Nope. In 40k terms, he'd actually be more like a Space Wolf.

He's the evil cousin of King Noggin the Nog, a potato-growing 'viking' king from a stop motion paperdoll animated series by Smallfilms.

Shrebbons? What are shrebbons?

A portmanteau of 'shreds' and 'ribbons', I think.

That Haman guy really knows how to train a slave...

Powder? What kind of powder?

I take he resigned?

That's a lot of nights

A clean heretic? Such a thing is unheard of! Kill the filthy traitor!

Are you batman?

That's an odd combo

But I have crisis suit chaos spawn. Deal with it. But I find it effective to replaces one's missing hand with a chain sword.

(and I did like that art btw)

Too bad so sad.

Are you insluting me?

Oh really?

She's angry.

Ducking! The last resort of all great soldiers!

Actually...we can.

Is his name really "Leashing Kay"?

but the jewels will get blood on them.

So will your shiny armour.

Never argue with a woman, never benefical

Uh...what?

We reject your regret.

That's so sad.

we are very regretful.

Nonsense, everyone dies be it sooner or later! Why not now?

And we will regret shooting down that pelican.

It's growing?

Jonson, whoo!

Your a whitey apparently.

Do you use Imperial-approved disinfectant?

Ack! Johnson's a Genestealer cultist! HE JUST ADMITTED TO BEING AN ALIEN!

Wait, what?

We are alienzes!

What is this thread even about anymore...

A Khornate quoting the Holy Church? What is this world coming to?

That's regretful.

Damn aliens.

Alien scum will be regrettful alien scum it seems

It's probably Norwegian.

"What does an adoring public have to do with a device for circulating air?"

Fan as in someone who supports the Praetor's companion. You know how the Romans are.

Huh. Cool.

Big headed people in big helmets.

I preferred the Soviets.

Is he a chaos lord by any chance?

That does seem like a bad thing to happen.

Cannibalism? That is so not cool.

Praetor! bring me a sacrifice!

Cultists? I'll that see to it that you all hang!

Yes, yes yes! Punish me master of extraordinary excelence and pleasure!

More cultists? This time I'll have you all summarily executed!

Yay! Yahoo! Go, baby, go! *quietly thinks to himself about all that gold he's getting for cheering* Oh yeah! you the one girl!

Well that's... Horrifying....

Oh hell no...

Great minds think alike, but fools never differ. Such as it is with the massed plebian mob of Rome that needs fitting distraction so as to keep them from my door.

I'm not stupid. I am not coming over to your web.

No, you are going to fail, and I am going to laugh.

Maybe you THINK they can't.

That is utterly disgusting.

Nay! I shall tentacel you instead!

Can't you speak a civilized language?

For the greater good! (Also zakus are awesome)

Dammit, ancient monsters with combat tentacles.

Mmmmm clean sexy heretics! Makes Chutulu happy

*offers you a tissue soaked in promethium and hides her lighter*

Expensive much?

No problem. Just don't complain if I step on your face in the process.

I am not a bug.

Fair enough then. Really.

THAT'S TOO BAD. COME WITH ME.

Guns work in space too.

I'm just gonna go stand over there.

Should have got a receptionist.

Damn kids leaving gum on the floor.

hmm, random quote from a training manual......TERRORIST!!

So remember, anything with eight legs or more is evil and to be avoided.

(And my sig is a sadly true story btw )

Well....umm........yeah.

Ooooo intruige and decite! Are you a Lannister?

Well, I can't work out if this is Welsh (googles opinion) or if it's just gobbledy [see forum posting rules] and not Norwegian lol.

 Themanwiththeplan wrote:
Well, I can't work out if this is Welsh (googles opinion) or if it's just made up words and not Norwegian lol.

I am not food.

Someone studies Russian made HMGs it seems

I don't know how to type!

I dont know enough cultist speak to save my life, but enough to know that triptide is neevr good

Looks like heresy.

Forgiveness...for what?

 Admiral Valerian wrote:
Forgiveness...for what?

As I live and breathe, you have killed me, you have killed me.

Aww, so sweet.

Poor Kroot.

