I was recently looking through various GW stuff and saw this:
https://www.games-workshop.com/en-US/Grey-Knights-Preacher-with-Chainsword

Is it me, or does this look suspiciously like he is taking a selfie with a =][= shaped phone?
It got me thinking if there are other odd poses that could be interpreted as something GW didn't intent.
If you can think of any, please share

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He's doing "the power of the Emperor compels you!" with his holy icon. Hopefully for him the daemons are appropriately cowed, otherwise that chainsword isn't going to help much …

I always thought this guy was playing Tetris (he's a badass Space Marine, so he can play it one-handed) instead of manning the thud gun or fixing the damaged land raider:

RT marines are all constipated. was playing a game last night and my opponents brother saw my squad and couldn't help laughing at their poses.

Its from the old Witch hunters codex back in the day, he has a symbol to keep the daemons at bay, i see nothing wrong it a 25+ year old models based off a priest repelling evil.

He's presenting it like one holds up a cross to drive away a Vampire.

The Sister Dialogus is one weird looking model, though. Between the two cybernetic eyes and the giant sprinkler-thing in her hand...

Belial looks like he needs a wee due to his feet being twisted inward like this:



And of course the Diagolous (and her "shocked" face):


Arco-flaggelants look like they're overly dramatically bowing to their opponent:


Basically all the magic is in the old metal models.

Did those Flagalants just to the "Dab"?

I feel like a lot of these originated in the really bad sculpting period from GW...there have been some serrrious turds in the earlier 2000s. (looking at you Necromunda 2nd releases)

Grabbed a quick pic so people know what I'm talking about. Classic marines have this one pose where they look at their feet with their arms out wide.



"Oh Crap! A Gopher!"

 ChargerIIC wrote:
Grabbed a quick pic so people know what I'm talking about. Classic marines have this one pose where they look at their feet with their arms out wide.



"Oh Crap! A Gopher!"

"Oooo, a penny!"

I laughed audibly at the SoB picture. How have I never seen that.

 vaklor4 wrote:
I laughed audibly at the SoB picture. How have I never seen that.

You mean you never noticed ol' Velma from Scooby Doo hanging out in 40k before?

Man you need more Sisters players in your area.

 ClockworkZion wrote:

 vaklor4 wrote:
I laughed audibly at the SoB picture. How have I never seen that.

You mean you never noticed ol' Velma from Scooby Doo hanging out in 40k before?

Man you need more Sisters players in your area.

As far as I know, my area has zero active SoB players, We have lots of knights, custodes, guard, nids, SM and Daemons. I'm virtually the only active Khorne player in my region as far as I can tell.

 vaklor4 wrote:

 ClockworkZion wrote:

 vaklor4 wrote:
I laughed audibly at the SoB picture. How have I never seen that.

You mean you never noticed ol' Velma from Scooby Doo hanging out in 40k before?

Man you need more Sisters players in your area.

As far as I know, my area has zero active SoB players, We have lots of knights, custodes, guard, nids, SM and Daemons. I'm virtually the only active Khorne player in my region as far as I can tell.

I was kidding, but yeah, that's why you didn't see her then. She's a Sisters model whose had a few different rules but lore wise she's basically loud and shouty in the name of the Emperor.

 ClockworkZion wrote:

 vaklor4 wrote:

 ClockworkZion wrote:

 vaklor4 wrote:
I laughed audibly at the SoB picture. How have I never seen that.

You mean you never noticed ol' Velma from Scooby Doo hanging out in 40k before?

Man you need more Sisters players in your area.

As far as I know, my area has zero active SoB players, We have lots of knights, custodes, guard, nids, SM and Daemons. I'm virtually the only active Khorne player in my region as far as I can tell.

I was kidding, but yeah, that's why you didn't see her then. She's a Sisters model whose had a few different rules but lore wise she's basically loud and shouty in the name of the Emperor.

