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To break the monotony of zombie threads, let's have one about werewolves!
Someone in your neighbourhood is a werewolf. It holds a ritual-talisman which allows it to transform on every night, regardless of whether the moon is full. It has already attacked and killed several people, and appears to regenerate damage to its body by devouring flesh. As far as you know, non-silver weapons and objects can harm it, but this damage doesn't seem to faze it much. It has enough physical strength to rip sheets of steel apart like paper, and possesses the full intelligence of its human form as well as an animal cunning.
You are an Average Joe with only basic weapons at hand, such as knives and civilian-permitted firearms. What do you do, Dakka? Be aware that if the werewolf bites a victim, but does not kill them, then they too will suffer from the curse.
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
Buy a shopping cart of Bleach, some sheet metal, and a bucket full of BB.
Make C4 out of the bleach and create some home made claymores. I doubt a werewolf would walk away from that....
And on the off chance I can find any wolf tidbits left, I would grind some aluminium it powder mix it with some rust, light it with a flare, And Vola! Instant Thermite!
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Werewolf transformations are horribly painful and all they do is actively seek out and kill/eat humans.
So no, you cannot be a 'real' furry.
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
I go directly to wendigo and jack the bastard for their talisman. There'll be none of this 'pack of ravening werewolves' in my neighborhood! It brings all sorts of unsavory government agencies in and there goes the property values.
Special unique snowflake of unique specialness (+1/+3versus werewolves)
Alternatively I'm a magical internet fairy.
Pho indignation *IS* the tastiest form of angry!
The Battle Report Master wrote:i had a freind come round a few weeks ago to have a 40k apocalpocalpse game i was guards men he was space maines.... my first turn was 4 bonbaonbardlements... jacobs turn to he didnt have one i phased out.
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Tantras wrote: Logically speaking, that makes perfect sense and I understand and agree entirely... but is it RAW?
Wait till it sleeps and beat it to death with my wooden basball bat, stake it, then burn it. ANd piss on it just to be sure. Then burn it again, and shoot it in the head till I'm out of ammo.
To the darkness I bring fire. To the ignorant I bring faith. Those who welcome these gifts may live, but I will visit naught but death and eternal damnation on those who refuse them.
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I create a Safe Zone around all of the children filled with bear traps.
(It's basically for their protection, so I don't know why you wouldn't want to do that.)
Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
If the wolf is intelligent after the transformation, tick it off so I could become one.
"I saw a werewolf at Trader Vicks, and his hair was perfect."
If not, as stated in human mode the hardest choice would be wish gun gets the honor of doing the job. Do I want to be a range shooter, or do i want to get close and make it personal.
Off with the head works too. If I'm particularly ticked off its chainsaw time. they may regnerate but not fast enough to deal with a chainsaw baby, and that would make the joy last longer heh heh. No wolf alive is going to make it out alive from Frazzled in full on chainsaw mode. (Wow I'm kind of bloody minded this morning).
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
Hmmm, AIM FOR THE HEAD!!!
Honestly though, from a trackers perspective I would try to recover some 'werewolf urine' (the guy has got to go sometime, right?) and mask my scent with it. I wonder if it would work...
As for ACTUALLY killing it, I would try to aim for any vital parts on a normal animal. This thing may be ferocious, but it won't walk away from choking down a peice of lead.
Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
I would cover myself with as many silver rings and necklaces as I could locate, hit the local pawn shop, then wander the streets singing 90s rap songs.
Once the werewolf notices my affront to human decency and taste, it will be honor bound to put me out of everyone's misery. Naturally, when it tries to strike me I'll defend myself by throwing up my hands in the usual defensive fashion. Undeterred by my flimsy protest, the werewolf will probably swallow one of my hands.
At this point, he or she has a stomach full of silver and is essentially dead. I'll run until my metallic taste does its dirty work, then try to find the beast. Knowing that I will soon be a werewolf myself, I will steal the talisman, and begin doing research to see if there's anyway to use the talisman to counteract the curse. In the meantime I would take up deep sea fishing and take a monthly trip out to sea. Far out to sea.
Problem solved without any weapons, and with any luck the incipient lycanthropy will regenerate my lost hand. My only problem would arise if I forgot to remove my wedding ring before sticking my hand in the beast's mouth. I'd rather face a werewolf than my wife if I lost it!
Klawz-Ramming is a subset of citrus fruit?
Gwar- "And everyone wants a bigger Spleen!"
Mercurial wrote:
I admire your aplomb and instate you as Baron of the Seas and Lord Marshall of Privateers.
Orkeosaurus wrote:Star Trek also said we'd have X-Wings by now. We all see how that prediction turned out.
Orkeosaurus, on homophobia, the nature of homosexuality, and the greatness of George Takei.
English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleyways and mugs them for loose grammar.
Option A
Ring Chuck Norris, tell him you have a furry problem
Option B
Dig a huge pit, and I mean HUGE pit using diggers from the local farm. Have a huge stash of flamable liquid like alcohol bottles etc. And ensure you have at least two lighters, you just know that the first one won't work when you need it for the film style "added drama" ... ... All you need to do is convince someone you truely hate to act as bait (no doubt convincing them that they will be safe by lying to them), wait for them to fall in the pit and then torch the thing to death and enjoy the show as both of them burn.
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Do we know which person it is? Like can we just kill it during the day when its a person?
quote=Horst]well no sane woman will let you crap on her chest, or suck off a donkey for you, and sometimes you just need to watch gak like that done by professionals.
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KingCracker wrote:
On a funny note tho, a family friend calls women like that rib poppers. Ya just slide it in until they start popping, then you know your there
I'm just saddened no one wants to join me in Texas Chainsaw III Werepuppy Apocalypse.
Man up people. Get some 2/1 oil, some gas, and some bubble gum. When we finish with the bubble gum its time to kick ass.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
I think the first order of business is getting together a group of less interesting/likable people to form up a hunting party. There are always a couple of victims and I can think of several people I wouldn't mind sacrificing to bring down the critter.
See here's the thing. We need to be harness the power of the Wolf here. There have been absolutely no reported case of werwolves turning into zombies. I'd proffer they are quite immune. We need WW allies, and pronto.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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