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2011/05/22 07:48:55
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Resolute Ultramarine Honor Guard
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Where would you take SoB on your first date?
I would take her to battlefield, kill some heretics while holding hands... 
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 For Emperor and Imperium!!!!
None shall stand against the Crusade of the Righteous!!! 
Kanluwen wrote: "I like the Tau. I just don't like people misconstruing things to say that it means that they're somehow a huge galactic threat. They're not. They're a threat to the Imperium of Man like sharks are a threat to the US Army."
 "Pain is temporary, honor is forever"
Emperor of Mankind:
"The day I have a sit-down with a pansy elf, magic mushroom, or commie frog is the day I put a bolt shell in my head."
 in your name it shall be done"
My YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/2SSSR2
Viersche wrote:
Abadabadoobaddon wrote:
the Emperor might be the greatest psyker that ever lived, but he doesn't have the specialized training that a Grey Knight has. Also he doesn't have a Grey Knight's unshakable faith in the Emperor.
The Emperor doesn't have a GKs unshakable faith in the Emperor which is....basically himself?
Ronin wrote:
"Brother Coa (and the OP Tadashi) is like, the biggest IoM fanboy I can think of here. It's like he IS from the Imperium, sent back in time and across dimensions."
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2011/05/22 09:35:09
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Devestating Grey Knight Dreadknight
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Man, just by looking at your topic posts, it is clear you have a bit of a problem naming your thread titles. Please be a bit more specific, as I was expecting a completely different thread.
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2011/05/22 09:38:09
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Resolute Ultramarine Honor Guard
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Jaon wrote:Man, just by looking at your topic posts, it is clear you have a bit of a problem naming your thread titles. Please be a bit more specific, as I was expecting a completely different thread.
That's the point, people don't expect what to find. And when they enter they are surprised by question. So? No answer?
And p.s. What did you mean by "completely different".
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For Emperor and Imperium!!!!
None shall stand against the Crusade of the Righteous!!!
Kanluwen wrote: "I like the Tau. I just don't like people misconstruing things to say that it means that they're somehow a huge galactic threat. They're not. They're a threat to the Imperium of Man like sharks are a threat to the US Army."
"Pain is temporary, honor is forever"
Emperor of Mankind:
"The day I have a sit-down with a pansy elf, magic mushroom, or commie frog is the day I put a bolt shell in my head."
in your name it shall be done"
My YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/2SSSR2
Viersche wrote:
Abadabadoobaddon wrote:
the Emperor might be the greatest psyker that ever lived, but he doesn't have the specialized training that a Grey Knight has. Also he doesn't have a Grey Knight's unshakable faith in the Emperor.
The Emperor doesn't have a GKs unshakable faith in the Emperor which is....basically himself?
Ronin wrote:
"Brother Coa (and the OP Tadashi) is like, the biggest IoM fanboy I can think of here. It's like he IS from the Imperium, sent back in time and across dimensions."
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2011/05/22 09:39:35
Subject: Re:Where would you take her?
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Barpharanges
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I'm beating a large amount of people are going to say a CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT.
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The biggest indicator someone is a loser is them complaining about 3d printers or piracy. |
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2011/05/22 09:53:39
Subject: Re:Where would you take her?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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blood reaper wrote:I'm beating a large amount of people are going to say a CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT.
It's sad when a lame pseudomeme becomes the best part of a thread.
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2011/05/22 10:03:06
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Fresh-Faced New User
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Well I for one would use my CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT to take her to the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT factory.
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2011/05/22 12:31:19
Subject: Re:Where would you take her?
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Grisly Ghost Ark Driver
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A witch burning followed by candle lit scourgings of the unpure. Classy stuff.
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2011/05/22 12:34:00
Subject: Re:Where would you take her?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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KingDeath wrote:blood reaper wrote:I'm beating a large amount of people are going to say a CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT.
It's sad when a lame pseudomeme becomes the best part of a thread.
You called?
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain  " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/22 12:40:16
Subject: Re:Where would you take her?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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purplefood wrote:KingDeath wrote:blood reaper wrote:I'm beating a large amount of people are going to say a CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT.
It's sad when a lame pseudomeme becomes the best part of a thread.
You called?
Oh great CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT please deliver us from this gakky thread! May your armour protect me from similar attacks on my poor poor brain and may your mighty lascanons destroy
those who do not honour the CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT as the greatest thing since the Emprah created the Ultramarines.
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2011/05/22 13:05:03
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Malicious Mandrake
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I would make her wrestle with a dark eldar wych, and the winner would become my bride.
Not gonna lie; hope the wych wins. S&M?
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2011/05/22 13:59:04
Subject: Re:Where would you take her?
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Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight
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I don't get it
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2011/05/22 14:00:03
Subject: Re:Where would you take her?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/22 21:27:00
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Karthu'ul, the Heart of the Universe
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Crash course in the 'Greater Good.'
Where else?
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There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable. |
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2011/05/22 14:15:19
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Noble of the Alter Kindred
United Kingdom
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The movies
a meal for two
back to hers in a taxi not a CArT
coffee
debussy playing in the background(somehow he has been resurrected) as we discuss misleading thread titles on Dakka.
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2011/05/22 23:34:59
Subject: Re:Where would you take her?
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Adolescent Youth with Potential
Capital Ship, Executor
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Greetings.
I'd take the Sister out in the Battlefield. Using our Melee weapons, Chain swords at the Left and Power Swords at the right, to quickly dispatch the enemy up close, put in some romantic music to get a feel of drama in the ambiance. A mixture of Orks and helpless Tau no weapons just stick and stones in the Fray fighting for their lives as two of the Emperor Crusaders slay them in AWE. Blood spattering in our armour as we go back to back. She screams "Unbelievers must die!" as i nod to her remark i reply "For the Emperor!"
