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A recent MSN conversation:

me: think you can find time for a hard bout of naughty kinky fun??

Girl: depends when and where

Me: the winter equinox, deep in the everglades of alaska, wearing the musk of a yak

Girl: mmmmm... sounds good, except the musk of a yak!

Me: freshly milked

Girl: ha!

Me: ok, maybe without the yaks

Girl: well id love to go to alaska but you dont like planes

me: well ill f*ckin walk wont i?
me: cuz im 'ard

Girl: hahahahaha.... you girl!

Me: Swimming an ocean and then trekking across a mostly wild continent in blizzards and killing wild dangerous animals with only a steely glare and my bare hands isnt exactly girly... i might have to tame a moose to carry my MASSIVE BRAZEN BRASS BALLS

Girl: hahahahahaha!!!! i love your over active imagination!!!!

Me: Imagination? i do that gak on my days off...



I'm totally in there, lol.

@cheesecat: lol, epic

In all honesty has the relationship actually passed the stage of casual conversion online? Because if not I don't think you have "got" this girl yet at least it looks like a positive start though.

Nice E-Penis.

Lemme just hit the Triangle of Friendship here...

Chowderhead wrote:Nice E-Penis.

Lemme just hit the Triangle of Friendship here...

Hey I think there's enough leeway to make a good relationship advice thread. I mean it's a rough start but let's not get too trigger happy for the "button" yet.

You haven't got the girl yet. You're chatting on MSN.

Relationship advice is good, overly manly statements of awesomeness are much more fun.

post your most awesome/biggest failures at flirting right here

Frag wrote:Relationship advice is good, overly manly statements of awesomeness are much more fun.

post your most awesome/biggest failures at flirting right here

I'm not sure I could handle another awkward moments thread.

Any 'gamer' can get a girl/guy, you just gotta have the balls & confidence...

amen to that murray.

awkward moments?

NEIN!

Moments of inspired, testosterone fuelled insanity that make you chuckle

Frag wrote:
post your most awesome/biggest failures at flirting right here

I have no failures.

I have no successes, either.

Aught for aught, baby!

Nerivant wrote:

I have no failures.

I have no successes, either.

Aught for aught, baby!

no risk no reward

Murray wrote:

Nerivant wrote:

I have no failures.

I have no successes, either.

Aught for aught, baby!

no risk no reward

Why take risks when you don't want the reward?

because the rewards... ooh the rewards...

Nerivant wrote:

Murray wrote:

Nerivant wrote:

I have no failures.

I have no successes, either.

Aught for aught, baby!

no risk no reward

Why take risks when you don't want the reward?

whatever floats your boat, its only advice & the reward is fairly worth it

Meh, I find talking to women about as easy as talking to men the only difference is women tend to have a lower tolerance for fart jokes. If you have trouble socializing with girls chances are you have trouble

socializing with people in general.

Women are indeed strange creatures, but ultimately human, they just have fun squishy bits.

I even hear rumours that some of them like 40k

Its true, the wife likes her Tyranids

Frag wrote:Women are indeed strange creatures, but ultimately human, they just have fun squishy bits.

I even hear rumours that some of them like 40k

If that's your perception of women I don't think you'll be getting any hankypanky with that lass.

Probably not, I just liked the moose quip. Life is better with mooseseseses

KingCracker wrote:Its true, the wife likes her Tyranids

Tyranids invaded her kitchen?

Frag wrote:Relationship advice is good, overly manly statements of awesomeness are much more fun.

post your most awesome/biggest failures at flirting right here

Got into an argument with her yesterday. She can really hurt my feelings when she's throwing a hissy fit. But I love her, and I know she loves me. Going to go see her once her steam cools off.

But I remember that day that started it all. We were acquaintances during high school, her and I hung out through our friends. I developed a crush on her not long before it was time for graduation. After high school she and I would often talk on the phone and one day her computer broke down. I immediately volunteered to go fix it. I didn't know what the heck I was going to say to her or even do at her house once the computer was fixed. I think she knew all along that I had feelings for her...but I didn't know if she had any for me. I was panicking all that time that it took for me to walk that 30 blocks to her house, (I was too jittery to take a bus or train and sit there for half an hour.) and was trying to think of topics to talk about with her, and maybe even hint to her about "some other time that we can maybe spend together" . I remember myself thinking "Be brave, use your brain, and don't say anything stupid, be masculine, smile, and try to get her to laugh". Or something close to that anyway. I even bought myself a large bottle of water in case my mouth dried up. So I got to her house (thank god her family wasn't home) and she showed me her house. During that amount of time, I found myself looking at every detail about her more than paying attention to anything in her home. Good thing I was able to pick up enough to know what she was talking about. Then we went to her room where I immediately went to the task of running repairs and diagnostics. TBH, all the time from the moment I stepped into her house till the moment we reached her room was just a huge daze. Heck, later that night, I couldn't even recall all the details about her face until I saw her again a day later. But once I was in that room and knew what I was doing, there was no racing heartbeat or my mind running 110% on concentration mode. I was myself, and while those error tests were running, I was able to talk to her openly, and even flirt without my mind freezing up. I then told her that her eyes were amber with a yellow tint in them, and put my hands on her thighs. She froze and my heart started racing again. But at that moment I knew it was too late to back out...lest I wanted it to be an extremely awkward situation and make myself look too intimidated to make a move, so I put my arms around her waist and kissed her deep. I had a smile on my face from morning till night for the next few days. And it was awesome.

(oh yeah, and i got her hard drive replaced)

Cadichan Support wrote:

KingCracker wrote:Its true, the wife likes her Tyranids

Tyranids invaded her kitchen?

Well Sandwiches are their weakness. It's why the IoM hasn't gotten rid of them yet, they don't have sandwiches.

n0t_u wrote:

Cadichan Support wrote:

KingCracker wrote:Its true, the wife likes her Tyranids

Tyranids invaded her kitchen?

Well Sandwiches are their weakness. It's why the IoM hasn't gotten rid of them yet, they don't have sandwiches.

Wouldn't that make more of them.


On-topic. a rarity fot me but why not.

I have no trouble to talking to girls at all. Just like talking to a bloke with a penchant for clothes and hair.

Nom XD

Well im a gamer and women lust after my rugged good looks... I have to wear a crash helmet to stop them tearing fist fulls of hair out of my skull when i go out in public. Then they jam it down their knickers and gleefully flee shrieking. I think by "gamers" people mean fat guys with long hair and beards, and most actual gamers don't look like that.

The silly premise aside.. Mate it's internet chat.. have you even met her face to face? She might have a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

And ANYONE can "get" them. Gamer or not! :-)

So eventually, if I become a cool enough gamer like that guy, I can get the girls too?

... what would I do with them when I get them?

[/deliberately obtuse]

Melissia wrote:So eventually, if I become a cool enough gamer like that guy, I can get the girls too?

... what would I do with them when I get them?

[/deliberately obtuse]

No true gamer knows....


Nom XD

Why did this thread make it past the OP?

I have no idea.