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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/25 20:48:06
Subject: London 2012 - Cock Up #1
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Fixture of Dakka
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Now I think a bit of confusion over flags at the Olympics is understandable. God knows there are enough of them and many bear a striking similarity to each other. However, there are two countries you would have thought warranted a bit of special care when ensuring the right flag is displayed at any given event.
This graphic appeared at this evening's clash between the ladies football teams of Colombia and the Democratic Republic of North Korea. Spot the mistake...
A fantastic cock up to start the ball rolling  I wonder if it will be bettered in the next two weeks.
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2012/07/25 20:51:02
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/25 20:54:12
Subject: Re:London 2012 - Cock Up #1
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Yep...they're going to be executed on return to North Korea....possible defectors
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/07/25 20:54:53
Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/25 21:00:36
Subject: London 2012 - Cock Up #1
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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You think that mistake was a mistake... one in the eye for lil Kim Jong the day after his wedding...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/25 21:00:42
Subject: London 2012 - Cock Up #1
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[MOD]
Solahma
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Someone call Prince Phillip immediately. We need commentary.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/26 12:01:17
Subject: London 2012 - Cock Up #1
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Ah, North Korea. Where sanity is permanently out to lunch.
The Japanese are probably splitting their sides laughing.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/26 12:20:57
Subject: London 2012 - Cock Up #1
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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That made me laugh so much.
It would never happen in North Korea.
You would never hear about it happening, anyway.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/26 12:25:12
Subject: London 2012 - Cock Up #1
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways
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Did they let Boris in to the stadium?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/26 12:34:59
Subject: London 2012 - Cock Up #1
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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Boris is English. He is not allowed into Hampden Park as it is a Scottish stadium.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/26 12:36:08
Subject: London 2012 - Cock Up #1
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Surely it wasnt an accident? It seems kinda obvious to me. gak, imagine how offended the Irish would be if they got a British flag?
And the staunch Irishmen are positively polite compared to the North Koreans.
Maybe Laura Ling was the journalist that made the video!
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We are arming Syrian rebels who support ISIS, who is fighting Iran, who is fighting Iraq who we also support against ISIS, while fighting Kurds who we support while they are fighting Syrian rebels. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/26 12:56:45
Subject: Re:London 2012 - Cock Up #1
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Joined the Military for Authentic Experience
On an Express Elevator to Hell!!
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Just another example of someone incompetent having a job that they shouldn't have ..
Not quite as bad as a motorbike race I saw in the US where they played 'Waltzing Matilda' for the Australian winner, but not too far off..
Saw this today, some drinking games for the opening ceremony..
Although I think if you are drinking anything stronger than beer, you will be finished within 10 minutes..
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/26 13:41:54
Subject: Re:London 2012 - Cock Up #1
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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You would have thought that Glasgow of all the cities in the UK might be vaguely aware about how things like flags and the like can be delicate issues.
I'm sure the athletes found it seoul destroying.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/26 13:44:21
Subject: Re:London 2012 - Cock Up #1
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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reds8n wrote:
I'm sure the athletes found it seoul destroying.
Brilliant!
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We are arming Syrian rebels who support ISIS, who is fighting Iran, who is fighting Iraq who we also support against ISIS, while fighting Kurds who we support while they are fighting Syrian rebels. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/26 13:57:42
Subject: London 2012 - Cock Up #1
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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That game looks quite good fun.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/26 13:59:14
Subject: London 2012 - Cock Up #1
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I shall be playing the drinking game.
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DA:70S+G+M+B++I++Pw40k08+D++A++/fWD-R+T(M)DM+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/26 14:42:17
Subject: Re:London 2012 - Cock Up #1
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Dundee, Scotland/Dharahn, Saudi Arabia
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reds8n wrote: You would have thought that Glasgow of all the cities in the UK might be vaguely aware about how things like flags and the like can be delicate issues.
It's nothing to do with Glasgow, the VT package came from London.
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If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it. item 87, skippys list
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/26 15:53:01
Subject: Re:London 2012 - Cock Up #1
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Hulking Hunter-class Warmech
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reds8n wrote:
I'm sure the athletes found it seoul destroying.
