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2011/11/09 18:09:11
Subject: Who says gamers cant get the girls?
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Fixture of Dakka
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corpsesarefun wrote:Billinator wrote:@Corpse
Next thing they tell is, is that girls can't get pregnant from cybersex. Right?
They can't? Looks like I can uninstall my Norton protection.
Must... resist... lol!
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2011/11/09 18:37:49
Subject: Who says gamers cant get the girls?
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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If a girl gets pregnant from cybersex, the child is born as a cyborg and infects its mother in the womb so she becomes the queen borg.
True story, I heard it on the internets.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
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2011/11/09 18:39:07
Subject: Who says gamers cant get the girls?
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Karthu'ul, the Heart of the Universe
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Melissia wrote:If a girl gets pregnant from cybersex, the child is born as a cyborg and infects its mother in the womb so she becomes the queen borg.
True story, I heard it on the internets.
This is why it's bad to not have an antivirus.
Never go on the internet without protection.
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There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable. |
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2011/11/09 18:41:53
Subject: Re:Who says gamers cant get the girls?
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Blood Angel Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries
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DO NOT DOUBT THE MANLY PROWESS OF FRAG...
My balls clank when I walk. Evil high priests quiver in mortal dread at the mere mention of my name. Straken WISHES he was as 'ard as me and that he could inspire his fellow troops to manly feats of such insane bravado as I do mine. That and I'm incredibly modest.
Ahem, yes, delusions over, I do actually know this woman in RL and yes... she is mighty fine.
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Heresy! *BLAM*
Xenos! *BLAM BLAM BLAM* |
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2011/11/09 18:45:55
Subject: Re:Who says gamers cant get the girls?
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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Frag wrote:My balls clank when I walk.
That sounds like a disease. You should get that checked.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog |
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2011/11/09 18:46:58
Subject: Who says gamers cant get the girls?
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Blood Angel Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries
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I actually did that, female doctor, heart exploded upon removal of shirt, true story.
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Heresy! *BLAM*
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2011/11/09 18:50:10
Subject: Who says gamers cant get the girls?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Melissia wrote:If a girl gets pregnant from cybersex, the child is born as a cyborg and infects its mother in the womb so she becomes the queen borg.
True story, I heard it on the internets.
True story indeed.
Did i fail to mention, that i was born online?
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:: I'm not suffering from insanity; I'm enjoying every minute of it! :: |
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2011/11/09 18:50:46
Subject: Who says gamers cant get the girls?
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Blood Angel Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries
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born online? I knew my fapping would come to no good
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Heresy! *BLAM*
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2011/11/09 18:53:34
Subject: Who says gamers cant get the girls?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Dad... Is that you!? :/
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:: I'm not suffering from insanity; I'm enjoying every minute of it! :: |
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2011/11/09 18:53:48
Subject: Who says gamers cant get the girls?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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This thread is silly, and you should all feel bad for posting in it.
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2011/11/09 18:55:41
Subject: Who says gamers cant get the girls?
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Blood Angel Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries
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I don't know, do you slay mighty beasts? Right un-rightable wrongs? Sweep women beyond the limits of their expectations?
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Heresy! *BLAM*
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2011/11/09 19:00:30
Subject: Who says gamers cant get the girls?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Yes. I'm from Texas.
But I don't have to measure my e-peen on a wargaming website... 
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2011/11/09 19:02:38
Subject: Who says gamers cant get the girls?
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Blood Angel Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries
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e-peen? I'm like this all the time!
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Heresy! *BLAM*
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2011/11/09 19:10:15
Subject: Who says gamers cant get the girls?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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@Frag - date danish girls. They've got the hots for nerds and alike!
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2011/11/09 19:15:56
Subject: Who says gamers cant get the girls?
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Fixture of Dakka
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kronk wrote:Yes. I'm from Texas.
But I don't have to measure my e-peen on a wargaming website...
It's much easier considering the abundance of tape measures. I should know.
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2011/11/09 19:29:10
Subject: Who says gamers cant get the girls?
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Blood Angel Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries
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Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:kronk wrote:Yes. I'm from Texas.
But I don't have to measure my e-peen on a wargaming website...
It's much easier considering the abundance of tape measures. I should know.
WHAT?? 4 AND A HALF METRES?? damn it must be cold in here.
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2011/11/09 19:35:03
Subject: Re:Who says gamers cant get the girls?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Well this is fun...
Haven't seen the old CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT mentioned for a while, i'm sure it would like to make an appearance in this extremely sensible thread.
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2011/11/09 19:58:37
Subject: Re:Who says gamers cant get the girls?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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rodgers37 wrote:Well this is fun...