...So what makes her any different from literally any other Imperial soldier? Loud and shotuy for the Emperor is their thing as far as I can tell

 vaklor4 wrote:

 ClockworkZion wrote:

 vaklor4 wrote:

 ClockworkZion wrote:

 vaklor4 wrote:
I laughed audibly at the SoB picture. How have I never seen that.

You mean you never noticed ol' Velma from Scooby Doo hanging out in 40k before?

Man you need more Sisters players in your area.

As far as I know, my area has zero active SoB players, We have lots of knights, custodes, guard, nids, SM and Daemons. I'm virtually the only active Khorne player in my region as far as I can tell.

I was kidding, but yeah, that's why you didn't see her then. She's a Sisters model whose had a few different rules but lore wise she's basically loud and shouty in the name of the Emperor.

...So what makes her any different from literally any other Imperial soldier? Loud and shotuy for the Emperor is their thing as far as I can tell

She was an Inquisitor Retinue model who moved over to the Sisters of Battle army.

Excellent thread. Keep them coming. If the official models are running thin you should upload personal modelling poses that went wrong

 ClockworkZion wrote:
She was an Inquisitor Retinue model who moved over to the Sisters of Battle army.

Technically a sisters unit that was pinched by the inquisition to fill out their retinue options, along with the hospitaller.

She's a mirror pose of this earlier DH model - https://www.games-workshop.com/en-US/Grey-Knights-Warrior-Acolyte

A.T. wrote:

 ClockworkZion wrote:
She was an Inquisitor Retinue model who moved over to the Sisters of Battle army.

Technically a sisters unit that was pinched by the inquisition to fill out their retinue options, along with the hospitaller.

She's a mirror pose of this earlier DH model - https://www.games-workshop.com/en-US/Grey-Knights-Warrior-Acolyte

Man, I painted the hello out of both of those.
Love them to this day.

This guy always seemed a bit funny to me.
Understanding the limits of a flattened mold,
still a bit too cod-piece forward.

The first thing to come to mind for me is the "necrocyborg dowager with orb". It's a third party female necron lord with boob plate pulling a duckface while staring at an orb in its hand. I can only assume the orb is being used to somehow take a selfie.

Stewie, the timid plasma gunner.




Bob, the Segway riding IG.

The forgebane cryptek has his spine stuck in the backside of a spyder. Poor thing. And why is he showing three fingers ? He should show the middle finger, or the fist.

 kronk wrote:
Stewie, the timid plasma gunner.

I've got one of those too!

I'll have to see if I can find a picture of a conversion I saw of an old Marine pilot sitting on a toilet.

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 ClockworkZion wrote:


And of course the Diagolous (and her "shocked" face):

I thought it was the "oohhhh" face from riding the bone rollercoaster?

https://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/kharn-the-betrayer-2016?_requestid=1921666

The current Kharn looks like he's just tripped over a rock and is about to faceplant.

I think GW and FW have bit of an issue with running poses.

1) Berzerkers - those are fairly whacky looking running guys

2) FW Kharn (dog cocking its leg for a pee)

 kronk wrote:
Stewie, the timid plasma gunner.




Bob, the Segway riding IG.

OH YEWAH! I love this lol

I was wondering who would show their “not in the face” plasma Marine first. I think since it’s inception, most marine players have made one of him because ‘how can you not?’

Racerguy180 wrote:

 ClockworkZion wrote:


And of course the Diagolous (and her "shocked" face):

I thought it was the "oohhhh" face from riding the bone rollercoaster?

I wanted to be a little more tasteful about her face looking like she's "channeling the Emperor's Might".


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 timetowaste85 wrote:
I was wondering who would show their “not in the face” plasma Marine first. I think since it’s inception, most marine players have made one of him because ‘how can you not?’

Makes me wish I still had the pictures of my 3 armed CSM who had a Chainsword, Bolt Pistol and Bolter making him the most WYSIWYG model I've ever built.

 timetowaste85 wrote:
I was wondering who would show their “not in the face” plasma Marine first. I think since it’s inception, most marine players have made one of him because ‘how can you not?’

