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While what people have to say is funny (or interesting YMMV) I have loled just as much at people's sigs.
Example:
-Gwar's "I agree with Gwar!" sig.

Sooooo...Funny Sigs. Let me see 'em.

This is not in any way relevant discussion for the discussion forum, move it to OT.

Funny sigs aren't allowed, the whiny witches of this place made sure of that.

Im sorry EF , like i said in PM earlier , seems like its right on schedule :/

I dunno brook - your sig makes me chuckle

MGS is right though - this needs to go to Off Topic.

Chimera_Calvin wrote:MGS is right

Maybe I could put that into a sig? Hmm, might be interpreted as massively egotistical and draw very unwelcome comparisons.

MeanGreenStompa wrote:

Chimera_Calvin wrote:MGS is right

Maybe I could put that into a sig? Hmm, might be interpreted as massively egotistical and draw very unwelcome comparisons.

Nooo how can that be? surely everyone already know you arnt like that ! you have angels watching over you!
siggy it!

( oh god i feel so grossed out now .... ) dunno how people can stand doing it all day *pukes blood

MeanGreenStompa wrote:

Chimera_Calvin wrote:MGS is right

Maybe I could put that into a sig? Hmm, might be interpreted as massively egotistical and draw very unwelcome comparisons.

Ridiculous. Quoting every person that has agreed with you ever at the end of every post is normal behavior for most well adjusted individuals. Not egotistical in the least.

How big is that head and how small that penis that one needs to quote that one is "right" every time? I always hear Horseman shout "STROKE MY GIANT EGO" when stumbling upon that sig.

LunaHound wrote:

MeanGreenStompa wrote:

Chimera_Calvin wrote:MGS is right

Maybe I could put that into a sig? Hmm, might be interpreted as massively egotistical and draw very unwelcome comparisons.

Nooo how can that be? surely everyone already know you arnt like that ! you have angels watching over you!
siggy it!

I am glad you have realised that I am a force for good on this site /huggles!!1! XXX

But no, I'll not use that in my sig, I prefer for my good works in the dakka community to go on behind the scenes, humility is it's own reward!

This thread still needs to be moved and I need to leave it now, no use derailing it with talk about me being right!

I'm sending this to the hell of the OT as we've already entered the realm of bio jokes.

I'm sending this to the hell of the OT as we've already entered the realm of bio jokes.

I'm sending this to the hell of the OT as we've already entered the realm of bio jokes.

BrookM wrote:How big is that head and how small that penis that one needs to quote that one is "right" every time? I always hear Horseman shout "STROKE MY GIANT EGO" when stumbling upon that sig.

Im sorry , but i see it as " since im 95% of the time right , we can save each other 10 page worth of arguments that will no doubt ensue )
imagine if every GW discrepancy question thread drags to 10 pages , thats alot of strain on Gwar! to answer .

With all honesty , that does require alot of patience , not to mention the constant flame baiting on him he had endure.

I may be insane or slowed or dumb / stupid , but i dont think what i just said is completely insane or slowed or dumb / stupid.

Chris Crocker!

LunaHound wrote:
I may be insane or slowed or dumb / stupid , but i dont think what i just said is completely insane or slowed or dumb / stupid.

But if you used that logic Luna, then you would not be able to realise that you were insane or slowed or dumb / stupid, because you would be insane or slowed or dumb / stupid...? Mad people don't usually think they are mad and stupid people often drift around not realising they are stupid.

It's like that 40k quote, blessed is the mind too small for doubt.

Now enough of this silliness, lets just enjoy this thread about sigs, enough crrraaaazzzy derailing eh?

BrookM wrote:Chris Crocker!

BrookM .... dont...

you are better than that .

Leave Luna alone!!!!!!!!

H.B.M.C. wrote:Leave Luna alone!!!!!!!!

I lol'd

but it should have had a crocker crying face on it.

Ok guys , you dont have to like me or Gwar to respect a poster's thread .
So do the respectful thing and stop using this thread as place to bash us and post some funny siggy or GTFO
( of course this isnt just my excuse to say "leave ME ALONE!!" ) bash me if you must , create a new thread and respect this thread and its intended purpose.

Thank you.

Luna, please remain calm. I've already asked for this thread to return to normal service and you continued to post about issues that were not relevant to the thread.

Perhaps heed your own advice on this, and do please calm down, this is the internet, you're not going to find total accord with all people, find a way to let it go, for your own health and sanity mate.

/huggles

MeanGreenStompa wrote:

H.B.M.C. wrote:Leave Luna alone!!!!!!!!

I lol'd

but it should have had a crocker crying face on it.

You can have some of my mascara.

