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https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/secure-resources-and-funding-and-begin-construction-death-star-2016/wlfKzFkN
Secure resources and funding, and begin construction of a Death Star by 2016.
Those who sign here petition the United States government to secure funding and resources, and begin construction on a Death Star by 2016.

By focusing our defense resources into a space-superiority platform and weapon system such as a Death Star, the government can spur job creation in the fields of construction, engineering, space exploration, and more, and strengthen our national defense.


Guess they didn't know about a certain treaty that forbids weaponizations of space?

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And what planets will we blow up exactly?
Beside, We should make the weapon in star wars the blows up suns.

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Because people wont sign the petitions?

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No, because people spam the petition site with garbage.

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And on the note that its illegal to have weapons in space, I believe its just Nuclear Weapons, not conventional weapons, so we can have a Death Star without a giant doom beam and still be legal
   
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Wait, forget lame Internet petitions that mean feth all.

Why can't we weaponize space?

 Avatar 720 wrote:
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 AustonT wrote:
Wait, forget lame Internet petitions that mean feth all.

Why can't we weaponize space?

We have some treaties prohibiting that... but that might be limited to Nukes.

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 hotsauceman1 wrote:
And what planets will we blow up exactly?
Beside, We should make the weapon in star wars the blows up suns.


You want a star-crusher? If my SW-fu is still strong, I think that's what it's called. I'd rather have a Darksaber myself-just the weapon, not the giant circular office building with a thirty-floor mall with stores for Big-n-tall Storm Troopers.

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 whembly wrote:
 AustonT wrote:
Wait, forget lame Internet petitions that mean feth all.

Why can't we weaponize space?

We have some treaties prohibiting that... but that might be limited to Nukes.


yea it's just nukes, conventional weapons are still AOK. That's why kinetic weapons are the next frontier in warfare.

also we tried making mobile suits,but the method of locomotion while admirable on rough terrain was horribly inefficient on open ground compared to tracked and wheeled vehicles.

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 yeri wrote:
 whembly wrote:
 AustonT wrote:
Wait, forget lame Internet petitions that mean feth all.

Why can't we weaponize space?

We have some treaties prohibiting that... but that might be limited to Nukes.


yea it's just nukes, conventional weapons are still AOK. That's why kinetic weapons are the next frontier in warfare.

also we tried making mobile suits,but the method of locomotion while admirable on rough terrain was horribly inefficient on open ground compared to tracked and wheeled vehicles.

Wasn't there a plan to put massive Tunsten Rods in space and guide them down to the bad boys? They say that the kinetics of those thing can get to thermo-nuclear range... w/o the radiation output.!

I'm not sure what's it called... "Rods of God" maybe? (but, that sounds like a bad Ron Jeremy flix )

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 pretre wrote:
No, because people spam the petition site with garbage.


Thats not a problem, in fact its very useful. as garbage requests are ignored it gives the US government room to qualify what a garbage request is on a case by case basis. This gives them a lot of room to maneuver.

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 whembly wrote:
 yeri wrote:
 whembly wrote:
 AustonT wrote:
Wait, forget lame Internet petitions that mean feth all.

Why can't we weaponize space?

We have some treaties prohibiting that... but that might be limited to Nukes.


yea it's just nukes, conventional weapons are still AOK. That's why kinetic weapons are the next frontier in warfare.

also we tried making mobile suits,but the method of locomotion while admirable on rough terrain was horribly inefficient on open ground compared to tracked and wheeled vehicles.

Wasn't there a plan to put massive Tunsten Rods in space and guide them down to the bad boys? They say that the kinetics of those thing can get to thermo-nuclear range... w/o the radiation output.!

I'm not sure what's it called... "Rods of God" maybe? (but, that sounds like a bad Ron Jeremy flix )


yep "Rods From God" colloquially, but the official name is "Project Thor" and I wouldn't call them massive rods, they're only the size of telephone poles.

Admiral Chester W Nimitz wrote:The war with Japan had been re-enacted in the game rooms here by so many people and in so many different ways, that nothing that happened during the war was a surprise.

My Cold War NATO IG, love to know what you think 
   
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Rods from God.
I always like how mags like Pop Sci called Jerry Pournelle a science fiction writer in the context of orbital KE weapons. While perfectly fair it's disingenuous, like NOT mentioning L Ron Hubbard was a science fiction writer before he came up with Scientology.

 Avatar 720 wrote:
You see, to Auston, everyone is a Death Star; there's only one way you can take it and that's through a small gap at the back.

Come check out my Blood Angels,Crimson Fists, and coming soon Eldar
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391013.page
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Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
 
   
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Spoiler:
 yeri wrote:
 whembly wrote:
 yeri wrote:
 whembly wrote:
 AustonT wrote:
Wait, forget lame Internet petitions that mean feth all.

Why can't we weaponize space?

We have some treaties prohibiting that... but that might be limited to Nukes.


yea it's just nukes, conventional weapons are still AOK. That's why kinetic weapons are the next frontier in warfare.

also we tried making mobile suits,but the method of locomotion while admirable on rough terrain was horribly inefficient on open ground compared to tracked and wheeled vehicles.