Because some of us have sense of decency. It's a fething stupid conversion and it's not funny.

There, I said it.

 Grimtuff wrote:

 timetowaste85 wrote:
I was wondering who would show their “not in the face” plasma Marine first. I think since it’s inception, most marine players have made one of him because ‘how can you not?’

Because some of us have sense of decency. It's a fething stupid conversion and it's not funny.

There, I said it.

Humor is subjective. And it's a little funny, though since you don't die 1/6th of the time it's less relevant I guess.

 Grimtuff wrote:

 timetowaste85 wrote:
I was wondering who would show their “not in the face” plasma Marine first. I think since it’s inception, most marine players have made one of him because ‘how can you not?’

Because some of us have sense of decency. It's a fething stupid conversion and it's not funny.

There, I said it.

Sense of decency? How is the view up there from your high horse? It’s supposed to be fun; anyone got the fun police meme pic for captain grumpy-pants here?

Not to be overly critical of players' creations, but one thing I've noticed is that a lot of people who buy kits- namely stuff like the various Primaris kits- they tend to make a sort of 'mistake'.

Granted, I've built enough of them to know and I've developed my own method- because I also made those same mistakes at first. My first batch of Reivers had a few of them looking like they were doing aerobic exercises or falling face-first and flailing guns around like idiots.

So, the lesson here is- build your dudes all the way up to where they have no arms and no head. THEN start matching up arms and such to the bodies to figure out a pose. You'll get a LOT more dynamic poses from your kits. And yes, I know that seems obvious to some but I see it often enough that I consider that sound advice.

 Adeptus Doritos wrote:
My first batch of Reivers had a few of them looking like they were doing aerobic exercises or falling face-first and flailing guns around like idiots.

Wait... You mean Reivers aren't supposed to look like that?

 Grimtuff wrote:

 timetowaste85 wrote:
I was wondering who would show their “not in the face” plasma Marine first. I think since it’s inception, most marine players have made one of him because ‘how can you not?’

Because some of us have sense of decency. It's a fething stupid conversion and it's not funny.

There, I said it.

I think its funny, but its a conversion, but what this topic is about.

 Grimtuff wrote:

 timetowaste85 wrote:
I was wondering who would show their “not in the face” plasma Marine first. I think since it’s inception, most marine players have made one of him because ‘how can you not?’

Because some of us have sense of decency. It's a fething stupid conversion and it's not funny.

There, I said it.

Wow, who pissed in your Cheerios?

 Valkyrie wrote:

 Grimtuff wrote:

 timetowaste85 wrote:
I was wondering who would show their “not in the face” plasma Marine first. I think since it’s inception, most marine players have made one of him because ‘how can you not?’

Because some of us have sense of decency. It's a fething stupid conversion and it's not funny.

There, I said it.

Wow, who pissed in your Cheerios?

So he didn't eat Khorne Flakes for breakfast?

The ork deffkopta


Dude looks like some nerd who decided to go on a drive-by shooting in a sled. Not to mention he's not even holding a slugga- that's a grot blasta in his hand.

Chaplain Lemartes sculpted by Ben Jefferson. Possibly the worst mini in the Marine range at the time.

 Vitali Advenil wrote:
The ork deffkopta

Spoiler:

Dude looks like some nerd who decided to go on a drive-by shooting in a sled. Not to mention he's not even holding a slugga- that's a grot blasta in his hand.

Well, back in the GorkaMorka days, there was a gun called the Six Shoota (or something similar), which in the fluff was stated as oftwn being the first weapon a Yoof is given. Some fully grown Orks were known to keep their Six Shoota as a memento.

 Just Tony wrote:
Chaplain Lemartes sculpted by Ben Jefferson. Possibly the worst mini in the Marine range at the time.

While I agree with you... I still love my Oldmartes. He is so derpy and tiny, like the rest of my all metal Blood Angels army.

