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You get a Dryad.

I insert Robin Cruddance's thumb.

You recieve a Baal Predator.

I insert Batman.

 JamesGang wrote:
You receive BATMAN!!!

I Insert a raw piece of chicken

You recieve a sentient ball of hive-minded salmonella.

I insert a single apple seed.

 NinjaJc01 wrote:
An apple tree explodes from your chest!
I insert a dataslate with nothing but Nyan Cat on it, just like this
http://www.nyan.cat/original

You recieve the following.
-A blank dataslate.
-20 lbs of strawberry pop-tart filling.
-20 lbs of pie crust.
-50 lbs of cat tissue seperated into nervous, muscular, skeletal, and miscellaneous tissues. All bodily fluids are absent.

I insert my shirt.

You recieve a pencil coated in blue paint that appears red.
Instead of lead, it contains raw molybdenum.

I insert a history textbook.

You recieve the following.
-One angry PM from every single player saying to stop spamming "CREEED".
-A live grenade.
-A Baneblade which infiltrates inside your stomach, causing you to explode.

I insert a dead body.

You recieve an undulating mass of warm fur.

I insert a Baneblade.

You recieve fish covered in a writhing mass of fleshy tendrils.

I insert a graphing calculator.

You recieve a featureless black book. On the inside of each page is a square-inch patch of green leather, with the unit entries and stats written below in red ink.

I insert the Black Library.

You recieve a snow blower made entirely out of wood.

I insert an eldritch horror.

 JamesGang wrote:
You receive a childrens bed time story.

I insert the clap from my mistress.

You recieve a jack-in-the box that begins clapping whenever placed in the dark.

I insert a cheese falcon.

You recieve an infinitely screaming Flyrant testicle.

I insert my mouse.

You recieve a 1850 point Footdar list.

I insert the cat I recieved.

You recieve a mass of rusty gears.

I insert a Deathmark.

You recieve a bottle of Vodka and an IOU note.

I insert my ear.

You recieve a Hellfire Missile.

I insert some evidence.

You recieve a slowglobe with a minature hurricane of cocaine inside.

I insert another eldritch horror.

You recieve a memetic kill agent.

I insert a fistful of cat fur.

You recieve an expired Golden Ticket.

I insert an Onager Dunecrawler with a guide to good model design stapled to it.

You recieve an M4 Sherman made of hammers and sickles.

I insert a Forge World Sculptor with a guide to good model design, a Games Workshop logo and a Dreadknight stapled to him.

You recieve Indiana Jones

I insert green grass.

You recieve a bottomless clip.

I insert a single staple.

You recieve a snowglobe with a tornado inside.

I insert a brick.

You recieve a piece of paper with an infinite quantity of ducks drawn on it.

I insert a photocopier with a Dreadknight stapled to it.

You recieve Jarate and riots.

I insert a brick.

You recieve a stopped clock made of empty space.

I insert a photocopied Dreadknight and a guide to good model design.

You recieve a blue plastic brick than weighs several tons.

I insert a unbreakable lamp.

You recieve an infinite amount of yeast inside an opague, unopenable, unbreakable box.

I insert a mechandendrite with a sampling tool.

You recieve explosive bowel cancer.

I insert Badrukk's bowels.

You recieve the bottom half of a Warhound Titan.

I stick a flashlight into the machine and look around in it.