40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**snurl**

You get a bunny with a drum.

I insert an RC helicopter.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive hours of frustration

I insert a dark eldar player using venom spam when you have a green tide

**snurl**

You get hosed.

I insert the cheesy-est army list I can possibly make.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive triptide in the elite, FW triptide in fast attack, and FW triptide in heavy support, an hq, two troops choices, and it's still battleforged.

I insert a cheesecake with the tau sept symbol carved into it

**JamesGang**

You receive an empty plate and my thanks!

I insert woodland scenics dead fall.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a man named bob

I insert Picasso

**JamesGang**

You received melted clocks and a confused look on Matthew's face.

I insert an empty citadel paint container

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive unpainted minis

I insert all my regrets

**JamesGang**

You receive a letter stating you will no longer be invited anywhere.

I insert an Oreo cookie.

**Ascalam**

You get The White Stuff by Wierd Al.

I insert Wierd Al

**JamesGang**

You receive an Amish Paradise.

I insert milliput and a GW finecast anything.

**ZergSmasher**

You receive the same finecast model with no gaps on it but all of its guns/limbs are horribly bent.

I insert a live kitten.

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get a live performance of Cats.

I insert all the jars of which I've used to store my pent up anger.

**snurl**

You get a five gallon bucket with a lid.

I insert an action figure.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a sex doll

I insert a sausage

**JamesGang**

You receive a beer keg.

I insert my Newcastle Brown

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive Manchester white

I insert Manchester city

**Happyjew**

You receive Vienna (city).

I insert a cat, some cyanide and a cesium atom.

**JamesGang**

You receive Wayne Rooney's hair plugs!

I insert a baked potato!

**ZergSmasher**

You receive a Mr. Potato Head toy.

I insert the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (all of them)!

**snurl**

You get a Milk Bottle.

I insert a power supply.

**Ascalam**

You get a flux capacitor

i insert a Delorian

**Happyjew**

You get 1.21 Gigawatts!

I insert a lightning bolt.

**JamesGang**

You receive a flyer to save the clock tower!

I insert a hover board.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive now in back to the future

I insert the first back to the future

**sing your life**

You get a hoard of flesh hounds out for your blood.

I insert a 40k porno.

**JamesGang**

You receive a fish slap.

I insert vanilla (Nilla) wafers

**KommissarKiln**

You receive doped silicon wafers.

I insert some velociraptor eggs. ("Give me the bag, Alan. ...It's not safe.")

**JamesGang**

you receive a Bob Evans big boy breakfast!

I insert one round and spin the chamber.

**King Pariah**

You receive Greek Roulette

I insert Stifler's Mom