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Fixture of Dakka






Ol' Blighty

I have made a Chuck Norris SM , but can't decide how to paint him. Please go on bolter and chainsword's SM painter, and paste the scheme here. Thanks. http://www.bolterandchainsword.com/index.php?autocom=pages&do=show&id=1


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JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. 
   
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Shroomin Brain Boy





Berlin Germany

would you mind showing us first your mini? inspiration isn´t only wordmotivated...

   
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Rifleman Grey Knight Venerable Dreadnought




Realm of Hobby

+1, we need to see the mini in order to comment, otherwise you may as well go on the painter yourself.

MikZor wrote:
We can't help that american D&D is pretty much daily life for us (Aussies)

Walking to shops, "i'll take a short cut through this bush", random encounter! Lizard with no legs.....
I kid Since i avoid bushlands that is
But we're not that bad... are we?
 
   
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Dangerous Bestigor





Alberta

Agreed, aside from saying dirty blonde hair and beard and that I'm dissapointed he's not wearing Chuck Norris brand action jeans there's nothing to say.

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40kenthus





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Dip it in house paint, no one may look upon the awesomeness that is chuck.

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Dakka Veteran




Everywhere I'm not supposed to be.

Hadouken, you win.

Aside from a flannel shirt, wrangler jeans, cowboy boots, and a stetson, I'm not sure how you'd go about doin this...

Oh, and you can't forget his Texas Ranger badge. Gotta have that.

If you need me, I'll be busy wiping the layers of dust off my dice. 
   
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40kenthus





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'Because the eyes of the ranger are upon you.....'

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Rifleman Grey Knight Venerable Dreadnought




Realm of Hobby

Unless the OP updates this thread... I can only see one direction for it...

DOWN!

MikZor wrote:
We can't help that american D&D is pretty much daily life for us (Aussies)

Walking to shops, "i'll take a short cut through this bush", random encounter! Lizard with no legs.....
I kid Since i avoid bushlands that is
But we're not that bad... are we?
 
   
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Shroomin Brain Boy





Berlin Germany

the only thing i could suggest is get a wolfen head of possbly a scout marine to show his massiv bearded face...
other than that norris is possibly the only space marine that will tatoo a crux with an actual crux terminates by sticking it with super glue to his shoulder and wont use any power armor. why would he need one anyway. one roundhouse kick and a whole hivemind screams in oblivion...

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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot




San Diego Ca

You don't paint Chuck Norris figures.
You avert your eyes less ye be blinded by is total awsomeness. Then the figure paints himself since any thing a mere mortal could do would be wrong anyways.
Then the model kicks you in the nads for even having the temerity to create it, then the real chuck Norris smashes the model since their can be only one Chuck Norris.

Life isn't fair. But wouldn't it be worse if Life were fair, and all of the really terrible things that happen to us were because we deserved them?
M. Cole.
 
   
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Impassive Inquisitorial Interrogator





Hooper

dkellyj wrote:You don't paint Chuck Norris figures.
You avert your eyes less ye be blinded by is total awsomeness. Then the figure paints himself since any thing a mere mortal could do would be wrong anyways.
Then the model roundhouse kicks you in the nads for even having the temerity to create it, then the real chuck Norris smashes the model since their can be only one Chuck Norris.



Fixed that for you



This is silly! Buttons are not how one escapes dungeons! I would smash the button and rain beatings liberally down on the wizard for playing such a trick!


 
   
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Rogue Grot Kannon Gunna





Da Mekshop

Guys, he stole it from Bruce Lee!!

   
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Fixture of Dakka






Ol' Blighty

I can't post the pic- the computer doesn't like it, so i'll describe it- it's a standard SM, but with a scout head, no bolter, and i modelled it so it is roundhouse kicking. Ill try modellin a ranger badge. This is what i've got so far:
http://www.bolterandchainsword.com/smsbeta.php?bpe=3FA4AB&bpj=3FA4AB&bp=3FA4AB&bpc=3FA4AB&hdt=&hdm=&hdl=&ey=&er=&pi=&nk=3FA4AB&ch=3FA4AB&eg=&sk=&abs=3FA4AB&bt=BF5D21&cod=000000&ull=000000&lk=000000&lll=000000&lft=000000&url=000000&rk=000000&lrl=000000&rft=000000&slt=3FA4AB&sli=3FA4AB&srt=3FA4AB&sri=3FA4AB&ula=3FA4AB&lel=3FA4AB&lla=3FA4AB&lw=3FA4AB&lh=3FA4AB&ura=3FA4AB&rel=3FA4AB&rla=3FA4AB&rw=3FA4AB&rh=3FA4AB&bg=&rb=000000&gr=&wg=true&lightshade=true&mk7=333333
(have'nt actually painted it yet, so it's still up for discussion)


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AvatarForm wrote:Unless the OP updates this thread... I can only see one direction for it...

