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2010/09/15 21:28:06
Subject: Cannerus ain't homeless!
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Fixture of Dakka
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I now lose the ability to make jokes about it. But I have a place to stay for a few months at least  I was talking to an old high school friend on facebook and he said he ahd a spare room and offered it to me free of charge. I went over and there was debauchery and I have a room! 
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2010/09/15 21:31:19
Subject: Cannerus ain't homeless!
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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You have to have debauchery to get a room?
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2010/09/15 21:32:31
Subject: Re:Cannerus ain't homeless!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Honestly you two. . get a room.
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2010/09/15 21:39:00
Subject: Cannerus ain't homeless!
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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@Cannerus - Nice one, brollercoaster!
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 Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2010/09/15 21:41:30
Subject: Cannerus ain't homeless!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Someone else said that too. I want everyone to know that I'm not a whore, I'm a slut. There's a big difference  It was funny because he was giving me his "I'm only into girls speech" at first. Apparently I'm just that awesome 
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2010/09/15 21:41:32
Subject: Cannerus ain't homeless!
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Wait, why can't you make fun of homeless people anymore? I would think that, not actually being one yourself, your ability to make fun of them would have increased greatly.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2010/09/15 21:44:30
Subject: Cannerus ain't homeless!
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Noble of the Alter Kindred
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But I have a place to stay for a few months at least I was talking to an old high school friend on facebook and he said he ahd a spare room and offered it to me free of charge. I went over and there was debauchery and I have a room!
good news Cannerus.
Especially as it's free of charge!
Given the debauchery I suspect there was still a deposit! EEEUUWW!
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2010/09/15 21:48:34
Subject: Cannerus ain't homeless!
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Fixture of Dakka
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@Orkeo: No, I can, I just can't make jokes about being homeless i.e. "Yeah, I've got three of those back at my pla... oh, wait."
@chibi: Ha, it was more of an oral agreement We spit it down the middle after we came up with a solution.
Too much?
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2010/09/15 21:53:25
Subject: Cannerus ain't homeless!
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Not nearly enough!
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2010/09/15 22:03:39
Subject: Cannerus ain't homeless!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Mwahaha. If I weren't at work I could easily go all night. You would have to bend over backwards not to get behind. I would post balls to the wall. You would never have sausage awesome posting. But I need to work. Penis.
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2010/09/15 22:21:18
Subject: Re:Cannerus ain't homeless!
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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Now, now. No need to go off half-cocked. We can discuss this at length if you like, but you may find some of my arguments hard to swallow.
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2010/09/15 23:06:16
Subject: Re:Cannerus ain't homeless!
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Battleship Captain
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You guys are so gehy.
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2010/09/15 23:13:37
Subject: Re:Cannerus ain't homeless!
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
Ephrata, PA
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Golden Eyed Scout wrote:You guys are so gehy.
Your still young. It'll grow on you
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2010/09/15 23:33:07
Subject: Re:Cannerus ain't homeless!
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Monster-Slaying Daemonhunter
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I wondered when the thread where people start posting playful homoerotic innuendo would come. Have fun yall.
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2010/09/15 23:41:09
Subject: Cannerus ain't homeless!
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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What's wrong with playful homoerotic innuendo?
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2010/09/15 23:43:00
Subject: Cannerus ain't homeless!
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Monster-Slaying Daemonhunter
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I said something was wrong?
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2010/09/15 23:49:32
Subject: Cannerus ain't homeless!
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Battleship Captain
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Albatross wrote:What's wrong with playful homoerotic innuendo?
In your endo.
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2010/09/15 23:56:30
Subject: Cannerus ain't homeless!
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Satyxis Raider
In your head, screwing with your thoughts...
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Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:
Given the debauchery I suspect there was still a deposit! EEEUUWW!
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
@chibi: Ha, it was more of an oral agreement We spit it down the middle after we came up with a solution.
Too much?
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Mwahaha. If I weren't at work I could easily go all night. You would have to bend over backwards not to get behind. I would post balls to the wall. You would never have sausage awesome posting. But I need to work. Penis.
Albatross wrote:Now, now. No need to go off half-cocked. We can discuss this at length if you like, but you may find some of my arguments hard to swallow.
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2010/09/16 00:02:05
Subject: Re:Cannerus ain't homeless!
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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Well a bj isn't nearly as much as I'd make you do for a room.
Good job Cannerus!
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts  
Slaves to Darkness.3k  
Word Bearers 2500k  
Daemons of Chaos  
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2010/09/16 01:19:24
Subject: Cannerus ain't homeless!
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Well well well, let's not let this conversation get too sex. After all, we wouldn't want to homo with the moderators' dick of our posts. That would be very gay buttsex.
Am I doing this thing right?
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2010/09/16 02:10:44
Subject: Cannerus ain't homeless!
