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2011/05/23 04:33:30
Subject: Re:Where would you take her?
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Confessor Of Sins
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She'd probably take me to the excruciation chambers for purification by pain, as I don't worship the Emperor as a god.
I'm weak to pain and especially blood though, so it's likely that my mind would snap and start to suffer the - relatively - pleasant delusion that I'm one of those people who likes pain, and therefore my date took me to an S&M club where I'm having a jolly time. ^^
Bestest date ever.
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2011/05/23 07:32:30
Subject: Re:Where would you take her?
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Pouncey wrote:
Bestest date ever.
What about this:
She seems quite happy... 
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Viersche wrote:
Abadabadoobaddon wrote:
the Emperor might be the greatest psyker that ever lived, but he doesn't have the specialized training that a Grey Knight has. Also he doesn't have a Grey Knight's unshakable faith in the Emperor.
The Emperor doesn't have a GKs unshakable faith in the Emperor which is....basically himself?
Ronin wrote:
"Brother Coa (and the OP Tadashi) is like, the biggest IoM fanboy I can think of here. It's like he IS from the Imperium, sent back in time and across dimensions."
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2011/05/23 08:23:39
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Brother SRM wrote:I sincerely doubt I'd be taking a Sister of Battle anywhere, as I'm pretty sure she'd be wearing the power armored trousers in any given relationship.
I dunno. You gotta think after a whole long day of purging the heretic, she might want to let her hair down when she's out with you\whomever and not have to be the one always commanding.
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2011/05/23 08:28:23
Subject: Re:Where would you take her?
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KingDeath wrote:blood reaper wrote:I'm beating a large amount of people are going to say a CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT.
It's sad when a lame pseudomeme becomes the best part of a thread.
I don't know, it seems OK to me.
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2011/05/23 16:59:02
Subject: Re:Where would you take her?
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Confessor Of Sins
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Brother Coa wrote:Pouncey wrote:
Bestest date ever.
What about this:
She seems quite happy...
Tempting, very tempting...
If I were a Space Marine, that'd be my first choice. ^^
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2011/05/23 17:01:43
Subject: Re:Where would you take her?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Pouncey wrote:Brother Coa wrote:Pouncey wrote:
Bestest date ever.
What about this:
She seems quite happy...
Tempting, very tempting...
If I were a Space Marine, that'd be my first choice. ^^
She's only with him to get to Calgar and his huge...
...Gauntlets of Ultramar.
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2011/05/23 17:03:18
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Well, I'd take her down to Bennigans in my CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT and then drive her in my CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT to see Pirates of the Carribean 4, and then drive her home in my CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT, unless she wants to come back to my place, in which case, I'd take her back home in my CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT, and get business taken care of.
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2011/05/23 17:04:35
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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2 things.
This thread started weird.
It is CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT. We decided to keep the original name in a seperate thread.
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2011/05/23 17:05:29
Subject: Re:Where would you take her?
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Confessor Of Sins
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Avatar 720 wrote:Pouncey wrote:Brother Coa wrote:Pouncey wrote:
Bestest date ever.
What about this:
She seems quite happy...
Tempting, very tempting...
If I were a Space Marine, that'd be my first choice. ^^
She's only with him to get to Calgar and his huge...
...Gauntlets of Ultramar.
Powerfists are not good for cuddling, I'd imagine. Even if they have an off switch.
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2011/05/23 17:15:27
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Napoleonics Obsesser
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purplefood wrote:2 things.
This thread started weird.
It is CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT. We decided to keep the original name in a seperate thread.
Oops. My Ctrl-C is bad today.
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2011/05/23 17:23:57
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Bonkers Buggy Driver with Rockets
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... I have a sudden urge to post a Meme but i could almost guarantee nobody would get it Oh Internet, how you ruin thee...
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2011/05/23 17:30:10
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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To the game store to play a game.
I'm not some weirdo who pretends my little metal figure is some sort of "date".
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2011/05/23 17:36:30
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Cultist of Nurgle with Open Sores
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you know nowhere in the codex does it state they are celibate, i think just stating that will be enough for now.
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2011/05/23 17:44:18
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Ghost of Greed and Contempt
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Where would I take an SoB? Well, where WOULDN'T I take her!
Innuendo? In-YOUR-endo!
Seriously? Magnet factory. Wardrobe malfunction FTW!
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2011/05/23 21:38:43
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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to the hieghts of pleasure, of course. my wife is a battle sister.
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2011/05/24 02:17:38
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Frenzied Juggernaut
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Dark Apostle 666 wrote:
Seriously? Magnet factory. Wardrobe malfunction FTW!
Thats hilarous...
Space mariens have like 2 hearts, 10 lungs, 8 kidneys, and 4 bladders (for those extra long missions)... I wonder if thay have extra.....
Im sure a Sob wouldn't mind some DP and a little PF with a SM...
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2011/05/24 02:19:58
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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xSoulgrinderx wrote:Dark Apostle 666 wrote:
Seriously? Magnet factory. Wardrobe malfunction FTW!
Thats hilarous...
Space mariens have like 2 hearts, 10 lungs, 8 kidneys, and 4 bladders (for those extra long missions)... I wonder if thay have extra.....
Im sure a Sob wouldn't mind some DP and a little PF with a SM...
You're so punny.
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2011/05/24 03:46:23
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
University of St. Andrews
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nsdocholiday wrote:you know nowhere in the codex does it state they are celibate, i think just stating that will be enough for now.
