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Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/18 04:15:55


Post by: Asherian Command


You know em, you love to hate them! Movies, movies are subjective, and then there are bad movies, the worst of the worst. I have a list you probably have seen or heard of a few. So lets begin...

DAKKA DAKKA! What is your most beloved but most loathed movie you have ever watched? Or what is one movie that is so bad you love it? (Like Krull).



Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/18 04:27:29


Post by: curran12


Independence Day


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/18 04:29:28


Post by: reds8n


Wizards of the Lost Kingdom.

Truly terrible




.. saw it on VHS years ago.

If I ever stumble across it have to sit there in mute horror/fascination.

...huh, looks like someone's uploaded the whole thing to youtube...


... hmmm


Note ; a fair few scenes in the trailer-- the better ones, alas, are not actually from this movie.

They're from .. Deathstalker .


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/18 04:32:12


Post by: ZergSmasher


Okay, I'll bite (and have an exalt for mentioning Krull, one of my favorite bad movies!).

Tremors 1 and 2
Krull
Battle Beyond the Stars
Conan the Destroyer
Masters of the Universe
Robocop (the original one, the sequels were just terrible without being very enjoyable and I haven't even seen the reboot)
Judge Dredd (the one with Stallone)
The Black Hole
Aliens vs. Predator (the first one)
Deep Blue Sea


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/18 04:39:18


Post by: sebster


I love Red Dawn (the original one).


 ZergSmasher wrote:
Robocop (the original one, the sequels were just terrible without being very enjoyable and I haven't even seen the reboot)


This isn't a terrible movie. It's really trashy, but there's a hell of a lot of actual, good stuff in there.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/18 04:41:17


Post by: Asherian Command


 ZergSmasher wrote:
Okay, I'll bite (and have an exalt for mentioning Krull, one of my favorite bad movies!).

Tremors 1 and 2
Krull
Battle Beyond the Stars
Conan the Destroyer
Masters of the Universe
Robocop (the original one, the sequels were just terrible without being very enjoyable and I haven't even seen the reboot)
Judge Dredd (the one with Stallone)
The Black Hole
Aliens vs. Predator (the first one)
Deep Blue Sea


Oh boy I've seen all those.

I've a list. I check once a year.


Hands of Manos,
Eragon,
The Lord of the Rings Return of the King (Cartoon)
The Room (Of course)
Twilight (Whole Series Steaming pile of gak)
Angels' Revenge
Dragonheart
Merlin (1993 Mini Series Is amazing good but really dumb)
Star Wars Episode 3, (play it backgrounds and it is an incredible story of a man finding saving his wife and bringing peace and people back to life!)


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/18 04:52:53


Post by: reds8n


 sebster wrote:
I love Red Dawn (the original one).


 ZergSmasher wrote:
Robocop (the original one, the sequels were just terrible without being very enjoyable and I haven't even seen the reboot)


This isn't a terrible movie. It's really trashy, but there's a hell of a lot of actual, good stuff in there.



Indeed.


The director's comments where he describes Robocop as a "metal jesus" -- he;s walking through.on some puddles you see... whilst shooting people left right and centre -- takes the whole thing to another level.

I quite like the 2nd one, I think most of the 80s films were good for 2 movies.... got well dodgy by the tired 3rd..

and if it went on after that you generally had a whole new cast -- maybe one actor left over who you never really saw in anything else -- and things would get truly dire.



Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/18 04:58:22


Post by: Asherian Command


I forgot to talk about the terrible wesley snipes movie....

Demolition Man!

Now this movie I thought was pretty bad until I watched it recently and felt like : This is way more relevant to today than any other time.

It turned into a time period piece and one of the few 80s movies that didn't feel dated with its message!

Also :


WARNING SWEAR WORDS




Also :

"Erwin: We're police officers! We're not trained to handle this kind of violence! "


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/18 05:14:56


Post by: LordofHats


Battleship. It takes balls to make a ship based on that board game, even more to make it about aliens, and yet more to declare "this is the dumbest idea for a movie ever so feth it, lets see how little we can try."




Automatically Appended Next Post:
And honestly, Independence Day: Resurgence probably deserves special mention for being awful in some of the most blatant ways.

The entire film is nothing more than a Summer blockbuster check list. Like someone literally referred to a "list of things all Summer blockbusters have" and wrote the script based on that, but completely forgot to have any of it make sense. Token characters abound. Military movie cliche's around every corner. literally no one learned anything from the first film, even the characters who lived through it who are only around to be around and make a couple ultra cheesy one liners.

The best things about the entire film were the new Lady President who was killed off so fast we didn't even get a chance to enjoy her (better yet, so fast its not even worth a spoiler tag), and the doctor guy from the first film saying "we have alien guns?! What else do we have?!" with his ass hanging out.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/18 05:31:45


Post by: paulson games


Duel to the Death.

One of my all time favorite kung fu movies, it has wu shu, shaolin monks, samurai, mongols, ninja, ninja flying on kites, naked female ninja that form into a giant ninja. Honestly I can't think of anything in the kung fu genre that it doesn't have. Epic.





Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/18 07:09:25


Post by: Ahtman


Balls of Fury




Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/18 08:13:52


Post by: Jehan-reznor


Ice pirates
Spoiler:



And those crummy 80's mad max knock offs, bad ninja movies,and a lot of bad horror movies

And fantasy movies The Beastmaster

Spoiler:




Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/18 10:04:42


Post by: Ratius


The Batman where Arnie played mr ice. Easily the worst film I've ever seen. By miles.
AvP2 pushes it so close however.
Not as bad by half but I thought the BFG was pretty woeful, so sickly sweet and such poor dialogue.
Pixels was pretty bad too, one joke in 90 minutes iirc.
And I'll throw in the big lebowski as a film I simply dont get. And never will.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/18 10:21:50


Post by: The Grumpy Eldar


Postal, Bloodrayne, Doom.