Man I'm old. Why don't they just let me die. :(

I don't understand.....

So much forgiving.

Ramming ALWAYS works. Either you win, or you are awesome! No losers! Except the guy rammed.....

(pukes)

Mein gott...

Utopia justifies the means.

What's wrong with France?

I'll decide when I see what you accomplish.

You are not alone.

Sometimes salvation can be free.

Good luck with that.

Hail Sithis!

Benny? Who is that?

Metroid reference!

Not really.

Who is Unikitty? A manifestation of the internet? A coalition of unified kittens? A bad porno?

Jubel will be avenged!

Look out!

Someone is happy with his spaceship, it seems.

Is this samus or a metroid we are talking about?

...must you mention that?

Abandon the madman I say.

Sounds like good times

Something about cthulhu.

Crash landing by the looks of it.

...but...
there are no gods?

I've never played that game.

I am pretty great! Thanks for the complement!

Hell no...

I'd prefer to be abandoned.

Not entirely true, but sure, lets go with that.

ALL THE CODICES AND IMAGES AND LINKS AND ICONS AND-

The artist formerly known as Brother Haraldus.

Artist?

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheTropeFormerlyKnownAsX

I see.

That makes sense...I think.

Except it can be.

A quote portraying the average 'competitive' 40K player.

TRUST NO ONE.

For the Forsaken!

And back on topic, I find myself agreeing with Zion's sarcasm. It's sarcasm, right?

No, you're a Primarch. Those are 2 different things.

Batman.

Rules.

The batman in a seldom seen role as a boyfriend

That's some good rap.

 sing your life wrote:
That's some good rap.

I know 10 + man points to you sir

You've been examined for some time.

You're a fan of a superhero whose alter alter ego is Captain Obvious.

You still have space for the dakka code in your sig.

So do you.

All the kings rules.

*Cackling Joker Laughter*

Right you are bat brains!

Some kind of image I can't see.

Button.
Button.
Button

Button.
Button.
Button

My schools doesn't like you apparently.

The endless void.

Poor Emmet

Wolves get angry when you trap them in boxes in the void.

Marine Knight.

Batman, promotig online dating security since the early 2000sB

I think a bit of carbonate sickness is soon to follow...

The wolves are well fed.

Stating the obvious again, I see?

GoT never had enough Dakka indeed, they should have brougth more twin linked

Wargaming love is a fickle thing indeed.

And that's why you don't say racist jokes to ethnic people.

Has your Tau grown since I last commented on yours, or has it always been 2000pts?

Kill team!

Amusing things are apparently not amusing

Koresso will have fun with your army. Mawlocs won't though.

wow

such deep

very poem

wow

Well if you somehow managed to loose to Orks, you clearly did not bring enough anti fungal spray

Do they get a invun save against being eaten?

I'll make you laugh! Here's a cute puppy on a laminate floor!

http://youtu.be/tcYxVGasfGQ

Isn't that enough dakka already?

And that youtube link isn't working.

Wow, you really do sing your life. such a shame your tone deaf or this could of been a classic.

Never trust a spider

Latin?

Mandalorian you heaten!

-------------------

Apparaently the BBC makes b movies?

Uhhh... Mando-ese?

Suffering leads to fear?

I don't understand either. The great mysteries of life.

Guardians of the wall, and to extentition the world.

A fan of the sequel.

So much fan work, worthy indeed of praise

A Sororitas companion for the sons of medusa.

Medusel is quite the different thing than Medusa, just in case you did nor know

---------------

Gru? Sovijet interlicence service?

Star Wars fan, I see!

Oh very much so, its a reason I have an army of Mandalorian inspiried Astra Millitarum Scions

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Grim dark is grimdark

A poet that I would only say good things about too their face. Least I be slaughtered.

That happens far to often with me. Many sacrifices are offered to no avail. Why, dice gods, have thou forsaken me?

The first part tells me you have good taste in grimdark. The second part tells me you're actually an Ork.

The view of generic dancing pirates appeases you.

The skill of these men is incredible!

You really like Ultramarines [I don't]

wait, siny your life still exists?

