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Lady of the Lake






Quite an interesting save he tried to pull from the last time he was wrong.

http://www.smh.com.au/world/the-world-will-end-again-on-friday-night-20111017-1ls7w.html
Newsflash: The world will end on Friday night.
Who is Harold Camping?
This shocking prediction comes from US Christian broadcaster Harold Camping, the same man who said the world would end on May 21 - and also on September 6, 1994.
We're still here, he believes, because on May 21 only God's true believers were "withheld" while the rest of us were left to be under "final judgment" for the next five months.
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In a rambling explanation posted on the website for the 90-year-old's California-based radio station, Family Radio, he said earthquakes were known to be an important sign of impending Judgment Day.
And in fact - try and keep up here - May 21 itself was a kind of earthquake of mankind, he said.
"All of mankind was shaken with fear. Indeed the earth [or mankind] did quake in a way it had never before been shaken," Mr Camping wrote.
"God had come spiritually to bring judgment upon the whole world."
He went on to write that "universal judgment" would not be physically felt until the end of the five-month judgment period, which is October 21.
"Thus we can be sure that the whole world, with the exception of those who are presently saved [the elect], are under the judgment of God, and will be annihilated together with the whole physical world on October 21, 2011, on the last day of the present five months period.
"On that day the true believers [the elect] will be raptured. We must remember that only God knows who His elect are that He saved prior to May 21.
"You, too, without your knowledge may have become saved before that date. Anyone can continue to beseech God for mercy because salvation and the election program are entirely in God's hands."
Get it? Neither do some of his fellow Christians.
Glenn Lee Hill, a retired pastor from North Carolina, has rejected Mr Camping's latest predictions.
"That is an erroneous prophecy, I don't believe the world is about to end. Jesus has provided the choice for people to live forever," Mr Hill told The Christian Post.
"The late night comics tend to make fun of Christians anyway and when this happens it gives them an opportunity to mock us."
When Mr Camping made the prediction in May, groups of followers quit their jobs and gave up their retirement funds to spread the word about the apocalypse.
Groups of followers still believe in him, with some continuing to spread the message in neon RVs, according to The Daily.
Just months ago, after suffering a stroke, Mr Camping appeared unsure about his predictions.
"I really am beginning to think as I restudied these matters that there's going to be no big display of any kind,” he said in an audio address quoted by The Washington Post.
"The end is going to come very, very quietly."

   
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Karthu'ul, the Heart of the Universe

He's basing his prediction on the existence of earthquakes?

That's a pretty shaky foundation to argue from.

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There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable.  
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nerivant wrote:He's basing his prediction on the existence of earthquakes?

That's a pretty shaky foundation to argue from.


I see what you did there
   
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Karthu'ul, the Heart of the Universe

Groups of followers still believe in him, with some continuing to spread the message in neon RVs, according to The Daily.


Because they'd hate to give God an easy target.



Also, with this earthquake = incoming judgement theory, Camping is planning to rock the foundations of Theology.

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There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable.  
   
Made in au
Owns Whole Set of Skullz Techpriests






Versteckt in den Schatten deines Geistes.

Oh not this again...

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"GW really needs to understand 'Less is more' when it comes to AoS." - Wha-Mu-077

 
   
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Karthu'ul, the Heart of the Universe

H.B.M.C. wrote:Oh not this again...


Yeah, it's getting pretty ridiculous, isn't it?

I should create a doomsday calender, in which time is told through false predictions of the end of the world.

There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable.  
   
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Lady of the Lake






But would the world end when the calender runs out of dates or spiral on forever?

   
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Karthu'ul, the Heart of the Universe

n0t_u wrote:But would the world end when the calender runs out of dates or spiral on forever?


Oh, we just cut it off partway to screw with people thousands of years later.

/Mayantrolling

There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable.  
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.

I have a prediction.

The world will not end on Friday.

Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. 
   
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Contagious Dreadnought of Nurgle





Oxfordshire UK

Well, the Mayans reckon its December 12th 2012.....

