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So you've been defeated by an enemy force? What term do you use to describe your defeat?
Were you "Steam Rollered" by a Imperial Guard Tank force?
Were you "Consumed by the Hive" ?
Were you "bloodied" by the Blood angels?
Inspiration for this came from my FLGS when a young man of approx 12 years old, annihilated his Ork opposition with his Crimson Fist Army and in the rapture of victory shouted these immortal words (with absolutely no comprehension of the alternative context)....
"YOU GOT FISTED!"
I swear I nearly passed a kidney.....
Post your howlers here for others to appreciate!
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Collecting Forge World 30k????? If you prefix any Thread Subject line on 30k or Pre-heresy or Horus Heresy with [30K] we can convince LEGO and the Admin team to create a 30K mini board if we can show there is enough interest!
Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I Die, You are forgiven. If I Live, I will kill you." Such is the Rule of Honor.
YOU GOT PURPLE NURGLED! (Nurgle)
I guess your army is left in the 'Dark'. (Dark Angels)
I have 2000 points of , called the Crimson Leaves.
I will soon be starting WoC, devoted to I have 500 points of , in blueberry and ice cream (light grey and light blue) flavour. From the fictional world Darkheim.
DarkHound wrote:Stop it you. Core has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines. Core, and its consumption of life, has become a well-oiled machine. Core has changed. ID tagged soldiers carry ID tagged weapons, use ID tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Battlefield control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. Core has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control. All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction. And he who controls the battlefield, controls history. Core has changed. When the battlefield is under total control, war... becomes routine.
Talked to death by the Bloody Word Bearers! (Seriously Lorgar is worse than a bloody politician.....Word Bearers just really make my d*ck itch.....)
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Collecting Forge World 30k????? If you prefix any Thread Subject line on 30k or Pre-heresy or Horus Heresy with [30K] we can convince LEGO and the Admin team to create a 30K mini board if we can show there is enough interest!
"How can we hope to match the speed of lightning? The fury of storms? The power of steel? The answer is simple. We cannot. I advise against this war." - Black Vangaurd Librarian; shortly after a brutal engagment with the Deff Riders
Deff Rider Warboss wrote:Terminated by Terminators
or YOU JUSS GOT TERMINATED BEOTCH
I'm gonna use it seeing as my 2500pt army list has 25 termies, not including lysander
Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I Die, You are forgiven. If I Live, I will kill you." Such is the Rule of Honor.
Deff Rider Warboss wrote:Terminated by Terminators
MWUWHAHAHAHAHAH
gang raped by orks.
"So that's a box of lootas/burnas (there's only FIVE complete minis in here, and only four of them what you wanted!), a Dark Elf army book and two pots of paint. That will be your first born." - Kirbinator
I go on the internet and start flame threads about how cheesy the army is that I lost to, while ruthlessly crushing threads that say the same thing about mine.
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"How can we hope to match the speed of lightning? The fury of storms? The power of steel? The answer is simple. We cannot. I advise against this war." - Black Vangaurd Librarian; shortly after a brutal engagment with the Deff Riders
Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I Die, You are forgiven. If I Live, I will kill you." Such is the Rule of Honor.
After a very bad session against a terminator missile launcher
"You got Cycloned"
The best one of all time has to be :-
"EXTERMINATUS"
Collecting Forge World 30k????? If you prefix any Thread Subject line on 30k or Pre-heresy or Horus Heresy with [30K] we can convince LEGO and the Admin team to create a 30K mini board if we can show there is enough interest!
Against Blood Angels:
I guess you are just having a period of losses. (If this is too nasty, then sorry mates.)
Against Dark Angels:
Your troops are hanging with the angels.
I have 2000 points of , called the Crimson Leaves.
I will soon be starting WoC, devoted to I have 500 points of , in blueberry and ice cream (light grey and light blue) flavour. From the fictional world Darkheim.
DarkHound wrote:Stop it you. Core has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines. Core, and its consumption of life, has become a well-oiled machine. Core has changed. ID tagged soldiers carry ID tagged weapons, use ID tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Battlefield control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. Core has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control. All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction. And he who controls the battlefield, controls history. Core has changed. When the battlefield is under total control, war... becomes routine.
Waaagh! Skarshak - Back after being lost in the Warp, an' ready to Krump sum 'eads! 
6000+ Order. Unity. Obedience.
Thousand Sons 4000+
's since 1995.