That you are a Space Marine (ATSKNF)

Pyeatt wrote:The first part tells me you have good taste in grimdark. The second part tells me you're actually an Ork.

LOVE SPG!

Eldarain wrote:That you are a Space Marine (ATSKNF)

Your sig says that you believe people should mind their business and do their job to the best of their ability rather than worrying how others are doing theirs.

And finally, you like 40k a lot.

You love purple!

You love Khaki!

you think britain needs a better army. or that 75 is a high number I'm not sure.

You like reading and drawing and are very fond of commas.
Also, you have conquered fear and found the meaning of life all in a single signature. I've seen worse

You have quite a few armies for both WH40K and WHFB. You also claim that your post was not written by Alpha Legion. Since you wrote the post, you are claiming not to be an operative of Alpha Legion.

Which is exactly what an Alpha Legion operative would say...

you are familiar with Schrodinger's cat.

"please read my fan fiction!"

 Desubot wrote:
"please read my fan fiction!"

I beg your pardon my drunkard friend, those would be original works they is!

You have lots of words in your thoughts on fear and its application to the human psyche and what you suggest we do with it.

I feel as though you like history.

Your signature also says you want me to read and look at things.

You noticed me, does that make you my senpai?

You make texts and image and want people to experience them.

It tells me that your army may be small but extremely efficient at eliminating tea and crumpets. And should it be required the other half will be there for the leftovers.

You enjoy uplifting anecdotes, and a number of people on this site.

You enjoy the comforting words of a fellow gamer/hobbyist that at the end of all things says we are merely emotional creatures at best and nothing more than a drop in the bucket in the grand scheme of things and a new day brings the same ol' stuff.

You are very fond of us here on Dakka. I feel honoured!

Agreed, it's very cool.
I too enjoy comedy reffering to the space dolphins, I mean sharks.

You have thoughts on fear. Then it was too long to read.

I luvz my peeps

you took out the entertaining quote. I am angered.

You're pretty meh-good at school things.

Your signature says me that you have some sort of man-crash on Creed.

some on is rich.

Good grades in a lot of nice subjects!

You want me to create the most powerful weapon that fires matter at existing matter with itself as it's own ammunition. The simple fact of pulling the trigger will rip space and time from one place and use it to destroy another point in space and time elsewhere.

Lovely.

wowow what makes me a xenos? Is it my obsession with cleavers?

It's your weird pink bloody fleshy vomiting self that just..... Draws me in and wants to hold you forever.

You have a goal and know your limitations.

I am not yet worthy of your extensive list of names and titles.... yet.

You have an anecdotal story of crying and laughing and it's all interwebz nonsense.

Dakka friendships are not easily bought!

do members of gang's gang get a symbol?

That's a good question. I'll leave it to majority vote

i vote yes.

You should apply yourself in school as much as you apply yourself on DakkaDakka.

^^^^
True that.

Your signature says nothing to me.

memememememememememmememe

mememememememememe

It's says to me...that goose stepping space marines and orks such as yourself should try reading the rules instead of just firing lasers.

Pew pew pew pew pew!

Woah, wall of TEEEEEXT!

Tells me you should get painting son!

You got me in your sig.

It tells me that if I want an army list that I am to PM you for an insane one million point army list.

So many friends from Dakka, poster must be all around good guy

This guy is Norwegian. Norwegians hunt Narwhals.

'Cause they are so awesome

Setting up his next orgy.

I think that spider is a serious...
...wait for it....
predator.

Born in the 90s and a member of generation 9 it seems

'We deny our maker.

We cling to the darkness.

We grasp for ourselves power and glory.

Now we come, the Nine,

Lords of Eternal Life.'

You are familiar with Japanese cartoons.

Not really. Just thought it was entertaining.

School screwed you over?

You appreciate what Kavik said about tentacles and your fascination with anime leads me to believe it might be..... A bit OF AWESOME IN YOUR WORLD!

I have no idea what that means. In Binary, please?

I am now resolved to being useful so I may join that list.

Spoilers are nowhere, tentacles are everywhere.

Soviet Russia

Nothing because of the spoiler.