Just watch a Uwe Boll movie and be horrified.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/18 12:08:37


Post by: Graphite


The Avengers.

No, not that one - the one with Uma Thurman, Ralph Fiennes, Sean Connery and Eddie Izzard.

Very easily the worst movie I've ever paid money to see.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/18 13:02:12


Post by: timetowaste85


 ZergSmasher wrote:
Okay, I'll bite (and have an exalt for mentioning Krull, one of my favorite bad movies!).

Tremors 1 and 2
Krull
Battle Beyond the Stars
Conan the Destroyer
Masters of the Universe
Robocop (the original one, the sequels were just terrible without being very enjoyable and I haven't even seen the reboot)
Judge Dredd (the one with Stallone)
The Black Hole
Aliens vs. Predator (the first one)
Deep Blue Sea


You take that back! Deep Blue Sea was awesome!! Better than Jaws, anyway...


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/18 13:48:57


Post by: Tannhauser42


Odd how some of the ones mentioned so far aren't actually bad, just not critical successes.
Anyway, aside from the ones already mentioned, I'll add one to the list: Xanadu.
Electric Light Orchestra, Gene Kelly, and Olivia Newton-John FTW.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/18 13:55:27


Post by: Skinnereal


 Graphite wrote:
The Avengers.

No, not that one - the one with Uma Thurman, Ralph Fiennes, Sean Connery and Eddie Izzard.

Very easily the worst movie I've ever paid money to see.
That got Razzied to hell and back.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/18 15:30:41


Post by: adamsouza


I didn't realise that Krull was bad, all my gaming buddies grew up loving that movie.

Demolition Man is gold, I love that movie.

I absolutely love Oscar, but I can't get anyone else to watch it, let alone agree with me.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/18 16:45:23


Post by: Mr Morden


DAKKA DAKKA! What is your most beloved but most loathed movie you have ever watched? Or what is one movie that is so bad you love it? (Like Krull).


If I like it - its a good movie (for me)

If I don't - then its a bad movie (for me)

There are lots of movies I dislike, loathe, even hate.



Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/18 17:54:28


Post by: feeder


This movie is so bad it's good, in a "fire in an orphanage" kind of way (watch it, that metaphor makes sense )

The Room. It's legendary.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/18 18:06:58


Post by: Spinner


 feeder wrote:
This movie is so bad it's good, in a "fire in an orphanage" kind of way (watch it, that metaphor makes sense )

The Room. It's legendary.


I was wondering when this was going to turn up! I've got a drinking game specifically designed to help deal with this movie. The alcohol cushions and protects your brain cells.





Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/18 19:51:22


Post by: Alpharius


 adamsouza wrote:
I didn't realise that Krull was bad, all my gaming buddies grew up loving that movie.

Demolition Man is gold, I love that movie.

I absolutely love Oscar, but I can't get anyone else to watch it, let alone agree with me.


Siskel and Ebert apparently agreed(d) with you!


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/18 23:26:30


Post by: KingCracker


 Asherian Command wrote:
I forgot to talk about the terrible wesley snipes movie....

Demolition Man!

Now this movie I thought was pretty bad until I watched it recently and felt like : This is way more relevant to today than any other time.

It turned into a time period piece and one of the few 80s movies that didn't feel dated with its message!

Also :


WARNING SWEAR WORDS




Also :

"Erwin: We're police officers! We're not trained to handle this kind of violence! "



Yeah Im with you here. I LOVE Demolition Man, its bad in all the right ways. I also really like WaterWorld. Im talking I like it enough to watch it a couple times a year.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/19 21:12:59


Post by: hotsauceman1


No mention of Killer Condom?


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/19 21:16:34


Post by: nels1031


 hotsauceman1 wrote:
No mention of A Serbian Film?


The premise of this thread is "What is your most beloved but most loathed movie you have ever watched."

Is that film truly your most beloved movie you ever watched?

edit: ha! ninja edit.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/19 21:59:36


Post by: Gitzbitah


For me, it must be Kung Pow- Enter the Fist.

Nothing about it should justify how incredibly funny it is to me. Showing it to anyone either creates a convert, or leaves the poor victim giving me dirty looks for weeks afterwards.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/19 22:41:26


Post by: BobtheInquisitor


 hotsauceman1 wrote:
No mention of Killer Condom?


Ah, that takes me back to college.

Also, this thread is in serious danger of a subjectivity crisis. Krull is a bad film? I mean, by whose standards? Keep in mind that my parents and my wife think Big Trouble in Little China is a bad film, and that's damn near objectively wrong. I had a roommate who would go on at length about how bad The Princess Bride was (between drowning puppies and boiling kittens we assume).


Does Flash Gordon count as a bad movie? I don't know. What I do know, what I ken in my bones and my heart and the very life essence that flows through my blood, is HAWK-MEN DIIIIIIVE! This I know.

Similarly, any Godzilla or Harryhausen film counts as a good film to me.


However, there is one undeniable turd that I usually won't admit to enjoying anywhere near so much as I do: the Ultramarines Movie. Love that stupid bastid.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
 Gitzbitah wrote:
For me, it must be Kung Pow- Enter the Fist.

Nothing about it should justify how incredibly funny it is to me. Showing it to anyone either creates a convert, or leaves the poor victim giving me dirty looks for weeks afterwards.


