Guinness book of trolls

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**Soladrin**

You have got to be fething gaking me!

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2012/2/call-of-duty-black-ops-crowned-winner-of-greatest-videogame-ending-in-guinness-world-records-2012-gamer%27s-edition-poll/

**Trondheim**

No it seems like they are serious. I wonder how many containers of LSD they took before posting this

**mega_bassist**

I...but...Really? Sure, it wasn't a decent ending, but it wasn't anything amazing.

The last game I can think of that had a truely awesome ending was Red Dead Redemption.

**TheRobotLol**

I died a little inside.

**LordofHats**

If you thing #1 is bad look at the rest of the list.

**Necroshea**

Best game ending ever was Breakdown for xbox. BLOPS was decent.

**Chowderhead**

Pokemon?!?!

God damned Pokemon!!??!?!

**LordofHats**

I propose we include in this thread our favorite game endings.

1. Metal Gear Solid 3
2. Mass Effect
3. Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
4. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
5. Prince of Persia: Sands of Time

And:

6. BLOPS, because it was the low point where I finally realized I'd never waste my money on another CoD game.

**Ahtman**

Trondheim wrote:No it seems like they are serious. I wonder how many containers of LSD they took before posting this

I think the trolling came from the people who voted for Black Ops as the best game ending of all time.

**Coolyo294**

CoD 4 had a much better ending then Black Ops.

**mega_bassist**

Chowderhead wrote:Pokemon?!?!

God damned Pokemon!!??!?!

I had a similar reaction when I saw that also. I didn't realize they had a plot other than "Defeat all gym leaders"

**Lynata**

I like how the majority of "best endings of all time" are from the last couple of years. It's almost as if decent storywriting wasn't around before 2000!

... or maybe the majority of current generation gamers never played a classic and has no idea what they're talking (well, voting) about. Aside from the usual idiots who fail to realize that "best ending" has nothing to do with "best game".

**Slarg232**

LordofHats wrote:I propose we include in this thread our favorite game endings.

1. Metal Gear Solid 3
2. Mass Effect
3. Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
4. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
5. Prince of Persia: Sands of Time

And:

6. BLOPS, because it was the low point where I finally realized I'd never waste my money on another CoD game.

Seconded:

5: Brutal Legend (DECAPITATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!)
4: Prince of Persia: Sands of Time
3: Dragon Age: Origins
2: Dead Space 2
1: Dishwasher; Vampire Smile.

6: Castlevania Lords of Shadow. I just beat the ever living crap out of the Devil. You got a problem?

**TheRobotLol**

Got to be HL2 EP 2.

Still waiting valve. Still waiting...

**LordofHats**

Lynata wrote: "best ending" has nothing to do with "best game".

Agreed. I hate the MSG series but MSG3SE has a superb ending and one of the only ones in the series that didn't leave me feeling "wtf just happened."

**MrDwhitey**

Frankly I feel that Black Ops was a masterpiece, innovative and well made.

The ending left me in a state of wonder and amazement at how brilliantly crafted it was, and how well it tied the story up.

Do I get paid now?

**Chowderhead**

MrDwhitey wrote:Frankly I feel that Black Ops was a masterpiece, innovative and well made.

The ending left me in a state of wonder and amazement at how brilliantly crafted it was, and how well it tied the story up.

Do I get paid now?

*Slides envelope across the table*

**Slarg232**

Chowderhead wrote:
MrDwhitey wrote:Frankly I feel that Black Ops was a masterpiece, innovative and well made.

The ending left me in a state of wonder and amazement at how brilliantly crafted it was, and how well it tied the story up.

Do I get paid now?

*Slides envelope across the table*

*Stabs chowder's hand, blood everywhere, takes the envelope back*

Damnit man, this is why we can't have nice things....

**Chowderhead**

Slarg232 wrote:
Chowderhead wrote:
MrDwhitey wrote:Frankly I feel that Black Ops was a masterpiece, innovative and well made.

The ending left me in a state of wonder and amazement at how brilliantly crafted it was, and how well it tied the story up.

Do I get paid now?

*Slides envelope across the table*

*Stabs chowder's hand, blood everywhere, takes the envelope back*

Damnit man, this is why we can't have nice things....

That was a bomb, dammit!

And owww!

**Slarg232**

He's plenty of trouble without the paper work....

**halonachos**

I don't know, BLOPS's ending was good in the sense that it was over the top like the actual campaign, they took a wild conspiracy theory and then built the game off of that. All of the action scenes, all of the cinematics, everything was trying to be over the top. For that reason I will give Treyarch props for sticking to their guns.

**Henners91**

1. KotOR 2
2. Metal Gear Solid 2
3. Dragon Age: Origins
4. Jade Empire
5. Crysis 2 (left me going f**k yeah!)

**biccat**

Super Mario Brothers.

I finally found the Princess. Feth yeah!

**daedalus**

Well, what can you say? 13,519 brats who can't remember 5 years ago can't be wrong...

**4oursword**

Chowderhead wrote:Pokemon?!?!

God damned Pokemon!!??!?!

And why not, I ask?
Black and White had the best ending out of all Pokemon Games released.
Sad that Skyward Sword didn't make the top ten, not that I've finished it yet.

**Soladrin**

4oursword wrote:
Chowderhead wrote:Pokemon?!?!

God damned Pokemon!!??!?!

Black and White had the best ending out of all Pokemon Games released.

That's really not saying much now is it?

**LordofHats**

^ That.

**Henners91**

We can say that old games had better endings, but I think the technology is what's made delivery so much more memorable; a script still has to come alive, no matter how good.

That being said, my list worried me; I know that games have emotionally affected me in the past (Mafia I anyone? Wait... I forgot about that, maybe it should have gone on the list

) and yet I struggle to remember them (Oooh Brothers in Arms: Road to Hill 30!). Holy crap, so many games do have good endings if you struggle to remember them...

**LordofHats**

I actually hated KoTOR 2's ending but that's mostly because Obsidian never finished the damn game (despite making the ending)?

Yet another tick in the long list that is Obsidian's failures.

**purplefood**

Henners91 wrote:We can say that old games had better endings, but I think the technology is what's made delivery so much more memorable; a script still has to come alive, no matter how good.

That being said, my list worried me; I know that games have emotionally affected me in the past (Mafia I anyone? Wait... I forgot about that, maybe it should have gone on the list ) and yet I struggle to remember them (Oooh Brothers in Arms: Road to Hill 30!). Holy crap, so many games do have good endings if you struggle to remember them...

Really?
So, if i make a game with great graphics but a script where every other word is a mix of Clock, Mushroom or Tiger you think it's gonna have a 'memorable ending'?
And by memorable i mean good.