Russian Ballerina company vs. Circus D'Solei

I don't really think you can count the harlequins because that is 100% intentional.

Intentional or not, it's still silly to see them on a battlefield.

In Sharks vs. Jets leather jackets, no less.

 Stormonu wrote:
Intentional or not, it's still silly to see them on a battlefield.

In Sharks vs. Jets leather jackets, no less.

They're xenos, they're meant to stand out. They look no more out of place than a tau mech does. Hell, the harlequins match the primarily european inspired imperium/chaos better than eldar grav tanks and the dark eldar skimmers.

I just Googled the old Chaplain Lemartes and nearly spat tea everywhere. He looks hilarious, the stark white skull reminds of the Urak Hai that detonates the explosive charge at the base of Helm's Deep.

I'm angry! Let's fight!

I think in particular for me it has to be the Karate Kid kung fu werewolf squad leader for the Wulfen. The single stupidest pose GW has ever gone for in a recent mini.

They did a similar pose with the Callidus assassin, and I think they were going for the same "leaping down on prey" feel, but they didn't direct the intent of the mini downward or provide any basing to imply the mini was somewhere up high. So it just turned into crane stance kung fu.

 ClockworkZion wrote:

 vaklor4 wrote:
I laughed audibly at the SoB picture. How have I never seen that.

You mean you never noticed ol' Velma from Scooby Doo hanging out in 40k before?

Man you need more Sisters players in your area.

Lol late reply but man the Scooby Doo girl was exactly the first thing I thought of too.

Also it seems like Courtney Love took enough drugs to survive and become a soldier in the 41th millenium

A.T. wrote:

 ClockworkZion wrote:
She was an Inquisitor Retinue model who moved over to the Sisters of Battle army.

Technically a sisters unit that was pinched by the inquisition to fill out their retinue options, along with the hospitaller.

Both first appeared in the 3rd edition Codex: Witch Hunters; only later moving over to the 4th edition Sisters of Battle army list.


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 Vitali Advenil wrote:
The ork deffkopta

Spoiler:

Dude looks like some nerd who decided to go on a drive-by shooting in a sled. Not to mention he's not even holding a slugga- that's a grot blasta in his hand.

Is that the original? Because that was a Gorkamorka special character, pretty clearly based on the autogiro pilot from Mad Max 2. He's got an oversized revolver, which is good enough for a slugga for me (I can't even remember if grots used different weapons to the Orks in Gorkmorka).

 Grimtuff wrote:

 timetowaste85 wrote:
I was wondering who would show their “not in the face” plasma Marine first. I think since it’s inception, most marine players have made one of him because ‘how can you not?’

Because some of us have sense of decency. It's a fething stupid conversion and it's not funny.

There, I said it.

My one seemed to blow up a bit less than the normal plasma gun guys, completely anecdotal but just saying.

 Duskweaver wrote:

 Adeptus Doritos wrote:
My first batch of Reivers had a few of them looking like they were doing aerobic exercises or falling face-first and flailing guns around like idiots.

Wait... You mean Reivers aren't supposed to look like that?

Spoiler:

It looks more like he's trying to decide where to stab them this time.

 Duskweaver wrote:
Wait... You mean Reivers aren't supposed to look like that?

LOL, my first batch was worse. I had maybe one or two guys that had a really awesome dynamic and aggressive pose that was really cool... and a couple of guys standing bowlegged that looked like they were doing cheerleader poses, arm stretches, karate katas, or throttling a knife handle while they were having a bowel movement. It was goofy, some of them- almost like some of the old weird 'flat' metal model poses from the 90's.

I got used to building Shorty Marines after so many years, that I was just used to chopping out parts and putting an entire model together at once. Now I just build everything except arms and heads, then cut out the arms and heads and just make comparisons to each pose to see what looks the best on each model's pose.

Bring! Me! HE-MAN!!!


