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So the world is gonna end? Again.... I dare say I have had my fill with worldendings by now, what will be next?

RAPTURE111

SlaveToDorkness wrote:
OT, Man I hate it when people do this. It gives Christians a bad name. We aren't all crazy, some of us actually read scripture and understand that there's no predicting the Rapture, that's the whole point to it.

Agreed, I am somewhat embarrassed by all of these loons, who probably haven't read the part where it says YOU CAN'T PREDICT THE RAPTURE.

I am a Christian, and I assure you, that most of us aren't nuts (some of us are, but not THIS kind of nuts )

So its the world is going to end on friday? Omg! ITS FRIDAY! FRIDAY!

I wonder if that had anything to do with it XD

But if so, that means i don't have to go on a date!

In any case, if it does actually happen, and the kind of people who believe it is going to happen are spirited away, I think I would much prefer oblivion rather than the rest of eternity in their company!

Pacific wrote:In any case, if it does actually happen, and the kind of people who believe it is going to happen are spirited away, I think I would much prefer oblivion rather than the rest of eternity in their company!

On a side note I LOVED SPIRIT AWAY!
But does that mean we will all be taken away by a heterosexual Dragon guy? Or are we going to be whisked away by god? Huh. I always thought I would go out with an assualt rifle taking down republicain zombie pirates Aliens or in WW3 after a drop pod assault O.o

Please be zombies, please be zombies, please be zombies!

Slarg232 wrote:Please be zombies, please be zombies, please be zombies!

Can't that wait a few months?

I haven't finished preparing.

This 90 year old punk is at it again! I don't mean to offend anyone who actually believes him (cricket noises), but this is BS!

Wot is his problem? Why not just use his mind to do something useful like fix the economy, or something plausible?

I'll get off of my soapbox now.

Slarg232 wrote:Please be zombies, please be zombies, please be zombies!

I am more of wanting an Republican Zombie Army.

Nerivant wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:Please be zombies, please be zombies, please be zombies!

Can't that wait a few months?

I haven't finished preparing.

Do you haz a shotgun?

If yes, then you are prepared enough, son!

Asherian Command wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:Please be zombies, please be zombies, please be zombies!

I am more of wanting an Republican Zombie Army.

Dude, the dead are already voting Democrat, it's no mystery where they lie....

Slarg232 wrote:

Nerivant wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:Please be zombies, please be zombies, please be zombies!

Can't that wait a few months?

I haven't finished preparing.

Do you haz a shotgun?

If yes, then you are prepared enough, son!

I haven't finished turning my body into the ultimate weapon, though.

Still need four cybernetic enhancements and a neural network update.

Slarg232 wrote:

Nerivant wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:Please be zombies, please be zombies, please be zombies!

Can't that wait a few months?

I haven't finished preparing.

Do you haz a shotgun?

If yes, then you are prepared enough, son!

Asherian Command wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:Please be zombies, please be zombies, please be zombies!

I am more of wanting an Republican Zombie Army.

Dude, the dead are already voting Democrat, it's no mystery where they lie....

Bad dum tish.

And the Republicans are voting for a zombie white elephant? I get confused by American politics.

Kids break up on Friday for half term here so God will have to wait, I wanna see my daughter.

Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:And the Republicans are voting for a zombie white elephant? I get confused by American politics.

Let me break it down for you.

We've got two types of elephants. Let's call them gray and white elephants. Now, they both want the bucket of peanuts. Ignore the fact that sharing the peanuts would be better for both, they just tug back and forth on the bucket, spilling peanuts everywhere.

Then you've got the monkeys staging protests outside the elephant enclosure, leopards trying to eat the monkeys, and holyshitakangaroojustkillazoopatron.

helgrenze wrote:

warpcrafter wrote:I guess I better hurry up on that bucket list then.

---Threesome with Avatar chick and T-X
---Win a staring contest with Chuck Norris
---Create a smoked treat that is better than bacon

I'll let you know how it turns out Thursday...

A message from the future.....
The world didn't end....
You had an E.D. issue.
You blinked.
Smoked Beer never really took off.

Check my unit when I'm looking at a picture of that blue chick from avatar and tell me I have E.D. No frickkin' way!!!

Thanks Neirvant!
Now I get it!

I would vote for the wereholyshitakangaroojustkillazoopatron.
Half man half two is feeding time.

oops wrong thread.

Looks like the right thread to me.

Suddenly I understand politics a little more.
Clearly the world needs a single ruler, like a zombie emperor. It'd have the simple policies needed to rebuild the world after the great Zoo escape/zombie outbreak/robot war on Friday.

Hopefully we can look back at this on Saturday and laugh/cry/chew our own wrists open.