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You recieve kitty litter.

I insert Skull Pass.

You receive a hall pass.

I insert Phil Kelly's binders filled with pictures of naked elf women.

You recieve metal Daemonettes.

I insert a tomb king.

You revieve a small scroll telling of the meaning of ll things. Upon reading it, your mind is blown as you realise your tiny place in the universe. Unable to form a tangible sentence, you are locked in a psych ward for the rest of your days.

I insert a rubber man wand

You recieve a rubber.

I insert a Necron Monolith

You receive a crossaint that appears to defy gravity.

I insert Matt Ward

You recieve a bottle of balanced rules.

I insert an apple.

You recieve an i-Pod.

I insert a Chaos Dwarf.

You recieve a shovel, that you may dig a hole!


I insert a very annoying orange.

You receive a foxy lady

I insert a biscuit. Bourbon cream. Slightly nibbled at the edge.

You recieve a dog-ear'd rulebook.

I insert some dice.

You receive the very first dice ever created. Keep it safe and use it wisely for with such great power comes great responsibility.

I insert a PGI staff member.

You recieve a red shirt.

I insert Sicarius.

You receive a great dane puppy

I insert a balloon

You receive a Drop Pod.

I insert Tzeench.

You receive a ball of silly putty.

I insert a 12 gauge shotgun shell.

You recieve some jingle bells.

I insert a space marine.

You receive a GW issue porn mag, featuring a space marine posing in his armour. This is all there is through the entire mag.

I insert a frisbee

You recieve a Cease & Desist letter from GW.

I insert a deck of Magic cards.

You receive an index card that has "What the feth is a tarmogoyf?" written on it.

I insert some jingle bells.

You recieve some bolter shells.

I insert some flock.

You recieve some Goff Rokaz.

I insert Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!

You recieve pure win

I insert a sister of battle

You receive a faceful of promethium (lit).

I insert tree fiddy.

You recieve a box of jetbikes.

I insert a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.

You recieve a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

I insert a Battlecannon shell

You recieve a tub of GW sand.

I insert a pile of unused bits.

You receive a pile of used cod pieces.

I insert a gold coin

You receive Shining Gold Paint. Use it wisely...

I insert GW's business model.

You receive a nurgling

I insert my hand.