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 n0t_u wrote:

 Duskweaver wrote:

 Adeptus Doritos wrote:
My first batch of Reivers had a few of them looking like they were doing aerobic exercises or falling face-first and flailing guns around like idiots.

Wait... You mean Reivers aren't supposed to look like that?

Spoiler:

It looks more like he's trying to decide where to stab them this time.

I vote for "in the face".

 Duskweaver wrote:

 Adeptus Doritos wrote:
My first batch of Reivers had a few of them looking like they were doing aerobic exercises or falling face-first and flailing guns around like idiots.

Wait... You mean Reivers aren't supposed to look like that?

So Embarrassing - you fall over a corpse one time and THAT is when the servo skull take's its picture.

I always thought Brother Claudio looked like he was in the middle of doing the Running Man dance.

 alienux wrote:


I always thought Brother Claudio looked like he was in the middle of doing the Running Man dance.

Or aggressively demanding a hug.

Nah, thats a Wolverine phose. I imagine hes doing that move at the same time hes lighting his lighting claws. Or, if they can, as hes drawing them out.

 Galas wrote:
Nah, thats a Wolverine phose. I imagine hes doing that move at the same time hes lighting his lighting claws. Or, if they can, as hes drawing them out.

It is not super weird looking, but it doesn't really work on a terminator. Terminators are heavy lumbering blocks. Trying to pose them 'dynamically' often doesn't look natural.

IronBrand wrote:

 alienux wrote:


I always thought Brother Claudio looked like he was in the middle of doing the Running Man dance.

Or aggressively demanding a hug.

\
HUGS FOR THE HUG GOD!

The Karate Kid Crane Kick Wulfen wins this thread IMO. But to add my own input:

Hmm, I never liked the way Ghaz is posed in this stiff action figure stance. I guess hes supposed to be lunging? I dunno but I re-positioned mine so his Klaw and gun are actually pointing forward.



I like the Huron Blackheart model, but to me he looks like hes got a hand out, asking you for some spare change.



You got the High Five action pose Solitaire. Maybe hes gonna give a little skin to Huron there?



And then, theres the groin splitting, break dancing, Saturday Night Fever Guilliman.

My favourite is Eisenhorn model. The pose is impossible, probably seconds before falling down on his face.

 Nightlord1987 wrote:

I like the Huron Blackheart model, but to me he looks like hes got a hand out, asking you for some spare change.

Spoiler:

You got the High Five action pose Solitaire. Maybe hes gonna give a little skin to Huron there?

Spoiler:

Someone HAS to model these two together slapping hands!

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Jendi wrote:
My favourite is Eisenhorn model. The pose is impossible, probably seconds before falling down on his face.

What, walking?

 AndrewGPaul wrote:

Jendi wrote:
My favourite is Eisenhorn model. The pose is impossible, probably seconds before falling down on his face.

What, walking?

I've been working customer service related jobs for about 10 years now...and yes, for some people walking is impossible. Not because of physical impairment, but because if they walk they'd have to stop breathing because they can't focus on two things at once.

CHARG-- WAIT WHO THE HELL CLOSED THE GLASS DOOR AGAIN

Bonus points for tiny pouches and pad that doesn't look anything like the symbol of his company...

 Irbis wrote:


CHARG-- WAIT WHO THE HELL CLOSED THE GLASS DOOR AGAIN

Bonus points for tiny pouches and pad that doesn't look anything like the symbol of his company...

Don't forget that he's wearing lifts to be as tall as the other kids at Wolf School.

Those aren't lifts. Those are the retractable claws built in to his armour boots that grant him an extra kick attack in melee.

Sadly, that particular bit of wargear disappeared when the 2nd edition Codex Space Wolves came out.

them tiny pouches lmfao

gotta keep the shark repellent somewhere

He's one of the - if not the - oldest models in the 40k range at the moment, so he deserves to be cut a little slack.

As opposed to the plastic Wulfen...

"Yeah feth off and leave us Grandads alone"

 Dysartes wrote:
He's one of the - if not the - oldest models in the 40k range at the moment, so he deserves to be cut a little slack.

