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Through the looking glass

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/06/ruben-azru-naked-bodybuilder-attack_n_1132647.html

COLTON, Calif. -- A husband and wife who suffered head injuries while being beaten by a naked, 300-pound bodybuilder were released from a hospital on Tuesday, authorities said.

Meanwhile, suspect Ruben Arzu remained in custody at the hospital after it took four officers, two stun gun blasts and four sets of handcuffs to restrain the 5-foot-10-inch man during a Saturday night rampage on a suburban block in Colton.

Arzu, 22, is awaiting booking on suspicion of attempted homicide and aggravated mayhem, Colton police Officer Todd Smith said. His condition was not immediately available.

"The couple showed up at home from a party and he's there in their front yard, naked," said Smith, adding that the victims did not know Arzu.

Police said Arzu attacked the husband and caused major head trauma after the 36-year-old man confronted him.

The 34-year-old woman ran inside the house and called 911. When she came back out to check on her husband, Arzu picked her up and threw her around, causing facial injuries and multiple cuts to her head, Smith said.

Before officers arrived, a neighbor came out of her house to try and help the woman but ran back inside when Arzu turned to confront her, Smith said.

The names of the two victims were not released.

KABC and The Sun of San Bernardino cited authorities while reporting Arzu had been taking steroids and was under the influence of other drugs. Smith could not confirm those reports.

Colton is about 60 miles east of downtown Los Angeles.


When I saw this on the news this morning I nearly laughed loud enough to wake up everyone in the house. It was simply too ridiculous to believe. Well turns out it was rather true.

So yeah, either the powers that be decided to spawn a tank in the couples front yard (should have used a molotov), or they got a close encounter with the real world Hulk, you decide.

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sounds like the guy had a little too much of the good stuff...

NSFW possibly...


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WARORK93 wrote:sounds like the guy had a little too much of the good stuff...




Best use of that video I've EVER SEEN. Still laughing.

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Ha! Aggravated Mayhem.... I love America!


 
   
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Steroids and Cocaine is not a good mix.
   
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Chowderhead wrote:Steroids and Cocaine is not a good mix.

Pah, says YOU!

   
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Albatross wrote:
Chowderhead wrote:Steroids and Cocaine is not a good mix.

Pah, says YOU!


Yes. Meth and Steroids is a much better combo.
   
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Folks, let's be adults for the moment. As science tells us, it's PCP and cocaine that go together. It's dangerous to be giving out false information about using meth and cocaine. All that does is give you brain damage.

 
   
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Necroshea wrote:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/06/ruben-azru-naked-bodybuilder-attack_n_1132647.html

COLTON, Calif. -- A husband and wife who suffered head injuries while being beaten by a naked, 300-pound bodybuilder were released from a hospital on Tuesday, authorities said.

Meanwhile, suspect Ruben Arzu remained in custody at the hospital after it took four officers, two stun gun blasts and four sets of handcuffs to restrain the 5-foot-10-inch man during a Saturday night rampage on a suburban block in Colton.

Arzu, 22, is awaiting booking on suspicion of attempted homicide and aggravated mayhem, Colton police Officer Todd Smith said. His condition was not immediately available.

"The couple showed up at home from a party and he's there in their front yard, naked," said Smith, adding that the victims did not know Arzu.

Police said Arzu attacked the husband and caused major head trauma after the 36-year-old man confronted him.

The 34-year-old woman ran inside the house and called 911. When she came back out to check on her husband, Arzu picked her up and threw her around, causing facial injuries and multiple cuts to her head, Smith said.

Before officers arrived, a neighbor came out of her house to try and help the woman but ran back inside when Arzu turned to confront her, Smith said.

The names of the two victims were not released.

KABC and The Sun of San Bernardino cited authorities while reporting Arzu had been taking steroids and was under the influence of other drugs. Smith could not confirm those reports.

Colton is about 60 miles east of downtown Los Angeles.


When I saw this on the news this morning I nearly laughed loud enough to wake up everyone in the house. It was simply too ridiculous to believe. Well turns out it was rather true.

So yeah, either the powers that be decided to spawn a tank in the couples front yard (should have used a molotov), or they got a close encounter with the real world Hulk, you decide.


Sounds like a job for Messrs Kimber and the .45 ACP club. A bodybuilder just needs a bigger coffin.

Remember boys and girls, A Kentucky Rifle makes every man six feet tall.

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Well, someone could get hurt.

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I can't help but visualize this, in my severely drunken state, as a cartoon. How is this not straight from Popeye?

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An adult version of Popeye maybe...but is the suspect Popeye or Brutus?


 
   
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Arlington, Texas

The suspect is Brutus/Bluto. Everyone gets beat down then Popeye eats a can of spinach,

Completely off topic, but kid goku vs. Popeye. Completely even match-up in my book. Popeye's arms become drills and whatnot, too,

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Sensu beans > spinach.

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It is my personal belief that he is in fact a shaved baboon on PCP
   
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Shadowbrand wrote:...My Gods.

Khorne Berserkers are real! Aw feth yeah my Christmas wish is real!


So its yor fault, is it?

I think you should go and apologise to the nice couple, and be more careful what you wish for!


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5' 10" and 300lb?

Surely more sumo than Arnie wannabe?

   
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Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.

Perhaps it was... The Juggernaut?

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Castiel wrote:
Shadowbrand wrote:...My Gods.

Khorne Berserkers are real! Aw feth yeah my Christmas wish is real!


So its yor fault, is it?

I think you should go and apologise to the nice couple, and be more careful what you wish for!



I think its weird that Shadowbrand wished for a naked 300lb body builder, that's something I would expect from Cannerus if anbody.
   
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Wonder what Bill O'Rielly would have done if this guy approach him same way the OWS guy did

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Monster Rain wrote:Perhaps it was... The Juggernaut?



Well, Vinne Jones does live on that side of the pond now.....could be, MR, could be.....


 
   
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Jihadin wrote:Wonder what Bill O'Rielly would have done if this guy approach him same way the OWS guy did


Bill lives in a gated community. He would of probably underpaid the guy and ignored him.

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The lovely combination of ROID INDUCED RAGE and PCP.

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Actually now that i'm not hung over my exact wish was to be a 300pd body builder. But oh well...Beggar's can't be choosers!

I've sold so many armies. :(
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Sounds quite amusing really, I beat they did not expect that in the moring when they got up from bed.
   
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Burtucky, Michigan

Did it say anywhere just how big the dude was? Cause I watch the strongman comps all the time, and if was say, their size or close, he could of done some major damage to those two. But I must admit, it is a hilarious story. I liked the part where he picked the woman up, and began tossing her around the yard



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HULK SMASH!!!
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