So, it's basically The Big Lebowski? I'll have to see it and find out where I stand on it.

This is what you get when you film a stranger in the arts.


PS: has anyone met a single person who liked Freddy Got Fingered?


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/20 00:24:55


Post by: Asherian Command


S: has anyone met a single person who liked Freddy Got Fingered?




People actually like that movie?

That movie gives me fething nightmares,its not funny, its just so mean spirited. It reminds me of Alaska the Movie (Where two kids go out in search of their missing father, but it is... Ugh just so bad, the acting was as good as a messy burnt pancake cooked by a bloody corpse)



Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/20 01:37:00


Post by: chromedog


For me, "Terrible" films aren't something I'll watch more than once. Things like:

Rocky Horror Picture Show,
Lord of the Rings,
Solaris (Soderbergh version)
Transformers (1986).


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/20 05:30:31


Post by: Asherian Command


 chromedog wrote:
For me, "Terrible" films aren't something I'll watch more than once. Things like:

Rocky Horror Picture Show,
Lord of the Rings,
Solaris (Soderbergh version)
Transformers (1986).


Those are fighting words....


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/20 06:34:14


Post by: adamsouza


 Gitzbitah wrote:
For me, it must be Kung Pow- Enter the Fist.

Nothing about it should justify how incredibly funny it is to me. Showing it to anyone either creates a convert, or leaves the poor victim giving me dirty looks for weeks afterwards.


Ditto. Although I've found alcohol helps the conversion effort, and improves viewing enjoyment.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/20 07:07:18


Post by: xKillGorex


The Last Starfighter, loved it as a kid saw it a while ago, well what can I say?


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/20 09:22:44


Post by: chromedog


 Asherian Command wrote:
 chromedog wrote:
For me, "Terrible" films aren't something I'll watch more than once. Things like:

Rocky Horror Picture Show,
Lord of the Rings,
Solaris (Soderbergh version)
Transformers (1986).


Those are fighting words....


I'm 48.
I don't have the rose tinted glasses of nostalgia +3 (I was 20 when TF movie came out, not a kid, and not a collector of transforming robot toys).
The other three just put me to sleep faster than NyQuil.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/20 10:25:58


Post by: Yodhrin


 chromedog wrote:
 Asherian Command wrote:
 chromedog wrote:
For me, "Terrible" films aren't something I'll watch more than once. Things like:

Rocky Horror Picture Show,
Lord of the Rings,
Solaris (Soderbergh version)
Transformers (1986).


Those are fighting words....


I'm 48.
I don't have the rose tinted glasses of nostalgia +3 (I was 20 when TF movie came out, not a kid, and not a collector of transforming robot toys).
The other three just put me to sleep faster than NyQuil.


Well, that tends to happen with anything on a screen when you get to your age


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/20 10:40:26


Post by: chromedog


Only when they are tedious.

Although a darkened screen at the wrong refresh rate will also put me to sleep (always has). 24-25fps in a darkened room will send me off to noddytown.

Showscan and IMAX don't tend to when they are shown at a higher than 24fps framerate, though.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/20 13:29:05


Post by: reds8n







https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troma's_War

IIRC they give the blind girl a "machine gun" so she doesn't have to aim too well..... ?


...ah to be young and at Uni. again.


Seems inconceivable now hat "classics" like the Nuke'em high series, Toxic Avenger et al will be unseen.





..huh apparently with Paul Walker and Fergie from Black Eyed Peas !

didn't know that.

...think I just lost a bet made in 199somethingor other with regards to people from it going on to have careers.


The VHS/Blockbuster years were a great time for crap/schlock horror/sci-fi films.

It was like if you had an idea -- there's been a nuclear war so now people travel around on roller skates ! -- or whatever you could get the film made.



Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/20 16:57:17


Post by: timetowaste85


I love watching the terribleness that is Sharknado!! They're all frigging awful. But I laugh my ass off at the awfulness. And the roommate who said Princess Bride is a bad movie? That man needs swift access to an electric chair. Don't give him the sponge to bite on either. He deserves swift and painful justice. Them's not fighting words, them's execution words!


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/20 17:38:06


Post by: adamsouza


Princess Bride is a classic, and not in any sort of terrble way.

Sharknado is a special case. The concept alone makes you want to watch it once. They get less bad with each incarnation. Sharknado 3 and 4 might actually be good, as a parody of themselves.
Spoiler:
Sharknado 3 just dispenses with realism altogether, and has a Shark Battle in SPACE, that ends with the hero surviving re-entry from orbit in the belly of a shark. Sharknado 4 has a full on cyborg amongst the heroes. It basically becomes a superhero franchise, and you'll cheer them for it


Rocky Horror Picture show is another special one. Watched it for the first time, alone, on DVD and didn't get it. Got dragged to a theatre, where it was performed live as well on a screen, whle drinking and surrounded by enthusiastic, and sometimes scantily clad, fans, and it became an experience. The BBC did a live annniversary performance that is worth watching, and this year there was a remake on US televison for Halloween that was pretty good.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/20 21:58:49


Post by: toasteroven


I have a weakness for sword and sandal epics, no matter how boring, dull, or just plain awful.

So yes, I even love Hercules Against the Moon Men.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/21 02:09:22


Post by: Jehan-reznor


Haha Red you mentioned Troma, Toxic Avengers, Kabuki NYPD some hilarious funny movies


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/21 02:23:00


Post by: Buttery Commissar


Well, I had a film I loved and thought was awesome, until I showed other people. They stared at it/me like I was smearing raw sewage on my own walls.

...The Proposition.

