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2011/05/24 18:01:21
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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That is very slightly creepy...
Even without the mechanical problems...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain  " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/24 20:14:30
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
University of St. Andrews
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"If everything on Earth were rational, nothing would ever happen."
~Fyodor Dostoevsky
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
~Hanlon's Razor
 707th Lubyan Aquila Banner Motor Rifle Regiment (6000 pts)
 Battlefleet Tomania (2500 pts)
Visit my nation on Nation States!
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2011/05/24 22:59:53
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Frenzied Juggernaut
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LOL ... no to all 3. I just find it hilarious that SM are unics. Poor souls, they fight for the human race, yet dont have the manhood to carry it on. Thats just ironic dont you think?
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37,500 pts Daemon Army of the Gods
 
35,000 pts - X - Iron Tenth
 
15,000pts - Firehawks
7,000 pts - Nighthaunt
Dkok - 1850
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2011/05/24 23:19:06
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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xSoulgrinderx wrote:LOL ... no to all 3. I just find it hilarious that SM are unics. Poor souls, they fight for the human race, yet dont have the manhood to carry it on. Thats just ironic dont you think?
Everything in 40k is more or less ironic...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/24 23:21:50
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Cultist of Nurgle with Open Sores
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Take her to dinner to convince her that Hammerhand stacks.
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2011/05/24 23:25:25
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Lolcanoe wrote:Take her to dinner to convince her that Hammerhand stacks.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/24 23:58:30
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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xSoulgrinderx wrote:LOL ... no to all 3. I just find it hilarious that SM are unics. Poor souls, they fight for the human race, yet dont have the manhood to carry it on. Thats just ironic dont you think?
They don't reproduce that way anyway . They reproduce by implanting their geneseed into young boys, whom are awash in a chemical soup of drugs, hormones, and etc during the many years of procedure.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2011/05/25 00:54:44
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Shunting Grey Knight Interceptor
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I'd roll on up in my CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT, take her for a nice seafood dinner before performing numerous acts of slaaneshi (spelling?) worship.
Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh yeeeeaaaahhhhh
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2011/05/25 02:05:50
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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i would take her out to a nice steak dinner, and not have the nerve to call he back.
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Imperial Knight detachment: 375
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2011/05/25 02:15:30
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Mysterious Techpriest
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xSoulgrinderx wrote:LOL ... no to all 3. I just find it hilarious that SM are unics. Poor souls, they fight for the human race, yet dont have the manhood to carry it on. Thats just ironic dont you think?
First, that's not how you spell eunuch. Second, that's not what eunuch means, anyways. Third, Space Marines aren't necessarily even eunuchs, as they could just as easily be rendered sterile by the horrific mutations they suffer; they're also hideously disfigured Space Monks who drool acid, so it's probably a moot point anyways.
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2011/05/25 02:40:57
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Frenzied Juggernaut
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Well my apologies for being a fail-tard. But still, that sucks they won't get any even though they die for the empire. I bet you its because the Emperor gets all the ladies.
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37,500 pts Daemon Army of the Gods
35,000 pts - X - Iron Tenth
15,000pts - Firehawks
7,000 pts - Nighthaunt
Dkok - 1850
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2011/05/25 02:52:04
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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ChrisWWII wrote:
I'll repeat this image and say this thread scares me.
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2011/05/25 03:04:58
Subject: Re:Where would you take her?
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Stormin' Stompa
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You know when you have an idea, and it sounds complete sound in your head, but becomes horrible when you say it out loud? I putting this in that category.
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2011/05/25 04:29:13
Subject: Re:Where would you take her?
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Sinewy Scourge
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Stop being so ashamed of this thread.
I would take her on a lovely date on a flying pirate ship and sit under the light of dying stars as we, I mean, she, drinks roofied booze.
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"And the moral of the story is: Appreciate what you've got, because basically, I'm fantastic." |
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2011/05/25 05:17:11
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Last Remaining Whole C'Tan
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Melissia wrote: They reproduce by implanting their geneseed into young boys
When the catholic church tried that, they only got lawsuits, not space marines.
