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So i just got some jewelery in the mail that had ordered in the style of the symbol of the inquistion, also today i got in a Citadel monster case full of grey knights and the like.
My wife asked whats all that stuff so i get on my soap box and expain how the imperium of man works, how the inquisition works and what the grey knights do. My wife asked
"why do they do that" in reference to the grey knights killing anyone even humans who see them. I said dont ask why, that path leads to heresy and then continued to explain
When i got to part where 1000 souls are sacrificed to maintain the Emperor upon the Golden Throne she was like. "Thats just stupid why dont they just let him die and someone
else take over" I once again said "thats heresy morgan (my wife's name)" So following her train of thought i explained about cypher the fallen and how he is either going to restore
the emporer or kill him no one know. she said " he should just kill him and take over cause they way things are being run now doesnt sound like its very practical" and then it hit
me like a ton of bricks. I married are heretic. So for the last 30 minutes or so everytime she has had something to say to me i just shout "PURGE THE HERETIC" as loud as i
can. Its really starting to aggravate her. My two year has even begun to randomly yell "urge the tick" so i know she's on the right path at least. So dakka does anyone else have this
problem. If so how have you dealt with it.

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 Scorpionov wrote:
extermitus is always possible
i considered it. but then i will have to do the dishes and laundry myself.

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I'm not married or in a relationship at all, but it sounds like you need to throw away your holy baubles and recognize your true masters.

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 Wilytank wrote:
I'm not married or in a relationship at all, but it sounds like you need to throw away your holy baubles and recognize your true masters.
that is also heresy. Sounds like a slaanesh brand of heresy to me!

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 Scorpionov wrote:
extermitus is always possible


It's not possible, it's the only option. Sorry mate but it has to be done. The kid will have to go as well because she'll have been tainted by Chaos. Do what needs to be done and start anew.

Thankfully my missus loves my "cute little puppies with the beard men on top", so until she starts asking questions I think I'm ok.
   
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 TheKbob wrote:
Hey, I hope your couch is at least comfy


This.

I chuckled.

 
   
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When you discover you have married a heretic, there is only one thing to do. Please contact your local Inquisitor. He will take the necessary steps to insure the unclean has not sullied the community. Anyone who has had extensive contact with the filth will be questioned at length (survival not guaranteed).

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 Thorgrim Bloodcrow wrote:
 Scorpionov wrote:
extermitus is always possible


It's not possible, it's the only option. Sorry mate but it has to be done. The kid will have to go as well because she'll have been tainted by Chaos. Do what needs to be done and start anew.

Thankfully my missus loves my "cute little puppies with the beard men on top", so until she starts asking questions I think I'm ok.
Lol lucky you. my daughter just calls mine little men and little cars (landraider, rhinos, chimera's) the wife just thinks i spend too much money on toys lol.


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 TheKbob wrote:
Hey, I hope your couch is at least comfy
yes it is. but in my house the wife sleeps on the couch if she doesnt wanna sleep in the same room cause god dammit i pay the rent i sleep where i please lol.


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 Happyjew wrote:
When you discover you have married a heretic, there is only one thing to do. Please contact your local Inquisitor. He will take the necessary steps to insure the unclean has not sullied the community. Anyone who has had extensive contact with the filth will be questioned at length (survival not guaranteed).
Seems legit.

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 Guilldog wrote:
 Wilytank wrote:
I'm not married or in a relationship at all, but it sounds like you need to throw away your holy baubles and recognize your true masters.
that is also heresy. Sounds like a slaanesh brand of heresy to me!


Slaanesh doesn't die a little when I rub my nipples. I think we know who I'd prefer.

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Your wife is an astute mind and should be praised for her care for humanity.

However, in the far future of the 4st Millennium... Compassion. Is. Heresy!

Did you not explain that if they don't do these things daemons will feast on the soul of mortals for all eternity?

   
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Think of it like missionary dating. Through your actions as a loving, caring husband, you can show your wife that there's more to life than her limited worldview will let her see. Through your actions, she will begin to know that there is something greater than herself in the universe. Something that she can connect with, personally, if she would be willing to trust the God-Emperor of all Mankind, and to let him into her heart.

There's no limit to what she can be, once she realises that there's more than just heresy in her life. Once she is free from her bonds of heterodoxy and apostasy.

Just think about how lucky you are that you get to be the one to show your wife the truth, and have front-row seats to the most important show in creation: the workings of the light of the Emperor on a tender heart, enriching the soul. Just think about how close you will be able to be to your wife once she lets that light in, and how much better off your lives will be once the Emperor can start working little miracles in your life. When you become open to the divine will helping you with your money problems and relationship issues, and open up new career paths for the both of you.

Take joy, for this is going to be a time of blessing for you and your family. All you need to do is to keep being a good husband, including sharing the necessary truths with your soul mate. Sooner or later, she will see the goodness, and what a special time that will be for you all.


