause hay fever flare ups.

Ain't that expensive?

Wait, someone in the imperium has a moral compass? Who knew.

That actually makes sense.

Dragon age quotes ftw!

Someone's a LOTR fan.

Heretics dont like sponge baths and hugs from the friendly next door fellow heretic it seems

One Bring to Brule them all, One Bring to Brind them,
One Bring to Bring them all and in the Brarkness Brind them.

I have very sharp teeth

That's very slaanesh of you! Heretic approved!

That seems like kind of a waste of lords...

A clean heretic? Wait...what?

TEXT WALL...

One can not guard againstt the evil that creepts out of the north and into the lands of the socalled "civilized" men

A forbidden tongue...

Some things never change.

You can replace lost hands?

Some body thinks they're cool.


(The quote is from the DH core book BTW, actual instruction for how to play)

That it is!

(where in the rulebook)

Somebody else here likes anime
(chapter 7, page 201, under lost hand. You got to love FFG, they put is so many little bits of black humor and fan fluff.)

What sort of heretic prizes cleanliness?

(that they do, and with the psychic disciplines in the latest editions of the TT it seems GW seems to finally appreciate their creativity)

Gundam?

A Tau stronghold in the desert, probably well dug-in and well outfitted with Battlesuits. If so, a colony drop should suffice to flush them out.

Bzinga! I was only joking, it is impossible for you go to Earth

That is most disturbing.

You really like long sigs...

Ducks? THey're seagulls! *CLONK*

Is Nogbad an Ork by any chance?