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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/14 10:23:08
Subject: Having a good clear out
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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After over 7 years of dodging and feeble excuses over the next 2 weeks I will be moving in with Mrs Squilverine. Asides from no longer being able to lay about in my pants, farting and watching dvd's on my days off any more I am quite looking forwards to the whole thing.
In preparation for this we spent most of the weekend clearing out her garage which has become a dumping ground for lat 5 years or so life crap and other boxes of guff which people seem to accumulate over a lifetime.
Some of the more unusual items we found include several odd socks, whos partners still live in the chest of drawers, a rather natty wine bottle holder made from metal in the shape of a cowboy, a miniature game of air hockey and the cd single of Lou Begga's Mambo no. 5
However we did manage to locate Mrs Squil's current passport and about £15 in notes and coinage.
So people of Dakka, what stuff have you come across whilst having a clear out? The more bizzarre and unexplained the better!
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Arte et Marte
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/14 11:43:30
Subject: Having a good clear out
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Half a bike I have never to my knowledge owned.
Some old WWII bullets stuck in the wall.
Does the German helmet and machine gun ammobox(full) I found in my grandpa's garden when digging a pond count?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/14 11:46:42
Subject: Having a good clear out
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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A WW1 French Cavalry Sabre  Still sharp enough to give me a 3 inch gash, after 95 years.
Oh and one of those really hilariously expensive walking sticks, which turned out to be ivory and mahogany, concealing a 18 inch blade inside! Brilliant.
sA
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My Loyalist P&M Log, Irkutsk 24th
"And what is wrong with their life? What on earth is less reprehensible than the life of the Levovs?"
- American Pastoral, Philip Roth
Oh, Death was never enemy of ours!
We laughed at him, we leagued with him, old chum.
No soldier's paid to kick against His powers.
We laughed - knowing that better men would come,
And greater wars: when each proud fighter brags
He wars on Death, for lives; not men, for flags. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/14 11:48:56
Subject: Having a good clear out
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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We once found a bathtub buried in the garden.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/14 11:59:34
Subject: Having a good clear out
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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A plastic garbage bag filled with @30 disney video cassette movies. Unfortunately, none were salvagable.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/14 12:10:50
Subject: Re:Having a good clear out
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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Must have been around the year 2000 and a friend was about to convert his garage into an extra room for his house. He's lived there about 3 months or so and hasn't really investigated the garage much, it's full of old newspapers, broken furniture etc etc. We spend a couple of days and fill a couple of skips with rubbish ( overnight the obligatory mattress appeared in accordance with the laws of physics) and then we find this extra brick wall has been built in the garage, really badly built and serving no purpose. So we start knocking it down and discover that for some reason the previous owner has entombed various household pets in this construction over the decades he'd lived there. Not pleasant at all.
Freaked us all well out when we first started finding these bones, it we hadn't seen the first couple of cat skulls we were getting ready to call the police in case we'd stumbled upon some grisly hidden murder scene or similar.
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/14 13:51:01
Subject: Having a good clear out
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Tunneling Trygon
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Wow, reds8n, I would have panicked at the sight of the first bones and called the police without thinking twice.
The only thing I found was quite strange. I was walking around our garden when I found a butterfly impaled with a skewer. Confused, I picked it up (by the skewer of course) and saw that the skewered was flayed out at the end. That was when I realised I had found that missing arrow from a few weeks before.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/14 14:21:31
Subject: Having a good clear out
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Cleaning out my friends garage in preparation for him moving we found a stash of around 10 or so antique swords.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/14 14:42:50
Subject: Having a good clear out
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Just after college, was helping a friend clean out his apartment.... Apparently, a previous occupant, and the landlord hadn't done a good job.... We found a total of 20 baggies of pot hidden throughout the place.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/14 14:57:18
Subject: Re:Having a good clear out
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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I'm moving house at the moment and so far I've found 35,000 Azeri Manat, which is worth about £6. I've never been to Azerbaijan.
I've also found a Bodhran.
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/14 14:58:29
Subject: Having a good clear out
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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We found a Microwave buried in a back garden once. That was, unique.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/14 15:30:07
Subject: Having a good clear out
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways
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Most interesting thing I've ever found was my brother's Action Man Snowboarder in the hedge at my parents house when I was helping them cut it.
It had been MIA for about 10 years
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/14 16:10:31
Subject: Having a good clear out
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Tunneling Trygon
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Notice that everyone posting is British. That's what happens when your country has a history.
In the US, it's a lot of new construction, and zero world wars.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/14 16:29:08
Subject: Re:Having a good clear out
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Yea basically, America is usually kind of dull when we find COOL STUFF!
I found a 1953 Fred Bear bow in the attic, thats the best "find" Ive got so far. OTher then that its "hey cool my old pants that were missing 4 years ago!"