Exalted  That's awesome....
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/26 16:17:24
Subject: Re:London 2012 - Cock Up #1
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Um...who's in on the drinking game..
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
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Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
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Harlequin 2500
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/26 16:24:34
Subject: London 2012 - Cock Up #1
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Buying beer tonight. Look out, liver. I'm gonna feth you up!
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DA:70S+G+M+B++I++Pw40k08+D++A++/fWD-R+T(M)DM+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/26 17:56:20
Subject: Re:London 2012 - Cock Up #1
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Going for multiple golds eh Kronk
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/26 21:43:36
Subject: Re:London 2012 - Cock Up #1
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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I thought cock-up #1 already happened, when the organizers requested to have Keith Moon to perform with The Who for an event.
And that drinking game looks... lethal.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/26 22:52:25
Subject: Re:London 2012 - Cock Up #1
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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Jihadin wrote:Yep...they're going to be executed on return to North Korea....possible defectors
If you're referring to something akin to the urban legend from the 2010 world cup then you know that totally won't happen.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/26 23:40:05
Subject: Re:London 2012 - Cock Up #1
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Jihadin wrote:Going for multiple golds eh Kronk
Anything worth doing is worth doing to excess!
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DA:70S+G+M+B++I++Pw40k08+D++A++/fWD-R+T(M)DM+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/27 00:16:20
Subject: Re:London 2012 - Cock Up #1
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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you're referring to something akin to the urban legend from the 2010 world cup then you know that totally won't happen.
It was sarcasm.
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/27 01:11:30
Subject: Re:London 2012 - Cock Up #1
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Fully-charged Electropriest
Portland, OR by way of WI
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does anyone know if there have been any computer generated images to gak up this time like last time
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/27 03:44:34
Subject: Re:London 2012 - Cock Up #1
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Once the opening ceremony drinking game is over, you can switch to this version:
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/27 04:07:34
Subject: Re:London 2012 - Cock Up #1
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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We never make it to "take a shot"
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/27 09:37:36
Subject: Re:London 2012 - Cock Up #1
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/north-korea-laughs-off-wrong-flag-gaffe-2012072736047
NORTH Korea has laughed off the mix-up which saw the South Korean flag accompany their women’s football team’s arrival at Glasgow’s Hampden Stadium.
Following the error, the North Korean coach stormed up to the stadium’s manager pretending to be furious. Met with a fumbling apology, he then started cracking up.
The game was subsequently delayed by an hour because everyone was laughing so hard.
An unnamed player said: “We came out onto the pitch, right, and someone says , are we playing South Korea then?! It was only then that I looked up and saw the wrong flag!
“It’s funny because we don’t even really like South Korea.”
North Korea’s economy is believed to be largely comedy-based, although the state is highly secretive because it does not want its jokes stolen by foreigners.
Its fun-loving cherubic dictator Kim Jong-un reportedly doubled up with laughter when told of the Olympic error.
Internationalist Tom Logan said: “Until now, Kim Jong-un’s sense of humour has remained somewhat mysterious. His father was a staunch comedy traditionalist who favoured Bernard Manning and Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown. But Jong-Un is really into that whole Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm thing of finding hilarity in very awkward situations.
“His people have adjusted their comedy sense accordingly.”
Logan added: “If there’s one lesson to be drawn from history, it’s that people really like to laugh about their nation’s flag. The annals of the past are stuffed with flag-based hyuks.”
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/27 09:54:48
Subject: Re:London 2012 - Cock Up #1
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
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azazel the cat wrote:I thought cock-up #1 already happened, when the organizers requested to have Keith Moon to perform with The Who for an event.
And that drinking game looks... lethal.
Oh, god... please tell me you're joking
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location, location, locationMagickalMemories wrote:How about making another fist?
One can be, "Da Fist uv Mork" and the second can be, "Da Uvver Fist uv Mork."
Make a third, and it can be, "Da Uvver Uvver Fist uv Mork"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/27 10:02:08
Subject: London 2012 - Cock Up #1
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Cock-up #1 happened when we bid for the Olympics.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/27 10:23:39
Subject: London 2012 - Cock Up #1
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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