As opposed to the plastic Wulfen...

He's from second edition ?

It's weird that Ragnar is probably older than I am....

 AndrewGPaul wrote:
Those aren't lifts. Those are the retractable claws built in to his armour boots that grant him an extra kick attack in melee.

Sadly, that particular bit of wargear disappeared when the 2nd edition Codex Space Wolves came out.

They look like he's wearing platform shoes.


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 Dysartes wrote:
He's one of the - if not the - oldest models in the 40k range at the moment, so he deserves to be cut a little slack.

As opposed to the plastic Wulfen...

No slack will be given for silly old models.

 Stormonu wrote:

damn how'd i miss this one. They look they just finished on dancing with the stars i can just see them panting away

 ClockworkZion wrote:

 Dysartes wrote:
He's one of the - if not the - oldest models in the 40k range at the moment, so he deserves to be cut a little slack.

As opposed to the plastic Wulfen...

No slack will be given for silly old models.

Fair enough, but can we at least be extra harsh on the newer line that still managed to faceplant

Khorne Berzerkers have some of the stupidest poses:

Like, seriously, the dudebro in the middle looks like he just tripped and is reaching his chainsword arm out to catch himself. The one just above and to the right of him looks like he's also tripping, but because he wasn't watching where he was going. And the one on the left side middle is dancing or doing the moonwalk or something. And the skullfaced guy in the top left; well, I'm not sure what he's up to.

He didn't trip, he's charging the ground.

 ClockworkZion wrote:
He didn't trip, he's charging the ground.

Dirt for the Dirt God!!!!!!!!

 Just Tony wrote:

 ClockworkZion wrote:
He didn't trip, he's charging the ground.

Dirt for the Dirt God!!!!!!!!

If the ground bleeds you can kill it.

It is interesting to me the lack of running models in the 40K range. Or marching, etc...basically there are so many poses you could actually use in gaming miniatures and you get...none of them.

HoundsofDemos wrote:

 Dysartes wrote:
He's one of the - if not the - oldest models in the 40k range at the moment, so he deserves to be cut a little slack.

As opposed to the plastic Wulfen...

He's from second edition ?

I have the sneaking suspicion he might be from very late in 1st edition, but at worst he is from the first Codex released for Second Edition (Codex: Space Wolves - no, I don't know why they got released before a generic/Ultramarines Codex either).

He's definitely in the 1992 Citadel Catalogue, and that pre-dates 2nd edition by a year. His closest competitor for "oldest model in production" was one of the Eldar Warlocks (from 1991), but it looks like he's been retired.

Hmm - that means that Ragnar's model is ~26 years old, and is definitely older than many gamers today...

I suspect the Space Wolves codex was released 1st for 2nd edition for a couple of reasons:
The Space Wolves were the most distinct from a Codex chapter - Ultramarines, Dark Angels and Blood Angels could just use the standard army list, while there'd be a fair number of Space Wolves players with unuseable units - five-man Devastator squads, Tactical squads with close combat weapons and Veteran squads with a mix of Terminator and power armour, for example.

The Space Wolves army list was published for 1st edition 40k only a year before 2nd edition came out; it was almost certainly written with 2nd edition in mind (the layout of the list in White Dwarf certainly looks more 2nd edition) anyway.

The battle report (Space Wolves led by Ragnar fighting Orks led by Ghazgkull) in the 2nd edition Codex was actually a 1st edition battle report.

 SHUPPET wrote:

 Stormonu wrote:

damn how'd i miss this one. They look they just finished on dancing with the stars i can just see them panting away

Are you daring to speak badly of Lord Wulfen McWolf, wielder of the Lightning Jazz Hands of Fenris?

 ChargerIIC wrote:

 SHUPPET wrote:

 Stormonu wrote:

damn how'd i miss this one. They look they just finished on dancing with the stars i can just see them panting away

Are you daring to speak badly of Lord Wulfen McWolf, wielder of the Lightning Jazz Hands of Fenris?