Wasn't there a plan to put massive Tunsten Rods in space and guide them down to the bad boys? They say that the kinetics of those thing can get to thermo-nuclear range... w/o the radiation output.!

I'm not sure what's it called... "Rods of God" maybe? (but, that sounds like a bad Ron Jeremy flix )


yep "Rods From God" colloquially, but the official name is "Project Thor" and I wouldn't call them massive rods, they're only the size of telephone poles.

I'd consider telephone poles "massive" if it's made of tungsten and is in space!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/12/10 20:05:08


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Yeah I generally consider 8 ton telephone poles IN SPAAAAAAAACE.



Massive.

 Avatar 720 wrote:
You see, to Auston, everyone is a Death Star; there's only one way you can take it and that's through a small gap at the back.

Come check out my Blood Angels,Crimson Fists, and coming soon Eldar
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391013.page
I have conceded that the Eldar page I started in P&M is their legitimate home. Free Candy! Updated 10/19.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391553.page
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
 
   
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 whembly wrote:
 AustonT wrote:
Wait, forget lame Internet petitions that mean feth all.

Why can't we weaponize space?

We have some treaties prohibiting that... but that might be limited to Nukes.




"Don't worry, children. We signed treaties with them. "

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Respect to the guy who subscribed just to post a massive ASCII dong in the chat and immediately get banned.

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 Ouze wrote:




"Don't worry, children. We signed treaties with them. "


except the treaties prohibiting weapons in space have teeth for their violation, up to and including nuclear war. putting nukes in space would be considered a provocation and a first strike. so
would you like to play that game?

Admiral Chester W Nimitz wrote:The war with Japan had been re-enacted in the game rooms here by so many people and in so many different ways, that nothing that happened during the war was a surprise.

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China: Absolutely

 Avatar 720 wrote:
You see, to Auston, everyone is a Death Star; there's only one way you can take it and that's through a small gap at the back.

Come check out my Blood Angels,Crimson Fists, and coming soon Eldar
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391013.page
I have conceded that the Eldar page I started in P&M is their legitimate home. Free Candy! Updated 10/19.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391553.page
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
 
   
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 AustonT wrote:
China: Absolutely

I'm slow today... what's the joke? o.O

I'm pretty sure China isn't a signatory in this treaty.

Back on topic.

Let's just petition a space station colony!

Kickstarter it!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/12/10 21:01:21


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 whembly wrote:
 AustonT wrote:
China: Absolutely

I'm slow today... what's the joke? o.O

I'm pretty sure China isn't a signatory in this treaty.

Back on topic.

Let's just petition a space station colony!

Kickstarter it!


Well it's only $1.5bn for a trip to the moon, it could be halved if you only buy a one way ticket

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Presumably A kid who can pot shot rats in a T-16 could bring this Deathstar down.

Better hedge bets by starting a petition for a more powerful and fully armed and operational battle station.
   
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That's no moon.

 lord_blackfang wrote:
Respect to the guy who subscribed just to post a massive ASCII dong in the chat and immediately get banned.

 Flinty wrote:
The benefit of slate is that its.actually a.rock with rock like properties. The downside is that it's a rock
 
   
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I got IT!



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 whembly wrote:
 AustonT wrote:
China: Absolutely

I'm slow today... what's the joke? o.O

I'm pretty sure China isn't a signatory in this treaty.

Back on topic.

Let's just petition a space station colony!

Kickstarter it!

Chinese is one of the six languages it's written in...

 Avatar 720 wrote:
You see, to Auston, everyone is a Death Star; there's only one way you can take it and that's through a small gap at the back.

Come check out my Blood Angels,Crimson Fists, and coming soon Eldar
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391013.page
I have conceded that the Eldar page I started in P&M is their legitimate home. Free Candy! Updated 10/19.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391553.page
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
 
   
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 whembly wrote:
I got IT!



Apple will own you all now!


Then they can't go larger with the next one.

It'll be Deathstar Nano.

It had better be in a geosynchronous orbit cause Germany will close that mutha down if Samsung starts a patent dispute.
   
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SpaceShip One apparently only cost 25 million to develop. Apple's next year projected cash holdings ($200 billion USD) represent roughly 11 times the annual budget for NASA.

New question: Could Apple build an actual death star? Difficultly: propulsion fuel must be provided solely by immolation of $100USD bills and lesser phones & MP3 players.

 lord_blackfang wrote:
Respect to the guy who subscribed just to post a massive ASCII dong in the chat and immediately get banned.

 Flinty wrote:
The benefit of slate is that its.actually a.rock with rock like properties. The downside is that it's a rock
 
   
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 Ouze wrote:
That's no moon.

I told my wife that the other day she was less than pleased.

 Avatar 720 wrote:
You see, to Auston, everyone is a Death Star; there's only one way you can take it and that's through a small gap at the back.

Come check out my Blood Angels,Crimson Fists, and coming soon Eldar
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391013.page
I have conceded that the Eldar page I started in P&M is their legitimate home. Free Candy! Updated 10/19.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391553.page
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
 
   
 
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