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And took all the wrong lessons from it.

Via Time, just stick with the video. It gets...amazing.

Things that should not exist in naval aviation videos:

1. Swords
2. Earnest gentlemen in white singing on the flight deck.
3. Workout routines.
4. Obvious CGI.
5. Skijump carriers.


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Had to watch this video in silence but Kenny Loggins was providing the soundtrack in my head.

   
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5:30 is the best part of the video

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 DarkTraveler777 wrote:
Had to watch this video in silence but Kenny Loggins was providing the soundtrack in my head.


If you watched it in silence, you missed half the magic.
   
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So... umm... what is this for?

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The trailer for Hot Shots Part Tres was way to long.

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 H.B.M.C. wrote:
So... umm... what is this for?

Showing off the J-15. It's their "new" carrier fighter. Basically an Su-33 with Chinese avionics and, I think, engines.

Or, more accurately, it's for my amusement.
   
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5:30 is the best part of the video


In absolute tears here, inspired stuff.

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Not going to lie, when i started watching that video one of the first thoughts that went through my head was "WTF is wrong with that flight deck?!? oh, right... ski jump."

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Between the two of us... I think GW is assuming we the players are not complete idiots.


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This is awesome stuff.

The US Navy did it better though (NSFW):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uf7AkSdJcD4
   
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 H.B.M.C. wrote:
So... umm... what is this for?


Promo video for the US Government/NAVY to show, like everything else, our entire navy will be made in China.


 
   
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Oh man, hilarious. I actually thought this was supposed to be some kind of movie ad . I'll have to watch it again when I'm home from work.

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Going to give some of the most sincere advice I've ever given in the history of my life:

1. Watch the video on mute.
2. Once you get to the 2:05 mark, start Danger Zone

It magically syncs together in the most beautiful way possible.
   
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I always wanted to be a fighter jet pilot. I was even planning on entering the navy to become one in high school. Until the recruiter said that because of my less then perfect vision I would most likely never actually fly. I gave up any hope for the military after that

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 hotsauceman1 wrote:
I always wanted to be a fighter jet pilot. I was even planning on entering the navy to become one in high school. Until the recruiter said that because of my less then perfect vision I would most likely never actually fly. I gave up any hope for the military after that

As long as you can lift weights and and sing, you could join the Chinese airforce.

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 hotsauceman1 wrote:
I always wanted to be a fighter jet pilot. I was even planning on entering the navy to become one in high school. Until the recruiter said that because of my less then perfect vision I would most likely never actually fly. I gave up any hope for the military after that
Well to be fair you can be a NFO (Naval Flight Officer, which is their technical term for the guy who sits in the back seat) as long as your vision isn't completely terrible. It might not get as much glory as the pilots, but to the best of my knowledge you still learn how to fly, you just don't get aircraft carrier launch and landing qualified. Plus in my opinion sitting back seat on an electric warfare craft would be a pretty awesome job (if only our jamming pods weren't the same ones we used in Korea...but I digress).

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 hotsauceman1 wrote:
I always wanted to be a fighter jet pilot. I was even planning on entering the navy to become one in high school. Until the recruiter said that because of my less then perfect vision I would most likely never actually fly. I gave up any hope for the military after that

Yeah, that's a load of junk. My vision before PRK surgery was terrible. I keep hearing they may even waive Lasik soon.

But out of high school wouldn't have happened either way. You need a bachelor's.
   
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If it doesn't have homo-erotic volleyball, you don't get to compare it to Top Gun.

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Congratulations China. You now have the smallest possible Carrier fleet in the world(that actually has a ship)

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 Grey Templar wrote:
Congratulations China. You now have the smallest possible Carrier fleet in the world(that actually has a ship)

That's okay. It's not like you can launch a lot of planes off a STOBAR ship, anyway.
   
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 sebster wrote:
If it doesn't have homo-erotic volleyball, you don't get to compare it to Top Gun.


The video still makes the chinese look gay for aircraft carriers.

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 Seaward wrote:
Showing off the J-15. It's their "new" carrier fighter. Basically an Su-33 with Chinese avionics and, I think, engines.

Or, more accurately, it's for my amusement.



Thank you for the clarification.

And speaking as someone who knows little about jets, how does the J-15 compare to things like the F-22 and F-35?

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 H.B.M.C. wrote:
Thank you for the clarification.

And speaking as someone who knows little about jets, how does the J-15 compare to things like the F-22 and F-35?

Not at all well.

Its closest analogue - and the plane the Chinese seem to make all of its comparisons to - would be the Super Hornet. They claim it matches or exceeds Super Hornet performance in the basics - range, speed, payload, etc. - but I'm a tad skeptical. Even if it actually does, they're comparing a J-15 launched from land, because there's simply no way a ski jump-launched aircraft can carry as much weight as a catapult-launched one. So in the real world, it'd be short on something - either payload or fuel - compared to what the Superbug can haul.

And that's before you get into what really makes fighters dangerous in the modern world - radar, infrared search-and-track systems, countermeasures, electronic warfare suites, etc. The Chinese are way behind in all those areas.
   
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 Fafnir wrote:
2. Once you get to the 2:05 mark, start Danger Zone.
And, somehow, those magic words were read in Archer's voice.


 
   
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 H.B.M.C. wrote:
 Seaward wrote:
Showing off the J-15. It's their "new" carrier fighter. Basically an Su-33 with Chinese avionics and, I think, engines.

Or, more accurately, it's for my amusement.



Thank you for the clarification.

And speaking as someone who knows little about jets, how does the J-15 compare to things like the F-22 and F-35?


I know very little about jet fighters too, but the f-22 is hands down way better technology wise. It has the capability of pulling off some crazy manoeuvres that no human being would be able to survive. It also has stealth systems that are unrivaled by any fighter jet in history, you won't see it coming until its too late, and in combat, it has a heat signature the size of a golf ball, a golf ball flying 1800mph That being said, its only limit is the said human being piloting it. When I say crazy manoeuvres, I mean pick up a pen and throw it across the room, and the f-22 can probably imitate it. Before that, the Su-33, the design the J-15 took after was the superior fighter, with higher speeds, and pulling manoeuvres that rival the f-22, but its built in systems are older than those on an f-22, and its not a stealth fighter.

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Hopefully going into USN OCS after my degree is finished (going back to the US first obviously). I hope I get to do workouts on the flight deck. And get an awesome sword!

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Stirring stuff.
   
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Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.

So making a promotional video on a carrier = Top Gun rip off?

Please ask for more imagination, carriers are symbols of national pride and frequently highlighted by those with them. Its by no means an original idea from Hollywood being ripped off.

BTW China are very rapidly pacing up in military tech, their navy is no longer backwards. They have no less right to be proud of it than the US, and perhaps more because they can afford it.

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 Seaward wrote:
And that's before you get into what really makes fighters dangerous in the modern world - radar, infrared search-and-track systems, countermeasures, electronic warfare suites, etc. The Chinese are way behind in all those areas.


So it's less a case of cool dogfights and more a case of the J-15 goes down before it even knows the F-22 is there?

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