Forum adverts like this one are shown to any user who is not logged in. Join us by filling out a tiny 3 field form and you will get your own, free, dakka user account which gives a good range of benefits to you: No adverts like this in the forums anymore. Times and dates in your local timezone. Full tracking of what you have read so you can skip to your first unread post, easily see what has changed since you last logged in, and easily see what is new at a glance. Email notifications for threads you want to watch closely. Being a part of the oldest wargaming community on the net. If you are already a member then feel free to login now.

You get uninvited from the 1st and 2nd parties...a shame really, they're much better.

I insert Penn & Teller.

They disappear.

I insert an Eldar Primarch.

You get an eldritch prime rib, which looks suspiciously like a McRib.

I insert Mr. Mojo Risin.

You get a small Daemonspawn that sings old terran songs while emitting a strange fluid in short bursts.

I insert an electro-tennis ball.

You get dubstep.

I insert the next step...

You get one giant leap for mankind.

I insert chunky peanut butter, blackberry jam and a loaf of freshly baked bread...

You get a pile of grots; act fast, they're climbing all over you.

I insert a live frag grenade, pin pulled.

You obtain some arms and other body parts; not from the same person.

I insert the Jeremy Clarkson's ambulance:

It comes back out, painted red, and obviously therefore with a max speed 20 kph faster than it was.

I insert a flute.

You get a pan.

I insert a Crab Nebula.

You obtain some spaghetti with crabmeat.

I insert a microwave oven.

You get a TV dinner, but it's still frozen and you just gave away your microwave oven.

I insert a Kanabo

You get a safe word.

I insert Hell's Bells.

You get jingled, all the way.

I insert brand new school textbooks.

You get a bookmark.

I insert Beyond Meat...

You get: Beyond Gut-ache.

I insert cold beer.

I MISS THIS GAME!!!!

You get a bowl of pretzels.

I insert a Bitcoin.

You get your internet wallet confiscated by the government.

I insert a politician (doesn't matter who, they're all the same).

You get a dishonest, self interested journalist who only… hey wait, isn’t this just a refund?

You insert a pair of tasteful chain-axe earrings.

I get betrayal.

I insert Blood for the Blood God!

You get a fish slap for the halibut...

I insert 2000cc's of Botox.

You get asked to host America's Got Talent.

I insert a balance bracelet...

You get a negative bank balance.

I insert the last of my Mordheim buildings.

You get a warpstone token.

I insert Ren & Stimpy.

You get Mr. Horse, of course.

I insert Stranger Things.