Something I started doing for the hell of it and got distractedand never finished them, some may remember that I had the Marine and Tau ones as my sig until they cut down the size of the sigs viewable ... ... mind you, most poeple proberly don't even remember me half the time, I'm not special *sobs*

Ten Commandments of a Space Marine
1. Thou shall not call thy Chaplain a "Big weener" no matter how funny you think it is
2. Thou shall not fill thy battle Brothers boltgun with soap, water or any other type of liquid
3. Thou shall not draw a moustache on thy Captain's helmet with crayons
4. Thou shall not honk thy Rhino's horn and shout "Hey sexy" at thy Sisters of Battle
5. Thou shall not attempt to sweet talk thy scantily clad Sisters of Battle
6. Thou shall not tease the Dreadnought, its not covered by the Health Plan
7. Thou shall not attach a sticker saying "My other ride is a Land Speeder Typhoon" on thy Rhino
8. Thou shall not use thy Dreadnought's Lascannon for a lightshow or lighting of any other material
9. Thou shall not expose and slap thy bum cheeks at thy enemy while quoting Monty Python
10. Thou shall not tease the Librarian by prancing around shouting "smite me oh smitey one"


Ten Commandments of a Fire Warrior
1. Thou shall not engage the greater demon in combat
2. Thou shall not make donuts with the Hammerhead
3. Thou shall not point the Markerlight at thy Ethereal
4. Thou shall not subsquently call in a seeker missile
5. Thou shall not play bumper cars with the drones
6. Thou shall not taunt the Knarloc
7. Thou shall not use a fly swatter on thy vespid allies
8. Thou shall not use thy Broadsides railgun for a tin opener
9. Thou shall not wolf whistle Shadowsun
10. Thou shall not shoot the stealth team in the ass claiming not to have seen them


Ten Commandments of a Imperial Guardsman
1. Thou shall not use his Lasgun to light campfires
2. Thou shall not use his lasgun as a laser pointer
3. Thou shall not ask the Commissoner for a hug
4. Thou shall not refer to Shadowsun as the "Hot blue chick in armour"
5. Thou shall not ask any questions when the Commissoner asks "Are there any questions?"
6. Thou shall not question why his squad is referred to as "Operation Human Shield"
7. Thou shall not lean out the hatch of a Lemon Russ shouting "Drive me Closer! I want to hit them with my sword"
8. Thou shall not use "being abducted by aliens" as an excuse for not fighting today
9. Thou shall not defeat the enemy but keep them at bay long enough for the Marines to arrive and steal all the glory
10. Thou shall not spend all his spare time on his laptop on the dakkadakka forums complaining on how rubbish his lasguns are

Ten Commandments of an Ork
1. Thou shall not volunteer for ammo duty, you are the ammo!
2. Thou shall not argue with da bozz when he has powerclaws
3. Thou shall not use the highway code at anytime
4. Thou shall not obey capacity limits for any vehicle
5. Thou shall not take up knitting as a hobby
6. Thou shall not stand near the shock cannon
7. Thou shall not stand anywhere in view of the shock cannon
8. Thou shall not invite all your orky friends for a nice quiet game of scrabble or monopoly
9. Thou shall not taunt the flamerboyz
10. Thou shall not tease the Squigoth, I mean, come-on!? Its a Squigoth for crying out loud


Ten Commandments of a Chaos Marine
1. Thou shall not mention he likes gardening to fellow Chaos Marines
2. Thou shall not use "I worship Slannesh" as a pick up line to Sister's of battle
3. Thou shall not wink when saying the above
4. Thou shall not ride the Enraged Dreadnought with a cowboy hat yelling "yeehaa"
5. Thou shall not give tactical advice to the greater demon when he is losing the battle
6. Thou shall not give full explanations of your battle plan to the Chapter Master when in 1-1 combat
7. Thou shall not
8. Thou shall not
9. Thou shall not
10. Thou shall not
(need help completing this one and some of them aren't even funny lol)

I used to run with this sig but the official unfunny board of humourless gits of Dakka Dakka (tm) found it unfunny and a lot of other things:

Dark but amusing. I don't have anyone in my near family that has commited suicide so I would have to go with whether or not they found it hurtful I suppose?

/shrug

That's a bit too grimdark for my taste.

MGS' description of me made me burst out laughing in class. Had to sig it.

Leave Howard Johnson alone!

BrookM wrote:I used to run with this sig but the official unfunny board of humourless gits of Dakka Dakka (tm) found it unfunny and a lot of other things:

Yes because suicide, and leaving a family behind are really hilarious.

Yeah, I didn't find it all that funny, but then a couple of my friends have lost family members at a young age to suicide. Death isn't a big funny area without utterly OTT GRIMDARK (or Bruce Campbell) involved.

^^ That is not really that funny and is a little offensive, to be honest.

GW has standards of behaviour for anyone who associates their website with their company. So you can borrow or use their copy-right to promote the game but you have to be polite while you do it. yak and Iorek (and JFraz and ...) know what they are doing.