Is the spoiler broken? It's supposed to say
01001001 00100000 01110000 01101100 01100101 01100100 01100111 01100101 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01110011 01101111 01110101 01101100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001111 01101101 01101110 01101001 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101000 00101100 00100000 01000111 01101111 01100100 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01000001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01001101 01100001 01100011 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100101 01110011 00101110 00100000 01001101 01100001 01111001 00100000 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01001000 01101111 01101100 01111001 00100000 01000101 01101110 01100111 01101001 01101110 01100101 01110011 00100000 01110011 01101000 01100001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110010 01101100 01100100 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100101 01101101 01101001 01100101 01110011 00100000 01100011 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100110 01100101 01100001 01110010 00101110

I'm PMing you ASAP.

 Verviedi wrote:
Is the spoiler broken? It's supposed to say
01001001 00100000 01110000 01101100 01100101 01100100 01100111 01100101 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01110011 01101111 01110101 01101100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001111 01101101 01101110 01101001 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101000 00101100 00100000 01000111 01101111 01100100 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01000001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01001101 01100001 01100011 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100101 01110011 00101110 00100000 01001101 01100001 01111001 00100000 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01001000 01101111 01101100 01111001 00100000 01000101 01101110 01100111 01101001 01101110 01100101 01110011 00100000 01110011 01101000 01100001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110010 01101100 01100100 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100101 01101101 01101001 01100101 01110011 00100000 01100011 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100110 01100101 01100001 01110010 00101110

I'm PMing you ASAP.

Yes, the spoiler is broken.

Currently awaiting PM.

Doesn't find a DM's ability to have a custom ranking to be worth the price.

Russians and SAS, all playing roughly

Confusing.

That was a good year.

A grot has been working on your spoiler tag apparently....

It's designed to piss people off because it's broken.

TIL Badrukk is a weatherman.

I've seen enough hentai to know were that is going.

necron walking code

Pain. Pain is what tells you that you exist.

High school grades, man.

Your rank will never match how you truly feel inside

So. Many. Double. Entendres.
Maybe I just have a dirty mind. Omnissiah purge my thoughts.

extra inning baseball game scoring track?

I hope "Hallelujah" isn't some of innuendo.

The corrupt practice of copying parts drives us democratic people to pay more for luxury goods.

Nice hat.

A pair of tentacles.

Perestroika and Glasnost never happened apparently.

Wall of text!!

Only 2 more points until you're truly 1337 at Blood Angels.

I see binary that is faulty, and apparently a warning fo tentacels.

Something to do with the Nazgul. Or possibly Games of Thrones.

That the endlessly raise GW.

That you don't have nearly enough Tyranids.
(you can never have enough Tyranids)

Is that Judge Dredd?

Always wear protecive clothing when dealing with tentacels

Looks like something to do with ISIS to me.

OCC : Really? really? Thats low man, real low

That looks kind of like arabic, I'm guessing LOTR? I don't know what it says though.

You like maths more and English less than I do.

It's sad because I hate math and love english.
You're sig tells me tha you'r ehere for actual conversation, not a flame war.

The battlefield is no place for a lawyer.

You are serfectly pober.

Soviet russia

Themed Account

C-3PO would understand binary with you

Loads of buddies.

Soviet russia and GW

Stole my old sig

Adeptus Macharius.

Drank too much vodka.

Binary numbers.

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
Binary numbers.

Real $&@&ing original!


I need to get a million point list.....need...NEEEEEEED!

 JamesGang wrote:

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
Binary numbers.

Real $&@&ing original!


I need to get a million point list.....need...NEEEEEEED!

PM sent.

That was a good year.

In Soviet Russia we are so awesome we make up new ways to put together sentences to confuse our enemy.

Them tentacles be horny.

Explains the interactions between me and more emotional people perfectly.

Tentacels and mecandrites sounds like good times

???

Genestealers are tasty.

You are a trader of ill repute? Perhaps not!

You have me and a lot of others in your sig,

Targeting coordinates perhaps?

Arabic

Query =/ Unknown

Ocean 11, but with trades instead of oceans.

Understand evil kapitalist priese raisings. Maiby malnourish is help.