They were very rarely wrong......


 
   
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Gulf Breeze Florida

Monster Rain wrote:I have a prediction.

The world will not end on Friday.



I dunno what you said, but I heard World, End, and Friday in the same sentence.

Time to go quit my job and camp in your backyard.


 
   
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Lady of the Lake






I read all of it in the voice of Boxy Brown.

   
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw





Buzzard's Knob

I guess I better hurry up on that bucket list then.

---Threesome with Avatar chick and T-X
---Win a staring contest with Chuck Norris
---Create a smoked treat that is better than bacon

I'll let you know how it turns out Thursday...

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! 
   
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander





Ramsden Heath, Essex

Bloomin typical, the world ends this Friday and I don't get paid until the Friday after.

Jebus, his dad and the fat cats win again!

That's it, I'm staying at home today and eating cheesy wotsits. Take that bosses!

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Decrepit Dakkanaut




Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

I for one welcome our new apocalyptic overlords.

It is always fun to see the sheep talking about the end of the world.
   
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Versteckt in den Schatten deines Geistes.

sarpedons-right-hand wrote:Well, the Mayans reckon its December 12th 2012...


No they didn't.

Widely reported myth is still a myth.

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"GW really needs to understand 'Less is more' when it comes to AoS." - Wha-Mu-077

 
   
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Noble of the Alter Kindred




United Kingdom

If I were the Big Cheese I would be a tad miffed at nutters claiming in my name what I am suppoosed to be doing and when.

I would therefore rapture them to a sub-way station to wait on a very crowded platform for the tube train to Paradise. The train would eternally be just one minute away.

The rest of humanity can carry on happily buggering things up as per.


HBMC technically it is a fallacy not a myth
The word has been mythappropriated imho

 
   
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander





Ramsden Heath, Essex

And yet he/she probably won't rapture(rupture) you for that last pun Chibi?

Proof that jebus is asleep at the wheel.

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Lady of the Lake






Could say these puns are shaky at best.

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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander





Ramsden Heath, Essex

Don't worry, it's not the end of the world.

Doh!

How do you promote your Hobby? - Legoburner "I run some crappy wargaming website " 
   
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Lady of the Lake






What if to shake things up a little it is?

   
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness





USA

Lots of people want rapture to happen so that they don't have to die.

The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
 
   
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Barpharanges







I know what I'll be playing on my computer on Friday




The world will not end, this man is an idiot.

The biggest indicator someone is a loser is them complaining about 3d printers or piracy.  
   
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USA

Personally I'd play "Never Gonna Stop Me" by Rob Zombie, but taht's probably because he's likely the kind of person who considers heavy metal to be the domain of the antichrist.

The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
 
   
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Eastern edge

Oh this guy failed back in 1989 as well, so I would not worry about what he says.,

"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!



 
   
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The Great State of Texas

Excellent. I don't have anything planned. I'll pencil it in.

*get gas, get milk, world ends.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
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Blood-Drenched Death Company Marine






I thought it was the 12th of December? What is with 2011 being the year of 'the world is going to end' nutcases?
   
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shasolenzabi wrote:Oh this guy failed back in 1989 as well, so I would not worry about what he says.,


I thought this guy failed 3 months ago or something like that?
   
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Barpharanges







Dreadwinter wrote:
shasolenzabi wrote:Oh this guy failed back in 1989 as well, so I would not worry about what he says.,


I thought this guy failed 3 months ago or something like that?


He did and realised people where pissed so he said that there was a judgmental waiting time for humanity, basically he made up an excuse for destroying peoples lives.

The biggest indicator someone is a loser is them complaining about 3d printers or piracy.  
   
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander





Ramsden Heath, Essex

To be fair they were pretty dumb people, so who cares.

Still even under the law of averages he must be getting closer by now. I'm going to up the insurance just to be sure.

How do you promote your Hobby? - Legoburner "I run some crappy wargaming website " 
   
 
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