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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Orkeosaurus wrote:Well well well, let's not let this conversation get too sex. After all, we wouldn't want to homo with the moderators' dick of our posts. That would be very gay buttsex.
Am I doing this thing right?
Yes you are.
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"See a sword is a key cause when you stick it in people it unlocks their death" - Caboose
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2010/09/16 02:15:16
Subject: Cannerus ain't homeless!
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Fixture of Dakka
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XD
@shadow: There was also a 30 minute massage. I knew the massage had magical powers since I have a bass player's fingers (and a harmonica player's tongue, but that's another story) and every major sexual encounter of my life has begun as such, but apparently I can change sexual preference as well At least for an hour anyway. Mwahaha. Automatically Appended Next Post: whatwhat wrote:I said something was wrong?
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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2010/09/16 07:21:06
Subject: Cannerus ain't homeless!
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
The Ministry of Love: Room 101
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Cannerus: I am now imagining you as Wallace from the Scott Pilgrim movie (not sure how much the movie character differes from the graphic novels)
Wallace! Again?!?!
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2010/09/16 10:11:09
Subject: Cannerus ain't homeless!
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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Orkeosaurus wrote:Well well well, let's not let this conversation get too sex. After all, we wouldn't want to homo with the moderators' dick of our posts. That would be very gay buttsex.
Am I doing this thing right?
Hahaha!
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2010/09/16 14:17:22
Subject: Cannerus ain't homeless!
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Fixture of Dakka
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del'Vhar wrote:Cannerus: I am now imagining you as Wallace from the Scott Pilgrim movie (not sure how much the movie character differes from the graphic novels)
Wallace! Again?!?!
I still need to see it, but I really want to. Dollar Movies ftw! And I swing both ways, sailor.
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2010/09/16 18:33:43
Subject: Cannerus ain't homeless!
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
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Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:It was funny because he was giving me his "I'm only into girls speech" at first. Apparently I'm just that awesome
*Reads comment and starts rolling around on floor laughing whilst gripping sides*
*Picks himself back up and reads comment again; falls down and repeats*
*Gets up and wipes tear from eye* In all seriousness, I'm happy you found a place to crash dude. All though,if you were in Enland, I probably would have just let you have the room .
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2010/09/17 16:02:40
Subject: Cannerus ain't homeless!
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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Grats man. I remember studing that if we could get homeless people less then permanent housing the closer we are to getting them permanent. Good luck man
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mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2010/09/17 16:07:05
Subject: Cannerus ain't homeless!
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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garret wrote:Grats man. I remember studing
Part of me thinks this is supposed to be "studying", part of me hopes it is in fact supposed to read "studding". Fair play either way to you matey !
@ the OP : Congratulations. Now get back to the karaoke !
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2010/09/17 16:50:07
Subject: Re:Cannerus ain't homeless!
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Stormin' Stompa
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Cannerus isn't gay, he's bi. I think. Sometimes I wonder what drives these sexual deviants. It can't be the literature and it surely isn't the music - I come across enough queer acts to be wholly aware of that.
Once I intended to interview what I presumed to be a very gay singer of a certain musical group, and the first thing he did after the set was go into the bathroom. In an act of sheer drunken ignorance, I decided to go take a slash myself and introduce myself at the urinal. I don't swing but I figured he'd be delighted.
Unfortunately, despite the fact that I was only fifteen seconds 'behind him', someone was already bumming him in a cubicle by the time I walked in. I took the piss and left. Cannerus would have wholly appreciated the acoustic folk rendition of Lady Gaga's 'Telephone' with a five-part vocal harmony but I'm still trying to come to terms with it myself. I eventually got the interview - I even shook his hand now I think of it. Then I went out to the smoking area and one of the backing singers was there with a friend, graphically explaining his interactions with a 'gorgeous Aryan' - apparently he was pretending to be Hitler at the time. I went up to him and introduced myself:
"Sorry to butt in on the conversation -" hey, it got his attention; "I'm a journalist blah blah blah wondering if you had a minute for a chat about the set..."
"Ooh, is this a pickup line?"
"I don't want to have to do this the hard way - if you could just explain why he was wearing the flowerpot the review might actually have some good in it. I'm a bit confused -"
"Oh, we're all 'confused' men here..."
"I have a sense of humour, I really do. I say that I'm ' taken aback' because I like to entertain myself, but I don't want you to take me the wrong way. If you could just fill me in I can get what I need and then even take a minute to explain to your guitarist how to tune an instrument. Would you like that?"
"I like you... um, he's not our normal guitarist..."
"(I think I'm getting somewhere) GREAT! I'm going to light a cigarette because I had a real good time too. Can we just talk business now?"
"Oh, I wouldn't charge you."
True story. I had to drill him for a while but eventually I got him to be serious.
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2010/09/17 18:28:37
Subject: Re:Cannerus ain't homeless!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Whatever you need to do to pay the rent, boy.
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