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2007/08/31 05:58:08
Subject: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Scarred Ultramarine Tyrannic War Veteran
Maple Valley, Washington, Holy Terra
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What do bolters want?
Not to charge at enemies.
Just holes in barrels.
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"Calgar hates Tyranids."
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2007/08/31 07:44:46
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Bounding Dark Angels Assault Marine
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Exalt the Bolter
Fear the explosive fury
Alas... no assault
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2007/08/31 07:53:40
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Bounding Dark Angels Assault Marine
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Rapid Fire means death
For you in my fusillade
For me when you charge
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2007/08/31 09:16:38
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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[DCM]
Tilter at Windmills
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Torrent of Fire
Devoutly to be wished
Pray to kill the fist!
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Adepticon 2015: Team Tourney Best Imperial Team- Team Ironguts, Adepticon 2014: Team Tourney 6th/120, Best Imperial Team- Cold Steel Mercs 2, 40k Championship Qualifier ~25/226
More 2010-2014 GT/Major RTT Record (W/L/D) -- CSM: 78-20-9 // SW: 8-1-2 (Golden Ticket with SW), BA: 29-9-4 6th Ed GT & RTT Record (W/L/D) -- CSM: 36-12-2 // BA: 11-4-1 // SW: 1-1-1
DT:70S++++G(FAQ)M++B++I+Pw40k99#+D+++A+++/sWD105R+++T(T)DM+++++
A better way to score Sportsmanship in tournaments
The 40K Rulebook & Codex FAQs. You should have these bookmarked if you play this game.
The Dakka Dakka Forum Rules You agreed to abide by these when you signed up.
Maelstrom's Edge! |
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2007/08/31 10:36:56
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
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double tap the las
Such bright and blinding fire
too bad it's harmless
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2007/08/31 10:53:28
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Stone Bonkers Fabricator General
A garden grove on Citadel Station
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Lets go get em boyz
Charge the line, shootas blazing
Dakka Dakka time
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ph34r's Forgeworld Phobos blog, current WIP: Iron Warriors and Skaven Tau
+From Iron Cometh Strength+ +From Strength Cometh Will+ +From Will Cometh Faith+ +From Faith Cometh Honor+ +From Honor Cometh Iron+
The Polito form is dead, insect. Are you afraid? What is it you fear? The end of your trivial existence?
When the history of my glory is written, your species shall only be a footnote to my magnificence. |
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2007/08/31 11:36:21
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Awesome Autarch
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10 men in a pod
drop the hatch and double tap
damn, scattered too far!
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2007/08/31 12:32:01
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Scarred Ultramarine Tyrannic War Veteran
Maple Valley, Washington, Holy Terra
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Within twelve inches,
Plasma guns must fire two times,
If they fire at all.
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"Calgar hates Tyranids."
Your #1 Fan |
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2007/08/31 13:31:16
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Nine year wait for book,
January Ork release,
Where is the Wargear?
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2007/08/31 14:21:16
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Scarred Ultramarine Tyrannic War Veteran
Maple Valley, Washington, Holy Terra
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Posted By BaconSlayer on 08/31/2007 6:31 PM
Nine year wait for book,
January Ork release,
Where is the Wargear?
You're doing it wrong. The topic is rapid-fire. Please stay on-topic.
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"Calgar hates Tyranids."
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2007/08/31 14:35:56
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Joined the Military for Authentic Experience
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Moving you can fire,
Two times within twelve inches,
But then no assault.
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2007/08/31 14:47:40
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Fireknife Shas'el
A bizarre array of focusing mirrors and lenses turning my phrases into even more accurate clones of
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Strong pulse rifles aimed
My enemies shall fall hard!
Half of the shots missed
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WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS
2009, Year of the Dog
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2007/08/31 15:48:32
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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eldar catapult-
alas twelve inches only!
die without shooting
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He's got a mind like a steel trap. By which I mean it can only hold one idea at a time;
it latches on to the first idea to come along, good or bad; and it takes strenuous effort with a crowbar to make it let go.
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2007/08/31 15:55:27
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Joined the Military for Authentic Experience
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Ork rapid fire,
Is mostly ineffective
Terrible shots, orks.
