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2010/04/18 01:06:34
Subject: If 40k played like Pokemon
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Comparing tournament records is another form of e-peen measuring.
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2010/04/18 01:10:02
Subject: Re:If 40k played like Pokemon
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Doc Brown
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I fething love it.
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"From the fires of Betrayal unto the blood of revenge we bring the name of Lorgar, the Bearer of the Word, the favored Son of Chaos, all praise be given to him. From those that would not heed we offer praise to those who do, that they might turn their gaze our way and gift us with the Boon of Pain, to turn the Galaxy red with the blood, and feed the hunger of the Gods."
-Excerpt from the Three Hundred and Forty-First
Book of Epistles of Lorgar
Cheese Elemental wrote:That made me think... what's a good pick-up line in the Imperium?
"Hey baby, my plasma cannon's running hot and I need to purge you in the name of the Emperor tonight."
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2010/04/18 02:11:51
Subject: Re:If 40k played like Pokemon
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Praetorian
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I likes it a lot.
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Skorne army
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2010/04/18 02:12:46
Subject: Re:If 40k played like Pokemon
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
Holy Terra, Island Continent
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PURE AWSOME!!!!
I love it!
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2010/04/18 04:25:06
Subject: Re:If 40k played like Pokemon
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT!
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VERY well done. Bravo 
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DR:90S++G++M++B-I++Pwmhd13#++D+A++++/fWD303R+++T(F)DM+
 Atma01 wrote:
And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!
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2010/04/18 04:48:56
Subject: Re:If 40k played like Pokemon
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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GK Terminator! use Focus Punch.
Now use Holocaust.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2010/04/18 06:13:18
Subject: If 40k played like Pokemon
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Spawn of Chaos
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I reward you one Rare Candy. Well done.
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DS:90-SGM-B--I+Pw40K10+++D+A+/sWDR---TDDM+
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2010/04/18 06:46:09
Subject: If 40k played like Pokemon
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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This, sir, is full of win.
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 There's just an acre of you fellas, isn't there? |
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2010/04/18 08:29:33
Subject: If 40k played like Pokemon
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RogueSangre
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Inquisitor uses Exterminatus! Pikachu Dies!
"Squirtle, I choose you!" "Squirtle, squirtle!"
"Dreadnought, I choose you!" 'AT LAST! BACKTO WAR!!!"
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2010/04/18 08:32:46
Subject: Re:If 40k played like Pokemon
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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A wild gaunt appears (music starts playing) "Go Guardsman!"......Guardsman uses fireworks!...Critical hit (gaunt's HP lowers to zero)...It's not very effective...Guardsman gained 230 exp....Wait! Guardsman is evolving (more music starts playing)...Guardsman evolved into CREED!... CREED! wishes to to learn 'outflank'...
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- "Do not believe in me who believes in you, do not believe in you who believes in me, but believe in you who believes in yourself! DUMBASS!"
~Dark Eldar- Pirates of the Crystal Moon - 2400 points  38/15/4
~Pre-heresy Luna Wolves- WIP! (Probably gonna be a while) 
~Recently sold sisters, GW ruined them for me  their burning of xeno's will be remembered!  (Friend bought them back for me, making them work, statement so far half stands after a lesson learnt)
~  SKAVEN - 1000 points and growing, just have assassinate a few warlords to get my way...need more cheese...
'The bane of a gamers existance  ' |
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2010/04/18 16:18:08
Subject: Re:If 40k played like Pokemon
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Oh dear. Is it sad that Im laughing at this? Or that I know what a rare candy is/does 
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2010/04/18 16:22:56
Subject: If 40k played like Pokemon
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Warplord Titan Princeps of Tzeentch
Pat that askala, O-H-I hate this stupid state
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What would be better to see is if pokemon played like 40k.
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Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, its just a freight train coming your way! 
Thousand Sons 10000
  Grey knights 3000
 Sisters of battle 3000
I have 29 sucessful trades where others recommend me.
Be sure to use the Reputable traders list when successfully completing a trade found here:
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2010/04/18 16:23:17
Subject: Re:If 40k played like Pokemon
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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KingCracker wrote:Oh dear. Is it sad that Im laughing at this? Or that I know what a rare candy is/does
You are a grown man playing with toy soldiers, this thread is the least of your worries mate 
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2010/04/18 16:25:13
Subject: If 40k played like Pokemon
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Vindicator#9 wrote:What would be better to see is if pokemon played like 40k.
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2010/04/18 16:45:13
Subject: Re:If 40k played like Pokemon
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Bounding Assault Marine
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No good will come of this, No good at all
WAAAGH! FOR THE EMPEROR!
 Midnight Dragons: 2000pts Wins 3 Loses 1 Draws 0
 The Fox Knights: 4218pts Wins 1 Loses 2 Draws 0
 King Krumpz Boyz: 2965pts Wins 1 Loses 1 Draws 1
 Tigrus Vespa Hive: Spawning Wins 3 Loses 5 Draws 0
500-pts |
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2010/04/18 16:50:29
Subject: If 40k played like Pokemon
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Commander Endova wrote:Inquisitor uses Exterminatus! Pikachu Dies!
"Squirtle, I choose you!" "Squirtle, squirtle!"