Still no idea if I'm terrible people, or my friends are just easily appalled.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/21 02:38:56


Post by: General Annoyance


 Buttery Commissar wrote:
Well, I had a film I loved and thought was awesome, until I showed other people. They stared at it/me like I was smearing raw sewage on my own walls.

...The Proposition.

Still no idea if I'm terrible people, or my friends are just easily appalled.


I see this as the problem with films; everyone's opinions seem way more polar opposite than you'd find in almost any other medium. It seems to boil down to how intensely you watch a movie, what you aim to get out of the film, and most importantly, what attitude you had before you went into a theatre or sat down on the sofa to watch it.

Still, with my favourite movie of the year being Zootopia, I don't think I'm in any better position to be a film critic than most people I know/follow on the internet

As for crap films I've watched... I don't think I really have watched something ghastly, as I'm sure I'd remember it; films to me are forgettable at worst, and I only have a very small capacity in my brain for remembering good ones. Most of them just go through the filter a few months after I've watched them, and I never return to see them again.

I will say that Insurgent (the sequel to Divergent) legitimately made me fall asleep in the theatre before I was poked awake by the friend I was going with, something I've never ever done before. Even if I tried my hardest, I couldn't tell you who anyone was or what they were doing; I guess that could be more insulting to a director than a movie that was so terrible it sticks in your memory.

G.A


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/21 02:43:47


Post by: warhead01


Ninja Bachelor party.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/21 03:51:26


Post by: kronk


 Gitzbitah wrote:
For me, it must be Kung Pow- Enter the Fist.

Nothing about it should justify how incredibly funny it is to me. Showing it to anyone either creates a convert, or leaves the poor victim giving me dirty looks for weeks afterwards.


"THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!"

Something about that line nearly had me in tears.

"Taco bel, Taco Bell. Product placement for Taco Bell."

Love that gakky movie!


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/21 05:16:33


Post by: ZergSmasher


 timetowaste85 wrote:
 ZergSmasher wrote:
Okay, I'll bite (and have an exalt for mentioning Krull, one of my favorite bad movies!).

Tremors 1 and 2
Krull
Battle Beyond the Stars
Conan the Destroyer
Masters of the Universe
Robocop (the original one, the sequels were just terrible without being very enjoyable and I haven't even seen the reboot)
Judge Dredd (the one with Stallone)
The Black Hole
Aliens vs. Predator (the first one)
Deep Blue Sea


You take that back! Deep Blue Sea was awesome!! Better than Jaws, anyway...

Whoa, whoa, easy there killer! I love all of those movies despite their flaws. For me, if a movie entertains me, I like it no matter how bad it is considered in general. For that reason I could probably add Waterworld (which is basically Mad Max on the ocean) and Star Trek Nemesis to my list. Both are generally not well regarded, but I thoroughly enjoyed them. Hell, I even enjoyed Wing Commander on a certain level (barely).


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/21 18:03:15


Post by: Easy E


 toasteroven wrote:
I have a weakness for sword and sandal epics, no matter how boring, dull, or just plain awful.

So yes, I even love Hercules Against the Moon Men.


There is nothing like watching two oiled, Italian men wrestling with each other... amirite!

I will join your love of sword and sandal, and ante up with Gladiator movies! To think Lou Ferrigo in The Seven Gladiators is one of the better ones! That is a genre in trouble.

I also LOVE the movie The Apple






Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/22 02:55:52


Post by: adamsouza


That Apple movie appears to be Rocky Horror Picture Show level of bad from what I've seen. How is it not a cult classic ?




Soo many drugs were involved in the conception and execution of this film.

Fun Fact: The Apple Based Dystopian Future takes place in 1994.



Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/22 05:07:45


Post by: hotsauceman1


Ok, so Serious ANSWERS!!!
The Toxic Avenger
Tromeo and Juiliette(The one where they stay alive, but Juliette is a pig women)
Silent Night Deadly Night
Jack Frost
Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the killer mutant snowman
Freddy Vs. Jason


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/22 05:50:24


Post by: stanman


Hobo with a shotgun

NSFW

Spoiler:



Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/22 05:57:31


Post by: BobtheInquisitor


Freddy VS Jason is a legitimately good movie, which shocked everyone when it came out. Freddy's Dead...


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/22 12:52:53


Post by: kronk


 stanman wrote:
Hobo with a shotgun

NSFW

Spoiler:



That's Rutger Hauer... From Blade Runner, The Hitcher, Lady Hawk...

What a gakky looking movie.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/22 13:36:01


Post by: Mozzyfuzzy


The Apple doesn't have Tim Curry, Richard O'Brien, Charles Gray, Meatloaf or an excellent soundtrack.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/22 17:20:33


Post by: paulson games


Tucker & Dale vs Evil - an amusing horror comedy



Spoiler:






Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/22 17:23:03


Post by: Silent Puffin?


 kronk wrote:

What a gakky looking movie.


Yeah, its clearly a pastiche of the various 80's revenge films but its not that successful. Reasonable to watch if its on TV but not worth buying.

 paulson games wrote:
Tucker & Dale vs Evil - an amusing horror comedy
Spoiler:




It was surprisingly good.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/22 21:12:07


Post by: BobtheInquisitor


 paulson games wrote:
Tucker & Dale vs Evil - an amusing horror comedy



Spoiler:






That's not a terrible movie. That's a great comedy. The Guyver, Masters if the Universe, Munchies, and Galaxina are all terrible movies.

