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2007/09/04 04:26:27
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Omnipotent Lord of Change
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Heavy krootox gun
Promises strength seven love -
But sits in blister
Gaunts swarm marine line,
Bolters prep for stand-and-fire ...
This ain't Fantasy
- Salvage (Smiling carnifex,
Referenced in Salvage sig -
Nobody cares though  )
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2007/09/04 08:53:17
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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40kenthus
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Games Workshop's new team
Jervis his head in his rear
and man ape Gav Thorpe
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Only now do I realize how much I prefer Pete Haines' "misprints" to Gav Thorpe's "brainfarts." :Abadabadoobaddon |
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2007/09/04 09:31:48
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Dakka Veteran
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Posted By Dice Monkey on 09/04/2007 1:53 PM
Games Workshop's new team
Jervis his head in his rear
and man ape Gav Thorpe
Uh....where's the rapid fire part?
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Holy thread Necromancy Batman. We just might have a new record. - Jayden63 commenting after someone responds to one of my battlereports from 27 months ago |
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2007/09/04 11:41:47
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Scarred Ultramarine Tyrannic War Veteran
Maple Valley, Washington, Holy Terra
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Posted By Grimaldi on 09/04/2007 2:31 PM Posted By Dice Monkey on 09/04/2007 1:53 PM
Games Workshop's new team
Jervis his head in his rear
and man ape Gav Thorpe
Uh....where's the rapid fire part?
Criticism must Also be in the form of A haiku poem!
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"Calgar hates Tyranids."
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2007/09/04 14:01:25
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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A dice rolls
Imperial Guard weep loudly
Rapid-firing tears.
lol
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"Dakkanaut" not "Dakkaite"
Only with Minatures, does size matter...
"Only the living collect a pension"Johannes VII
"If the ork codex and 5th were developed near the same time, any possible nerf will be pre-planned."-malfred
"I'd do it but the GW Website makes my eyes hurt. "Gwar
"That would be page 7 and a half. You find it by turning your rulebook on its side and slamming your head against it..." insaniak
MeanGreenStompa - The only chatbot I ever tried talking to insisted I take a stress pill and kept referring to me as Dave, despite my protestations.
insaniak "So, by 'serious question' you actually meant something entirely different? "
Frazzled[Mod] On Rule #1- No it literally means: be polite. If we wanted less work there would be no OT section.
Chowderhead - God no. If I said Pirates Honor, I would have had to kill him whether he won or lost. |
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2007/09/04 15:11:42
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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a haiku has five
then seven syllables and
then five again. Learn!
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He's got a mind like a steel trap. By which I mean it can only hold one idea at a time;
it latches on to the first idea to come along, good or bad; and it takes strenuous effort with a crowbar to make it let go.
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2007/09/04 15:14:54
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I did not know that.
You have educated me
I am Trying hard
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"Dakkanaut" not "Dakkaite"
Only with Minatures, does size matter...
"Only the living collect a pension"Johannes VII
"If the ork codex and 5th were developed near the same time, any possible nerf will be pre-planned."-malfred
"I'd do it but the GW Website makes my eyes hurt. "Gwar
"That would be page 7 and a half. You find it by turning your rulebook on its side and slamming your head against it..." insaniak
MeanGreenStompa - The only chatbot I ever tried talking to insisted I take a stress pill and kept referring to me as Dave, despite my protestations.
insaniak "So, by 'serious question' you actually meant something entirely different? "
Frazzled[Mod] On Rule #1- No it literally means: be polite. If we wanted less work there would be no OT section.
Chowderhead - God no. If I said Pirates Honor, I would have had to kill him whether he won or lost. |
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2007/09/04 17:33:32
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Executing Exarch
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True haiku must have
Seasonal imagery
These are senryu
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Wehrkind wrote:Sounds like a lot, but with a little practice I can do ~7-8 girls in 2-3 hours. Probably less if the cat and wife didn't want attention in that time.
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2007/09/05 01:09:37
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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truely something new
is learned every day here
on Dakka Dakka
The hive-mind hungers
snowflake hormagaunts attack
rapid fire builds drifts
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He's got a mind like a steel trap. By which I mean it can only hold one idea at a time;
it latches on to the first idea to come along, good or bad; and it takes strenuous effort with a crowbar to make it let go.
