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Well hey thats good news. Grats man And so cheap even! Gotta love cheap ass....er....is it BEING a cheap ass.... either way


And this thread is full of hilarious. Those trees.....seriously, I cried. My kids were looking at me like something was wrong

so this thread can happen but I can't say feth.............


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Arctik_Firangi wrote:Cannerus isn't gay, he's bi.

no such thing, sorry...

you either like the ridges of a cock in your mouth or you don't.

Woah, that's a bit strong.

IG_urban wrote:

Arctik_Firangi wrote:Cannerus isn't gay, he's bi.

no such thing, sorry...

you either like the ridges of a cock in your mouth or you don't.

I'm curious why you say this. It is not the first time I've heard it nor will it be the last I'm sure, but I just don' t get this thought prcoess. I have 99% female porn and have only ever had a relationship with females, but I am at a phase of doing stuff with whoever is willing and I find attractive. I only use the term "bi" because pansexual gets me weird looks.

Side note, I actually tasted my first little bit of missing relationships last night while rather drunk and high (which means not very much for me) in that I desperately wanted to cuddle with someone. Are there cuddle prostitutes? I'm apparently a pretty lame slut. I'm sure any cuddle session I would have would become a game of "fondle the naughty bits" given enough time, but still. I don't want/need a relationship now at all, but some of the other fringe benefits would be cool.

Another side note, just woke up over at a girl's place and I think I'm friend zoned with her, which is rather unfortunate. I can't read her at all and she's said she's very internal, which might explain why I can't read her. Any thoughts here?

Err, other side note, I don't completely bottom for guys XD Not opposed to the idea and do everything but, however it's going to take someone to talk me into it. Anyone care to try? ;D

Albatross wrote:Woah, that's a bit strong.

I know, right? Everybody on this site is so soft with their opinions... What was I thinking?


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Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:I'm curious why you say this.

I dunno, a buddy of mine who is gay said it to me one time when I asked his opinion on the whole bi thing. It makes sense to me.

IG_urban wrote:so this thread can happen but I can't say feth.............


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Arctik_Firangi wrote:Cannerus isn't gay, he's bi.

no such thing, sorry...

you either like the ridges of a cock in your mouth or you don't.

I'm not sure what to say to that. Other than, incorrect way of disproving the bi-sexual preference.....

mmkay.

Cannerus isn't bi-sexual, he's Tri-sexual.

*ahem*

I'm kind of sick of reading about this (as I would be sick of hearing about anyone's sexual misadventures, regardless of orientation), but I guess that's on me to stop clicking on these threads. Why is it that if something's on the Internet, I'll read it, no matter how trivial?

To me the whole "bi now, gay later" thing makes about as much sense as saying because someone likes vanilla ice cream they can't like chocolate. The "slippery slope" doesn't actually exist IMO, everyone has different experiences. Gay men have a rep (not all, but it's not uncommon) for for being jealous/derogatory of the bis for various reasons, but most of the ones that have issues seem to think that they're not committing or something. Well duh. That's kinda the point for me Either way. I'm in cool down mode this week so no beer , drugs, etc. We'll see how I feel about it next week and if I'm ready to tame my partying ways yet.

jwoolf wrote:I'm kind of sick of reading about this (as I would be sick of hearing about anyone's sexual misadventures, regardless of orientation), but I guess that's on me to stop clicking on these threads. Why is it that if something's on the Internet, I'll read it, no matter how trivial?

The fact that I just read YOUR post proves that you might be on to something there....

This thread is icky! I'm not sure if its too far or ok. Surprisingly I have no one to yell at.

IG_urban wrote:

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:I'm curious why you say this.

I dunno, a buddy of mine who is gay said it to me one time when I asked his opinion on the whole bi thing. It makes sense to me.

It makes sense to me. It appears that your gay friend only understands his own states of arousal. It's possible that he isn't turned on by women due to a case of sexual deviance that is as remarkable as his preference for cock/mouth/etc. He doesn't understand bisexual activity in the same way that the classical heterosexual might not understand a homosexual's ability to derive enjoyment from what they perceive to be distinctly homosexual activities. I know a gay guy who simply hates sex and only likes to cuddle men - I wonder what your gay friend thinks of this. I personally find it odd on two distinct levels, whereas your friend might only have trouble understanding the 'hates sex' part.

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Another side note, just woke up over at a girl's place and I think I'm friend zoned with her, which is rather unfortunate.

Ack, the dreaded Friend zone. I too have fallen victem to this most heinous of traps, and it is not helped by the fact that my friends (here's looking at you, Craig Clarke ) keep trying to jokily get us together whilst being unaware of my actual feelings (warning, self pity settings on overload ). Sadly I can offer you nothing except a shared sense of bromance in this siuation.

I can offer you more than... gak, you're 14. Nevermind Now, Fraz, it's too far and you have someone to yell at.

Take him to Switzerland, isn't their age of consent 14? I know it's their drinking age... (lucky fethers)

Now can this thread go back to being awesome again?

I'm assuming awesome = penis puns. And I have a war witch denegrah that was my ex girl's still in blister and I'll never use. I'd be willing to trade it for one random model that seems cool, especially random fantasy genre things like elves or cool skeletons

You are entirely correct. Threads with penis in them are always win.

Wait, that came out wrong... O.o

MasterDRD wrote: Threads with penis in them are always win.

Wise words, perhaps even a creed, to live by.

But this is getting..well.... god knows.. but I think we're done, congratulations to the OP anyway.