And just to head you all off, Hudson Hawk is not a terrible movie. It's a brilliant movie, and you should all feel bad for thinking of suggesting it.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/22 21:18:55


Post by: kronk


I never saw Hudson Hawk.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/22 23:14:11


Post by: VictorVonTzeentch


BobtheInquisitor wrote:
 paulson games wrote:
Tucker & Dale vs Evil - an amusing horror comedy



Spoiler:






That's not a terrible movie. That's a great comedy. The Guyver, Masters if the Universe, Munchies, and Galaxina are all terrible movies.

And just to head you all off, Hudson Hawk is not a terrible movie. It's a brilliant movie, and you should all feel bad for thinking of suggesting it.


Hudson Hawk is great, but I think its one of those "So bad its Great" Movies. Which still means it shouldnt be here.

kronk wrote:I never saw Hudson Hawk.


You should watch it, its silly fun.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/22 23:33:13


Post by: warhead01


Hobo with a shotgun

I've only watched this movie once. Several years ago now when I was on proscribed medication. I had the worst nightmare after this movie. I haven't tried to watch it again.

Here's one for the list, Skullheadface.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/23 20:12:33


Post by: Easy E


Anything by Albert Pyun.....


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/24 00:52:20


Post by: Elemental


 General Annoyance wrote:

I will say that Insurgent (the sequel to Divergent) legitimately made me fall asleep in the theatre before I was poked awake by the friend I was going with, something I've never ever done before. Even if I tried my hardest, I couldn't tell you who anyone was or what they were doing; I guess that could be more insulting to a director than a movie that was so terrible it sticks in your memory.


That one lost me right at the start, when the heroine was talking about how everything depended on them killing the leader of the dystopian government. Man, if only she'd been helpless and right in front of you while you were holding a loaded gun at some point in the previous movie.

One of mine is Immortals. This movie is an obvious 300 knock-off with a host of really bizarre storytelling choices. Like how the Greek gods have a prohibition against showing themselves to mortals or interfering in their affairs, so that belief in them must be based on faith. You know, like in absolutely no Greek myth ever--half of them were about people who would have been better off if the gods would have stopped turning up and screwing with them. But there's just something weirdly compelling about what a glorious mess it is, and a big chunk of that is the guy who plays the evil King Hyperion. How can you root for the hero when the villain is just making so much more effort?


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/24 03:10:29


Post by: BobtheInquisitor


That reminds me of Keanu Reeves' 47 Ronin. There were so many people who did such a good job, but it was still a terrible movie. Rinko Kikuchi's evil sorceress was the most fun character in the whole movie.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/24 04:33:59


Post by: nerdfest09


*Deathstalker

*Hercules Returns (Aus movie)


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/24 08:51:36


Post by: Graphite


Soldier with Kurt Russell. Much was made about how the set design or some damn thing was by the same guy as did Blade Runner. It has Sean Pertwee in it. Still absolutely terrible.

Last Man Standing with Bruce Willis. The entire movie is orange.

Complicity with Ewan McGregor based on the Ian Banks book. It wasn't until 3/4 of the way through the movie that I realised that the intro saxophone music STILL HADN'T STOPPED.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/24 18:04:11


Post by: KingCracker


 VictorVonTzeentch wrote:
BobtheInquisitor wrote:
 paulson games wrote:
Tucker & Dale vs Evil - an amusing horror comedy



Spoiler:






That's not a terrible movie. That's a great comedy. The Guyver, Masters if the Universe, Munchies, and Galaxina are all terrible movies.

And just to head you all off, Hudson Hawk is not a terrible movie. It's a brilliant movie, and you should all feel bad for thinking of suggesting it.


Hudson Hawk is great, but I think its one of those "So bad its Great" Movies. Which still means it shouldnt be here.

kronk wrote:I never saw Hudson Hawk.


You should watch it, its silly fun.


Agreed on all accounts


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/26 10:23:58


Post by: DeffDred


 Graphite wrote:
Soldier with Kurt Russell. Much was made about how the set design or some damn thing was by the same guy as did Blade Runner. It has Sean Pertwee in it. Still absolutely terrible.

Last Man Standing with Bruce Willis. The entire movie is orange..


I love both those movies. I've seen Soldier like 100 times. The other films I've watched over a hundred times include but are not limited to...

Big Bird Come Home.
Dumb and Dumber.
The Goonies.
Batman Returns.
Hot Fuzz.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/29 19:43:26


Post by: Bran Dawri


I've always been partial to Arnie's Conan films as well as Red Sonja.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/29 20:00:48


Post by: BobtheInquisitor


The first Conan film is not a terrible movie at all. Red Sonja, on the other hand...


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/30 00:27:12


Post by: Chute82


Jaws 4 the revenge.... the shark follows the family from NY to the Bahamas to get revenge for killing his buddies in earlier movies... best part is the shark roars like a lion then explodes when speared by the sailboat


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/11/30 00:49:05


Post by: BobtheInquisitor





Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/12/01 00:01:33


Post by: Chaos Legionnaire


The Turin Horse.

I defy you to watch that movie all the way through. Can't be done.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/12/01 05:06:50


Post by: Breotan


This is one of the all time terribad movies I've ever seen. When I first heard about it, I saw that it was directed by Winrich Kolbe (a bunch of episodes from the first three Star Trek series) and had Wes Studi (The Sphinx from Mystery Men and Kaetenay from the Penny Dreadful series) in it so I was intrigued. I was like, "How bad could it be?"

OMG it was bad. It's projectile vomiting bad. I'm talking Taco Bell diarrhea bad. It's so bad Ewe Boll was like, "Damn, son. Learn to direct."

So, because misery loves company, here is all 90 glorious (cough) minutes on YouTube.






Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/12/01 08:22:57


Post by: chromedog


*Uwe Boll*

A Ewe is a female sheep. Boll's work is closer to horse-puckey than sheep, though.

Wes Studi also played Eytukan in Avatar (the mocap performance and voice is his). He's been in a lot over the last couple of decades. I'd have loved to see him play "Mr Snow" in the proposed "Amtrak wars" movie they were wanting to make in the 90s. Before Carolco went tits-up.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/12/01 18:32:16


Post by: BobtheInquisitor


 Breotan wrote:
This is one of the all time terribad movies I've ever seen. When I first heard about it, I saw that it was directed by Winrich Kolbe (a bunch of episodes from the first three Star Trek series) and had Wes Studi (The Sphinx from Mystery Men and Kaetenay from the Penny Dreadful series) in it so I was intrigued. I was like, "How bad could it be?"

OMG it was bad. It's projectile vomiting bad. I'm talking Taco Bell diarrhea bad. It's so bad Ewe Boll was like, "Damn, son. Learn to direct."

So, because misery loves company, here is all 90 glorious (cough) minutes on YouTube.






Oh my god I needed that. Thank you for sharing it with us! It's so 90's it sets off all my nostalgia, the effects still fit into my personal idea of awesome, and seeing Magua in a space uniform made me smile. The film's editing and direction are so incoherent as to be a strength in an avant-garde, French novel kind of a way. I'm going to have to finish watching this later, when I have time, because it is brilliant(ly terrible).


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/12/08 00:13:31


Post by: Pacific


THANKYOU for this thread.

Takes me back to time at uni and picking up these kinds of films on VHS, amazing how many of them would show up in second hand and charity shops and the like.

For some reason can really enjoy watching these still, although stuff that tries to satirise it (Kung fu fury etc) just isn't the same. It might be the difference between deliberately making something that's gak, and trying to make something that's good and it just turning out appallingly?


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/12/08 01:55:54


Post by: Gitzbitah


You didn't like kung Fury? Man I watched that every day for weeks when it came out.


Music video sample of its glory for anyone who is not aware of it.
Spoiler:



It holds a special place in my heart as the second most ridiculous use of Hitler I've ever seen- it could not rob Danger 5 of that distinction.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/12/08 19:06:41


Post by: oldravenman3025


 Asherian Command wrote:
You know em, you love to hate them! Movies, movies are subjective, and then there are bad movies, the worst of the worst. I have a list you probably have seen or heard of a few. So lets begin...

DAKKA DAKKA! What is your most beloved but most loathed movie you have ever watched? Or what is one movie that is so bad you love it? (Like Krull).




-Plan 9 From Outer Space

-Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

-Damnation Alley


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/12/08 20:16:14


Post by: Monkey Tamer


American Ninja-so cool when I was 5 years old. Now so comical I can't stop laughing.

Ice Pirates-because early 80s Star Wars cash grabs were shameless.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/12/09 10:13:37


Post by: KingCracker


 oldravenman3025 wrote:
 Asherian Command wrote:
You know em, you love to hate them! Movies, movies are subjective, and then there are bad movies, the worst of the worst. I have a list you probably have seen or heard of a few. So lets begin...

DAKKA DAKKA! What is your most beloved but most loathed movie you have ever watched? Or what is one movie that is so bad you love it? (Like Krull).




-Plan 9 From Outer Space

-Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

-Damnation Alley



OoooooO Attack of the killer tomatoes, now that is some sh** sauce on film! The props are bad, acting is bad the idea is bad its just bad! But so bad youll laugh your ass off enjoying it


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/12/14 10:13:02


Post by: Skymate


Here are some stinkers

Manos the hands of fate: Made by a halfwit with a handicam which could record no dialogue and only three minutes of footage. Languished in obscurity until broadcast on MST3K

Space mutiny: Low budget, nonsensical South African star wars ripoff. Features a confused plot, resurrected crew member [who appears to have shoved an armadillo down her pants] and pimped out golf carts that struggle to do three feet per hour

Deathstalker 3: THE WORST of the Deathstalker series. Filmed with one fraction of the others budget. Sets and props are all clearly made of cardboard [the hero nearly walks into the camera at one point]

Plan 9 from outer space: Made by a man who used to dress in drag to direct [I'm not judging his clothing style here]. Probably the WORST FILM EVER MADE. ALMOST features Bela Legosi, bad sets, corny dialogue, confused plot points, and quite possibly the worst cockpit set ever to appear on film.

Legend of the boggy creek monster: A film in which most of the footage seen is of the non-entity leads, driving to various forests

Fugitive alien II: I honestly have no idea what this film is about??? Forklift songs maybe????

Masters of the universe: A film based on an 80's toy property that is more concerned with unnecessary teen drama subplots than anything else [sound familiar?]



.







Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/12/15 13:26:33


Post by: simonr1978


Hi all, new poster here. I usually enjoy so-bad-they're-good type movies, the Sharknado films as fairly recent examples. One I can remember as being pretty cheesy but haven't been able to find in a while was the Buck Rogers in the 25th Century movie from the late 70s or early 80s.

But for a genuinely terrible film, definitely in the "just bad" category, check out Birdemic. I honestly couldn't make it all the way through it. It is admittedly very low budget, but that still isn't enough to excuse
everything that's wrong with it.




Cinemasins covers it pretty well, and it'll save you having to watch the whole thing.

And there's a sequel too...

