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>Retrieve ARMS from SAFE.

And then subsequently attempt to invent a pizza.

You find yourself sitting on the beach, listening to THE JACKSON 5 while being assaulted by CLAMS.

Next to you is a pair of FLIP FLOPS and HALF A BATHING SUIT.

Looking nervously at you is the ANGELA MERKEL.

You're naked. What do you do.

Invent a pizza to cover up the nakedness.

WarOne wrote:But then you realize you are in an alternate reality where pizza doesn't exist.

What kind of a hell is this?...

A hell in which your recently invented pizza clothes have diverted away crabs (who do not like pizza) and somehow seduced Angela Merkel to chasing the crabs (as she really likes to have crabs).

You are sitting NAKED in a HELL where there is no PIZZA but plenty of PIZZA CLOTHES. In front of you is THE ANGELA MERKEL who is covered in CRABS. What do you do?

Put the crabs on Angela Merkel like a topping, eat her, and then find a way out of hell in your pizza clothes.

You are sitting in a room. There is a large box in the middle of the room. what would you like to do?

Maverick wrote:You are sitting in a room. There is a large box in the middle of the room. what would you like to do?

I'd like to open the box to find some pizza, but God help us all...

You open the box. Inside is some pizza. What would you like to do?

Moving thread to chain fiction.

Eat pizza, get the missus and have wild raw adult fun

You eat the pizza. Unfortunately, it's been laced with something.

A bottle is thrown through the window.

You pick up the bottle - it's labelled "tequila".

Drink Tequila?

Give wife tequila and start pelvic thrusting

Your wife is not here. You drink the tequila yourself.

You start to pelvic thrust.

Wild TEQUILA MONSTER appears!

Fight or Flee?

WIth teduila, anything looks doable. Pelvic thrust Tequila Monster.

You pelvic thrust the tequila monster.

Tequila Monster seems impressed, and offers advice.

Befriend Tequila Monster?

Abandon Tequila Monster and wife for MILLA JOVOVICH .

You are with Milla Jovovich, Her head is a laptop computer and on the screen is 4 chan.

What do you do?

Milla Jovovich is not in the room. The secret to getting anything into the room is the box. You decide to try to work out how to operate the magic box to get milla into the room.

Realize magic box is a laptop, perform web search for Milla Jovovich.

You try to type on the box, but the keys are a tequila-based illusion. Still no milla jovovich.

Bah.... move the box to the now broken window. look out to see what floor I am on and if it is possible to escape.

From behind the bars on the window, you can see that you're ten stories up.

Wonder how the tequila bottle survived the throw required to reach the window.

The tequila bottle was thrown by chuck norris. Chuck wanted it to survive, so it did.

But in doing so caused a time paradox that made Chuck Norris become you.

Chuck norris has left the area to go pillage some more women.

You are trapped in a room with a box.

What would you like to do?

Without looking, I put my head in said box.