40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**snurl**

You get Yo Mama jokes.

I insert a Lady in Red.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a lady in blue

I insert Tex from RedvsBlue, best webseries ever

**snurl**

You get Turn Signals on a Land Raider.

I insert the Warseer forums.

**JamesGang**

You receive turf wars across the interwebz.

I insert a pfatlzgraf dish.

**snurl**

You get matching salt and pepper shakers.

I insert the Librarian.

**Happyjew**

You get the Grey Lady.

I insert crossed positron streams.

**JamesGang**

You receive something very bad, very bad. Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light. Total protonic reversal.

I insert something light and fluffy.

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get something heavy and crunchy.

I insert the Red Keycard.

**Co'tor Shas**

You get given a Lapras.

I insert an army hate thread.

**ZergSmasher**

You receive hate from your army.

I insert a Necron Resurrection Orb.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

Co'tor Shas wrote:
You get given a Lapras.

I insert an army hate thread.

You receive a pissed of version of me shouting about naive pacifist f

ers rageyragefacerageangerfacearrghermagherd!!!!
ect

I insert a pacifist with a gun shoved where the shun don't shine by a jihadist, who surprisingly enough didn't want to talk things out
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ZergSmasher wrote:
You receive hate from your army.

I insert a Necron Resurrection Orb.

You receive me complaining about all these magically alive necrons

I insert veteran guardsmen who all have meltas to kill the necrons with properly.

(Edits to give continuity, plaease choose one of the two things I inserted.)

**NinjaJc01**

You receive cheap BS4 troop choices.
I insert a Leman Russ with Red Camouflage!

**Verviedi**

You recieve a Baal Predator.

I insert Batman.

**JamesGang**

You receive BATMAN!!!

I Insert a raw piece of chicken

**Verviedi**

JamesGang wrote:
You receive BATMAN!!!

I Insert a raw piece of chicken

You recieve a sentient ball of hive-minded salmonella.

I insert a single apple seed.

**NinjaJc01**

An apple tree explodes from your chest!
I insert a dataslate with nothing but Nyan Cat on it, just like this
http://www.nyan.cat/original

**Verviedi**

NinjaJc01 wrote:
An apple tree explodes from your chest!
I insert a dataslate with nothing but Nyan Cat on it, just like this
http://www.nyan.cat/original

You recieve the following.
-A blank dataslate.
-20 lbs of strawberry pop-tart filling.
-20 lbs of pie crust.
-50 lbs of cat tissue seperated into nervous, muscular, skeletal, and miscellaneous tissues. All bodily fluids are absent.

I insert my shirt.

**NinjaJc01**

You are drenched in sweat.
I insert racism to salamanders!

**Co'tor Shas**

You get a newt

I insert defective dice.

CREEEEEEEEED wrote:
Co'tor Shas wrote:
You get given a Lapras.

I insert an army hate thread.

You receive a pissed of version of me shouting about naive pacifist f ers rageyragefacerageangerfacearrghermagherd!!!!
ect

I insert a pacifist with a gun shoved where the shun don't shine by a jihadist, who surprisingly enough didn't want to talk things out

Damn, I was talking about 40k armies

**JamesGang**

Hahahahaha

That legendary, brilliant tactical geniu-
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!

You receive rotten eggs.

I insert a frisbee.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a dog

I insert a cat

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive some CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

I insert some CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

**Co'tor Shas**

You get Creed reciting the Imperial Creed
I insert an army of hippos

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive some tactical genius, aren't you lucky

I insert a dataslate filled with raunchy rule 34 porn

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive a battlewagon

I insert $66

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a fancy meal

I insert a macdonalds meal

**KaptinBadrukk**

CREEEEEEEEED wrote:
You receive some tactical genius, aren't you lucky

I insert a dataslate filled with raunchy rule 34 porn

WHAT THE

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

You receive some more CREEEEEEEEEEEED

I insert some more CREEEEEEEEEEEEED

**KaptinBadrukk**

CREEEEEEEEED wrote:
You receive a fancy meal

I insert a macdonalds meal

Mmmm...very good!!!

You receive some terminators.

I insert Captain Karlaen

**CREEEEEEEEED**

KaptinBadrukk wrote:

You receive some more CREEEEEEEEEEEED

I insert some more CREEEEEEEEEEEEED

You receive some tactical genius, aren't you lucky

I insert a dataslate filled with some horny rule 34 porn

**KaptinBadrukk**

CREEEEEEEEED wrote:
KaptinBadrukk wrote:

You receive some more CREEEEEEEEEEEED

I insert some more CREEEEEEEEEEEEED

You receive some tactical genius, aren't you lucky

I insert a dataslate filled with some horny rule 34 porn

You receive a trukk

I insert a battlewagon.