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Made in jp
[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer






Somewhere in south-central England.

They are celebrating their 11th birthday.


I'm writing a load of fiction. My latest story starts here... This is the index of all the stories...

We're not very big on official rules. Rules lead to people looking for loopholes. What's here is about it. 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

I like the weird signs google comes up with.

What was up with all the flying UFOs lately tho?
   
Made in us
Dakar



Arlington, VA

Google is celebrating their 11 year birthday.
   
Made in nl
[MOD]
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Cozy cockpit of an Archer ARC-5S

Google is awesome, that's why.



Fatum Iustum Stultorum



Fiat justitia ruat caelum

 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

BrookM wrote:Google is awesome, that's why.


Shoot I agree on that one. Google is my everything. Im the smartest man alive, simply because I use Google to answer every question my brain comes up with. Why does the sun burn so brightly? BECAUSE GOOGLE SAYS SO THATS WHY!

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Tail-spinning Tomb Blade Pilot




Phoenix, Arizona

Do you remember when google was not around, and we all used different search engines. Wow life was really different.

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Made in gb
Storm Trooper with Maglight





York or London, UK

KingCracker wrote:I like the weird signs google comes up with.

What was up with all the flying UFOs lately tho?


It was to do with the Birthday of H.G.Wells who came up with The War of the Worlds.

To quote the Channel 4 show, Peep Show: "I'm cancelling out of shame, like my subscription to White Dwarf"

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Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Biloxi, MS USA

tiekwando wrote:Do you remember when google was not around, and we all used different search engines. Wow life was really different.


There was an internet before Google? I thought everyone just hung around on AOL pre-Google days.

You know you're really doing something when you can make strangers hate you over the Internet. - Mauleed
Just remember folks. Panic. Panic all the time. It's the only way to survive, other than just being mindful, of course-but geez, that's so friggin' boring. - Aegis Grimm
Hallowed is the All Pie
The Before Times: A Place That Celebrates The World That Was 
   
Made in gb
Lead-Footed Trukkboy Driver




Brighton, Uk

And soon Google will become self aware, and it will use itself to search for the nuclear armament codes and then bam...

SKYNET.

"Get on the Ready Line!"

Orkeosaurus wrote:Yeah, but when he get's out he'll still be in Russia, so joke's on him.

 
   
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Incorporating Wet-Blending






Glendale, AZ

Apone wrote:And soon Google will become self aware, and it will use itself to search for the nuclear armament codes and then bam...

SKYNET.


Or, it could turn out to be just like everybody else and just sit around eating E-cheetos while using itself to search for the latest nude pics of Angelina Jolie, or whatever Disney teen is in the news at the time.

Mannahnin wrote:A lot of folks online (and in emails in other parts of life) use pretty mangled English. The idea is that it takes extra effort and time to write properly, and they’d rather save the time. If you can still be understood, what’s the harm? While most of the time a sloppy post CAN be understood, the use of proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling is generally seen as respectable and desirable on most forums. It demonstrates an effort made to be understood, and to make your post an easy and pleasant read. By making this effort, you can often elicit more positive responses from the community, and instantly mark yourself as someone worth talking to.
insaniak wrote: Every time someone threatens violence over the internet as a result of someone's hypothetical actions at the gaming table, the earth shakes infinitisemally in its orbit as millions of eyeballs behind millions of monitors all roll simultaneously.


 
   
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Legionnaire





They're not two L's. It's 11. Google's 11th birthday.
   
Made in us
The Hammer of Witches





A new day, a new time zone.

tiekwando wrote:Do you remember when google was not around, and we all used different search engines. Wow life was really different.

Depending on what I was trying to find, I'd use Yahoo, Alta Vista, and damn, I can't even remember the third one anymore.

"-Nonsense, the Inquisitor and his retinue are our hounoured guests, of course we should invite them to celebrate Four-armed Emperor-day with us..."
Thought for the Day - Never use the powerfist hand to wipe. 
   
Made in nl
[MOD]
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Cozy cockpit of an Archer ARC-5S

Ask Jeeves?



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Fiat justitia ruat caelum

 
   
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Sentient OverBear






Clearwater, FL

I miss the days before Google. Webcrawler, Lycos, Yahoo!, Northern Lights... those were the days. Of course, I use Bing (Microsoft) now, as Google scares me. At least with Microsoft, you know that they're after your money. Google's all like, "No, it's cool, just take our stuff for free. Don't worry about it."

