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2014/05/20 23:51:07
Subject: That moment when you realize you married a heretic
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Flashy Flashgitz
Canberra, Down Under
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You are a lucky man, Guill.
Liquidation not necessary.
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2014/05/21 00:15:52
Subject: Re:That moment when you realize you married a heretic
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Screeching Screamer of Tzeentch
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Have you considered a purely psychic purge?
This may leave her somewhat dull and uninteresting to talk to, and your 2-year-old may flunk out of school in the future, but it would guarantee that no whispers from the warp could enter their minds.
I may know a Sorcerer or two who could help you out.
Please call 1-999-RUB-RICS for more info.
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2014/05/21 00:18:19
Subject: Re:That moment when you realize you married a heretic
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Long-Range Land Speeder Pilot
Schofield Barracks Hawaii
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 AlTzeentch wrote:Have you considered a purely psychic purge?
This may leave her somewhat dull and uninteresting to talk to, and your 2-year-old may flunk out of school in the future, but it would guarantee that no whispers from the warp could enter their minds.
I may know a Sorcerer or two who could help you out.
Please call 1-999-RUB-RICS for more info.
As great as ahriman is, he is also a heretic, and enlisting his aid would be heresy. My daughter is a good emperor fearing little girl and maybe a future SOB. And my wife is already dull and uninteresting to talk to lol.
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2014/05/21 01:03:57
Subject: That moment when you realize you married a heretic
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Irked Necron Immortal
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...am totally stupefied by this thread.
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2014/05/21 01:22:00
Subject: That moment when you realize you married a heretic
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Long-Range Land Speeder Pilot
Schofield Barracks Hawaii
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Into the fires of battle, unto the anvil of war!
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2014/05/21 02:09:13
Subject: That moment when you realize you married a heretic
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Changing Our Legion's Name
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Good thing I'm now in the tender embrace of the Tau Empire! The Ethereals would never lie to us, would they? 
[Cough] mind control [cough] 
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2014/05/21 02:14:31
Subject: That moment when you realize you married a heretic
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Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight
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 Guilldog wrote: Wilytank wrote: Guilldog wrote: Vector Strike wrote: calamarialldayerrday wrote:It's not heresy, it's truth. The Imperium is a crumbling, criminal mess. It's existence is anathema to the betterment of the galaxy, humanity, and it's citizens. Once you've been expelled from the Imperium, you can see it for what it really is.
But in the Imperium, the Truth and the Heresy are the same thing
Good thing I'm now in the tender embrace of the Tau Empire! The Ethereals would never lie to us, would they?
you are xenos scum and will not find many friend here either lol, but lucky for you its not my branch of his majesties inquisition to purge you. IS THERE ANY ORDO XENOS IN THE HOUSE??? 
It seems as if you've chosen the path of intolerance and jammed the stick of hatred up your own rear. I am deeply hurt by this. As a representative of Slaanesh, please know that even though you may hate us, we don't hate you. In fact we like you....we like you a lot. 
We especially like your firm, genetically altered muscles... ...your shiny bald head...
I'll be keeping an eye on you, and one day while you least expect it, I will...have your gene seed!
Did i just get molested??? 
I love sweaty sphess mahreens.
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2014/05/21 03:46:28
Subject: That moment when you realize you married a heretic
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Irked Necron Immortal
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I can't tell if it's awesome, chauvinism, insane, or an insanely awesome chauvinistic thread
For what it's worth my fiance doesn't even care about 40k. I tried to talk to her about it once and her eyes glossed over and that was that lol1
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2014/05/21 03:57:10
Subject: That moment when you realize you married a heretic
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Long-Range Land Speeder Pilot
Schofield Barracks Hawaii
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 Murdius Maximus wrote:I can't tell if it's awesome, chauvinism, insane, or an insanely awesome chauvinistic thread
For what it's worth my fiance doesn't even care about 40k. I tried to talk to her about it once and her eyes glossed over and that was that lol1
i think its the second one you listed
and dude, i hate to break it to you,....... but she's prolly a heretic....
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2014/05/21 04:53:50
Subject: That moment when you realize you married a heretic
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Irked Necron Immortal
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Nah. Share totally supports plastic dudes because they keep me sane. Good enough for me!
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2014/05/21 05:04:05
Subject: That moment when you realize you married a heretic
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Long-Range Land Speeder Pilot
Schofield Barracks Hawaii
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Murdius Maximus wrote:Nah. Share totally supports plastic dudes because they keep me sane. Good enough for me!
But what kinda plastic dudes.... thats what matters.
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