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DOOMTHUMBS THE GREAT...

who has conquered

meadows and pastures

with his mighty

chainsword of doom.

Cows everywhere have

evolved into very

ugly carrot coloured

I've completely neglected this for a long time, so now i'm going through every post and C&P it all. Keep going till i put up the whole story, then i think that woyuld be it, other wise it will bwcome a Novel of complete gobbeldigook.

lesser daemons of

Slannesh, of course.

yay, thay yelled....

, as they ran

across the house

to jump on

an evil kitten

which seemed harmless.

But, thay saw

the ZOMBIE CAT

it had stolen

their only predator

and was waiting

to have scones

with Horus himself.

But grim dark

guitar playing mosquitos

Played dark METAL

which pleased Slaanesh

...until he hurled.

Once Rogal Dorn