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2011/12/07 23:22:22
Subject: 300 lb naked body builder ambushes couple
COLTON, Calif. -- A husband and wife who suffered head injuries while being beaten by a naked, 300-pound bodybuilder were released from a hospital on Tuesday, authorities said.
Meanwhile, suspect Ruben Arzu remained in custody at the hospital after it took four officers, two stun gun blasts and four sets of handcuffs to restrain the 5-foot-10-inch man during a Saturday night rampage on a suburban block in Colton.
Arzu, 22, is awaiting booking on suspicion of attempted homicide and aggravated mayhem, Colton police Officer Todd Smith said. His condition was not immediately available.
"The couple showed up at home from a party and he's there in their front yard, naked," said Smith, adding that the victims did not know Arzu.
Police said Arzu attacked the husband and caused major head trauma after the 36-year-old man confronted him.
The 34-year-old woman ran inside the house and called 911. When she came back out to check on her husband, Arzu picked her up and threw her around, causing facial injuries and multiple cuts to her head, Smith said.
Before officers arrived, a neighbor came out of her house to try and help the woman but ran back inside when Arzu turned to confront her, Smith said.
The names of the two victims were not released.
KABC and The Sun of San Bernardino cited authorities while reporting Arzu had been taking steroids and was under the influence of other drugs. Smith could not confirm those reports.
Colton is about 60 miles east of downtown Los Angeles.
When I saw this on the news this morning I nearly laughed loud enough to wake up everyone in the house. It was simply too ridiculous to believe. Well turns out it was rather true.
So yeah, either the powers that be decided to spawn a tank in the couples front yard (should have used a molotov), or they got a close encounter with the real world Hulk, you decide.
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2011/12/07 23:26:36
Subject: Re:300 lb naked body builder ambushes couple
Folks, let's be adults for the moment. As science tells us, it's PCP and cocaine that go together. It's dangerous to be giving out false information about using meth and cocaine. All that does is give you brain damage.
2011/12/08 11:49:24
Subject: 300 lb naked body builder ambushes couple
COLTON, Calif. -- A husband and wife who suffered head injuries while being beaten by a naked, 300-pound bodybuilder were released from a hospital on Tuesday, authorities said.
Meanwhile, suspect Ruben Arzu remained in custody at the hospital after it took four officers, two stun gun blasts and four sets of handcuffs to restrain the 5-foot-10-inch man during a Saturday night rampage on a suburban block in Colton.
Arzu, 22, is awaiting booking on suspicion of attempted homicide and aggravated mayhem, Colton police Officer Todd Smith said. His condition was not immediately available.
"The couple showed up at home from a party and he's there in their front yard, naked," said Smith, adding that the victims did not know Arzu.
Police said Arzu attacked the husband and caused major head trauma after the 36-year-old man confronted him.
The 34-year-old woman ran inside the house and called 911. When she came back out to check on her husband, Arzu picked her up and threw her around, causing facial injuries and multiple cuts to her head, Smith said.
Before officers arrived, a neighbor came out of her house to try and help the woman but ran back inside when Arzu turned to confront her, Smith said.
The names of the two victims were not released.
KABC and The Sun of San Bernardino cited authorities while reporting Arzu had been taking steroids and was under the influence of other drugs. Smith could not confirm those reports.
Colton is about 60 miles east of downtown Los Angeles.
When I saw this on the news this morning I nearly laughed loud enough to wake up everyone in the house. It was simply too ridiculous to believe. Well turns out it was rather true.
So yeah, either the powers that be decided to spawn a tank in the couples front yard (should have used a molotov), or they got a close encounter with the real world Hulk, you decide.
Sounds like a job for Messrs Kimber and the .45 ACP club. A bodybuilder just needs a bigger coffin.
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2011/12/09 06:31:05
Subject: 300 lb naked body builder ambushes couple
n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
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2011/12/09 07:48:43
Subject: 300 lb naked body builder ambushes couple
Wonder what Bill O'Rielly would have done if this guy approach him same way the OWS guy did
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2011/12/09 21:20:39
Subject: 300 lb naked body builder ambushes couple
Did it say anywhere just how big the dude was? Cause I watch the strongman comps all the time, and if was say, their size or close, he could of done some major damage to those two. But I must admit, it is a hilarious story. I liked the part where he picked the woman up, and began tossing her around the yard
HULK SMASH! HULK SMASH!!! HULK SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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