Don't forget the one at the back doing Shakespeare with the skull.

pm713 wrote:

 ChargerIIC wrote:

 SHUPPET wrote:

 Stormonu wrote:

damn how'd i miss this one. They look they just finished on dancing with the stars i can just see them panting away

Are you daring to speak badly of Lord Wulfen McWolf, wielder of the Lightning Jazz Hands of Fenris?

Don't forget the one at the back doing Shakespeare with the skull.

Alas, poor Wulfric!

I have to agree on Ghaz, he looks like a bored ork trudjing on his way to the office dragging along his power claw full of buisness papers

Hes simply looking for a worthy opponent (or very much missing Yarrick).

 G00fySmiley wrote:
I have to agree on Ghaz, he looks like a bored ork trudjing on his way to the office dragging along his power claw full of buisness papers

It at least suggest the weight of everything he's wearing if it's a slow trudge anywhere. I'd rather have mega armor that looks slow and ponderous than have him skipping through the dunes of Armageddon in it.

 ClockworkZion wrote:

 G00fySmiley wrote:
I have to agree on Ghaz, he looks like a bored ork trudjing on his way to the office dragging along his power claw full of buisness papers

It at least suggest the weight of everything he's wearing if it's a slow trudge anywhere. I'd rather have mega armor that looks slow and ponderous than have him skipping through the dunes of Armageddon in it.

I suppose, but its ghaz attacking should be like being hit by a train. he should be dynamic, like in motion power claw reaching out rushing at his opponent to me. though i suppose it could be worse (see njal stormcaller in power armor)

 G00fySmiley wrote:

 ClockworkZion wrote:

 G00fySmiley wrote:
I have to agree on Ghaz, he looks like a bored ork trudjing on his way to the office dragging along his power claw full of buisness papers

It at least suggest the weight of everything he's wearing if it's a slow trudge anywhere. I'd rather have mega armor that looks slow and ponderous than have him skipping through the dunes of Armageddon in it.

I suppose, but its ghaz attacking should be like being hit by a train. he should be dynamic, like in motion power claw reaching out rushing at his opponent to me. though i suppose it could be worse (see njal stormcaller in power armor)

Considering he's all metal I'll say at least his arms don't pop off like Abbadon's because the weight doesn't strain the connection as much.

When he's in plastic we'll likely get something better, but for now he's not too bad.

I spent the better part of the last half hour trying to find a RT model I've always had a chuckle at: it's a marine whose supposed to look like he's reloading but due to his pose it looks like he's listening to the magazine instead.

 ChargerIIC wrote:



So Embarrassing - you fall over a corpse one time and THAT is when the servo skull take's its picture.

And while dressed like Skeletor!

LOL at the YMCA Wulfen too

I will snap a pic later, but I saw this thread and then noticed my Chaos Lord in Terminator Armour with dual Lightning Claws looks like he is surfing.

Also, Gravis Captain looks preggers. Just sayin...

 timetowaste85 wrote:
I was wondering who would show their “not in the face” plasma Marine first. I think since it’s inception, most marine players have made one of him because ‘how can you not?’

I win!


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 Grimtuff wrote:

 timetowaste85 wrote:
I was wondering who would show their “not in the face” plasma Marine first. I think since it’s inception, most marine players have made one of him because ‘how can you not?’

Because some of us have sense of decency. It's a fething stupid conversion and it's not funny.

There, I said it.

This is hilarious when you consider how indecent your mom is!

 AndrewGPaul wrote:
He's doing "the power of the Emperor compels you!" with his holy icon. Hopefully for him the daemons are appropriately cowed, otherwise that chainsword isn't going to help much …

I always thought this guy was playing Tetris (he's a badass Space Marine, so he can play it one-handed) instead of manning the thud gun or fixing the damaged land raider:

purging heretics lol

#macragge #guilliman #maketheimperiumgreatagain