I just haven't plucked up the courage to even attempt that one.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/12/18 12:52:14


Post by: Skymate


But wait; there's more

Laserblast: Trashy late 70's star wars cash in with plot holes so big, you could fit Canada in them. Mostly about a shirtless wonder, fat sheriffs and unconnected plot threads

Cave dwellers: One of the many 'me too' barbarian movies from the 80's. Reedited in a clumsy way. Miles O'Keefe thanked MST3K for mocking it

Starfighters: Early cold war propaganda film made from training footage, featuring one of the crappiest jets ever made. If you love aerial refuelling scenes [of which there are many], you will love this

Hobgoblins: Unbearable Gremlins ripoff. The monsters are clearly puppets. Also features the stupidest duel in cinematic history with garden tools

The undead : Nonsensical horror film about....something? A mad grave digger, flying cats and the hammiest devil to ever grace the screen


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/12/19 01:17:45


Post by: A Town Called Malus


 Asherian Command wrote:
I forgot to talk about the terrible wesley snipes movie....

Demolition Man!

Now this movie I thought was pretty bad until I watched it recently and felt like : This is way more relevant to today than any other time.

It turned into a time period piece and one of the few 80s movies that didn't feel dated with its message!

Also :


WARNING SWEAR WORDS




Also :

"Erwin: We're police officers! We're not trained to handle this kind of violence! "


Watch it on a UK (or basically non-US, I think) streaming service or DVD or VHS etc. and Taco Bell becomes Pizza Hut EDIT: And I just noticed the swearing fine compilation video is from one of those versions (skip to 1:40)!

Has the Star Wars Holiday Special been mentioned yet? It is truly a classic which offers greater insight into the star wars universe and everyone loves Life Day!
Plus it is the first appearance of Boba Fett!


Sadly that copy doesn't have the adverts from what I can see.

I highly recommend watching the Rifftrax commentary version, with a lot of alcohol, for your own health and wellbeing.

Tobor is Robot spelled backwards!


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/12/19 01:28:01


Post by: ZergSmasher


 A Town Called Malus wrote:
 Asherian Command wrote:
I forgot to talk about the terrible wesley snipes movie....

Demolition Man!

Now this movie I thought was pretty bad until I watched it recently and felt like : This is way more relevant to today than any other time.

It turned into a time period piece and one of the few 80s movies that didn't feel dated with its message!

Also :


WARNING SWEAR WORDS




Also :

"Erwin: We're police officers! We're not trained to handle this kind of violence! "


Watch it on a UK streaming service and Taco Bell becomes Pizza Hut

How does THAT work?

Also, when I worked at a Taco Bell that movie came up in conversation almost weekly, as you might expect.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/12/19 01:49:23


Post by: A Town Called Malus


 ZergSmasher wrote:


Watch it on a UK streaming service and Taco Bell becomes Pizza Hut

How does THAT work?

Also, when I worked at a Taco Bell that movie came up in conversation almost weekly, as you might expect.


With overdubbing the dialogue every time someone says "Taco Bell" or mentions mexican food in that context and digitally altering all the Taco Bell logos into Pizza Hut ones.



Because having a restaurant chain which isn't really a thing outside the US would apparently be too complicated for foreign audiences
I first saw it on TV here in the UK and it was the US version with Taco Bell. So I was pretty confused when I find it on Netflix or wherever it was later and am showing my friends at uni and suddenly it's Pizza Hut!


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/12/19 06:09:43


Post by: Skymate


@A town called malus

The holiday special was quite possibly the worst thing I've ever seen [even worse than 'Manos']
Funny though the way George Lucas regards it. He wound up using the childish, unfunny humour style it featured prominently in the prequels


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/12/19 06:51:25


Post by: Pouncey


My most loathed movie is the Warcraft movie.

I've been a Warcraft fan since 2007, and I've become very familiar with the game's lore. The Warcraft movie essentially rewrote the entire story of the Warcraft: Orcs and Humans, presumably to cater to the Warcraft developers' bizarre fetish for Orcs and Humans fighting. Atrocities the Orcs committed during the time period were written out of existence entirely, new events were included, one character's species was incorrect, the outcome of the war was entirely different, battles occurred that were never a part of the story, devices and magic functioned entirely differently than they were supposed to, and ultimately if anyone only watched the movie and wanted to know more about the story, I'd have to tell them to forget everything in the movie and start over from square one.

Normally that's fine, movies can't simply take the existing story and copy it. However, when faced with the question of why they would make such a poor representation of the game's lore, Duncan Jones and Chris Metzen (the latter being Blizzard's main lore guy for literally over a decade) explained that the movie's events were 100% canonical, but merely took place in an alternative timeline. They also referenced superhero movies as an example. I have several serious issues with this explanation.

First, the movie would be more of a parallel universe than an alternate timeline, and this isn't the first time Blizzard has had trouble knowing the difference.

Second, it essentially means that Metzen and Jones were allowed to make their personal Warcraft fanfiction into canon without damaging anything that already existed.

Third, unlike superhero universes, the Warcraft franchise has never tolerated multiple versions of canonical stories simultaneously, instead opting to retcon every discrepancy into continuity.

Fourth, if a movie adaptation were made of a decades-old, well-known, specific superhero story, that got almost everything wrong, were explained away as being "100% canon, but in an alternate timeline, so it's fine" that would never be a permissible explanation.

In essence, I saw it once in theaters just so I would know what actually happened in it, then when I got it on DVD, I brought it home, put it in the player, then turned it off when I realized I didn't want to watch Orcs slaughter innocent people for 2 hours and get called the protagonists.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/12/19 07:00:53


Post by: chromedog


 A Town Called Malus wrote:


With overdubbing the dialogue every time someone says "Taco Bell" or mentions mexican food in that context and digitally altering all the Taco Bell logos into Pizza Hut ones.