I do believee Ciaphas Cain confirmed that they are NOT required to be celibate. 
However, many do choose to be.
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2011/05/24 04:47:17
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Stalwart Strike Squad Grey Knight
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I'd kill her and use her blood as a warding mechanism, that's what the grey knights said was cool to do.
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2011/05/24 04:48:34
Subject: Where would you take her?
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nsdocholiday wrote:you know nowhere in the codex does it state they are celibate, i think just stating that will be enough for now.
Kinda hard to do the deed without the right equipment 
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Space mariens have like 2 hearts, 10 lungs, 8 kidneys, and 4 bladders (for those extra long missions)... I wonder if thay have extra.....
They dont. To put it bluntly, the Adeptus Astartes do not, in fact, possess dongs. There is only one chapter that still has their man-hood in working order, and they use it quite often when not in battle. And that would be the Space Wolves, who would require such equipment to go A-Viking.
ChrisWWII wrote:nsdocholiday wrote:you know nowhere in the codex does it state they are celibate, i think just stating that will be enough for now.
I do believee Ciaphas Cain confirmed that they are NOT required to be celibate.
However, many do choose to be.
Space marines, no, due to their lack of man-bits. The Sisters i am to understand that they keep themselves pure for the emperor. So i'd reckon that if the man in question was a Son of the Emperor it would be totally cool.
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2011/05/24 05:44:14
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Away from all of these guys and their CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORTs that they're wagging around?
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2011/05/24 06:02:45
Subject: Re:Where would you take her?
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Last Remaining Whole C'Tan
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lord_blackfang wrote:Respect to the guy who subscribed just to post a massive ASCII dong in the chat and immediately get banned.
Flinty wrote:The benefit of slate is that its.actually a.rock with rock like properties. The downside is that it's a rock
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2011/05/24 07:41:45
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Resolute Ultramarine Honor Guard
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Anidem wrote:
They dont. To put it bluntly, the Adeptus Astartes do not, in fact, possess dongs.
Find me a prof in fluff that say that...
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For Emperor and Imperium!!!!
None shall stand against the Crusade of the Righteous!!!
Kanluwen wrote: "I like the Tau. I just don't like people misconstruing things to say that it means that they're somehow a huge galactic threat. They're not. They're a threat to the Imperium of Man like sharks are a threat to the US Army."
"Pain is temporary, honor is forever"
Emperor of Mankind:
"The day I have a sit-down with a pansy elf, magic mushroom, or commie frog is the day I put a bolt shell in my head."
in your name it shall be done"
My YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/2SSSR2
Viersche wrote:
Abadabadoobaddon wrote:
the Emperor might be the greatest psyker that ever lived, but he doesn't have the specialized training that a Grey Knight has. Also he doesn't have a Grey Knight's unshakable faith in the Emperor.
The Emperor doesn't have a GKs unshakable faith in the Emperor which is....basically himself?
Ronin wrote:
"Brother Coa (and the OP Tadashi) is like, the biggest IoM fanboy I can think of here. It's like he IS from the Imperium, sent back in time and across dimensions."
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2011/05/24 08:13:43
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Juvieus Kaine wrote:... I have a sudden urge to post a Meme but i could almost guarantee nobody would get it Oh Internet, how you ruin thee...
Then it's a bit of a failure of a meme then, don't you think?
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2011/05/24 08:31:24
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
University of St. Andrews
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Brother Coa wrote:Anidem wrote:
They dont. To put it bluntly, the Adeptus Astartes do not, in fact, possess dongs.
Find me a prof in fluff that say that...
Oh god not this argument again.
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2011/05/24 09:05:33
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Hellz ye!
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2011/05/24 09:11:32
Subject: Re:Where would you take her?
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Last Remaining Whole C'Tan
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And, the meme reaches it's apex, to which it will never again ascend.
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lord_blackfang wrote:Respect to the guy who subscribed just to post a massive ASCII dong in the chat and immediately get banned.
Flinty wrote:The benefit of slate is that its.actually a.rock with rock like properties. The downside is that it's a rock
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2011/05/24 14:32:27
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Bonkers Buggy Driver with Rockets
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Brother SRM wrote:Juvieus Kaine wrote:... I have a sudden urge to post a Meme but i could almost guarantee nobody would get it Oh Internet, how you ruin thee...
Then it's a bit of a failure of a meme then, don't you think?
Eh not quite. Not many people explore the depths of 4chan or funnyjunk, or that sort of ballpark anyway
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2011/05/24 17:39:54
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Frenzied Juggernaut
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ChrisWWII wrote:Brother Coa wrote:Anidem wrote:
They dont. To put it bluntly, the Adeptus Astartes do not, in fact, possess dongs.
Find me a prof in fluff that say that...
Oh god not this argument again.
DIRECT ME TO THIS TREAD! If this conversation exists i want it known and i want proof, till then i am a firm believer that a sister would in fact bang a space marine.
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7,000 pts - Nighthaunt
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2011/05/24 17:58:38
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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xSoulgrinderx wrote:
DIRECT ME TO THIS TREAD! If this conversation exists i want it known and i want proof, till then i am a firm believer that a sister would in fact bang a space marine.
Soultgrinder,
Do you spend 3 hours or more at your FLGS, standing at the counter, commenting on everyone's purchases?
Do you, in fact, own more than 12 hentai comics?
Are you still waiting for your first kiss?
If you answered yes to more than 1 of these questions, Kirk is talking directly to you:
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