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2007/09/05 01:20:33
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
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Bolter shell screams through
Autumns early morn, double
fire if no movement
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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2007/09/05 04:09:02
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Fresh-Faced New User
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Hawks drift in sunlight
Amber beams gently patter
Like summer rainfall
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2007/09/05 04:29:00
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Master of the Hunt
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i iz in ur gunz
overheatin' ur plasma
u di, kthxbye
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"It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
It is by the seed of Arabica that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion." |
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2007/09/06 00:01:44
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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Rapid firing guns
Always shoot in summer fields
I use flock bases
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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2007/09/06 02:49:56
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Fresh-Faced New User
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Fine threads surround me She sees my fear and whispers Dont move, just wait now
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2007/09/06 03:00:49
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Fresh-Faced New User
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Eldar options few
Mostly assault or heavy
Any more i missed
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2007/09/06 03:33:13
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Fresh-Faced New User
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Just checked my codex
Rapid fire kit has vanished
Now i feel silly
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2007/09/06 05:04:58
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Buttons Should Be Brass, Not Gold!
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New Chaos Codex...
Terminators Shoot and Charge?
Damn Combi Bolters!
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2007/09/06 13:31:56
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Dakka Veteran
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Stalled rapid fire thread
I save you with my rambling
but look like a fool
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Holy thread Necromancy Batman. We just might have a new record. - Jayden63 commenting after someone responds to one of my battlereports from 27 months ago |
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2007/09/06 17:27:48
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Scarred Ultramarine Tyrannic War Veteran
Maple Valley, Washington, Holy Terra
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Gray snow drifts about,
The mortal remains of men.
Plasma guns get hot!
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"Calgar hates Tyranids."
Your #1 Fan |
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2007/09/07 01:45:27
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Fresh-Faced New User
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Orange flashing light Plasma venting commencing Oops there go my arms
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2007/09/07 03:07:37
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Terminators bampf!
Rapid fire plasma rifles.
Bodies fall like snow.
Markerlights gleam bright.
Shots flash like lighting's fury.
Rapid Fire works!
Guardsmen await dawn,
Trusty lasgun is at hand.
Flashlights do - gurgle..
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2007/09/07 19:36:04
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Scarred Ultramarine Tyrannic War Veteran
Maple Valley, Washington, Holy Terra
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Through the summer's haze,
Heretics come into range.
Fire! Dakka dakka!
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"Calgar hates Tyranids."
Your #1 Fan |
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2007/09/08 13:53:32
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Scarred Ultramarine Tyrannic War Veteran
Maple Valley, Washington, Holy Terra
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Sun dapples the ground
Plasma fire through human limbs
Bodies fall like leaves
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"Calgar hates Tyranids."
Your #1 Fan |
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2007/09/09 06:33:39
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Dakka Veteran
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Brilliant lasgun fire
Like spring's Pink Floyd laser show
And just as deadly
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Holy thread Necromancy Batman. We just might have a new record. - Jayden63 commenting after someone responds to one of my battlereports from 27 months ago |
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2007/09/09 11:23:59
Subject: RE: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Joined the Military for Authentic Experience
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Winter approaches,
Shootas rapid fire no more,
Assault two now, boss.
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2008/10/16 13:43:22
Subject: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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Thread necromancer
boltguns raised from winter's grip
fire Dakka Dakka
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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2008/10/17 03:39:48
Subject: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Scarred Ultramarine Tyrannic War Veteran
Maple Valley, Washington, Holy Terra
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Hear the high-pitched whine.
Human ashes fall like snow.
A multi-melta!
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"Calgar hates Tyranids."
Your #1 Fan |
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2008/10/17 04:04:52
Subject: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Yellin' Yoof
Venezuela
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Too bad new shootas
Owns all the one two rifles
Mommy bought me orks
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Ork. It's what's for breakfast  |
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2008/10/17 10:43:02
Subject: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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Dusks blood glow deepens
Ork rage cuts as falling leaves
Lasguns got no love.
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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2008/10/17 10:53:46
Subject: Rapid-Fire Haiku
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Ultramarine Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control
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Bolter, death-dealer
Against the Emperors's foes
Oh bugger, jammed, ARRRGH!!!!
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While you sleep, they'll be waiting...
Have you thought about the Axis of Evil pension scheme? |
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