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If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in.
The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:
1. Frequently wears black clothing.
2. Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
3. Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
4. Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
5. Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
6. Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
7. Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
8. Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
9. Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
10. Takes drugs.
11. Drinks alcohol.
12. Is suicidal and/or depressed.
13. Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
14. Complains of boredom.
15. Sleeps too excessively or too little.
16. Is excessively awake during the night.
17. Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
18. Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
19. Spends large amounts of time alone.
20. Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
21. Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
22. Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
23. Misbehaves at school.
24. Misbehaves at home.
25. Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
26. Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
27. Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
28. Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature.
29. Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
30. Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
31. Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
32. Expresses an interest in sex.
33. Masturbates
34. Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
35. Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
36. Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
37. Claims to be a goth.
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
I can be accused of a few of those things, because apparently wearing my Rammstein t-shirt makes me evil....
I really kind of hope this isn't serious but a part of my is consigned to believe it's the sort of thing that could be and probably is.....
Oh, hang on, I've just read that philosophy makes you evil on that list O_o That's.... ridiculous, beyond ridiculous, it's laughable, this actually made me chuckle.
If Your Child is a Christian, Reform Through Gothic!
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from Gothicism. Christianity is a very common and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in.
The Christian culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of goodness, prayer, and magical men in the sky. Please seek immediate attention through goth clubs, partying, and cynic parental guidance to rid your child of imaginary dieties' temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:
1. Frequently wears nice suits on sunday.
2. Wears Stryper and/or Christian rock t-shirts.
3. Wears very little eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
4. Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: crosses, images of the crucifiction, pisces symbols, or various other Christianity worshipping symbols.
5. Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos but only in areas not visible when normally clothed.
6. Listens to Christian or any other anti-social genres of music.
7. Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
8. Shows a declining interest in fun activities, such as: drinking with college buddies, getting laid, rated PG-13 or worse movies or sports.
9. Shows an increasing interest in death, heaven, hell, the Angelic mythos, or anything else that involves God.
10. Takes drugs.
11. Drinks alcohol.
12. Is depressed.
13. Cuts, incisions or punctures or any other method of Stigmata.
14. Complains of boredom.
15. Sleeps too excessively or too little.
16. Is excessively awake Sunday morning.
17. Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to wearing sunglasses while driving.)
18. Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
19. Spends large amounts of time alone with a bible.
20. Requests time alone and quietness with said bible. (This is so that your child may speak to god through meditation.)
21. Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
22. Disregards authority figures due to them not having authority over god's design.
23. Misbehaves at school.
24. Misbehaves at home.
25. Eats religious related foods. Kosher foods are an example of this.
26. Drinks symbolic blood or expresses an interest in communion.
27. Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Religious channels)
28. Never plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature.
29. Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer to peruse religious sites.
30. Places hand over chest and/or violently shakes head to Christian music.
31. Dances to music in a boring or trancelike manner.
32. Expresses no interest in sex.
33. Masturbates
34. Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
35. Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Judism, Mormonism, Philosophy, and Catholosism.
36. Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "God saves, he shoots he scores!", "I'm going to heaven", "god loves you", "I'm a christian".
37. Claims to be a Christian.
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The christian culture is dangerous and the believe of imaginary dieties thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
Rather similar looking. Not neccessarily for the better.
Whoever wrote the christian version is a Nazi a$$-clown.
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25. Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
Who among us is not guilty of this transgression?
Automatically Appended Next Post: Other Goth related foods include eggs (symbol of the crushing of hope and life), and Chocolate (an important ritual food of the stanaic cult of the Aztecs).
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Nice. 21 of these apply or have applied to me. No one has yet tried to reform me through the Lord, though. At least now I know that every time I masturbate, think about sex, have sex, wear clothing, blink, breath, or continue to be homosexual I am worshipping Satan.
Thinglike wrote:Nice. 21 of these apply or have applied to me. No one has yet tried to reform me through the Lord, though. At least now I know that every time I masturbate, think about sex, have sex, wear clothing, blink, breath, or continue to be homosexual I am worshipping Satan.
I like your avatar. It looks like a frog made of pretzels. Or a pretzel in the shape of a frog.
Kilkrazy wrote:25. Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
Who among us is not guilty of this transgression?
Automatically Appended Next Post: Other Goth related foods include eggs (symbol of the crushing of hope and life), and Chocolate (an important ritual food of the stanaic cult of the Aztecs).
What the hell is count dracula cereal? Isn't it Count Chocula?
I have two words for the person that wrote that....
Johnny Cash
Wore black
Drank
did drugs
Up at night
slept late
hung around eccentric people (country music folk.)
Johnny Cash was Goth....
Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
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