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 Medium of Death wrote:
Your wife is an astute mind and should be praised for her care for humanity.

However, in the far future of the 4st Millennium... Compassion. Is. Heresy!

Did you not explain that if they don't do these things daemons will feast on the soul of mortals for all eternity?


I tried, she just doesnt get the " Oh im a grey knight, you saw deamons, you saw me , welp you're dead"
or the 1000 deaths a day to keep the psychic energy of a corpse running to guide mankind.


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 Ailaros wrote:
Think of it like missionary dating. Through your actions as a loving, caring husband, you can show your wife that there's more to life than her limited worldview will let her see. Through your actions, she will begin to know that there is something greater than herself in the universe. Something that she can connect with, personally, if she would be willing to trust the God-Emperor of all Mankind, and to let him into her heart.

There's no limit to what she can be, once she realises that there's more than just heresy in her life. Once she is free from her bonds of heterodoxy and apostasy.

Just think about how lucky you are that you get to be the one to show your wife the truth, and have front-row seats to the most important show in creation: the workings of the light of the Emperor on a tender heart, enriching the soul. Just think about how close you will be able to be to your wife once she lets that light in, and how much better off your lives will be once the Emperor can start working little miracles in your life. When you become open to the divine will helping you with your money problems and relationship issues, and open up new career paths for the both of you.

Take joy, for this is going to be a time of blessing for you and your family. All you need to do is to keep being a good husband, including sharing the necessary truths with your soul mate. Sooner or later, she will see the goodness, and what a special time that will be for you all.

I almost pissed myself laughing before i was done reading this. And thats all fine and good. If she isnt purged first. Tolerance and conversion are very rare in the grimdark my friend but i will try.

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 Njal Stormpuppy wrote:
I cant get over how effing cute your avatar is
What?
Ohright
Yeah just kill her, its all good

lol i just found it on google and thought it was funny. And that seems to be the general idea!

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Your wifes name is Morgan of course she is evil

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 Desubot wrote:
Your wifes name is Morgan of course she is evil
How is morgan evil.

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What are you doing posting about it on Dakka? Stop jabbering on, grab your flamer, and purge her!

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 Darth Bob wrote:
What are you doing posting about it on Dakka? Stop jabbering on, grab your flamer, and purge her!
Very true. Procrastination is a form of suffering the heretic, which in turn is heresy. Burn the heretic


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 mondo80 wrote:
The Grey Knights worship Khorne with their indiscriminate killing, he is the god of murder after all.
Well its not indiscriminate they only kill people who see them that aren't supposed to know they exists. Or people who see daemons who aren't supposed to know they exists.

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 Guilldog wrote:
 Desubot wrote:
Your wifes name is Morgan of course she is evil
How is morgan evil.


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Freman Bloodglaive wrote:
 Guilldog wrote:
 Desubot wrote:
Your wifes name is Morgan of course she is evil
How is morgan evil.


Morgan le Fey?
Ah i guess so. She can be kinda evil. i suppose. When im like "hey babe, im going to pick up this stuff from forge world, and she's like how much does it cost and im like 3mmmmhmm, and she's like 3 what and im like 380 dollars and she all like HELL NAH not on little plastic men are you crazy" yeah i guess so.

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 Guilldog wrote:
 mondo80 wrote:
The Grey Knights worship Khorne with their indiscriminate killing, he is the god of murder after all.
Well its not indiscriminate they only kill people who see them that aren't supposed to know they exists. Or people who see daemons who aren't supposed to know they exists.
I suspect GKs don't really care if others have seen daemonspawn or chaos unleashed; more, if non-enhanced humans survive a daemon attack, they probably will be more waryof them, so more protected.
The undiscriminate killing order is generally issued by Inquisitor (because that's faster than checking the populace for taints).

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 calamarialldayerrday wrote:
It's not heresy, it's truth. The Imperium is a crumbling, criminal mess. It's existence is anathema to the betterment of the galaxy, humanity, and it's citizens. Once you've been expelled from the Imperium, you can see it for what it really is.
You my friend are also a heretic and i believe you may not find many friends here lol.


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 Guilldog wrote:
 mondo80 wrote:
The Grey Knights worship Khorne with their indiscriminate killing, he is the god of murder after all.
Well its not indiscriminate they only kill people who see them that aren't supposed to know they exists. Or people who see daemons who aren't supposed to know they exists.
I suspect GKs don't really care if others have seen daemonspawn or chaos unleashed; more, if non-enhanced humans survive a daemon attack, they probably will be more waryof them, so more protected.
The undiscriminate killing order is generally issued by Inquisitor (because that's faster than checking the populace for taints).
true that.

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It's not heresy, it's truth. The Imperium is a crumbling, criminal mess. It's existence is anathema to the betterment of the galaxy, humanity, and it's citizens. Once you've been expelled from the Imperium, you can see it for what it really is.


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