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I saw this on another forum and it was quite fun reading.

Ok, here's how it works. When you post, you're adding the next 3 words onto a rolling story, hopefully set loosely in 40K fluff. For example, a string of 3 posts could run like this, though hopefully more entertaining

One day bob

Went to the

Shops to buy

And so on.

You can only post once a day, and every few days, I'll post with the current story in its entirety. *crosses fingers and hopes it works.*

Here goes:


The ork sat

and was happy.

Because he had

A rather large

...big shoota in...

...in his pants.

that goes Dakka..



.......Fun idea,but really belongs in Chain Fiction..

,but was it...

...enuff dakka for...

(realized my previous post might be a bit hard to follow up)

da female orks?

Thats right, I'm pulling a Matt Ward and sucker punching existing fluff in the face!

He then realized...

he didn't like

a pantsful of

noisy big shoota

so he carefully

removed the shoota

And killed the

laughing little grot

. Then the guardsman...






please remember to post once a day...

vomited up rainbows

under the stars

But fell off

the tank, and

into a pit

filled with deadly

heart, stars, and

Green clover marshmallows ..

and hit his

jaw on the

big nasty evil