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2011/05/18 15:15:11
Subject: Indian in The Cupboard 40k edition
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Drop Trooper with Demo Charge
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while i was cleaning out my closet I found my 4th grade book report on the Indian in the cupboard.I began to wish I had that i had that cupboard and bring my guardsmen to life.
The first model I would like to bring to life is my sly marbo. i dunno why but i want to see him move around and hurl his bombs at stuff. what would you bring to life?
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 "Dahl makes weapons for professional mercs. They're heavy, accurate and effective, assuming you are strong enough to hold one!" - Marcus Kincaid
82-PVT Maa Squad II Platoon Gamma of the 222nd catachan transferred now 134-Sniper Maa
Hoping for storm trooper training 
 my IG squad beats your squad!
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2011/05/18 15:17:26
Subject: Indian in The Cupboard 40k edition
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Norn Queen
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Ha great idea for a thread!
I'd probably go for an Eldar Wraithlord.
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Just to see how it would move, completely alien to anything on Earth.
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Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be
By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.
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2011/05/18 15:21:54
Subject: Re:Indian in The Cupboard 40k edition
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Barpharanges
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A Hive Tyrant and a small swarm to remove those pesky Ants and create small Tyranid Hives to remove any pests , and release on those I don't like.
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The biggest indicator someone is a loser is them complaining about 3d printers or piracy. |
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2011/05/18 15:26:13
Subject: Re:Indian in The Cupboard 40k edition
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Drop Trooper with Demo Charge
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blood reaper wrote:A Hive Tyrant and a small swarm to remove those pesky Ants and create small Tyranid Hives to remove any pests , and release on those I don't like.
hell why not a carnifex? it''ll eat the mice in the walls! 
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"Dahl makes weapons for professional mercs. They're heavy, accurate and effective, assuming you are strong enough to hold one!" - Marcus Kincaid
82-PVT Maa Squad II Platoon Gamma of the 222nd catachan transferred now 134-Sniper Maa
Hoping for storm trooper training
my IG squad beats your squad!
Oh $#!% |
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2011/05/18 15:39:51
Subject: Indian in The Cupboard 40k edition
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Malicious Mutant Scum
sitting in a cornfield
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I'd want a dreadnought or a titan to do my bidding. I think I saw a thread like this before.
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2011/05/18 16:53:59
Subject: Re:Indian in The Cupboard 40k edition
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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I would bring my GKs to life.
heck, this would make me buy a Dreadknight so I could have a little 6" tall mechanoid warrior to do my bidding.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2011/05/18 17:07:43
Subject: Re:Indian in The Cupboard 40k edition
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Blood Angel Terminator with Lightning Claws
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Man that would be pretty sick. I'd probably make Dante be the first of my Blood Angels to come alive that way he can tell me all about the things he's done as the chapter master of the Blood Angels.
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2011/05/18 17:42:00
Subject: Indian in The Cupboard 40k edition
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Bush? No, Eldar Ranger
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Depends on how I was feeling. If I was feeling particularly nasty, maybe a genestealer.
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2011/05/18 17:43:17
Subject: Indian in The Cupboard 40k edition
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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A thunderhawk...
Because flying is awesome.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/18 17:54:38
Subject: Indian in The Cupboard 40k edition
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Drop Trooper with Demo Charge
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I think owning a magical cupboard will increase gw sales!
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"Dahl makes weapons for professional mercs. They're heavy, accurate and effective, assuming you are strong enough to hold one!" - Marcus Kincaid
82-PVT Maa Squad II Platoon Gamma of the 222nd catachan transferred now 134-Sniper Maa
Hoping for storm trooper training
my IG squad beats your squad!
Oh $#!% |
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2011/05/18 18:50:13
Subject: Indian in The Cupboard 40k edition
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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Some of my marine sergeants.
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I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!
Hollowman wrote:
Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.
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2011/05/18 18:55:27
Subject: Indian in The Cupboard 40k edition
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Stoic Grail Knight
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Of course everybody is assuming that a 40K model would actually listen to you, and "do your bidding"
Its all fun and games until you get shot in the face by a T'au Rail Gun, or Tyranid Brainleech Devourers...
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2011/05/18 18:57:02
Subject: Indian in The Cupboard 40k edition
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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I'd like to think if they tried anything i could break them before they managed to get me...
That said thunderhawks are expensive...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/19 00:58:10
Subject: Indian in The Cupboard 40k edition
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Combat Jumping Akalis
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My archon... Then all my dark eldar and use them to take over the world... Or atleast get rid of my brothers chaos army.
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2011/05/19 01:29:58
Subject: Re:Indian in The Cupboard 40k edition
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Stabbin' Skarboy
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Definitely a Dreadnought. redacted
Definitely an Ork, probably a Stormboy. That would be hilarious to watch . . . until he declared WAAAAHG!!! on my face.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2011/05/19 01:32:12
ChrisWWII wrote:
My reaction to this thread is still 'Why, Flying Spaghetti Monster, why?"
asimo77 wrote
Then we're all going down in a blaze of glory and ork milk
Sir Pseudonymous wrote
A pasty, barrel shaped, acid-drooling, balding mutant wearing the jumpsuit version of an Abrams.
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2011/05/19 01:53:51
Subject: Indian in The Cupboard 40k edition
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Khârn, for the lolz.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/05/19 02:17:00
Subject: Re:Indian in The Cupboard 40k edition
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
I wanna go back to New Jersey
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I'd go for a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
No real reason. Just wanting to CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT around town while CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT-ing
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2011/05/19 02:22:15
Subject: Indian in The Cupboard 40k edition
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Daemonic Dreadnought
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I think anything that belongs to Nurgle would be a bad idea to bring to life. And to think all the STDs Slaanesh's troops would unleash, that'd be bad too. Of course Adept Mechanicus would just be annoying with them declaring everything heresy. And Necrons, from a distance it'd be amusing until all of a sudden, ZAP, there goes your foot.