Haven't seen the old CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT mentioned for a while, i'm sure it would like to make an appearance in this extremely sensible thread.
Was it the subject of this thread, that reminded you think of that?
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2011/11/09 20:10:49
Subject: Re:Who says gamers cant get the girls?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Billinator wrote:rodgers37 wrote:Well this is fun...
Haven't seen the old CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT mentioned for a while, i'm sure it would like to make an appearance in this extremely sensible thread.
Was it the subject of this thread, that reminded you think of that?
No, I don't need reminding of the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT, it just needed bringing up.
Maybe the OP, could get himself one of these if he's so manly? See if he can handle the almighty power it brings....
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2011/11/09 20:15:45
Subject: Who says gamers cant get the girls?
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Blood Angel Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries
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I have 2, one to hold each nut
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2011/11/09 20:19:30
Subject: Who says gamers cant get the girls?
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Joined the Military for Authentic Experience
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I heard where Frag can grow a full beard by concentrating for five seconds.
And he shaves with an angry crocodile held to his manly, lantern jaw.
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2011/11/09 20:20:42
Subject: Re:Who says gamers cant get the girls?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Who reckons Frag actually looks like that guy from the WoW south park episode?
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2011/11/09 20:22:37
Subject: Re:Who says gamers cant get the girls?
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Blood Angel Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries
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rodgers37 wrote:Who reckons Frag actually looks like that guy from the WoW south park episode?
You can actually see my manly physique and generally rugged handsomeness on page 12 of the SHOW YOURSELF thread. BE careful not to view within line of site of females, for fear of stampeding.
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2011/11/09 21:01:01
Subject: Re:Who says gamers cant get the girls?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Frag wrote:rodgers37 wrote:Who reckons Frag actually looks like that guy from the WoW south park episode?
You can actually see my manly physique and generally rugged handsomeness on page 12 of the SHOW YOURSELF thread. BE careful not to view within line of site of females, for fear of stampeding.
I would so have a beer with you. You only have ~50 posts so you don't know that's a compliment yet, but it is. Prepare to be psychoanalyzed!
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2011/11/09 21:10:44
Subject: Re:Who says gamers cant get the girls?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Frag wrote:rodgers37 wrote:Who reckons Frag actually looks like that guy from the WoW south park episode?
You can actually see my manly physique and generally rugged handsomeness on page 12 of the SHOW YOURSELF thread. BE careful not to view within line of site of females, for fear of stampeding.
... Actually, you remind me a bit of Jeff Dunham...
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/11/09 21:11:51
Subject: Re:Who says gamers cant get the girls?
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Karthu'ul, the Heart of the Universe
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FITZZ wrote:Frag wrote:rodgers37 wrote:Who reckons Frag actually looks like that guy from the WoW south park episode?
You can actually see my manly physique and generally rugged handsomeness on page 12 of the SHOW YOURSELF thread. BE careful not to view within line of site of females, for fear of stampeding.
... Actually, you remind me a bit of Jeff Dunham...
Whoa, no need to insult the guy!
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There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable. |
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2011/11/09 21:14:06
Subject: Re:Who says gamers cant get the girls?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Nerivant wrote:FITZZ wrote:Frag wrote:rodgers37 wrote:Who reckons Frag actually looks like that guy from the WoW south park episode?
You can actually see my manly physique and generally rugged handsomeness on page 12 of the SHOW YOURSELF thread. BE careful not to view within line of site of females, for fear of stampeding.
... Actually, you remind me a bit of Jeff Dunham...
Whoa, no need to insult the guy!
...  No insult intended.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/11/09 22:06:20
Subject: Re:Who says gamers cant get the girls?
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Blood Angel Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries
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@Cannerus_The_Unbearable: Truly sir, I am honoured, we should go quaff ale in a manly manner, start and finish a bar brawl in under 15 seconds and then let the wenches swoon over our godlike actions.
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Heresy! *BLAM*
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2011/11/09 22:09:02
Subject: Re:Who says gamers cant get the girls?
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Frag wrote:rodgers37 wrote:Who reckons Frag actually looks like that guy from the WoW south park episode?
You can actually see my manly physique and generally rugged handsomeness on page 12 of the SHOW YOURSELF thread. BE careful not to view within line of site of females, for fear of stampeding.
I would so have a beer with you. You only have ~50 posts so you don't know that's a compliment yet, but it is. Prepare to be psychoanalyzed!
Oh, for feth's sake... Please don't 'cyber' with the new guy, Cannerus. We lose so many new Dakkanauts that way... 
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2011/11/09 22:09:04
Subject: Who says gamers cant get the girls?
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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Awesome, nay epic, nay legendary as this thread is, all things must come to an end, good or not.
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