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"Lead us from death to victory, from falsehood to truth.
Lead us from despair to hope, from faith to slaughter.
Lead us to His strength and an eternity of war.
Let His wrath fill our hearts.
Death, war, and blood;
in vengeance serve the Emperor and the name of Dorn!"
 We shall be Pure amongst Impurity.
We are the Imperium's Saviors
We are the Emperor's Finest,
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2011/05/22 23:43:40
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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I'd take her in my sweet CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT to dinner then i would leave with her in my CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT, then we would go to a movie, then we would run over gretchin and Tam draw as we go in cruise control and then I would have a pleasent conversion about how she fit into her armor, then i would Take her to the Inqusition for heresy. :/ yep. I am romantic till I stab you in the back with a meat cleaver.
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2011/05/22 23:45:30
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Asherian Command wrote:I'd take her in my sweet CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT to dinner then i would leave with her in my CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT, then we would go to a movie, then we would run over gretchin and Tam draw as we go in cruise control and then I would have a pleasent conversion about how she fit into her armor, then i would Take her to the Inqusition for heresy. :/ yep. I am romantic till I stab you in the back with a meat cleaver.
You don't stab with meat cleavers...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/22 23:47:24
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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purplefood wrote:Asherian Command wrote:I'd take her in my sweet CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT to dinner then i would leave with her in my CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT, then we would go to a movie, then we would run over gretchin and Tam draw as we go in cruise control and then I would have a pleasent conversion about how she fit into her armor, then i would Take her to the Inqusition for heresy. :/ yep. I am romantic till I stab you in the back with a Chainsword.
You don't stab with meat cleavers...
sorry let me change that....
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2011/05/23 00:22:33
Subject: Re:Where would you take her?
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
I wanna go back to New Jersey
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Depends. I'd have to consult /tg/ first. Otherwise theres nothing less romantic like a sunday drive in my CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT after Imperial equivalent of mass.
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2011/05/23 00:33:21
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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To a Pyromaniacs Anonymous meeting.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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2011/05/23 01:22:08
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
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I sincerely doubt I'd be taking a Sister of Battle anywhere, as I'm pretty sure she'd be wearing the power armored trousers in any given relationship.
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2011/05/23 01:41:30
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Nigel Stillman
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I'd take her behind into a dark alley, murder her, anoint my power armor with her blood, and go hit on sexy daemon chicks
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2011/05/23 01:45:02
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Guardsman with Flashlight
Hammonnd,IN
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I would take her to the eye of terror to fight chaos freaks for a eternity and a half then buy her a cheeseburger
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Show me a fortress and I'll show you a ruin.
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2011/05/23 01:55:47
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Stabbin' Skarboy
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Kill her and cover myself in her blood to make me safe from daemons.
It's camoflague you see.
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MeanGreenStompa wrote:penek wrote:wtf is wrong with GW ???
It's being run by people with short term vision and enough greed to extinguish a sun.
Perhaps they're the C'tan.
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2011/05/23 03:04:59
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I'd park my CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT between her industrial towers.
If time allowed, I'd drive it down the space corridor for good measure... 
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2011/05/23 03:09:52
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
University of St. Andrews
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kronk wrote:I'd park my CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT between her industrial towers.
If time allowed, I'd drive it down the space corridor for good measure...
......Did you just innuendoize dakka memes?
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"If everything on Earth were rational, nothing would ever happen."
~Fyodor Dostoevsky
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
~Hanlon's Razor
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Battlefleet Tomania (2500 pts)
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2011/05/23 03:29:36
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Frenzied Juggernaut
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I would take her to a nice candle lit dinner. Order the prime rib and a nice bottle of chardonnay. We would engage in romantic converstaions about the weather and politics. From there we would.....oh wait this is a warhammer forum... sh*t wrong place...in which case....
I'd pick her up in my b*tchen, pimped out gold and yellow CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT and *CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT* right though her *CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT* until her *CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT* was bleeding. I would repeat this for all her *CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS*
Then I'd *CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT* again inside her *CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT* until it bled some more. This would be repeated until my b*tchen pimped yellow and gold CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT was full of her *CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT* blood.
I would drive my b*tchen, pimped, yellow and gold CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT to the far reaches of Holy Terra. Cover myself in the still warm *CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT* fuilds and offer my soul to Slannesh. Good times
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37,500 pts Daemon Army of the Gods
 
35,000 pts - X - Iron Tenth
15,000pts - Firehawks
7,000 pts - Nighthaunt
Dkok - 1850
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2011/05/23 03:44:51
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Bane Thrall
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I would take her to a planet full of chaos and watch as she tries to fight them and die a horrible death. But hey i do hate the sob anyway. FOR THE CHAOS GODS
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kabal of angry dragon 2500pts Daemons 3000pts  5000pts 3rd 1000pts |
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2011/05/23 03:56:34
Subject: Re:Where would you take her?
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Stormin' Stompa
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A lovely sermon at church, that's what they like right?
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2011/05/23 04:06:34
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Frenzied Juggernaut
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Yeah those Sob love their preachers. Forcing themselves upon them with words that sway their minds to push harder go longer and roll over ,Er i mean re roll....
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37,500 pts Daemon Army of the Gods
35,000 pts - X - Iron Tenth
15,000pts - Firehawks
7,000 pts - Nighthaunt
Dkok - 1850
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