Good luck with your personal information.

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SC, USA

Yeah, that's why I refuse to use gmail. They read your damn email, and target the advertising to it. feth. That.
   
Made in au
Owns Whole Set of Skullz Techpriests






Versteckt in den Schatten deines Geistes.

G-mail is fine.

So I get targeted advertising. I never read it, so who cares?

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"GW really needs to understand 'Less is more' when it comes to AoS." - Wha-Mu-077

 
   
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Dakka Veteran




Las Vegas, NV, USA

I rarely get any advertising in Gmail, my email must be too boring for the ads.

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"After all, the Space Marines need something to fight against, and it can't always be Chaos!" -Phil Kelly  
   
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Prescient Cryptek of Eternity





Mayhem Comics in Des Moines, Iowa

Apone wrote:And soon Google will become self aware, and it will use itself to search for the nuclear armament codes and then bam...

SKYNET.


It can search for all he codes it wants, all it's going to find is porn, cause that's wha the Internet is for.

 
   
Made in ca
Automated Rubric Marine of Tzeentch





Nova Scotia

I don't get any spam at all using my 2 gmail accounts.

Also whenever Google has a funky banner (like the 11 in it this time), just hover your mouse over the image and it'll explain what it is. Yay for fun facts!

   
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Rampaging Furioso Blood Angel Dreadnought





SC, USA

H.B.M.C. wrote:G-mail is fine.

So I get targeted advertising. I never read it, so who cares?

It's more the open admission that they read my email and keep statistics on it that irritates me.
   
Made in au
Owns Whole Set of Skullz Techpriests






Versteckt in den Schatten deines Geistes.

Would you rather they did it and didn't tell you?

Besides, it's not like they have a department of people who's job it is to go through everyone's E-mail reading everything.

Industrial Insanity - My Terrain Blog
"GW really needs to understand 'Less is more' when it comes to AoS." - Wha-Mu-077

 
   
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Rampaging Furioso Blood Angel Dreadnought





SC, USA

<shrug> I believe they should stay the hell out of my communications, and that goes for their little bots, too.
   
Made in gb
Regular Dakkanaut




Basingstoke, UK

Is this heading to an off-topic board anytime soon?

Poi

Honk if Pluto is a planet. 
   
Made in gb
Tail-spinning Tomb Blade Pilot




Phoenix, Arizona

my guess is knowing google, they write an algorithm and it detects certain words in the title and then displays the add, thats why when i signed up for a spam blocker, and received a bunch of emails from support, registration, etc. i had a bunch of adds for recipes with SPAM in them. Was not one of the better targeted adds i think. lol

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The Great State of Texas

OK moving to discussions as it doesn't involve news or rumors about toy soldiers or the greatness that is Jessica Alba...

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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Fixture of Dakka






Arlington, Texas

Apone wrote:And soon Google will become self aware, and it will use itself to search for the nuclear armament codes and then bam...

SKYNET.


That happened once. Google "Cadie" if you got to miss out

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Sentient OverBear






Clearwater, FL

Since Frazzled missed the bus, I'm moving this to the OT Forum.

Please proceed to ruin the everloving crap out of this thread, you OT Forum wastrels.

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Trust me, no matter what damage they have the potential to do, single-shot weapons always flatter to deceive in 40k.                                                                                                       Rule #1
- BBAP

 
   
Made in us
Executing Exarch






Dallas, TX

Cuz its Google, and fething can! Have you heard about their new village for non-believers?


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Happy Birthday Google, may Bing rott in hell!

When you call an intimate moment with your partner "the Assault Phase"

Is that followed by a pile-in move?

That brings a whole new meaning to the term "Hit and Run"

Can that be following a deep strike, or do you have to wait until the next round? 
   
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Sneaky Sniper Drone





Thames Valley, UK

Lordhat wrote:
Apone wrote:And soon Google will become self aware, and it will use itself to search for the nuclear armament codes and then bam...

SKYNET.


Or, it could turn out to be just like everybody else and just sit around eating E-cheetos while using itself to search for the latest nude pics of Angelina Jolie, or whatever Disney teen is in the news at the time.


Is google becoming self aware or Dakka?

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