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2007/08/31 16:53:03
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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[DCM]
Tilter at Windmills
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Posted By fellblade on 08/31/2007 8:48 PM
eldar catapult-
alas twelve inches only!
die without shooting
Eldar cat- Assault
Charge, my deadly Guardians! You CAN shoot as well
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Adepticon 2015: Team Tourney Best Imperial Team- Team Ironguts, Adepticon 2014: Team Tourney 6th/120, Best Imperial Team- Cold Steel Mercs 2, 40k Championship Qualifier ~25/226
More 2010-2014 GT/Major RTT Record (W/L/D) -- CSM: 78-20-9 // SW: 8-1-2 (Golden Ticket with SW), BA: 29-9-4 6th Ed GT & RTT Record (W/L/D) -- CSM: 36-12-2 // BA: 11-4-1 // SW: 1-1-1
DT:70S++++G(FAQ)M++B++I+Pw40k99#+D+++A+++/sWD105R+++T(T)DM+++++
A better way to score Sportsmanship in tournaments
The 40K Rulebook & Codex FAQs. You should have these bookmarked if you play this game.
The Dakka Dakka Forum Rules You agreed to abide by these when you signed up.
Maelstrom's Edge! |
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2007/08/31 16:57:03
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Joined the Military for Authentic Experience
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Long ago Marines
Were the only rapid fire
Not anymore though
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2007/08/31 20:45:55
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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Double tap pistols
Why forfeit your assault phase?
BS4 plasma
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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2007/09/01 00:49:13
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Executing Exarch
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Glad cherry blossoms
You have given way to snow
What! Still arguing??
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Wehrkind wrote:Sounds like a lot, but with a little practice I can do ~7-8 girls in 2-3 hours. Probably less if the cat and wife didn't want attention in that time.
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2007/09/01 05:06:03
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Jinking Ravenwing Land Speeder Pilot
In your house, rummaging through your underwear drawer
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Double tap bolter
Who will be my next victim?
Oh $h!t! Carnifex.
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2007/09/01 05:56:20
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Regular Dakkanaut
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This is my Lasgun.
There are many like it,
But this one is mine.
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2007/09/01 07:10:56
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Scarred Ultramarine Tyrannic War Veteran
Maple Valley, Washington, Holy Terra
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A thread like this one
Would have been killed rapidly
At the B&C.
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"Calgar hates Tyranids."
Your #1 Fan |
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2007/09/01 07:20:54
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Executing Exarch
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Of course B&C
May not be used in one turn
They are simply sore
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Wehrkind wrote:Sounds like a lot, but with a little practice I can do ~7-8 girls in 2-3 hours. Probably less if the cat and wife didn't want attention in that time.
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2007/09/01 07:53:51
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
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Using a flashlight
within twelve still makes for a
dead Guard in one turn
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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2007/09/01 10:29:05
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Dakka Veteran
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New Marine's Lament
Shoot my pistol, charge
But wait, I carry bolter
Guess I'll stand and die
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Holy thread Necromancy Batman. We just might have a new record. - Jayden63 commenting after someone responds to one of my battlereports from 27 months ago |
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2007/09/01 10:52:20
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Rogue Daemonhunter fueled by Chaos
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We ride sleek Raiders
But carry splinter rifles...
Why no suricats?
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2007/09/01 15:07:13
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Plasma rifles glow,
Pin the foes of Greater Good.
Who needs rapid fire? This thread warms my heart though I do not know the rules still I post my thoughts
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He's got a mind like a steel trap. By which I mean it can only hold one idea at a time;
it latches on to the first idea to come along, good or bad; and it takes strenuous effort with a crowbar to make it let go.
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2007/09/01 17:16:55
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control
Australia
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I can fire twice now
After unloading from fish
Plus, you can't charge me
Haiku are easy
But some don't make any sense
Refrigerator
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109/20/22 w/d/l
Tournament: 25/5/5 |
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2007/09/01 19:11:47
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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Chaos Marines weep
sixteen wasted bolter shots
to fire lascannon
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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2007/09/03 20:38:09
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Scarred Ultramarine Tyrannic War Veteran
Maple Valley, Washington, Holy Terra
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Kroot in the forest.
Shots ring out. They can see you,
But you can't see them!
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"Calgar hates Tyranids."
Your #1 Fan |
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2007/09/04 00:54:55
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Dakka Veteran
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Firewarrior shoots
Player claims he shoots half max
Only 12 inch dolt!
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Holy thread Necromancy Batman. We just might have a new record. - Jayden63 commenting after someone responds to one of my battlereports from 27 months ago |
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