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**Maverick**

You awake in a room. You appear to be seated at a DESK. on the desk is a LAPTOP COMPUTER. On the laptop is a web forum. What would you like to do?

**whatwhat**

I'd like to know what forum.

**FM Ninja 048**

4chan,

Now what do.

**whatwhat**

Log off.

**FM Ninja 048**

You just created paradox (of sorts) as you never need to log onto 4 chan how can you log off?

**whatwhat**

I logged off in my mind. I'm still on 4chan. But the mind doesn't give a ****.

**Maverick**

The forum seems to be dedicated to wargaming.

**FM Ninja 048**

what is the fourms name

**whatwhat**

I log in and start a new thread entitled 'You awake in...' then type 'You awake in a room. You appear to be seated at a DESK. on the desk is MILLA JOVOVICH wearing a bikini. What would you like to do? ' and await a response.

**Maverick**

You awake in a room. You appear to be seated at a DESK. on the desk is MILLA JOVOVICH wearing a bikini. What would you like to do?

**Monster Rain**

I would like to do something that's illegal in Texas.

**Maverick**

You do something that's illegal in texas. Fortunately, you're in the UK.

Milla Jovovich lies on the desk, unspeakable acts having been performed on her.

What would you like to do now?

**whatwhat**

Erm, order pizza?

**Maverick**

OOC - aw man, i can't go on. the irony of ordering pizza after that is hilarious.

**whatwhat**

You don't know what I was going to do with the pizza.

**Maverick**

whatwhat wrote:You don't know what I was going to do with the pizza.

Good answer.

**whatwhat**

You awake in a post office You appear to be working as a MAIL SORTER. You don't seem to enjoy this job and neither do those around you. There is a LOCKER in front of you. In the locker is one can of PETROL, a box of MATCHES and a length of ROPE. What would you like to do?

**Maverick**

Tie rope to ceiling.

Pour petrol on floor.

Place can below rope.

Stand on petrol can

Tie neck into rope.

Light match

Throw match into petrol.

Jump off of can.

**whatwhat**

As the rope was not short enough your feet touch the ground, only enough for you to be held on your toes as you slowly burn to DEATH. Incidentaly, at this point your actions have gone unnoticed by your cCOWORKERS who are turning towards the newly arrived MILLA JOVOVICH wearing a bikini. What would you like to do?

**Maverick**

You can think of lots of things you want to do, but you can't, as you burn to death, because you're unable to run away from the flames, thanks to the rope.

**LunaHound**

I would sit down and browse /ck/ and /tg/

**alexwars1**

BURN EVERYTHING.

**WarOne**

Only to realize you also incinerated your computer, child, and perhaps 65% of your Warhammer collection that wasn't metal.

**Orkeosaurus**

PICK UP KEY

I do not understand.

GRAB KEY

I do not understand.

GET KEY

I do not understand.

TAKE KEY

You have taken the KEY from the BOX.

I hate those games.

**Cheesecat**

Maverick wrote:You awake in a room. You appear to be seated at a DESK. on the desk is a LAPTOP COMPUTER. On the laptop is a web forum. What would you like to do?

Go to dakkadakka "Off-topic" forum.

Also.

**halonachos**

It depends, am I a moderator on said forum?

**WarOne**

You realize you are not a moderator on that forum.

**halonachos**

I rage quit the forum.

**Tim the Biovore**

I'd wonder how I got to Dakka after Google Image searching Milla Jonovich in a bikini, then go get the mail which has a dried red liquid on it, as well as scorch marks. After that I'd go order a pizza, then wait until other people reply to the "You awake in..." thread.

**WarOne**

But then you realize you are in an alternate reality where pizza doesn't exist.