DOWN!

UPDATED!!!

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JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. 
   
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Shroomin Brain Boy





Berlin Germany

uhm first lee and norris in one scentence is HERESY.
do consider even that norris stealing something from lee is double HERESY!!

he who must not be named was around when roundhouskicks werent invented yet, cause he invented them, alone, sitting in his glory and building the world in one day. to thnk less is .... you now the drill...


now to something completly different: @ shrike:
is this scheme your attempt to create a worker stile shirt as worn as the one from AL Boleland the sidekick from Tooltime???

now way a marine or possibly a norris would were this...not even in complet darkness. got some manly colors that look proud?

   
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Fixture of Dakka






Ol' Blighty

As far as i know, chuck normally wears that kinda top in his films.


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JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. 
   
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Shroomin Brain Boy





Berlin Germany

hmmm might be the case... but it doesn´t really ...hmmm you know...touch me in a good way^^

   
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Rogue Grot Kannon Gunna





Da Mekshop

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40kenthus





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You should file off the aquila and paint his shirt in a 'flannel shirt' pattern, open at the top, with chest hairs.

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Shroomin Brain Boy





Berlin Germany

use steel wool for the hair, would be 1:1 ^^

   
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Screaming Banshee






Cardiff, United Kingdom

I thought Chuck Norris lost his awesomeness?




I can quite easily look upon him... WITH DISGUST.

   
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Shroomin Brain Boy





Berlin Germany

who is playing that muppet???
is this his real voice??? OMG in germany he sounds way more cool.
givin he isn´t the man he was when he made real cool oldstyle movies, but that blble crap...

well he never was that big of an idol for me, but i have to say i loved the jokes about him, they would never work with this new image thats setting in my mind about him...

ohoh it a bad thing to wake up...

   
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Ragin' Ork Dreadnought




Monarchy of TBD

Orki wrote:Guys, he stole it from Bruce Lee!!


Stole it, and improved upon it. Chuck Norris survived the roundhouse of Bruce Lee- years later, Lee would die from brain swelling. Chuck Norris's magnificent mastery of the roundhouse kick literally blew his mind.

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Orkeosaurus, on homophobia, the nature of homosexuality, and the greatness of George Takei.
English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleyways and mugs them for loose grammar.

 
   
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Fixture of Dakka






Ol' Blighty

Viktor von Domm wrote:hmmm might be the case... but it doesn´t really ...hmmm you know...touch me in a good way^^

so any suggestions..?


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JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. 
   
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Shroomin Brain Boy





Berlin Germany

after the vid of henners you probably just should paint him as a black templer^^

as for a serious paint scheme, do him like a canadian mounty....the will look cooler than a marshal of the US...
so red and black if i´m not mistaken...

   
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader





Princedom of Buenos Aires

Heh... perhaps this gives you (I hope not the wrong) ideas. And I had this two figures xDDD but lost them one of the times my family moved D:



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Ol' Blighty

My favorite so far is this:


P.S: without the hat or extra fist.

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JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. 
   
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Shroomin Brain Boy





Berlin Germany

awwww.... make the hat, would look like that colonel of apocalypse now...

   
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Everywhere I'm not supposed to be.

Extra fist counts-as power fist? I think so.

If you need me, I'll be busy wiping the layers of dust off my dice. 
   
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Fixture of Dakka






Ol' Blighty

Viktor von Domm wrote:awwww.... make the hat, would look like that colonel of apocalypse now...

I would, but... How do I make the hat? (I'm no good with Green stuff)


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JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. 
   
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Towering Hierophant Bio-Titan





Fareham

Shrike, your missing the caption from that one


"Some say that he has no chin under his beard, just another fist"


And yes, i do watch family guy way too much

   
 
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