"Dreadnought, I choose you!" 'AT LAST! BACKTO WAR!!!"
Squirtle spontaniously evolves to blastoise and uses hydro pump 
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2010/04/18 17:02:59
Subject: Re:If 40k played like Pokemon
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Grim Rune Priest in the Eye of the Storm
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You forced me to do it
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2010/04/18 17:06:54
Subject: If 40k played like Pokemon
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Does it have a zzap gun?
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2010/04/18 17:07:57
Subject: If 40k played like Pokemon
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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corpsesarefun wrote:Does it have a zzap gun?
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2010/04/18 17:15:55
Subject: Re:If 40k played like Pokemon
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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KingCracker wrote:Oh dear. Is it sad that Im laughing at this? Or that I know what a rare candy is/does
No, probably not sad, but I'm personally glad I've no knowledge of it.
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2010/04/18 17:19:10
Subject: Re:If 40k played like Pokemon
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Dakka Veteran
Arkahm
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Rymafyr wrote:KingCracker wrote:Oh dear. Is it sad that Im laughing at this? Or that I know what a rare candy is/does
No, probably not sad, but I'm personally glad I've no knowledge of it.
a rare candy is an item you can feed a pokemon to give it another level.... BUWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.....
*coughs a little*
How about a 40k card game too!!!
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Orkeosaurus wrote:But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
xxmatt85 wrote:Brains for the brain god!
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2010/04/18 17:20:46
Subject: Re:If 40k played like Pokemon
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Nigel Stillman
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This is perhaps one of the funniest 40k related things that I have seen in a VERY long time! Good job! @Cambak- 
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2010/04/18 20:20:01
Subject: If 40k played like Pokemon
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Dakka Veteran
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WIN. Just WIN.
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Okay, I've been on a bit of a hiatus 2011-14
Currently working on my Riot Guard.
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2010/04/18 20:44:54
Subject: If 40k played like Pokemon
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
Somewhere in space, close to Beetlejuice
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Sir this is damn epic, although, playing 40k like pokemon would most likely involve lots of girly teens throwing models at each other and demanding them to hurt each other O_o, and then someone comes and try and steals them and you just electrocute them....
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2010/04/18 21:36:17
Subject: Re:If 40k played like Pokemon
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Dakka Veteran
Arkahm
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Vladsimpaler wrote:This is perhaps one of the funniest 40k related things that I have seen in a VERY long time!
Good job!
@Cambak-
OMG!!!
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Orkeosaurus wrote:But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
xxmatt85 wrote:Brains for the brain god!
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2010/04/18 21:45:43
Subject: If 40k played like Pokemon
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Oh good lord... just imagine what would happen if 40k somehow found its way onto their planet...
This thread is full of win, I applaud the original poster.
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2010/04/18 22:19:29
Subject: If 40k played like Pokemon
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
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A wild Pikachu appears.
Go, Librarian!
Select Option:
-Attack
-Item
-(Run Away)
-Change
Run Away!
Librarian: HERESY! I SHALL NOT RUN IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR!
Select Option:
-(Attack)
-Item
-Run Away
-Change
Select Attack:
-Null Zone PP 20/20
-(Smite) PP 31/40
-The Avenger PP 24/30
-Quickening PP 10/12
Librarian uses Smite!
It's super-effective.
The Pikachu is now dead. Huzzah!
Wait, Librarian is evolving...
Librarian has evolved into Epolstiary!
Epolstiary wants to learn Vortex of Doom, but has 4 spells already. Do you wish to delete one to add Vortex of Doom? (Yes)/No
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I have 2000 points of , called the Crimson Leaves.
I will soon be starting WoC, devoted to 
I have 500 points of  , in blueberry and ice cream (light grey and light blue) flavour. From the fictional world Darkheim.
DarkHound wrote:Stop it you. Core has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines. Core, and its consumption of life, has become a well-oiled machine. Core has changed. ID tagged soldiers carry ID tagged weapons, use ID tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Battlefield control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. Core has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control. All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction. And he who controls the battlefield, controls history. Core has changed. When the battlefield is under total control, war... becomes routine.
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2010/04/18 22:23:46
Subject: If 40k played like Pokemon
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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A wild chancey appeared...
KILL!MAIM!BURN!
It's super effective!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Chancey fainted...
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2010/04/18 22:36:26
Subject: Re:If 40k played like Pokemon
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Dakka Veteran
Arkahm
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A Wild Chaos Sorcerer appeared...
Go! Guardsman 372!!!
-attack
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-(run away)
-Charge
Commissar: YOU NEVER RUN AWAY! HERITIC!
Guardsman 372 dies
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Orkeosaurus wrote:But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
xxmatt85 wrote:Brains for the brain god!
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2010/04/18 22:39:14
Subject: If 40k played like Pokemon
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Scouting Shadow Warrior
Somewhere Between here and the Warp
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WIN!
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SPAM FOR THE SPAM GOD!!!!! JAM FOR THE JAM THRONE!!!!!!! -codemonkey
We'ze da Orks, and we'ze were made for fightin' an' WINNIN'! 
WHFB Armies:
High Elves: 4000 Points Painted
Orcs & Goblins: 3500 Points Painted
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