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You know em, you love to hate them! Movies, movies are subjective, and then there are bad movies, the worst of the worst. I have a list you probably have seen or heard of a few. So lets begin...
DAKKA DAKKA! What is your most beloved but most loathed movie you have ever watched? Or what is one movie that is so bad you love it? (Like Krull).
From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
If I ever stumble across it have to sit there in mute horror/fascination.
...huh, looks like someone's uploaded the whole thing to youtube...
... hmmm
Note ; a fair few scenes in the trailer-- the better ones, alas, are not actually from this movie.
They're from .. Deathstalker .
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Okay, I'll bite (and have an exalt for mentioning Krull, one of my favorite bad movies!).
Tremors 1 and 2
Krull
Battle Beyond the Stars
Conan the Destroyer
Masters of the Universe
Robocop (the original one, the sequels were just terrible without being very enjoyable and I haven't even seen the reboot)
Judge Dredd (the one with Stallone)
The Black Hole
Aliens vs. Predator (the first one)
Deep Blue Sea
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ZergSmasher wrote: Robocop (the original one, the sequels were just terrible without being very enjoyable and I haven't even seen the reboot)
This isn't a terrible movie. It's really trashy, but there's a hell of a lot of actual, good stuff in there.
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Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something.
ZergSmasher wrote: Okay, I'll bite (and have an exalt for mentioning Krull, one of my favorite bad movies!).
Tremors 1 and 2
Krull
Battle Beyond the Stars
Conan the Destroyer
Masters of the Universe
Robocop (the original one, the sequels were just terrible without being very enjoyable and I haven't even seen the reboot)
Judge Dredd (the one with Stallone)
The Black Hole
Aliens vs. Predator (the first one)
Deep Blue Sea
Oh boy I've seen all those.
I've a list. I check once a year.
Hands of Manos,
Eragon,
The Lord of the Rings Return of the King (Cartoon)
The Room (Of course)
Twilight (Whole Series Steaming pile of gak)
Angels' Revenge
Dragonheart
Merlin (1993 Mini Series Is amazing good but really dumb)
Star Wars Episode 3, (play it backgrounds and it is an incredible story of a man finding saving his wife and bringing peace and people back to life!)
From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
ZergSmasher wrote: Robocop (the original one, the sequels were just terrible without being very enjoyable and I haven't even seen the reboot)
This isn't a terrible movie. It's really trashy, but there's a hell of a lot of actual, good stuff in there.
Indeed.
The director's comments where he describes Robocop as a "metal jesus" -- he;s walking through.on some puddles you see... whilst shooting people left right and centre -- takes the whole thing to another level.
I quite like the 2nd one, I think most of the 80s films were good for 2 movies.... got well dodgy by the tired 3rd..
and if it went on after that you generally had a whole new cast -- maybe one actor left over who you never really saw in anything else -- and things would get truly dire.
The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
Battleship. It takes balls to make a ship based on that board game, even more to make it about aliens, and yet more to declare "this is the dumbest idea for a movie ever so feth it, lets see how little we can try."
Automatically Appended Next Post: And honestly, Independence Day: Resurgence probably deserves special mention for being awful in some of the most blatant ways.
The entire film is nothing more than a Summer blockbuster check list. Like someone literally referred to a "list of things all Summer blockbusters have" and wrote the script based on that, but completely forgot to have any of it make sense. Token characters abound. Military movie cliche's around every corner. literally no one learned anything from the first film, even the characters who lived through it who are only around to be around and make a couple ultra cheesy one liners.
The best things about the entire film were the new Lady President who was killed off so fast we didn't even get a chance to enjoy her (better yet, so fast its not even worth a spoiler tag), and the doctor guy from the first film saying "we have alien guns?! What else do we have?!" with his ass hanging out.
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One of my all time favorite kung fu movies, it has wu shu, shaolin monks, samurai, mongols, ninja, ninja flying on kites, naked female ninja that form into a giant ninja. Honestly I can't think of anything in the kung fu genre that it doesn't have. Epic.