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Gods? There are no gods. Merely existences, obstacles to overcome.
"And what if I told you the Wolves tried to bring a Legion to heel once before? What if that Legion sent Russ and his dogs running, too ashamed to write down their defeat in Imperial archives?" - ADB |
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2011/05/19 02:24:06
Subject: Re:Indian in The Cupboard 40k edition
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Focused Fire Warrior
5 miles north of Funkytown
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For me, the first thing that came to me was a Crisis Suit, the reason being that all you gotta stay is the words 'Greater Good' and then he could be such a good little helper.
then I started wishing I had a reverant (but who doesn't) as that thing is as big as a small child and imagine the father son events...
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The best thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's far too late to stop reading it.
-Courtesy of TheBlueRedPanda
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2011/05/19 09:28:22
Subject: Re:Indian in The Cupboard 40k edition
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Fighter Pilot
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I agree with ChiliPowderKeg. Definately a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.
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2011/05/19 09:50:59
Subject: Indian in The Cupboard 40k edition
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Ork Admiral Kroozin Da Kosmos on Da Hulk
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akaean wrote:Of course everybody is assuming that a 40K model would actually listen to you, and "do your bidding"
Its all fun and games until you get shot in the face by a T'au Rail Gun, or Tyranid Brainleech Devourers...
That's the good thing about orks. Animate them all at once, break an Arm off the Ghazghkull model, and you're the boss without anyone complaining. Then drop them off at a scrapheap and tell them to build an army. Then go on world demolition tour.
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7 Ork facts people always get wrong:
Ragnar did not win against Thrakka, but suffered two crushing defeats within a few days of each other.
A lasgun is powerful enough to sever an ork's appendage or head in a single, well aimed shot.
Orks meks have a better understanding of electrics and mechanics than most Tech Priests.
Orks actually do not think that purple makes them harder to see. The joke was made canon by Alex Stewart's Caphias Cain books.
Gharkull Blackfang did not even come close to killing the emperor.
Orks can be corrupted by chaos, but few of them have any interest in what chaos offers.
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2011/05/19 11:26:03
Subject: Indian in The Cupboard 40k edition
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
University of St. Andrews
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My Warhound Titan...quickly followed by the rest of my Imperial Guard army.
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"If everything on Earth were rational, nothing would ever happen."
~Fyodor Dostoevsky
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
~Hanlon's Razor
707th Lubyan Aquila Banner Motor Rifle Regiment (6000 pts)
 Battlefleet Tomania (2500 pts)
Visit my nation on Nation States!
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2011/05/19 11:30:08
Subject: Indian in The Cupboard 40k edition
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Monstrous Master Moulder
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Everything Imperium I could find, and then tell I am the emperor. Coz' heck, I am say, 100 times bigger than them? They aren't going to argue. Get to construct defenses for a week, then bring an ork horde to life. Damn I wish this was real.
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2011/05/19 14:08:06
Subject: Re:Indian in The Cupboard 40k edition
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Speedy Swiftclaw Biker
Florence, AL
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lol, the only problem with animating the GK is if you are simply trotting around and one happens to be lounging in your way and just before you accidentally step on the guy he activates nemesis weapon and you are all twitchy on the ground >.< they would make some nice little assassins ^^
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2011/05/19 14:21:29
Subject: Re:Indian in The Cupboard 40k edition
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Wha?.....
EVERY FIGURE I HAVE MUHAHAHAHAHAHA ectectect.
I must have enough to take over the world.
400 odd skaven alone and thats not even half my collection.......
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2011/05/19 14:23:40
Subject: Indian in The Cupboard 40k edition
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways
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I'd start with some artisans and instruct them to paint the rest of my warhammer figures.
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2011/05/19 14:39:36
Subject: Re:Indian in The Cupboard 40k edition
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Guarding Guardian
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I vote my bonesinger, at least then I get to ask it to build me stuff. If it refuses, I'll just splatter it. Eldar are fragile even when they're 9 ft tall.
Or alternatively I could animate the Angry Marines that I'm painting for the new codex... Then I could throw them at people and watch them carve them apart.
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 "TYRANID! TASTES JUST LIKE FREE RANGE CHICKEN!"
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Angry Marines Codex Author |
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2011/05/19 14:43:08
Subject: Indian in The Cupboard 40k edition
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Dour Wolf Priest with Iron Wolf Amulet
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akaean wrote:Of course everybody is assuming that a 40K model would actually listen to you, and "do your bidding"
Its all fun and games until you get shot in the face by a T'au Rail Gun, or Tyranid Brainleech Devourers...
Yeah, I read the series years ago and I remember at one point they animated a bunch of toy soldiers and the kid ended up getting shot repeatedly by a bunch of little bullets and cannons, and got really bloodied before he put them all back in the cupboard.
Something tells me that's the very first thing which would happen to us unless we put in one of the Guard casualty models or something.
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2011/05/19 14:46:09
Subject: Indian in The Cupboard 40k edition
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways
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That's why I would start with some civillians
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2011/05/19 14:49:19
Subject: Indian in The Cupboard 40k edition
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Lady of the Lake
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Put in Scibor's Caezar of Rome first, then after a brief discussion (he's probably a pretty cool guy, at least that's what all the storys say about him) any IoM forces would be alright. Except maybe the Inquisition...
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