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 lord_blackfang wrote:Respect to the guy who subscribed just to post a massive ASCII dong in the chat and immediately get banned.
 Flinty wrote:The benefit of slate is that its.actually a.rock with rock like properties. The downside is that it's a rock
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2011/05/25 14:50:52
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Napoleonics Obsesser
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I'd drive down to Red Lobster in my CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT, then sell it to pay for the outrageous bill they give you. Somehow I ended up spending 126$ on two people (me included). oy.
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2011/05/25 17:03:19
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Frenzied Juggernaut
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HAHAHAH YOU WENT DOWN TO RED LOBSTER! AND PAID!.... you know its just easier to claim food poisoning and run out lol.... till you run in the bathroom and find the Sob puking becuase she's bolimic.
"so thats how they fit into those tiny armour corcets..."
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/05/25 22:52:57
37,500 pts Daemon Army of the Gods
35,000 pts - X - Iron Tenth
15,000pts - Firehawks
7,000 pts - Nighthaunt
Dkok - 1850
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2011/05/25 23:47:51
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Guardsman with Flashlight
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Thats horrible why would you *CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT*her in her *CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT*!? Why not a nice cheeseburger to lighten the mood?
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Show me a fortress and I'll show you a ruin.
+++ Captain Eddan Bourne, No. 2 Assault Company, Silver Skulls +++
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2011/05/26 00:06:56
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Frenzied Juggernaut
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The cheeseburger doesnt belong in there....
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37,500 pts Daemon Army of the Gods
35,000 pts - X - Iron Tenth
15,000pts - Firehawks
7,000 pts - Nighthaunt
Dkok - 1850
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2011/05/26 00:13:32
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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xSoulgrinderx wrote:The cheeseburger doesnt belong in there....
You sick  ...
I laughed my head off for a good 5 minutes at that...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/26 00:27:33
Subject: Re:Where would you take her?
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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I would nail her like a plank of wood.
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2011/05/26 01:29:17
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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Ouze wrote:Melissia wrote: They reproduce by implanting their geneseed into young boys
When the catholic church tried that, they only got lawsuits, not space marines.
Ohhhhh, cheap-shot.
Well, as long as this SOB is a CAAT person...
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MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
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2011/05/26 01:38:32
Subject: Re:Where would you take her?
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Put her into a potato.
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When beset by doubt,
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2011/05/26 01:40:20
Subject: Re:Where would you take her?
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
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2011/05/27 19:53:20
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
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I wonder if the mods will ever get sick of seeing CAAT everywhere?
Almost tempted to change my avatar now that i think about it.
You know, come to think of it, i havent read much fluff about what men and women of the imperium and its military branches do for fun, i mean i see that people get drunk here and there, and smoke this and that, and the odd special character gets laid. . . . but beyond that, is there anything else?
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"There are five possible operations for any army. If you can fight, fight; if you cannot fight, defend; if you cannot defend, flee; if you cannot flee, surrender; if you cannot surrender, die. " Sima Yi
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2011/05/27 19:56:57
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Painting, reading, gamble, researching, make toilet booze, work, and screw.
In the grim darkness of the 40th millenium, there is no TV or video games.
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2011/05/28 06:54:12
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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2011/05/28 11:03:33
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
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you owe me a spilled beer, and the time it took to clean beer out of my Keyboard
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2011/05/28 11:09:39
Subject: Where would you take her?
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Helpful Sophotect
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You don't take SoB anywhere.
THEY take you,and burn you. Fair enough.
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2011/05/28 11:13:28
Subject: Where would you take her?
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The Hammer of Witches
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Melissia wrote:xSoulgrinderx wrote:LOL ... no to all 3. I just find it hilarious that SM are unics. Poor souls, they fight for the human race, yet dont have the manhood to carry it on. Thats just ironic dont you think?
They don't reproduce that way anyway . They reproduce by implanting their geneseed into young boys, whom are awash in a chemical soup of drugs, hormones, and etc during the many years of procedure.
Ah, this takes me back to my school days.
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htj wrote:You can always trust a man who quotes himself in his signature.
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