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The Batman where Arnie played mr ice. Easily the worst film I've ever seen. By miles.
AvP2 pushes it so close however.
Not as bad by half but I thought the BFG was pretty woeful, so sickly sweet and such poor dialogue.
Pixels was pretty bad too, one joke in 90 minutes iirc.
And I'll throw in the big lebowski as a film I simply dont get. And never will.
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ZergSmasher wrote: Okay, I'll bite (and have an exalt for mentioning Krull, one of my favorite bad movies!).
Tremors 1 and 2
Krull
Battle Beyond the Stars
Conan the Destroyer
Masters of the Universe
Robocop (the original one, the sequels were just terrible without being very enjoyable and I haven't even seen the reboot)
Judge Dredd (the one with Stallone)
The Black Hole
Aliens vs. Predator (the first one)
Deep Blue Sea
You take that back! Deep Blue Sea was awesome!! Better than Jaws, anyway...
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Odd how some of the ones mentioned so far aren't actually bad, just not critical successes.
Anyway, aside from the ones already mentioned, I'll add one to the list: Xanadu.
Electric Light Orchestra, Gene Kelly, and Olivia Newton-John FTW.
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DAKKA DAKKA! What is your most beloved but most loathed movie you have ever watched? Or what is one movie that is so bad you love it? (Like Krull).
If I like it - its a good movie (for me)
If I don't - then its a bad movie (for me)
There are lots of movies I dislike, loathe, even hate.
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I was wondering when this was going to turn up! I've got a drinking game specifically designed to help deal with this movie. The alcohol cushions and protects your brain cells.
Now this movie I thought was pretty bad until I watched it recently and felt like : This is way more relevant to today than any other time.
It turned into a time period piece and one of the few 80s movies that didn't feel dated with its message!
Also :
WARNING SWEAR WORDS
Also :
"Erwin: We're police officers! We're not trained to handle this kind of violence! "
Yeah Im with you here. I LOVE Demolition Man, its bad in all the right ways. I also really like WaterWorld. Im talking I like it enough to watch it a couple times a year.
The premise of this thread is "What is your most beloved but most loathed movie you have ever watched."
Is that film truly your most beloved movie you ever watched?
edit: ha! ninja edit.
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Nothing about it should justify how incredibly funny it is to me. Showing it to anyone either creates a convert, or leaves the poor victim giving me dirty looks for weeks afterwards.
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Also, this thread is in serious danger of a subjectivity crisis. Krull is a bad film? I mean, by whose standards? Keep in mind that my parents and my wife think Big Trouble in Little China is a bad film, and that's damn near objectively wrong. I had a roommate who would go on at length about how bad The Princess Bride was (between drowning puppies and boiling kittens we assume).
Does Flash Gordon count as a bad movie? I don't know. What I do know, what I ken in my bones and my heart and the very life essence that flows through my blood, is HAWK-MEN DIIIIIIVE! This I know.
Similarly, any Godzilla or Harryhausen film counts as a good film to me.
However, there is one undeniable turd that I usually won't admit to enjoying anywhere near so much as I do: the Ultramarines Movie. Love that stupid bastid.
Nothing about it should justify how incredibly funny it is to me. Showing it to anyone either creates a convert, or leaves the poor victim giving me dirty looks for weeks afterwards.
So, it's basically The Big Lebowski? I'll have to see it and find out where I stand on it.
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PS: has anyone met a single person who liked Freddy Got Fingered?
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S: has anyone met a single person who liked Freddy Got Fingered?
People actually like that movie?
That movie gives me fething nightmares,its not funny, its just so mean spirited. It reminds me of Alaska the Movie (Where two kids go out in search of their missing father, but it is... Ugh just so bad, the acting was as good as a messy burnt pancake cooked by a bloody corpse)
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