Or "awesome 5 bucks in a.......sock?"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/14 16:29:30
Subject: Having a good clear out
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways
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@ Phryxis - Erm, check the flags of people posting
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/14 16:30:27
Subject: Re:Having a good clear out
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Disreguard, my internets is getting stupid
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/14 16:35:52
Subject: Having a good clear out
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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You can become honorary British but you have to pass the following test.
1. What do the initials LBW stand for.
2. What is Marmite and do you like it?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/14 16:39:25
Subject: Re:Having a good clear out
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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ok uh
1. Live by women? Look behind webster? Liver beans and wine?
2. Its a sandwich type spread, for toast the like. But some clever guy used it in painting his plague marines......infact now I need to look for that thread
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/14 16:40:00
Subject: Having a good clear out
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Kilkrazy wrote:You can become honorary British but you have to pass the following test. 1. What do the initials LBW stand for. 2. What is Marmite and do you like it?
Being British, I know this just off the top of my head! KingCracker wrote:ok uh 1. Live by women? Look behind webster? Liver beans and wine? 2. Its a sandwich type spread, for toast the like. But some clever guy used it in painting his plague marines......infact now I need to look for that thread
Awww, 1/2 ain't bad!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/14 16:42:05
Subject: Having a good clear out
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways
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Gwar! wrote:Awww, 1/2 ain't bad!
With that score we might be able to let him be Welsh...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/14 17:08:43
Subject: Re:Having a good clear out
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
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I once found a scyth in the back garden-you know, like the kind farmers use?
Suffice to say it's mine now. For obvious reason *Points to avatar*.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/14 17:15:06
Subject: Having a good clear out
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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"Farmers". Riiiiight! :p
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/14 17:36:15
Subject: Re:Having a good clear out
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Unbalanced Fanatic
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Oh, I don't ever find anything interesting. The only interesting stuff I could have had belonged to my grandad and when he died his widow through it out, I wasn't born and my dad was in hospital, thus unable to rescue it.
The OC-D
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DT:90SGM+B++I+Pw40k04#+D++A++/areWD315R+t(M)DM+
4000 points of Cadian 33rd
English and Proud
http://forum.emergency-planet.com/ The other foum I post on
Playstation 3 Player
"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons" - Douglas MacArthur. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/14 17:45:50
Subject: Having a good clear out
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Nigel Stillman
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helgrenze wrote:Just after college, was helping a friend clean out his apartment.... Apparently, a previous occupant, and the landlord hadn't done a good job.... We found a total of 20 baggies of pot hidden throughout the place.
/thread
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/14 19:06:41
Subject: Having a good clear out
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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Once I found a thin black plastic disc about 12 inches across with a small hole in the middle.
I think it may have been a record.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/14 19:20:37
Subject: Having a good clear out
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Hey, I got 100% on Kk's test!
Oh wait...
sA
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My Loyalist P&M Log, Irkutsk 24th
"And what is wrong with their life? What on earth is less reprehensible than the life of the Levovs?"
- American Pastoral, Philip Roth
Oh, Death was never enemy of ours!
We laughed at him, we leagued with him, old chum.
No soldier's paid to kick against His powers.
We laughed - knowing that better men would come,
And greater wars: when each proud fighter brags
He wars on Death, for lives; not men, for flags. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/14 19:27:14
Subject: Having a good clear out
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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SilverMK2 wrote:Gwar! wrote:Awww, 1/2 ain't bad!
With that score we might be able to let him be Welsh...
So...um what's wrong with being welsh?
Found under my bed once £100 in £20 notes in a game case that i never bought or had the console for.
The funnier part was that i was looking for loose change (already checked in the sofa) to buy a new game. :d
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/14 19:35:23
Subject: Having a good clear out
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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I found 20$ in a wallet I found when cleaning my room not my wallet and I was only 12 so free money.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/14 20:42:45
Subject: Re:Having a good clear out
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Hollerin' Herda with Squighound Pack
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I thik ours trumps yours so here goes
my grandfarther found a
dead body(garden mostly decompoed stabbed to death or blunt force troma to back of head)
unexploded bomb
my dad
a credit card with the pin on the back with 1457.98 pounds on it(that was fun)
ornate sword(still sharp in display case loft)
pistol(street one bullet missing)
me
pack o dead mice in a 2 liter bottle of coke
dead dog
and a blunt ornate sword near the other ornate sword
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Just reply to my posts for the love of the emperor i will give you an e cookie of any kind just please reply i hate talking to myself i am in fact doing it now aren't i oh well. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/14 22:22:11
Subject: Having a good clear out
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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Kilkrazy wrote:You can become honorary British but you have to pass the following test.
1. What do the initials LBW stand for.
Leg Before Wicket?
Kilkrazy wrote:
2. What is Marmite and do you like it?
A god-awful byproduct of brewing beer.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. |
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