When it hit cinemas here, Taco Bell was a "new thing" ... around 3 months before DM opened, TB started opening stores in capital cities (at least Sydney, they did. Melbourne already had "Taco Bills" for years and it was a far better place and believe they had trouble getting traction). So we got the "taco bell" references.

Several years later (it took 4+ years to hit dvd release in r4), Taco bell has gone bye-bye, unable to keep up in the franchise wars. ALL TB spoken references are overdubbed in the audio and most of the logos are replaced with "Pizza Hut" (some background ones remained unchanged). Because just like in our reality, TB didn't win the franchise wars.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/12/19 10:57:55


Post by: Mr Morden


Are we doing movies we just hate now?

Wanted - I had high hopes for this, especially with A.Jolie as a Assassin. - I was not prepared for how truly dire it was - plot, characters, style - it lacked all these. Dismal.

Inception - Dull, inconsistent series of barely adequate action sequences thrown together without a coherent or consistent plot or indeed any actual characters. Only made worse by the constant "oh you don't understand it" thrown at anyone who dared criticise this tedious mess of a film.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/12/20 06:08:44


Post by: Jehan-reznor


Yeah most people don't get it i think.
Plan 9 from outer space and Flash gordon are hillarious!

Another guilty pleasure is Barbarella, it is a campy LSD trip


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/12/20 19:49:32


Post by: BobtheInquisitor


I just showed my wife Barbarella, and she loved it. Maybe not enough to cosplay some of those outfits, but still quite a bit. It also blew her mind that Duran Duran the band named themselves after Duran Duran the character.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/12/21 21:00:16


Post by: Bran Dawri


 Graphite wrote:
Last Man Standing with Bruce Willis. The entire movie is orange.


And the plot is EXACTLY the same as the Clint Eastwood flick "For a Fistful of Dollars". (I think. One of those westerns, anyway.)


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/12/21 21:52:42


Post by: A Town Called Malus


 BobtheInquisitor wrote:
Maybe not enough to cosplay some of those outfits, but still quite a bit.


So it was kind of a "won the battle but lost the war" outcome for you then?


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/12/21 22:11:25


Post by: BobtheInquisitor


I just saw the Honest Trailer for Mortal Kombat, and they classify it as a bad film. What? That was the best video game film ever made, and the second-best game film ever made (after Clue). Am I alone in thinking that, or is it just another terrible movie I enjoy?


 A Town Called Malus wrote:
 BobtheInquisitor wrote:
Maybe not enough to cosplay some of those outfits, but still quite a bit.


So it was kind of a "won the battle but lost the war" outcome for you then?


Without getting into too much detail, no, quite the opposite. Let's just say some people don't care to paint their minis before they play the fun new scenarios.

Which actually led to the best part of my The Force Awakens experience...but perhaps I've said too much.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/12/21 22:16:35


Post by: timetowaste85


First MK movie was definitely the best video game movie.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/12/21 23:58:25


Post by: Trondheim


 BobtheInquisitor wrote:
I just saw the Honest Trailer for Mortal Kombat, and they classify it as a bad film. What? That was the best video game film ever made, and the second-best game film ever made (after Clue). Am I alone in thinking that, or is it just another terrible movie I enjoy?


 A Town Called Malus wrote:
 BobtheInquisitor wrote:
Maybe not enough to cosplay some of those outfits, but still quite a bit.


So it was kind of a "won the battle but lost the war" outcome for you then?


Without getting into too much detail, no, quite the opposite. Let's just say some people don't care to paint their minis before they play the fun new scenarios.

Which actually led to the best part of my The Force Awakens experience...but perhaps I've said too much.


No actually, I think you own Dakka a further explentation


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/12/22 02:14:24


Post by: Gitzbitah


Spoiler:


Sorry guys- the Streetfighter movie was way better than Mortal Kombat. Jean Claude Van Damme vs Raul Julia? No contest.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/12/22 02:17:24


Post by: Cothonian


Pee Wee Hermin's Big Adventure


Horror films are less frightening than that, thing...


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/12/22 02:36:35


Post by: BobtheInquisitor


 Gitzbitah wrote:
Spoiler:


Sorry guys- the Streetfighter movie was way better than Mortal Kombat. Jean Claude Van Damme vs Raul Julia? No contest.


When you saw the Street Fighter movie, it was the most important day in your life. For me, it was Tuesday.


Edit: the Mortal Kombat movie gave us, the people of Earth, the Mortal Kombat Song. It has earned immortality.





Automatically Appended Next Post:
Trondheim, I'm not sure everyone else wants to read what can't be unread.


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/12/22 13:10:44


Post by: reds8n




how many of you remember "Barb wire"

.. set in the future

in 2017

https://twitter.com/McJesse/status/810929584602542080


Those Terrible Movies.... @ 2016/12/22 13:35:58


Post by: Mr Morden


 BobtheInquisitor wrote:
 Gitzbitah wrote:
Spoiler:


Sorry guys- the Streetfighter movie was way better than Mortal Kombat. Jean Claude Van Damme vs Raul Julia? No contest.


When you saw the Street Fighter movie, it was the most important day in your life. For me, it was Tuesday.


Edit: the Mortal Kombat movie gave us, the people of Earth, the Mortal Kombat Song. It has earned immortality.





Automatically Appended Next Post:
Trondheim, I'm not sure everyone else wants to read what can't be unread.


Thanks for sharing that vid - happy memories - but then I also enjoyed the tv series (great ending) and the DOA film




so many pretty girls