Indian in The Cupboard 40k edition

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**ChrisWWII**

No no no. First you buy one of those Emperor models, and bring HIM to life. Have a reasoned discussion with him, and then start bringing Imperial modesl out.

**AlmightyWalrus**

Avatar 720 wrote:Khârn, for the lolz.

Oh god no, humanity would be dead within a year!

**Nerivant**

O'Shovah.

He's got some 'splainin to do.

**tavoittamaton**

Redshade wrote:I'd want a dreadnought or a titan to do the Emperor's bidding. I think I saw a thread like this before.

Grey Templar wrote:I would bring my GKs to life.

heck, this would make me buy a Dreadknight so I could have a little 6" tall mechanoid warrior to do the Emperor's bidding.

Fixed that for you guys

**Grey Templar**

so you are saying I am the Emperor?

**DarthLakey**

this thread is lolz.
I would bring a....GK, and use him to assasinate people i don't like with his NFW

**Dahl Corp.**

I would put my catachan in the cupboard and the monsters you could create in the creature feature rules. Also I would put a hierophant in there and set it loose in my school!

**TheMuffinMan98**

Tyranid Bio titan, those things are dangerous, even to full size people.

**Sgt_Scruffy**

Well, I would animate my entire collection and make them fight for my amusement.

If that's a no go - I would animate Lukas the Trickster and unleash upon my mortal nemesis. When Lukas inevitably gets squashed.... statis bomb!! I GET THE LAST LAUGH!

**Zuul**

If memory serves me right; in the Indian in the cupboard series it was the key, not the cupboard that held the power to animate figures...

**SagesStone**

ChrisWWII wrote:No no no. First you buy one of those Emperor models, and bring HIM to life. Have a reasoned discussion with him, and then start bringing Imperial modesl out.

That's what it is.

**Dahl Corp.**

TheMuffinMan98 wrote:Tyranid Bio titan, those things are dangerous, even to full size people.

Lexicanium states that
A brood of Hierophants are likely to be at the forefront of a major Tyranid attack. They are armed with massive bio-cannons, multiple claws and chitin blades, and armoured with a thick chitinous hide that exudes poisonous spores from rends in the plates.
A brood of hierophants are going to bring more lulz when they are set loose during lunch or gym

**Nightwalker**

gh05tdemon wrote:My archon... Then all my dark eldar and use them to take over the world... Or atleast get rid of my brothers chaos army.

You could never truely hurt my chaos

**Hückleberry**

A squad of Daemonettes to have a little cupboard of pleasure.

**Grey Templar**

I don't think the experience would be as pleasurable as you would think.

you never have looked under those loincloths have you

**TheWildHost**

I'd free some dark eldar prisoners, then let loose some kabalites and watch 'em shoot the women running away.

**Swordwind**

All my grav tanks, so I don't have to worry about annoying flying stems.

**RxGhost**

OP is right, Dahl DOES make the best guns...the stomper is busted awesome.

**Rusted**

Defiler, just to watch it walk around roaring and going crazy. I'd put it on a table at my FLGS and let it loose to break and tear apart every unit on the field in an orgy of plastic and gamer tears, complete with tiny tinny roars of madness with miniature explosions that constantly miss.

**Dahl Corp.**

Rusted wrote:Defiler, just to watch it walk around roaring and going crazy. I'd put it on a table at my FLGS and let it loose to break and tear apart every unit on the field in an orgy of plastic and gamer tears, complete with tiny tinny roars of madness with miniature explosions that constantly miss.

I would put papa nurgle in there but I know the smell of rotting flesh would go unnoticed at home!

**Azure**

Bunch of Tzeentch Flamers. They'd be great for parties and really any occasion, half the time they shoot fire and flames of many thousands of degrees, the other half: confetti! \(^...^)/

**Big Mek Dattrukk**

Not sure if i want to be responsible for the deaths of billions, but i think i would put my big mek in.

i mention the deaths because orks drop spores throughout their lives. meaning that even if you turn him back right away, some spores have gotten loose, and will grow in time...

**Mr Nobody**

Avatar of khaine, coolest fire hazard ever.

**Vladamyr**

Andilus Greatsword wrote:
akaean wrote:Of course everybody is assuming that a 40K model would actually listen to you, and "do your bidding"

Its all fun and games until you get shot in the face by a T'au Rail Gun, or Tyranid Brainleech Devourers...

Yeah, I read the series years ago and I remember at one point they animated a bunch of toy soldiers and the kid ended up getting shot repeatedly by a bunch of little bullets and cannons, and got really bloodied before he put them all back in the cupboard.

Something tells me that's the very first thing which would happen to us unless we put in one of the Guard casualty models or something.

"I am here for the Greater Good" would save you from Tau, assuming they understood what you were saying.....but i agree orks would be easiest to immiediatly control. Any SpaceMarine would just start shooting right away, along with Necrons, chaos and Tyranids. the rest of the races may consider before attacking though, so you would atleast have some time to try to convey ideas to them.

**Hückleberry**

Grey Templar wrote:I don't think the experience would be as pleasurable as you would think.

you never have looked under those loincloths have you

Thats the beauty of the cupboard...put them back in and they go back to being their poorly sculpted selves

**LolganLolnar**

A grey hunter so we can have some drinks!

i also wish i could fit myself in the cupboard and get shrunk to 40k monstrous creature size!

**jonolikespie**

SERVO SKULLS!!
I'd fething love to have about a hundred mini servo skulls to do my bidding and attack people who annoy me.

And maybe shrike to sit on my shoulder and claw at peoples eyes.

**Shayden**

I swear I saw a thread like this on 4chan. Ah, screw it! I would put in unpainted minis so they could paint themselves! It would be super detailed too!

**Mr Nobody**

Do NOT put nurgle models in there, it would be horrible.

**Dahl Corp.**

I swear if I could put one model in there it would actually be creed and somehow he would sneak a ENTIRE BANEBLADE BEHAIND THE DAMN SPOOL OF THREAD!!!